Sunday, September 29, 2024

Fabulous Summer Host Prologue Part 2 (Abridged)

Flashback!
Hakumen: IT'S AN EMERGENCY
Literally the first thing out of Hakumen's mouth at a Tycoons meeting.

Cait Sith: W-what, are we at war?
Hakumen: It's about the TSL!
Hakumen immediately notices the people who don't know what she's talking about.

Hakumen: Come on, you know what that is!
Gyumao: It's that indoor summer resort Hakumen and I made together.
Hakumen: Yes, that! But then Andvari had to go make HIS resort and how DARE he improve upon our perfection!

Ophion: Can you get to the point?
Hakumen: Oh okay then. Let's kick his ass!
Nobody reacts. Well, except for Licht.

Licht: Nooo, if we do that then--
Hakumen: Now now, I mean in business.
Lucifuge: Nice! One question: why are the rest of us here then?
Hakumen: I'd like the whole guild to collab this time. Also Xolotl, you know what the service resort needs more of?
Xolotl: U-uhh, consideration and effort? EEP!
Hakumen: You're not wrong, but are you suggesting I be nice while managing things? Melusine, what do you think?
Melusine: ...I think there's more than one answer, but I believe you're referring to competition?
Hakumen: Yes! Let's compete with our ideas and make the TSL C-Side Resort even better! I've asked non-managers here too, but you're all in right?
Xolotl: D-do I have to?
Hakumen: Yes, try to steal the top out from under us!
Ophion: Ha, I will join!
Takeminakata: W-wait, where is this gonna happen?
Hakumen: The beaches at Odaiba!

Present
Ophion: And that's what happened. I came here to invite your help since a summer host club is a totally new idea!
Ophion sneaks a look at MC.

MC: Yeah I guess it is / Inconceivable! / Oh okay. What'd everyone else say?
Y'golonac: Ya decidin' offa that?
Ophion: WIIIIFE! I have a question as I believe most people are plotting and scheming and worrying about getting first place.
Y'golonac: Oh no I'm bein' ignored!
Ophion: Lucifuge is asking Akihabara's golem master to make some sort of golem house contraption. I believe the guildmaster sent a proxy to ask for help making some trick art labyrinth. The people not asking the Creators for help have gone to the Entertainers instead. Cait Sith's planning some abandoned school haunted house. Xolotl wants to make an audience participation musical? And yet he cried in worry about being casted too. And Aizen's going to put on a lame, preachy radio program.
MC: They all sound awesome!

Y'golonac: Okay, I'mma go too, maybe find sumthin' nice to eat!
Tsukuyomi: (while thinking) Okay, we'll be happy to help. Except Y'golonac will supervise because I can't leave Kabukicho.
Y'golonac: WHAT
Tsukuyomi: What? You help out with management here too don't you?
Y'golonac: 'cuz you won't. Are ya doin' this to sleep through the day?
Tsukuyomi: (Night Emperor's Charisma smiles) Partly. The other part is because I think it'll be good for your character development.
Y'golonac: Didn't ya say the same thing when ya made me take care of MC...?
Tsukuyomi: Did I? You really have developed your character a lot and changed since then!
MC stands as Y'golonac's equal instead of being an offering. Tsukuyomi looks at them.

Tsukuyomi: Also you came to apologize, right? You'll need to show some good faith then and do this without using your special power.
Y'golonac: I've been dun tricked!

Ophion: Hang on, you can't expect this to work without you, Tsukuyomi. You're the number one host.
Y'golonac: HEY! I'm number two here!
Ophion: How good can you be without using your power?
Y'golonac: GASP! Ya wanna see yerself!?
Tsukuyomi: Y'golonac is great as a host and manager, I promise.
Ophion: But still... wait, are you saying this is going to be good for Y'golonac's character development as a host?
MC: He could be number one host, I've seen him work hard for it fighting it out.
Ophion: WIIIIFE! Hmm, you make sense! If we are doing a competition, we should have more participants! Tsukuyomi I still want you to join, but on a different team than Y'golonac's. Go be a boss character for him to fight!
Tsukuyomi: Hmm, that sounds like fun...

Tsukuyomi calls for Tetsuya and Suzuka.
Suzuka: What's up?
Tsukuyomi: Question. Can you two hold the fort while I'm out?
Tetsuya: You seriously expect us to fill in for you?
Tsukuyomi: Don't think I haven't noticed when you secretly help out. You've got charms on my level.
Suzuka: I'm kicking your ass if you're calling out to go napping.
Tsukuyomi explains he'll be working elsewhere and somehow convinces them of this.

Suzuka: Oh, okay then.
Tetsuya: We'll survive, I guess. Get our names out while you're off.
Tsukuyomi thanks Tetsuya and Suzuka! ...in kisses.

Tetsuya and Suzuka: WHAT THE HELL MAN (punches Tsukuyomi and leaves)
Tsukuyomi: It's cool, their love language is violence. Oof.

Ophion: Everything seems in order then. One more thing! I want MC, my WIIIIFE to join in on this as well.
Y'golonac: Back off, MC is MINE!
Ophion: Who ARE you to MC anyways!?
MC: nothing / roommates? / my adoptive daddy
---
(A) Y'golonac: Why ya gotta be so cold, MC!?
(BC) Y'golonac looks smug.
---
Ophion: Hmph. You've been with MC all this time and somehow never saw their host potential? MC, show him what you've got while I be the customer!
MC: uhhh / (be excited and get changed) / Pazuzu impression!

Later
Tsukuyomi: Welcome Ophion. MC, greet him.
MC: Hello I'm MC. This way please.
Ophion: Ooh, nice. What service will you do?
MC: I've been counting the days until I saw you / It's punishment time, lizard boy / meeeh. effort
(A) Ophion: Me too. How shall I love you? Shall I give you a token of my love or pour it out for you?
MC: both / (take his hand and look into his eyes) / give me all your love
Ophion: Yes! YES!
(B) Ophion: Oh, you plan to top ME? I can take it!
And then Ophion comes in closer!

(C) Ophion: Oh you know how to play with me so well. How about I get you into the mood?
And then Ophion tries to push MC down!

Y'golonac: Oh my gawd STAAWP!
Ophion: Rude. Are you a helicopter parent or something?
Y'golonac: Shut up, you. MC, he's dangerous!
Ophion: I have no issue playing along with your terrible parent act. Shall I force you to accept my relationship with MC?
Y'golonac: UGH this guy is totally the type to barge in and act like he owns the place!
Tetsugyuu and Ellie walk over.
Ellie: So like opening up a new store elsewhere is cool and all, but why does MC need to go?
Tetsugyuu: Yeah!
Ellie: And why do they need to be a host? What if they get all the freaks who ask to suck their blood and--actually that sounds good right now.
MC: QUEEN FREAK / God, I'll be fine! / it's okay

Tsukuyomi: Hmm. Maybe we need a bodyguard too then. You come with us, Tetsugyuu. And uh...Shino, can you come over here?
Shino: Understood. I shall guard you with my very life.
MC: HELP?? / Nice / Stop treating me like a baby!
Ellie: Then I want to go with MC too!
Tsukuyomi: But it's going to be a day job and we can't both be away from Kabukicho.
Ellie: I guess...but if anything happens to MC I will kill everyone in this room and then myself.
Since Ophion has already asked Tsukuyomi to go, Ellie resigns herself into staying.

Tsukuyomi: Okay Y'golonac, you're in charge of organizing everything.
Y'golonac: By myself!?
Tsukuyomi: We can't send help from out here, so we'll need to hire temp people. I'll handle my own team, you fill out yours.
MC: do you even know anyone / Good luck, Y'golonac! / what do I do?
Tsukuyomi: Could you help Y'golonac's team?
MC: Okay / aww, I wanted to be with you~ / fiiiine
(B) Tsukuyomi: Aww, thanks. But there's something only you can do.

Tsukuyomi: Shino, Tetsugyuu, you two join the host lineups too. You'll be on Team--
Shino and Tetsugyuu: We want to be on Team MC!
Shino: I must repay MC for helping me when I knew nothing of Kabukicho!
Tetsugyuu: And I gotta help Boss for all the help they gave me!
Tsukuyomi: Aww, no one wants to be on my team.
Shino and Tetsugyuu RPS to figure out who goes where. Shino wins!

Shino: YES I W--ahem, I will cut down down any threats who approach you. Be at ease, milord.
Tetsugyuu: WAAAH Boss I loooost!
Shino: Go away! It should be ME getting MC's attention!
Y'golonac: Oh gawd how am I gonna do this?
MC: Ophion are you sure about this? / (facepalm) / Let's do this!
Ophion: Maybe I asked the wrong people... Well whatever, I'll win if I have MC as a host!
Tsukuyomi: We'll make it happen. Right, Y'golonac?
Y'golonac: I-I'll show ya! MC, we gotta fill our lineup!
Tsukuyomi: Oh right, me too. How am I doing this...?
And that's how Y'golonac became a seasonal host manager.

End of Episode

Fabulous Summer Host Prologue Part 1 (Abridged)

Some bar
Y'golonac: Heeey baaaybeees! Geheheh, thanks for comin', y'all!
Mobs: Yeeeaaaah, [REDACTED] us, Y'golonac!
Y'golonac: Oh fiiiine. It's a secret, mkay?
Y'golonac licks his hands! The mobs are SO into this!

Y'golonac: Now keep quiet now, ya hear?
The abyss of desire~!
Kabukicho
Y'golonac is going home for the day. Night. Whatever.

Y'golonac: Whoo, good day! Tsukuyomi's gonna name ME the Emperor of the Night soon gwehehe!
Loud stomach rumbling.
Y'golonac: Aww man, late night ramen sounds good right about now...

Y'golonac notices MC down the street!
Y'golonac: who dat? You gonna get sick sleeping out back there.
Y'golonac tries waking MC. MC barely responds. Y'golonac gets hungry...

Y'golonac: No witnesses... maybe I can eat this instead!
MC: hot old man... / help. hungry. lost. / (scared stiff)
---
(A) Y'golonac: Aww, thanks! Not that it'll save ya!
(B) Y'golonac: Well looky that! I'm hungry too! And I'm low on faith soooo...
(C) Y'golonac: It's okay, I'mma make it feel good!
---
Y'golonac holds his hands out and is about to get their mouth around MC's head when he sees their eyes and suddenly flashes back to his own summoning and projects onto MC!

Y'golonac: Hmmmm...what IF I took ya back to make my chore boygirlthing? Oh mah GAWD I'mma genius! Easy job, here I come!
Y'golonac picks MC up and runs back. And that's how MC became part of the Kabukicho Outlaws.

Later
Y'golonac: HEY YOU GUUUUYS! Lookit what I got!
The Outlaws are unimpressed. Y'golonac sometimes shows off random junk his customers give him, but not this time!
Suzuka: DAMMIT Y'GOLONAC why'd you go and kidnap a civvie!? We keep telling you to not do this shit!
Y'golonac: B-but I didn't! I just found them on the street and had to do somethin'!
Suzuka: So you decided to pick up a servant boygirlthing.
Y'golonac: You're so mean to meeee! Uh, this is...Kabukicho pride stuff!
Gyoubu: That's nice, but you still can't go picking up every stray you find. We still need to figure if we're going to take them in.
MC: hot dignified older man! / sorry for bothering you / (look scared)
(A) Gyoubu: No teasing now. You don't seem bad though...
Suzuka: Uncle, be a little more disciplined here.
Gyoubu scratches his head while Tsukuyomi speaks up!

(B) Gyoubu: Oh no, the puppy eyes... well it's the King and Queen's decision.
(C) Suzuka: Nice, Uncle!
Gyoubu scratches his head while Tsukuyomi speaks up!

Tsukuyomi: Ehh, seems cool with me if Y'golonac takes care of them. You found them first, after all.
Y'golonac: But I'm a loser who can't take care of myself! My place is cramped and dirty, bad place for someone else ya know?
MC: Yay! / help please / (SHAKE YOUR DAMN HEAD)
---
(AB) Y'golonac: uhhh baby I tried to eat you earlier
(C) Y'golonac: See!? ...also damn, ya don't have to be such a bitch about it. Maybe I SHOULD eat ya--(bonked by Marchosias)--OWWIE
---
Ellie whispers to Tsukuyomi.

Ellie: Really, Tsukuyomi? I'm pretty sure Y'golonac's gonna try something.
Tsukuyomi: True, but it'll be fine. Kid's not that weak, and Y'golonac can use some character development.
Y'golonac looks annoyed.

Y'golonac: (Meh, I can always eat 'em later and make something up! Hell they might just run away from havin' to do all my dirty laundry!)
And so the days slip on by.

Some time later
Barong: Dude Y'golonac we are TOTALLY good partners, I'm saying!
Y'golonac: NO! And stop followin' me!
The Suidocho students are right at Kabukicho's border.

Barong: But your Desire Corruption and my Complete Usage desire totally match! You can even take my share of the money!
Y'golonac: No deal. Also, your night shows would schedule conflict with my host job!
Barong: What about day time shows then?
Barong is a VERY stubborn guy.

Y'golonac: I only go to Suidocho because Tsukuyomi can't be assed to manage things himself. I can't just not!
Barong: You're no fun, lover boy.
Y'golonac: GO AWAY! I got MC to feed!
MC: Welcome back, Y'golonac / except not really? / you lying prick
(A) Y'golonac: Aww, ya came to pick me up? Gweheheh!
(BC) Y'golonac: Ya couldn't wait to see me, huh? I know how ya are.

Barong: Oh my god MC, Y'golonac is being so mean to meee!
MC: Treat your friends better / back off he's mine! / Just kidnap him or something
---
(A) Barong: Yeah, Y'golonac!
Y'golonac: Creep!
(B) Y'golonac: O-oh...!
Barong: Aww, cute. Lemme join in!
(C) Y'golonac: GASP! Are ya still mad about me tryna eat ya back then? I said it was my bad already!
---
Barong: Aww come onnn. How about a trial run?
Y'golonac: Just ask the techies for a video!
Barong: I mean, it's good to want a big audience! I just want someone who'll totally use me and run me hard into the ground~!
Y'golonac: Ruuuude. Ya serious about askin' me?
Barong: It's a compliment! You make people shine!

Sudden interruption!
Y'golonac's Regular Mob A: Ohhh, Master Y'golonac! I finally have an offering for you!
Y'golonac: WHOMST? Uhh...who you
Mob A: I'm your stan worshipper #1! Sorry I haven't made offerings lately.
Y'golonac: O-oh, okay! (literally who)
Mob A: I finally found a nice present! (holds up Some Thing)
Y'golonac: OH MY GAWD ya can't just pull that out in fronta MC!
MC: what am I even looking a--(Y'golonac covers MC's eyes)
Y'golonac: So like thanks but no waitin' outside the bar for me like a stalker, mkay? Cool kthnxbaiii
Mob A: Noooo!
Y'golonac grabs MC and Barong and turns to go!

Y'golonac: wait Barong why are ya here?
Barong: You grabbed me. So, deal?
Y'golonac: Oh hit the road dammit. Lesgo MC. (dumps Barong and bails)
Mob A: weeeh, why won't you love me, Master Y'golonac?
Barong: You got dumped too huh? Hey, wanna see my dance show?
Mob A leaves.

Barong: Aww, don't leave me hanging! But then again I'm here, so things can't be all good. Hmm...

Later
MC and Y'golonac go to Tsukuyomi's bar.

MC: Uh, you sure about leaving like that? / You can't treat your customers like that! / omg ambushed by fans!
---
(A) Y'golonac: Well whaddya expect? No business allowed outside business property.
(B) Y'golonac: But all my baby worshippers look the same. Ya can't even expect me to remember every Foreigner, mkay.
(C) Y'golonac: They scared ya? I'mma kick they ass next time then!
---
Okay, Mob A didn't follow along. And now Bael comes out!

Bael: Okay, I'll call when I'm done handling the dine and dashers.
Marchosias: Thank you, especially since business law isn't your specialty.
Bael: We're fellows in the same business. Also I've been paid and I need to flex my position with some noblesse oblige.
Tsukuyomi: Ooh, maybe we should hire you as our on call consultant. You have that devil's legal knowledge stuff.
Bael: I'll take that as a compliment. Also, no thank you.
Bael turns around and notices MC and Y'golonac.

Bael: Oh. Hello MC and Y'golonac.
MC: (polite greeting) / Leaving already? / Tail! Fluff! Now!
(B) Bael: I was, but I want to ask Y'golonac something.
(C) Bael: No, not this time! (dodges MC and turns to Y'golonac)

Bael: So I've been hearing this host club has been doing unseemly things to gather customers. And lots of them are going berserk for you, Y'golonac. Anything to say about that?
Y'golonac: Uhhhh, no? (badly whistles)
Bael: (HE KNOWS SOMETHING)
Bael keeps a poker face on. No evidence still.

Bael: ...I see. Good day. (leaves)
Tsukuyomi: ...are you still using your power? Sure, Desire Limiter Release helps in this biz, but only if it's temporary. Those desires will blow up somewhere otherwise, and the memories don't roll back. It's why you're being watched.
Y'golonac: I know, but how else am I supposed to help the guild?
Y'golonac is number 2 in sales.

Tsukuyomi: That's nice of you, but it's not like you have to help out. And if bad rumors start piling up, you or the Outlaws could--
Y'golonac: I'll just go and mooch off somewhere else if that happens! (storms out)
Tsukuyomi: Oops. Sorry MC, could you go talk to him?
MC: Got it! / Okay Big Bro / uggggh
Tsukuyomi smiles.

Later
Y'golonac: FINALLY it's over, gawd. He said all that, but I still gotta use my power or else I can't help out and pay back the Outlaws by bringing in the cash.
MC: Okay no more crying / wanna go apologize if you feel bad?
---
(A) Y'golonac: I ain't cryin', I'm just sad!
(BC) Y'golonac: Naw, man!
---
MC: I guess, but you're still helpful on the management side! / wow you really want attention
---
(C) Y'golonac: SHUT UP
---
Y'golonac: I mean I'm still being nicer, ya hear? Back in Old Ones I shuffled underlings every week!
Once upon a time in Old Ones, Y'golonac was shoved behind some brick wall underground. The only way for him to get out is to possess some sacrificial priest who summoned him. But then the priest's body wears out and he has to do it all over again.
Y'golonac: I still gave them power while they lived! How am I supposed to change how I do things now...?
MC: Do you still even need to do that in Tokyo? / Tokyo works different / You can't be free if you have to be scolded

Y'golonac: I guess, but I only know how to survive by eatin' people...and now I'm hungry! How about we eat out? Ya love the even-worse-for-ya-than-fast-food junk I make, huh?
Y'golonac pulls out some pot, throws in a ton of garlic and pulls out a big plate of cheese.

MC: nice / I'M GONNA GET SO FAT / You aren't supposed to have garlic and cheese anymore!
---
(B) Y'golonac: It's cool, I throw in healthy veggies too!
(C) Y'golonac: Nuh-uh you said no fresh cream or mayo last week. Tee hee.
---
Y'golonac sets the table. Ahh, the smell of arterial clogging~.

Y'golonac: Whoo, junk! We talk after this, mkay.
Y'golonac starts eating. He still seems kinda bothered.

Y'golonac: ...MC, will ya come with me to Tsukuyomi's after this?
MC: Okay! / (headpat) / Sure. I'm not eating any of that.

Later
Y'golonac: oh gawd what do I even say!? Uh, how 'bout we come back tomorrow? Oof my stomach hurts!
MC: You'll be fine / (raises fist) Sure I can make that stomachache happen
---
(A) Y'golonac: Ya promise? It better be fine or I'mma bite and lick ALL over ya like a candy bar!
(BC) Y'golonac: OKAYOKAY I was just kiddin', geez!
---
And then Y'golonac goes inside. Tsukuyomi is there with someone.

Tsukuyomi: Oh hey you two, this is--
Ophion: Roppongi Tycoons's Ophion. Oh! MY WIIIIIFE!
End of Episode part

Live A Hero Book 2 Chapter 2 Episode 13: Port Light (Abridged)

Parallel Flight
Akashi: So...
Mokdai: Like...
Sui: Yeah...
MC: tired
Day time. This would have been the last day on that business trip, but change of plans, store's closed. The gang's in the break room.

Akashi: ...is that all you have to say?
He seems mad.

MC: Um, something upsetting you...?
Akashi: You pulled another crazy stunt again! You know how worried I was!?
That all happened yesterday, by the way.

Akashi: You almost blacked out after what you did and we had to drag you out!
Mokdai: Yeah, Akashi and I had to take turns carrying you while Sui used her strings...
Sui: And then we regrouped with Grigory, Crowne, and um, Galvo?
Akashi: And then that weird WHITE thing started spreading!
Mokdai: And Grigory was all half-crazy like "oh my gooood how can the data say everything's normal!?"
Akashi: Yeah, then we had to throw our plans out.
Sui: Something about the lab acting as some wedge holding the world stable even if we got teleported.
Mokdai: And then he used his space healing magic for first aid, then flopped over for like four hours.
Akashi: ...oh right, did he ever say when we're meeting again? I hope it doesn't clash with Toshu's class.
MC: Oh...sorry guys.

Akashi: You're totally gonna do it again, aren't you?
Akashi keeps clenching and unclenching his fists. He seems really mad.

MC: wait, hold on now
Melide and Monomasa walk in.

Monomasa: Akashi, wait. It's not entirely MC's fault. It's mine too.
Melide: I get why you're mad...but I still have to thank MC for it.
Melide and Monomasa seem to have softened up.

Sui: Melide! Are you okay?
Melide: Yes, thank you. The doctor said my feelings have a large effect and to deal with the cause. But I can think and decide later if it hurts. It's like they know me better than myself...
Monomasa: Yes, Rakta's good. Glad he comes to Earth sometimes.
MC: (Aww Rakta, your mental care support is great!) That's awesome!

Akashi: ...so Melide, Monomasa. How are they doing?
Akashi leans back and forth on the back of a chair.

Melide: Exio and Yoshiori? Well...
Exio: Ruuude. I'm right here, you know.
Yoshiori: Melide, can I take this sign off...?
Akashi: PFFFT
Exio and Yoshiori are wearing signs of shame saying "We caused problems on purpose for everyone in the office."

Exio: Okay I get having to wear this in front of you Melide, but in front of MC...?
Melide: (smiles) No. Not until they say okay.
MC: (you know that is some pretty handwriting. Who did it? At least Melide seems happy)

Sui: I'm still worried... Exio, you said you can't live without MC anymore.
Mokdai: Yeah, if this happens again...
Akashi: ...we'd never stop beating ourselves up about it.
The gang, Melide, and Monomasa all look at Exio.

Exio: ...what? Okay fine, I'll explain. So like I said earlier, I can't pull any of this ever again for two reasons. First, my link to my parallel selves has been cut, so I can't DO any of all that anymore. Second, MC put an Observer collar on me.
Exio looks annoyed.

MC: did you have to put it like that? I mean it's kinda true but still.
MC observed and connected Exio, Yoshiori, Melide, and Monomasa.

Exio: Well, MC did like a Reverse Ether Search. Ether Searches quantify something an Observer says is needed and looks up what's around that.
Melide: ...MC connected us all together because they said you need us?
Exio: In cliched terms, yes...and it was all possible because I was disappearing. I still wanna say "how dare." (looks around) Anyways, if I hurt everyone and MC stops observing me, I'll poof out of existence or something.
He looks SO annoyed.

Melide: Exio, stop looking at MC like that.
Exio: Um, since when did you get more forceful?
Flustered Exio!

Melide: Since I decided everyone should stop ditching me to do their own thing.
Monomasa: ...I decided that too.
Yoshiori: Shove it up your--(gets bonked by Monomasa's squeaky hammer)--OW that thing is heavy dammit!
Monomasa: Do you need a reminder about what you did was wrong, Yoshiori?
Monomasa will totally bonk him again. Exio sighs.

Exio: Well anyways, yes I can't pull this stunt anymore and I've been hit with Observer object impermanence. I'll disappear soon if MC stops observing me.
Akashi: Uh-huh. But we know you'll still do it if you're desperate enough.
Akashi looks determined.
Exio: ...but I can't. Just ask MC.
Everyone looks at MC.

MC: Uhh...

So after that dream dive, MC got a peek into Exio's mind.
MC: I can see whatever Exio thinks and tries to do.
Exio: Yeah, I think getting connected to Yoshori, Melide, and Monomasa, but MC can read my mind whenever now. They'll also probably sense right away if I'm feeling anything hostile. Also the collar they stuck on me means I can't try anything crazy while they're here.
MC: Yeeeah. Crazy.
Exio is SUPER annoyed. But there's also some warmth deep down in him too.

Sui: I don't totally get it, but you're an open book now I guess?
Akashi: Really? Then again, MC's a WEIRD Observer.
MC: RUUUDE
Akashi: What? It's true...you do crazy awesome stuff.
Akashi whispers that last bit as his ears go red.

Mokdai: Well it's still Huckle's decision too. Let's call it a day here. MC, Monomasa, don't you two have to go soon?
MC: Oh right, that.
Monomasa: Yes, we all got out. Melide...
Melide: I know. I'll be watching them.
Melide smiles. Very forceful.

MC: (...she seems to be having fun, so that's nice.)

Yoshiori: ...hmph. Oh right, MC.
Yoshiori is facing the other way and sounds awkward.

Yoshiori: ...thanks for believing in me.
MC: That's my job / ooooh, are you blushing~? / ...
---
(A) Yoshiori: Pft, liar. And...sorry I did something that can't be forgiven.
That last bit is quiet.

(B) Yoshiori: Shut up, jackass!
Melide: Yoshiori, no.
Melide is getting better at handling Yoshiori.

Yoshiori: ...! ...never mind. ...thanks, and sorry.
(C) Yoshiori: ...I don't think you'll ever forgive me, but I still want to thank you. It's all thanks to you.
Yoshiori's voice trails off, but he sounds resolute.
---
Yoshiori looks away, like he knows he can't expect a response.

Monomasa: ...ready to go now, MC?
MC: Yep! (My stomach's empty!)
Time to go to the afterparty!

Later
Sui: I'm surprised since you were so against it earlier, Akashi...
Akashi: What? Monomasa's there too.
Mokdai: I guess, but I figured you were still going to complain like "you're going after all that happened!?" or something.
Akashi: ...yeah I'm worried about something happening to MC, but...
Akashi turns to Sui and Mokdai.

Akashi: If something does, you guys are here to help too, right?
Sui: ...heh, as long as you understand.
Mokdai: Yeah, doesn't look like we need to sucker punch you again into sanity.
Akashi: ...oh right that happened. I could totally sue, you kn--
Shared brain wave.

Mokdai: ...I wonder if the president is okay?
Sui: Yeah, they're discussing it now, but...
Akashi: Just gotta hope...
The gang sits and thinks about Huckle...

Elsewhere
Huckle: PLEASE ACCEPT...
Ryekie: OUR DEEPEST APOLOGIES!
Huckle, Ryekie, and Crowne: WE'RE SO SORRY
Customary Japanese bowing.

Grigory: Ummmm, can we just...not do this?
Awkward Grigory.

Seiichirou: ...well there's still some formalities to observe after all.
Seiichirou is slightly more relaxed than usual. This meeting is about more detailed healing after everyone got out of the Imaginary Point. Also more intel sharing, allegedly.

Huckle: ...we're really sorry about that lab in the Imaginary Point.
Grigory: Yeeeeah, it all blew up. HQ said "we can fix it!" but uh, nooope!
So forcing a Path open from an unstable world to a super unstable world is super dangerous, TWICE, with the second time being even rougher led to all this.

Grigory: Meeeh, it's all cool. I made the decision to do all that.
Seiichirou: I'm pretty sure they're talking about the cause of it happening to begin with, Grigory.
Exio. Who is he with?
Seiichirou: ...before, it might've been me apologizing.
The Alliance listed Exio as a part of them one time.

Huckle: ...I don't know how we'll calculate the damages we owe, but...we'll...pay...somehow...!
Ryekie: (Huckle, you're going pale! I'm dying here too!)
Grigory: Hmmmm. How about we forget about that bit for now?
Casual Grigory.

Crowne: Wait, what?
Grigory: Yuuup, forget allll about it! Again, I was the decision maker on site. We got some important data, and you know what? Zero Trust said I can do whateeever I want with the Imaginary Point and lab.
Crowne: what
Grigory: Yep. Whateeeever I want, especially if it's for Science™! The paperwork suuuucks, but still.
Huckle: ...Grigory, you're a tech consultant for Zero Trust, right?
Grigory: Mhmmm.
Ryekie: And they let you do whatever with that world!?
Grigory: I knoooow, right? Then again I'm sorta its discoverer and head researcher soooo
Seiichirou: ...it's just one more lab to them? Really? I don't think I've ever seen a manager get whole rights to a lab before.
Grigory: I mean, yeeeah it's worth a lot, but hard to figure how much. But anywaaays... how did you want to handle the responsibility thing?
Grigory seems tensed now. Huckle notices and thinks about everything. Not how he planned for it to go, but the main parts are addressed.

Huckle: Yes, we promise to keep Exio Grant at our agency.

Some restaurant
Danzo: Hey Little Boss, Monomasa! Over here!
MC: Danzo!
Galvo: Greetings to you both!
Monomasa: Galvo it has only been a day, how did you get so many bags?
Galvo: It is fascinating seeing all the differences in things from a parallel world! And I have so much money!
Danzo: That money's partly mine though!
Galvo: Oh, yes. I did not expect space yen and lahs would be different too.
Galvo bought a lot of books and popular items.

MC: ...Galvo / Galvie? / (grab Galvo's face and pull him closer)
(A) Galvo: ...my apologies for worrying thee. Fret no more.
(B) Galvo: A-art thou angry? Such is obvious but...w-wait! Please!
(C) Galvo: ...Mashta Obsubah, pray tee let go?

Galvo takes MC's hand.
Galvo: ...thank you for your considerations, Master Observer. Truly. Dost thou believe me in such?
MC: ...yes / don't do that ever again / still really mad now
(A) Galvo: I see. But I still leaned on thy grace and understand. Thank you.
(B) Galvo: W-well, I am not fond of promising unfounded on truth acts but...
Danzo: Hey Gal, maybe don't shake your head until Little Boss says okay?
Galvo: Oh, so the Lord Observer did well to attain that title? ...very well, I promise.
(C) Galvo: Ahh, I tried so hard yet the Lord Observer is still so ill-humored, Monomasa...
Monomasa: Wait, are you enjoying this...?
Galvo: How did you know? No wait, please! Set aside your fists, Master Observer!

Danzo: Well we can thank Gal later, but for now, cheers guys! Ready to open the bottle!?
Galvo: Yes! I need to talk about afterwards!
Monomasa: I was worried there'd be problems with him being a parallel worlder, but things seem fine?
Danzo pops a champagne bottle! The champagne bubbles out!
Danzo: First drink's for MC! (hands over a glass) This one's called the VIP! Nice way to end things, huh?
MC: I...might have caused problems for the boss and stuff...
Danzo: Really? He seemed fine when we all left.
Danzo seems really relaxed.
MC: ...thanks Danzo.
Danzo: For what? I'm the perfect servant boy who gets all the work done no matter how crazy!
MC: Well that too, but thanks for believing in me.
Danzo: ...you really need to say that now? You saw my dream and believed in me. (picks up his own glass) Anyways, thanks! ...ready for the Normal mode dance class? It'll be great!
MC: ...how about we redo Beginner mode again!?
And so the party opens up, both to enjoy the moment and to deal with things past and future.

Back to Huckle's meeting with Grigory!
Grigory: Mmmmm, that makes things complicated.
Grigory sounds unhappy. Partly because of the lab, but also the incident itself.

Grigory: Also, his shenanigans are on video so people are going to--
Huckle: Actually we might be fine there, I think?
Huckle seems surprised but stubborn.

Seiichirou: ...how so?
Huckle: We're under contract.
Grigory: whaaaat
Huckle: Remember, we asked for one edit of the NDA portion. "Parallel Flight retains the right to decide whether to publicize any of its members' private data regardless of Zero Trust's opinion."

Grigory: ...waaaait. Are you telling us to shut up about Exio?
Huckle: Oh no, I would never say it like that. I prefer "please pretend this never happened."
Grigory: Woooow the escalation~
Ryekie and Crowne look uncomfortable.

Grigory: So liiiike, how do you expect me to explain all that?
Huckle: Monsters did it. We all saw that.
Yep, that's what everyone said during the first aid session after escaping the Imaginary Point.

Crowne: All that unexplained VP we got was from other parallel world Exios, right?
Seiichirou: Apparently, so...
Ryekie: The only ones watching us were him and people in Zero Trust!
Grigory: ...waaait, yeah. Zero Trust people were watching too.
Huckle: Uh, yes? Are you saying they aren't bound by the contract?
Grigory: Um, well...are you for real?
Huckle: Yes.
Big smile!

Grigory: Aww maaaan, I lost the negotiation...
Seiichirou: Huckle please stop, I'm getting office flashbacks.
Huckle: (default smile) ...okay, that's enough of the surface discussion.
Huckle sighs. Business Huckle is off, Hero Huckle is on.

Huckle: We don't even have our premises straight here. All I can do is ask for things. It's fine if you want to research the data, but...
Ryekie: ...we'd like you to let us at PF handle Exio Grant.
This is something at least Huckle and Ryekie agree on.

Grigory: Whaaat? First you kick me in the shins and then offer a makeup present? ...why even go so far?
Ryekie: ...I'm still not fully on board. Our definitions of justice still feel incompatible! But his deepest wish is...
Yeah, everyone saw Exio's memories in that dimensional mud.

Ryekie: Seiichirou, you have opinions on the Broker don't you?
Seiichirou raises an eyebrow but says nothing.

Crowne: And Grigory? Huckle and I became heroes because...MC believed in us.
There are people who dream, and then there are people who become the first to believe in those dreams.

Huckle: Well, they in my case I started believing again but still...
MC observed Exio and believed in his bonds.

Huckle: Believing, and being believed in is our job. Because we're heroes.
Huckle has more to say, but Grigory is checking out.

Grigory: Fine fiiiine, I get it...
Those with armor hardened by reality. They are the soft, the gentle, the easily hurt, and the beautiful.

Grigory: Huckle, you're a loooot like the stupid president in Woden Industrial. Always chasing dreams.
Huckle: Yeah, directorial work isn't quite my thing, but it's not something people really do without dreams.
Grigory: You seem to be doing just fiiiine, sheesh. But okay, that's enough I guess.
Grigory leans back. This conversation can't go anywhere else. There's other things to address anyways.

Grigory: I still got that healing to do, mkaaay. Soooo much data to pick up!
Everyone Else: Go easy please?
And so the not-really-quick healing goes on and on...

That night, the park
Melide: Um, Exio you can take that off now. We're outside and going shopping.
Exio: Oh, right. Thanks. I'm getting forgetful now.
Melide needs to buy necessities for the office. Exio forgot about the sign because he's so used to dissociating even though there's only one of him left capable of perceiving himself. He barely has any usable abilities left. No more autopiloting and snapping back into reality at random. But for now? He's here with Melide.
Melide: Exio? I've decided I'm going to be with everyone from now on.
Exio (narrating): Melide turns to look at me and grabs my fingers. It's a slight warmth.
Melide: So next time? Let's all go to the Ferris wheel toge--
And now suddenly Exio is elsewhere with the Broker sitting behind some desk.

A tongue clicks. 'Exio, you fool. Did you think you could actually be happy? Did you want to live?'
Broker: Thank you for finally coming. You've always been rejecting my invitations.
HIM
Exio: Never saw a reason to come. Messed up today. Kindly send me back?
Exio (narrating): Ugh, I can't believe I forgot to block him. I can't laugh at MC when I let this happen. Who's really Unbalanced here? I feel like a kid.
Broker: Not yet, we should talk a moment after that interesting little trick you pulled.
Broker is making tea.
Broker: The Imaginary Point. How fascinating. And your viewpoint? Impeccable. You were right that location is outside my observable view, and that such a world is so tasteless. You'd have been right if you managed to pull your plan off. It wouldn't have been impossible to keep track of this world then, but very difficult.
It's pretty much impossible to make it impossible for the Broker to track this world. Especially if he plays for time and extra runs.

Exio: ...I don't need a play by play of my failure.
Broker: I actually came to congratulate you. You, them, and the monsters. Such growth.
Broker offers tea. A hollow gesture.
Exio: That was a monster? I thought it was just a gatekeeper.
Broker: That's a matter of perspective. Still, it's very interesting a failure like you I decided to dispose of brought about something so unexpected.
Is he smiling?

Broker: And now you've become so fragile.
Hmm. Is that the big idea for this conversation?

Broker: I thought I had to have the custom, MC, define phenomena...but now you are alone.
Exio (narrating): He walks over. Resistance is futile because there's nowhere to run.
Exio: Id Replica, kill him.
Id Replica: [Weird Screaming!]

Exio (narrating): Id Replica jumps out, what remains of it. It's badly damaged, and it jumps at the Broker by its own will.
Broker: Aha. You thought this would work? Whose technique did you think that was?
Exio (narrating): Time stop. I knew this would happen, but I can't just not.
Broker: It could have taken a bite from me if it were perfected. How frightening.
Exio (narrating): He's just playing along.
Broker: So. Are you afraid of losing your only self? Does it bother you to be down to your last life? How very much like a person.
Exio (narrating): The Broker touches my throat, then pulls my chin up with a finger. Disgusting.

Exio: Yes, I'm a real person. Unlike you.
Broker: ...are you actually saying I'm not a real person?
Exio (narrating): I said that out of spite, but he seems actually surprised.
Exio: Why the surprise? You're an enemy of mankind. And of all races. You'll lose eventually, like I did.
Exio (narrating): I sent all my contempt and anger...
Broker: ...heh. Ha. Hahahaha!
Exio (narrating): ...and he just laughs.
Broker: HA! We're the same? Going to lose eventually? And yet I am not a real person? HA! Utterly ridiculous!
Exio is surprised. The Broker seems to legit find this funny.

Broker: Okay, that's enough for today thank you. I hope you accept another of my invitations in the future.

Back on Earth again
Melide: Let's all go to the Ferris wheel together again. Do you think we can?
Exio (narrating): Back on Earth with Melide holding onto me. Maybe we will go on that Ferris wheel again. Hmm... I should pass on the popcorn if that happens, it's too sweet smelling for me.
Exio: ...okay. And let's keep living like we have been.
Melide: ...yeah, together.
Exio (narrating): Melide is determined, like she won't let go of me. Not that I want to let her go either. Anyways, I put up two Anti-Broker shield layers up...maybe I should teach this to MC too.
Flash of MC!
Exio: ...eh, why not. Melide, you've kept up with that magic charm right?
Melide: ...yes? You've told me to never forget to do it.
Exio: Good. Don't ever forget to do it like I did.
Melide: ? Oh, we should teach it to MC too, right? They're my sibling student now.
Exio: Wait, you're keeping up with that sibling idea?
Exio (narrating): I guess I'll have to take this seriously since Goal #1 is all I've got. I HAVE to go for the deus ex machina happy ending now. UGH. I'd totally ditch this weight on my shoulders if I could.
Exio: (frowns)
And then Exio looks up at the sky. What was that last smile in the end? Seems like it's a genuinely happy smile for the first time ever.

Later
Monomasa walked MC home and is now heading back to his own home.

Monomasa: ...are you awake, Monomasa?
No response. Nothing like back then.
Flashback!

Galvo: Hmm. We should support each other like they did.
Present

Monomasa: Hmm...
Monomasa thinks about his state of being and future.

Monomasa: ...are we supporting each other?
No answer. The night wind is cold.

Some hotel
Galvo: So many things I want to do! But what first...?
Hmm. Linguistic development and difference research as his job as a language specialist? Or researching how it happened as a wanderer? Pffft, worries about going back to his home world? What is that?
Galvo: I've really done it now! People are amazing!
What were once fantasies may one day become a path towards history.

Galvo: Oh yes I still must pay back those travel expenses. I suppose I must find work. And investigate while I am at it! But I should decide on a goal...
Flashback!

Danzo: What if there's some What-If Alter version of me out there like Akashi Alter? What would I do then?
Present

Galvo: Hmm...how about I search for this Akashi Alter?

Parallel Flight roof
Yoshiori is thinking about his presence there.

Yoshiori: Damn, I'm still here somehow after everything.
Yoshiori thought it would never happen...and now that he's gained things, there's things he doesn't want to let go of anymore. He's getting weaker. Yoshiori looks at the sign of shame.

Yoshiori: Seriously, how can they still trust me?
The sign is a message to feel bad about what he did so he can keep staying with everyone. And then Yoshiori thinks about the Observers. The one who found him, and the one who watches them.

Yoshiori: Is this some kind of reward? ...thinking about it that way is...nice...
And those things are hard to come by, he thinks again.

Some other hotel
Danzo's come back to Seiichirou. He himself says he's in a comparatively good mood. Things were rough, but he got something out of it.

Seiichirou: ...was the afterparty that fun?
Danzo: Hell yeah! I got two choices of Boss now!
Seiichirou: Are you trying to make me jealous? ...you're talking about MC, right? Fair enough.
He's figured as much.
Danzo: Huh...I didn't think you thought that much of MC. Something up for that?
Seiichirou: ...because they're an Observer I suppose. Their worth is hard to tell, but Huckle and Exio seem to have figured it out.
Calls done for the day. The rest can wait 'til tomorrow.

Danzo: ...what about That Thing? No answer with MC and the agency?
Huh. Danzo knows something most people don't.

Seiichirou: ...not yet. That's up to MC's choice. I'm looking forward to it.

Somewhere
Broker: Heh.
Broker's been laughing to himself for a while even after sending Exio back. He REALLY seems to be amused from before.

Broker: I'm not a real person! An enemy to all races, even! HA! ...still, it's an interesting opinion. And what he did has some value. Maybe I should learn from him.
The Broker starts pretending to be the enemy of the people hoped for.

Broker: I don't think I've felt this way since the beginning. Truly, thank you Exio Grant.
The Broker tries rebooting. No long boot sequence, no activation needed. The archenemy of people, the five originals who inevitably draw all observations.

Broker: ...alright then. It's true that a stabilized, stagnant enemy will die.
A foreign pulse the world says that should not be. Sheer depravity. Contempt from the untouchable.

Broker: Awaken, Primals. Trample upon this world once more.
End of Chapter

Tuesday, September 24, 2024

Valentine Crossroad Epilogue (Abridged)

Panning shot of nameless mobs.
Hippolytus: Hi, welcome to the last day of event class! Thanks for coming, let's have fun making things!
Several days after stopping the villain plot, things go okay as the event comes to an end.

Hippolytus: ...good job everyone.
MC: say what / did something happen? / Sad? understandable
(AB) Hippolytus: No I was just thinking about everything that happened.
(C) Hippolytus: Oh god you can read me! I mean we've been working together this whole time but still!

Hippolytus: (insert guilty rant)
Taishakuten: Not this shit again! For me, it's done, cool, moving on.
Takeminakata: Didn't the school sentence you? That's settled then! Some things you just have to do.
MC: So everything's equal then / Sentenced to the experimental farm... / hey troublemaker!
---
(A) Hippolytus: Yeah...
(B) Hippolytus: Yeah I work with the ABC Gang every morning! Manual labor rocks!
Krampus: ...well okay then.
(C) Hippolytus: I feel like I'm being flexed on.
Masanori: I don't know how you know that, but yes you might be talked about at other schools now.
---
Krampus: But damn, a lot happened here for Setagaya Valentines. Nothing I can sum up quickly.
Takeminakata: Yeah, sooo much. Like the Setagaya bentos!
Taishakuten: I had tons of fun!
Masanori: It was an interesting practical experience, thank you.
MC: I had fun too! Time flies. / Finally it's over!
(C) Hippolytus: Tired? Have a rest when you get back to Shinjuku.

Hippolytus: The workshop is done, but the event is still ongoing. Maybe come visit like anyone else sometime. Oh, Volkh's calling. Excuse me! Hello? ...oh okay thank you! Oh, free time for everyone? I'll tell them!
click

Hippolytus: Um, Volkh says thanks and your rooms are still yours until the event ends. You can also go home whenever or stay the whole time. He's sorry he couldn't say thanks in person, so...
MC: He's done so much for us / How noble / can I just live here
---
(B) Takeminakata: Educational!
(C) Hippolytus: Aww, you. If you stay long enough they'll put you on farmwork rotation.
---
Masanori: Nice. Also shouldn't we clean up? Might as well help until the end.
Krampus: Agreed. Kinda sad to split up after this.
Taishakuten: Dorm party then?
Takeminakata: Yeah!
And so the party handles stuff and talks about the celebration party prep. The workshop equipment is put away, food is picked up through Hippolytus's contact, stew is made, and the night goes on with everyone talking with each other.

The next morning, the dorm cafeteria as MC starts picking up breakfast
MC: Oh, morning Masanori. You're up early again.
Masanori: Good morning MC. It's a bit sad this won't be going on for much longer. Anyway, do you remember the bird from that other morning? It's here again.
Masanori sits next where he sat last time and gestures MC to sit down. And yep, there are two birds out there. The two talk about their assistant job ending, and then the topic moves to the villain plot.

Masanori: I wasn't expecting to be a mole again after getting out of PubSec. Some things just don't change, huh? Oh, I wasn't complaining since I chose to do that. It's what it came down to after thinking about it. Also, remember what we talked about at that bench? (pulls something out of his bag)

Masanori: You helped me figure things out, so I wanted to give you this flower gift. I've been watching the class this whole time and had a little extra time to ask after that whole villain plot. It's made with sea lavenders.
[Flag check!]
---
(Yes flag) Masanori: I made this with the belief my feelings for you will never change. I wanted to let you know, whether you take it or not. Also, please don't look up what the flowers mean until after I leave.
(No flag) Masanori: I hope my bonds with you and with my wife never change. May my beliefs hold through like daisies.
---
MC: Thanks Masanori / (smile) Heh, fiiine.
---
(A) Masanori: No, thank you.
(BC) Masanori: Thank you, MC.
---
Masanori: By the way, do you have plans later? Maybe we can look at things together if you'd like.

MC goes back to their room for now and think about what to do.
knock knock

MC: Taishakuten?
Taishakuten: S'up! Got news for ya. You're now officially our youth group PR president! I called back after I talked with you that one time and things happened and now here we are.
MC: WHAT / wow gangsters move fast
---
(AB) Taishakuten: Okay don't get your panties in a twist, this is our first time having a PR head. Or any PR person at all really.
---
Taishakuten: In other news, Shibamata's making a new local specialty! It's the flower box I made! (sits on MC's bed and pulls out something)
Taishakuten: I used azaleas from Shibamata Park. Go on, take it.
[Flag check!]
---
(Yes flag) Taishakuten: We can do anything together, MC. The PR job has a room with it, and I can take you there if you say yes. And the Summoners thing--what? No, I'm not proposing to you, dammit! We're supposed to DATE fir--never mind I'll just ask you again later!
Shocked MC watches Taishakuten go.

(No flag) Taishakuten: ...MC, I swear to help you out one day. You and Ryouta believe in me, so I gotta repay that. Just came to say that. Anyways, let's go check out Setagaya Valentines!
MC smiles and watches Taishakuten go.

---
And then Taishakuten runs off.

Later, MC goes to walk around campus. Takeminakata is wrestling on some lawn.
Takeminakata: Oh hi MC. Wanna sumo?
MC: but why here tho / hey aren't those guys...?
---
(C) Those wrestlers look familiar.
Mobs: Hello!
---
Mobs: Thank you, Takeminakata!
Takeminakata: Sure, say hi if you come by Roppongi! (sits on lawn)
Takeminakata: That was fun. Oh I wasn't planning to sumo wrestle here, but the ABC Gang's hired goons asked me to train them because they were impressed by how strong we were.
MC: Sup, Mr. Popular! / ew sweaty clothes / were you gonna invite them to your sumo club?
(C) Takeminakata: Yeah, but they're Setagaya students and I can't tell them to move. Oh well I can try later after going back.

Takeminakata: (smiles) I'd never be spending my days like this before I came to Setagaya. On that note, take this MC. Isn't it cool? I made it with chrysanthemums since I like those! ...I'm glad I ran into you here. Remember that time we talked in the dorm cafeteria?
[Flag check!]
---
(Yes flag) Takeminakata: I started thinking I wanted to help you. I wanna know you better than anyone, and I want you to know me more. If that happens, I think I can do anything and go anywhere. Just think about it and tell me later.
(No flag) Takeminakata: Being a ruler sucks sometimes, so I wanted a friend who got me. I been thinking maybe you could be one. Come visit Roppongi sometime!
---
Takeminakata gets up.

Takeminakata: Uhhh, I'm gonna go run around. Later! Maybe we can check out Setagaya Valentines another day!

Later, MC looks at some display when their phone beeps.
MC: Krampus? I wonder where he is. He could've just seen me in person.
MC goes to the highest student-accessible roof. No one is there.

???: aaaaa
Krampus: HERE I AM!
Krampus's voice is coming from above! He's standing on a water tower with some flowers held up. Hero speech!

Krampus: I still don't know what love is, but I know I love you MC! I forgot part of my past too, but thanks to you I remember! You're my hero, so I wanna be your hero!
Krampus jumps off and poses midair!

Krampus: PLEASE TAKE THIIIIS!
Krampus lands, stays on his knees, and holds up his flowers!

Krampus: ...p-please?
MC: Nice landing! / explain first / why did you do all that?

Krampus: I heard Tokyo natives used to jump off this place down south called Kiyomizu when they made a big decision so...what do you mean, it wasn't literal!? Oops...
He's super embarrassed and stews in it for a while. MC asks why he did this after he calms down a bit.

Krampus: I figured I'd give you a bouquet now that the workshop is done since I haven't really told you how I felt before. This is, uhh...Chinese peony, baby's breath, and Christmas rose. I hope you like it.
[Flag check!]
(Yes flag) MC: Aww thanks / my first present! / direct is nice
Krampus: S-sorry, I still want to tell you directly too! (grabs MC's hand with both of his)
Krampus I always thought you could do better than me, but...I decided I really do want to be closer to you. If you want to, maybe we could hang out together more? You can tell me yes or no tomorrow, I'm not ready for it now.
(No flag) MC: Sure / that combo suits you / thanks
Krampus: O-oh, thanks! Also, can I talk to you another time about that original work I mentioned before? It's my favorite, but I need to up the resolution and to do that we'll have to binge from the start and--oops. Anyways I'll talk about it another time.

MC and Krampus leave the roof after talking a while. He seems to feel better on the way down. Evening comes, and as people leave, MC heads over to Setagaya's gardening club room.
Hippolytus: Oh, MC? What brings you here?
MC: I came to see you / Need help? / Figured I'd talk to you before going back to the dorm
---
(A) Hippolytus: But you could've called me and I could've come to you instead!
(B) Hippolytus: Aww thanks, but I'm almost done.
(C) Hippolytus: Aww, that's nice of you.
---
Hippolytus: Thanks for coming all the way over. How about we take a walk together?
And so Hippolytus and MC head over towards the school gate after locking up the club room.

Later
MC: So what was that thing you wanted to do?
Hippolytus: Oh right I forgot about that! So do you know about the school's Secret Garden? ...oh wait it's supposed to be a secret to nonmembers. Whoopsies. Oh well, it's the best and secret garden in school, and I manage it for nonclub reasons.
Very confidential information here. It's a secret, you guys!

Hippolytus: I made it for VIPs to relax in. Regular students might hear rumors about it, but they don't know for sure. Anyways, I wanted to make something beyond that. A safe place for anyone to belong in without having to fight over things.
MC: Aww that's nice / I wanna help / Good luck with it!

Hippolytus: Thanks MC, that means a lot.
Hippolytus stops walking after a bit to grab MC's hand with both of his own.

[Flag check!]
(Flag A) Hippolytus: ...you know, holding hands with someone makes me uncomfortable. But not with you, since you're one of the few people I feel I can speak to as an equal.
(Flag B) Hippolytus: ...you're the only one I can hold hands with without feeling uncomfortable so far.
(Flag C) Hippolytus: OH GOD THIS IS THE MOST I CAN HANDLE! I haven't drugged myself, but I still want to do something right now!

Hippolytus: Anyway I'm so glad we've formed a bond.
Hippolytus lets go.

Hippolytus: So, I probably can't see you until after this event, repayments I want to do even beyond my sentence at the experimental farm. But I'm sure I'll see you again, and I wanted to give you something as a token of my feelings.
Hippolytus pulls out a special flower wreath.

Hippolytus: It doesn't have any magic since I didn't use my artifact, but I tried preserving it as best I could.
Hippolytus puts the wreath on MC and smiles.

Hippolytus: Stay well until next time we meet.
MC: Sure, see you next time / (nod) / if I feel like it
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(AB) Hippolytus: Yay!
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Hippolytus: The flowers and I will always be waiting for you!
A westbourne wind sees the party back home. When tomorrow comes, the sun will bring the tidings of spring, the seasons of new meetings and partings as new loves and loveless cross paths in Tokyo...

The End

Live A Hero Book 2 Chapter 2 Episode 12: Annihilation Wish 4 (Abridged)

There was once a boy who wanted to live and didn't want to [REDACTED]. For a long time, he didn't understand languages because no one taught him. So the boy did work that didn't require speaking liking delivery until he picked it up through osmosis. He'd get beat if he didn't figure it out.
The boy grew and learned to speak, which he equated to surviving. He learned that learning in itself helped with survival. His work went on, and he still didn't quite understand what he was doing. The ones who explained, the ones who hurt him had dark eyes. Was it productive to survival, or counterproductive? They had the same eyes he had.
The boy grew some more and found other work. It was smuggling work, but the manager took a liking to him and brought him for indoor work. His life was better than before, but he still had days where he went cold, numb, and hungry.
The boy agreed to the manager's invitation, but he didn't trust him and his dark eyes. The manager was an unfair teacher, something the boy only realized in hindsight. None of the beatings he gave would be visible in public, but they were ever present. It was still better than before since he was surviving, and the worst days became fewer and fewer.
One day the boy saw his manager's house, where he was forbidden to go to. There was a celebration going on, though all the boy knew was that there was more food. The boy saw two large silhouettes and one small one through the window. That must be that thing people called a family.
The boy looked at his bruised body, then looked at the light. That was the first time he thought of things beyond survival. And he thought, "I'll never get to have that for myself." And so it was until that day.

Suddenly, the boy was elsewhere. He didn't know where, but he knew he had work to do. Then someone appeared and examined the boy. His eyes were hollow yet dazzling, unlike anyone else's before. It was like he wasn't there, like he wasn't looking at anything. And then suddenly his hand was on the boy's chest. And the boy thought, this cannot be good.
The boy chose not to resist so that he could survive. He looked for an escape, but the stranger seemed amused.

Broker: How obedient. Good luck, this will hurt a little.
In that instant, the boy thought something was tied to him. He was connected to something.

I'm confused / At what? / Why? / My eyes hurt / [REDACTED] / What's happening
What did I see? / Where am I? / What did I just hear? / What's happening? / [REDACTED] / stop / head hurts
So many thoughts, views, voices. Everything flickers and warps.

[REDACTED] / it hurts / sick / make it stop / shut up / [REDACTED] / I want to live / I want to die / makeitstop
The echoes get louder and distorted. The warping covers everything...

And then the boy comes to. Then...
I'm awake / I'm awake? / I was lying on the floor / cold? / mouth hurts?
it's the echo again / stop thinking / quiet / make it stop / hurts / my fingers
stop coming / go away / the Path / head hurts
can't think. where am I? it hurts? / really?
Are / these / my / thoughts?
Is that / me / feeling that?
it hurts / where / is my body?
The boy is overwhelmed by the echoes. The boy is still [REDACTED]. Something is being sent through the echoes, and the boy picks up on it.

look at the / world from / above / cut off / information
the one who / opened / the door / isn't of this world
you / can isolate / and / manipulate
I don't understand/I understand I don't know/I know
I know/don't know how to do that
Try to/never open up your hand
Then/open/the/Path
small/and/above/your palm
and push/it/against/your head

The boy's vision and senses slowly returned to normal. Well, he was seeing them at a distance. And the boy kept living even in this new state. His mouth bleeds. There's a hole in his chest now? The echoes still, maybe because he couldn't bear with it. They must've been himself, but from different times and states. Looking at them was confusing. What was he anymore, even discounting what just happened? What was he seeing? ...that man is still there.
Broker: Oh, you didn't [REDACTED]...? Did you actually survive? Surprising.
He seems to smile.

Broker: Nice, I was starting to think it really was impossible. It did seem like a waste to do that to an Observer candidate. But this is where the Infinite Counterstream is. I suppose this is something to be happy about. There will need to be a follow-up observation, but there is definitely an important Monster sample here. I'll see you again, so stay alive until then.
And so the boy was thrown out, back to where he started and ended. Back to where his delusional conviction started.

Present
So time seems to have stopped or something. MC can still think as they observe things.

MC: (wait what just happened, I can't move!)
Exio reacts to the new being. He can think and speak. Melide and Seiichirou cannot, just like the heroes.
Exio: Are you...sealing...me away...somewhere?
The stranger swings their weapon down and overwrites everything!

Armor Monster: You must be destroyed first.
Telepathic broadcast.

Armor Monster: Linked One, you cannot escape my sword because of your connected state.
Exio: ...what?
He's thinking "welp I'm dead again. God, living is hard."

$om3th1ng is vvr0ng, h1s b0dy n3ver d1sappeared th15 f4sT B4...
Armor Monster: Connected One, my transcendent blade shall end all of you completely..
Exio (narrating): Oh. I'm disappearing. Me. [REDACTED]. Just like back then. Every connection is getting cut apart, then jumps to the next one. Infinite is turning into finite. The same feeling of [REDACTED] happening over and over.
Exio: ...so/what/?
Exio (narrating): Did it think this was enough pain to stop me? I can still do something if I can redo the orders--
Armor Monster: Farewell, child of man.
Exio: ...!
MC: Exio!

The Armor Monster's sword appears in Exio's body again. But something seems different now...
Armor Monster: So you were here as well, Observing One?
The Armor Monster turns to face MC. They seem interested that MC can see all this.

Armor Monster: You can reach it too. That alone makes swinging my sword worth it.
Id Replica: [Weird Screaming]
Id Replica suddenly bursts in!

Armor Monster: You can move, you imitation? Impressive.
The Armor Monster casually blocks Id Replica's charge!

Id Replica: [Weird Screaming]
Armor Monster: You have a will as well. Then you are also connected.
Id Replica: [Confused Moaning]
The Armor Monster stabs Id Replica. Id Replica seems afraid and surprised. Some sort of crack threatening to burst appears on Exio's back!

Armor Monster: Is it time? This is your end.

The Armor Monster disappears. Time restarts or whatever and the Imaginary Point goes back to falling apart. Also...
Akashi: wait why is Exio eating shit all of a sudden!?
Sui: And what is that white crack on him?
The crack is widening and denying the world!

Yoshiori: Exio, please wake up!
Yoshiori runs over to Exio! Exio's chest hole is leaking weird mud or something.

Melide: Exio, why...
Monomasa: Melide... Exio, you...
Yoshiori: No way...

As the mud spills, MC starts seeing images in their head.
MC: um
MC: I'm seeing that Ferris wheel from before...
This is the one memory that Exio hung onto in the mud.

Exio (narrating): I figured I could use him in the beginning. He's a combat hero and normal people can't see him. He's just like me that way, so I can just tell him what he wants to hear so he'll join me.
Exio (narrating): I was just going to use her in the beginning. She's a strong Observer, and she's a real Observer unlike a fake like me. She has no home, just like me. I can get her to join me by giving her a home then.
Exio (narrating): I was going to use him at first. He's a Monster/person fusion outlaw hero. I wasn't expecting a hero who was like me. He has no goal, so I can get him to join by giving him a goal.
Exio (narrating): So this one time I found a parallel self of mine with really similar conditions to myself, so I used him and his group to try making a fake Monster. But it failed and everyone died. I knew what to do better and save myself though.
Exio: ...
Exio (narrating): I didn't know how to save them though and I didn't try. Huge waste, that, after I just got some usable people.

Some other time
Monomasa: Oh right Melide, you've never been to an amusement park.
Exio (narrating): We were coming back from a minor team building job when passed by this amusement park.
Melide: No. Have you been to one, Monomasa?
Monomasa: Yes, a very long time ago. I went to see shows they put on. Sometimes I took part in them.
Yoshiori: Amusement parks are cool. Lots of nice food.
Monomasa: You only say that because you like sweet junk...
Yoshiori: SHUT UP I'M AN ADULT I CAN HAVE WHATEVER I WANT
Melide: ...sounds nice.
Melide smiles like she'll never be close to what she's looking at.

Yoshiori: ...oh fine stop looking like that. Exio, we doing anything after this?
Exio: ...no. Did you want to to go in?
Exio (narrating): He sounds like he wants to go in. Yoshiori is easy to read. But...

Yoshiori: Awesome! And uh...
Exio: ...what?
Yoshiori: (blushes) Um, h-how about you come too?
Exio (narrating): wait, really?
Monomasa: Simp.
Yoshiori: SHUT UP I'VE SEEN HOW YOU ACT WITH MELIDE
Monomasa: Are you going in or not? They're closing soon. Melide, you going in?
Melide: ...really? With everyone?
Monomasa: Yes, assuming Yoshiori gets a grip.
Yoshiori: Stop pushing me, I WILL throw hands!
Exio (narrating): I still don't get what's happening. And then I felt Melide grabbing my hand.
Melide: Exio...can we go all together?

Exio: ...okay. It'll be my first time too.
Yoshiori: Really!? I'll tell you anything you wanna know!
Monomasa: Pipe down. Excuse me, three adults and one child ticket please.
Melide: ...I didn't know you never came before either.
Exio: It just never came up. You happy, Melide?
Melide: ...yes. Since I'm with everyone.
Exio (narrating): Melide pulls me forward. Yoshiori waves. Monomasa is buying tickets. She says she's happy, like it might disappear any second. My mind wanders looking at all this, even if my senses were supposed to cut away at this.

Later
Monomasa: Yoshiori, did you HAVE to buy so much? The sweet smell is overwhelming.
Yoshiori: Caramel popcorn is a must buy!
Monomasa: And I'm going to be sick from it.
Yoshiori: SHUT UP! ...o-oh, Exio. Does the smell bother you?
Exio (narrating): We're all sitting in a Ferris wheel car. Melide rejected all of Yoshiori's ride suggestions because she was afraid and went with Monomasa's.
Exio: It's okay with me.
Exio (narrating): Sensory dissociation! Even if I didn't do that, I view this from afar, but somehow I'm still out of it.
Melide: Exio, look.
Exio (narrating): Melide is sitting on Monomasa's lap and looking outside.
Exio: Yes, it's pretty out there tonight.
Exio (narrating): I'm pretty sure that's what normal people would say.
Yoshiori: HELL YEAH riding the Ferris wheel with Exio!
Monomasa: Yoshiori you are spilling popcorn everywhere, ugh.
Exio (narrating): Hmm. What is this feeling?

Exio (narrating): Oh, I remember now. It's just like that day.
Exio: Oh. So I...
Exio (narrating): I'm on the other side of that window now. I have something I always wanted and thought I couldn't have. I have a family now.
Melide: Pretty...
Exio (narrating): Melide's face glows in the light. I didn't work with everyone here because they were easy to talk into doing things. It's because I understood their pain. I can see my old self saying something. I can't hear, but I can tell what he's saying for the first time. This is fine. I can live on as long as I have this memory, no matter what I do. My main goal is the same. My secondary goal though? It's to protect them now, from everything. Including this farce.

Present
MC: ...was that a memory I saw?
Exio's chest hole is still bleeding dimensional universe mud or whatever.

Monomasa: Exio...you were hanging onto this...?
Melide: Noooo!
They must've seen his memories too.

Danzo: Good job, Little Boss! We'll be okay now!
He's acting. MC can tell now.

Danzo: Like damn you really pulled out that deus ex machina happy ending somehow! ...so we really have to get ready to go. We gotta pick up Crowne, Grigory, and Galvo.
Exio's memory mud touches Danzo. He sees it too.

Danzo: Whoa. Still, he's probably on his last legs.
Danzo thinks Exio is a goner.

MC: ...you call this a happy ending?

Danzo: ...sorta? We had a knife to our throats but got out of it and now we're alive. And we still gotta get outta here first.
Right, the Imaginary Point is sorta falling apart here.

Akashi: ...MC, I have to agree that Exio isn't gonna...
MC: ...yeah, same.
Exio is falling apart like dying Monsters. Melide, Monomasa, and Yoshiori are shocked and not moving. What do you even say to someone you've fought alongside?

MC: Yoshiori / Monomasa / Melide
Whoever You Pick: ...what?
MC: Don't let go of him.
Whoever You Pick: !?
Danzo: ...hold up. Little Boss, you DO know how deep we're in--
MC: Danzo, thanks for keeping an eye out for me. But they're sad.
Danzo: ...are you for real?

[Akashi Route]
MC: Akashi
Akashi: Are you planning something crazy again?
MC: I want to try something crazy.
Akashi: ...at least you're telling me beforehand now. Can I help?
Akashi will fight together with you.

MC: Thanks. Hold my hand.
Akashi: (grabs your hand) ...promise me you won't sacrifice yourself and I'll never let go.
MC: ...right. I'll be back, promise.
Akashi: And don't you forget it!
[Mokdai Route]
MC: Mokdai
Mokdai: MC...are you thinking of doing something?
MC: I want to try something crazy.
Mokdai: Hmm... well it doesn't look like you're pushing it. Can I help?
Mokdai will stay with you.

MC: Thanks. Hold my hand.
Mokdai: (worriedly holds your hand) ...promise me you won't overdo it. I'll be here.
MC: ...right. I'll be back, promise.
Mokdai: ...yeah, I'll be waiting.
[Sui Route]
MC: Sui
Sui: I know what you're thinking, and I will not--
MC: I want to try something crazy.
Sui: ...figures. Fine, can I help with anything?
Sui won't let you do this all alone.

MC: Thanks. Hold my hand.
Sui: (smoothly grabs your hand) Is that it? Don't let anything happen to yourself.
MC: ...right. I'll be back, promise.
Sui: wait what

The things Exio is losing and needs are coming to you. That hole in his chest must be a Path that a Monster made. But where does it go? You can't observe anything.
MC: ...but I see a light in there.
MC holds up their hand to that hole and synchs with it, then gets pulled in. Everything is white. Not lit, just white. Devoid of light, direction, sound, and motion. Eventually, MC seems to land somewhere.

Exio: ...huh. I didn't expect you to come here.
He seems actually surprised. Different from usual.

Exio: You can't observe anything can you? You can't go back.
MC: ...where are we?

Exio: ...seriously? This is an Unobservable Area. Not even Observers or a fake like me can observe anything. I'm stuck here forever because that thing stuck this in me.
Exio thinks, confused.

Exio: ...then again, this could be another way of achieving my goal.
MC: ...what even IS your deal?
Exio: Wow, brave. I figured you'd be panicking here. You're just as determined as heroes now.
He looks like some proud parent.
Exio: Well it's not like we have anything else to do, so okay. I wanted to end the world's farce. By which I mean the using and trampling of those with wills and kindness. It's so stupid. Well actually my main goal is seeing the Broker dead, but this is good enough for a secondary goal. At least now the Broker won't bother with this world anymore now that an ex-Unique like me and a Unique candidate like you are Unobservable.
MC: ...so the Broker can't meddle with our world so long as we're in here?
Exio: Yes, but it's more like he's lost total track of it since being Unique is like being tagged. It labels one world out of many as being unique. Didn't the Alliance tell you Uniques can make things go their way?
MC: Yes / No / Dunno
(B) Exio: Ooh, a skeptic? Nice.

Exio: It's all bullcrap of course. Even if everything goes right for someone, then someone has to have things go wrong. Isn't that obvious? But maybe that's just me who goes there.
MC: ...is that the Broker?
Exio: Yeah, he told me himself he came to watch. Whatever, the world's free of him if we stay here. The Unique tag only moves when the holder dies. I've checked it out myself. But if we stay somewhere Unobservable, then we won't die. No new Unique, no way Broker can track our world.
MC: ...you want to stay in this empty place?
Exio: Yes. At least one world will have the heroes free then. No more Monsters. No more hero dreams being used.
MC: ...really?
Exio: ...what? You might as say what's on your mind since we have nothing else here.
MC: I saw a Ferris wheel.

Oof, a sore spot. The root of all his wishes. But nobody stops! No one stops!
MC: I saw your feelings. You wanted things to keep going, and you wanted to do that again.
Flash of Exio's gang!
MC: That's what your wish is.
Exio: ...right. Observing dreams is your job, unlike a fake like me. Setting heroes free wasn't a lie, but...
MC: The ones you want to set free are Yoshiori, Melide, Monomasa, and everyone involved with us.
Exio: Right. Don't blame me too much. I know it's simplistic, but I'll say it anyway. They're heroes to me.
He's being honest because he'll never see them again.

Exio: You know, talking like this is actually kind of fun. And you talk more than I thought you do. Want to do other things in this empty void?
MC: Good talk, Exio. But I'm getting out of here.

There's a faint, but unfading light in Exio's chest.
Exio: wait what's going on
MC: You taught me this.
Voices are coming from Exio's chest. They won't let go of him.

Exio: ...you suck.
Exio snaps his fingers to summon Id Replica!

Exio: I take back anything I said about us getting along. You're a chain and I'm cutting you off.
Id Replica seems mad.

Id Replica: [Weird Screaming]
Id Replica may be weaker, but MC is still a noncombatant.

Exio: I'll make it quick. You'll just go to somewhere like this.
MC shakes, but they think of their chosen hero. And here they are.

MC: Akashi! / Mokdai! / Sui!

A light shines in MC's hand and covers them. They look at the light and sigh.
Exio: Yeah you're an ass. Setting up an escape and everything...
Exio's given up since MC can get out with the technique he taught them.

Exio: Well, one last question. If we just stayed here and freed heroes from pain, would that have been so bad?
MC: Hmm, it makes some sense... / your plan SUCKS
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(A) Exio: Then why the hell are you doing this?
(B) Exio: Understandable, have a nice day.
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MC: Because this isn't a happy ending. I wanna see everyone, and I don't want Yoshiori and the others to be sad.
Exio: ...wait, what?
MC: Will you stick with me until we get our deus ex machina happy ending?
Exio: !?
Exio: You're a giant dumbass, got it. And you REALLY suck, what with you using my own goals...
And so Exio's plan falls apart to a common yet difficult to obtain thing he might be loathe to let go of...

End of Episode

Sunday, September 15, 2024

Valentine Crossroad Episode 6 Part 2 (Abridged)

Hippolytus (narrating): So I'm a devotee of Artemis. I couldn't really have the sort of love that leads to breeding and that was humiliating. It's not that I didn't start up a romance, but that I couldn't that bothered me. I didn't have the power and authority for it. Aphrodite was the one who made it happen, and now I have a potion that does the same thing.
Hippolytus (narrating): I can choose to do whatever I want now, so I choose to be something I like. But what lies down that choice? I could always do what I could, so if I prioritized myself and lost my desire, why did I need to choose that? Do I hate myself? ...no, I just wanted to talk with someone freely as an equal.

Present
The berserk plants are avoiding Hippolytus!

MC: Watermelons? In winter? / what the hell / (can't get close)
Evil Scientist A: uhhh... Oh right those are the exploding watermelons, oh my god!
MC: WHAT / is this some kind of joke / oh right, Setagaya
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(B) Volkh: I know it's stupid but never mind that!
(C) Volkh: Your Instinct is correct and annoying right now!
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Volkh: But why is this happening!?
Evil Scout D: Boss what is that
Volkh: Perun developed that in secret.
Flashback!

Perun: It's selective breeding contest time!
Volkh: O-okay? Excellent plan to get the research groups making new local specialties.
Perun: Indeed! Inform them all!
Volkh: At once, sir. Also are we not informing the rest of the school too?
Perun: It's fine. I'll give money to the group with the best idea!
Volkh: Understood.

Present
Volkh: And then the last head of the ABC research gang came up with the exploding watermelons.
Takeminakata: So what's the problem?
Volkh: They turned into hardcore Frankenstien's watermelons through genetic engineering.
MC: what has science done
Volkh: Perun was happy until they grew and started acting like violent mobile weeds. Only the researchers kept the seeds for some reason.
MC: So why are they here?

Evil Scientist A: The seeds were stored somewhere upstairs.
Evil Scientist C: Were they your secret weapon?
Evil Scientist A: N-no!? The plan was supposed to be some other valenvines! ...but maybe I accidentally spilled the potion on them when I knocked things over earlier.
Krampus: A giant fusion thing final boss is classic sentai stuff. What if these things fused with your original choice of secret weapon?
Evil Mobs: ...oh.
Party: GODDAMMIT
MC: Well damn! / so this is some unforeseen accident? / welp!

Hippolytus: Okay so I'm no threat on my own, so I made this plant a barrier while I set the plants on campus to go crazy. Better hurry and stop me if you're gonna!
Volkh: Villain gang! Get boxes for us to put the exploding wat--
BOOM

Party: WHAT
The watermelon Volkh picked up blew up!

MC: I can't believe the exploding watermelon EXPLODED! / I remember this from summer! / damn, Setagaya
Volkh: I-I didn't know they went that far yet! Where are those research notes!?
Evil Scout B: UHHHH, oh found it on this computer! Uhh, it says the exploding watermelons were Frankensteined to explode on impact to spread its seeds.
MC: so don't touch? / what DIDN'T science do at this point? / welp

Takeminakata: Oh my god the seeds are sprouting already!
Volkh: I know I smell like fertilizer but still!
Super fast growing plants!

Masanori: Hmm, we might trap ourselves if we do this wrong. We should cut them before they get big enough to explode. Any more like that, Volkh?
Volkh: Not that I saw from a flance.
Takeminakata: Okay, time to pack them up then!
Taishakuten: Coo--wait are they coming from upstairs?
MC: I don't like where this is going.
Volkh: I know, but we can't let them spread! Nor can we let Hippolytus get away!
Evil Scientist A: We shall handle this place! Go after Hippolytus!
Volkh: I'll stay with them. MC, go!
MC: Right, after him guys!
Party: YEAH!

Outside
Taishakuten: Damn. Watch out for glass on the floor.
Takeminakata: Wet floor...wait is that the potion?
Krampus: It doesn't LOOK like anything blew up...
Masanori: Hard to tell from these tracks.
The party runs after Hippolytus out the lab window. Buncha vines out there. Eventually...

Hippolytus: ...I'm aware I have no room to complain, but what the hell is this hijacking? :|
All the pretty flowers around the fountain have been taken over by exploding watermelons!

MC: Oh no! / welp

Takeminakata: Oh no, all the pretty flowers!
Taishakuten: So many goddamn melons!
Krampus: And it's night, so we might make things worse... but we still gotta fix it.
Masanori: Well, the potion the ABC Gang made only works so well at least.
Takeminakata: Uh, how do you know?
Masanori: Observation. Not much attacked us while we followed the trail, so parts of the potion must've been absorbed by the ground.
Krampus: So what we saw underground was from plants stewing in the potion or whatever for a while?
Masanori: Most likely, if they came looking for more suitable growing areas.
Takeminakata: So they're that hungry then?
Taishakuten: Meaning they won't grow that fast even if they do blow!? Awesome!
Masanori: It'll still be hard to find the seeds in this darkness though.
MC: Hmm...
MC is thinking.

MC: ...Masanori? / ...you guys? / (strategy meeting time!)
Party: YOU WANT TO BLOW THEM UP DELIBERATELY!?
MC: It should work if we work together.
Krampus: It's dangerous, but yeah actually!
Masanori: I agree. There should be usable tools in a storehouse nearby.
MC: Let's go! / We got until sunrise! / Hippolytus!
BATTLE START (more happens later)

Biological bomb disposal squad work at night!
MC: Everyone ready? Hope this works out...
Takeminakata: I'm good!
Krampus: Masanori was right. The vines stop moving if you look beneath the ground. And they're easy enough to break out of.
Masanori: That must be how they normally are.
Taishakuten: Last one, guys!
The party is doing good bagging the exploding melons!

Krampus: Alright MC, you're up!
Hippolytus: What!?
Hippolytus stops running to look back at the party. Krampus has moved the flowers into pots while MC moves up to the flowerbeds!
MC: Here goes! / oof nerves / VOLOS PHOTOSYNTHESIS!
Party: Ooh...
MC: No bags broke right? / Yeah I'm surprised too / This is kinda fun!

Masanori: ...okay, no melon seeds seem to have slipped by. Things are going as planned.
Taishakuten: We can dump the bags in that dumpster, right?
Takeminakata: Can I smash the next watermelon?
Krampus: I'll help with replanting.
Some time later, some trucks drive up to the fountain plaza.

Volos: Hello! I wasn't expected you to call me about walking watermelons in Setagaya, MC.
MC: Sorry for how late it is / Thanks for coming, Volos!
Volos: Thanks for the rare plant tip! I brought super soil! (throws soil at the melons) Wow they DO move. Maybe it'll make them easier to pull out by the stump now?
Taishakuten and Takeminakata pull out the melon plants with no problems!

Taishakuten: Whoa they weren't coming out a damn inch before!
Takeminakata: They must like the super soil like other plants!
Volos: I custom mixed this soil for watermelons, so I'm glad they like it! Now please put them in the truck everybody!
And so Volos helps solve the problem.

Later
Hippolytus: ...well, looks like I lost.
Hippolytus seems to have accepted he's lost and stopped.

Hippolytus: Well congratulations MC. You win.
MC: what was your deal anyway? / ...no, you won. You still have one potion vial right?
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(BC) Hippolytus: !?
Hippolytus: Wow. Yeah, I do.
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Hippolytus: So I buried one last love potion vial that I can set off whenever.
MC: Are you using it on yourself? / Not gonna use it? / ...
Hippolytus: ...yeah I'll probably never use it. I always can, but still. Are you going to tell Volkh?
MC: Nah.
Hippolytus: !?
Hippolytus: ...thanks MC. I think I'm cool now. I didn't hate not having a romance. I just...wanted to talk with someone as equals and share a secret with someone...

Later
Party: OH GOD IT'S FINALLY OVER
MC: Nice work everyone! / my everything... (flops over)
Masanori: I suppose we still stopped the school from getting taken over...
Takeminakata: Dang, Hippolytus is still okay.
Krampus: Sucks about the flowers. Think they'll regrow?
Taishakuten: Well, if we had some other way of fixing it.
The party is too tired to think much. A bunch of people are pushing trolleys over.

Volkh: Good work MC and friends. Thanks to you calling Volos we cleared out the watermelons without issue.
Hippolytus: ...I'm back everyone. Sorry for turning on you at the end...
Krampus is slowly trying to fix up the flowers one at a time.

Krampus: It's cool. You were doing what you believed in, right?
Hippolytus: ...Krampus. B-but I--
Krampus: You have your issues and I doubt I'll get them in a second. But knock me over and I'll just get back up again like a hero. It's cool, it's how we have real talks.
Hippolytus: Krampus!
Volkh: Hippolytus, I'll get to your stuff later but I have something to say now.
Hippolytus: Volkh! ABC Gang! Aren't those the same seeds for these flowers?
Masanori: You had those and the soil prepared already?
MC: but how tho
Evil Scientist A: Volkh heard about the valenmelons by the fountain after we finished clearing the ones underground, so we thought about how to fix it quickly.
Evil Scientist C: We figured we could tinker with the love potion to make the flowers grow back gast.
Evil Scout D: The school manages the plant seeds so Volkh handled that.
Evil Scout B: And then we tested it on some potted plants.
Volkh: The soil was inferior so I made it better.

The ABC Gang seem to have turned a new leaf.
Evil Scientist A: So...we really did some valenbad things. But we hope to help fix some things at least...
Evil Scout D: We'll all help replant.
Volkh: Hippolytus, please help... I'll go talk to Perun about this.
Hippolytus: !!
Hippolytus: ...you people are too nice. Hehe, kidding. Okay, time to get to work!
MC: Just a little more! / Now!? / do you have infinite stamina or something
(A) Masanori: MC are you okay? Is that the adrenaline talking?

Hippolytus: Oh no, right, everyone's tired! I forgot about that... It's okay, you can go back to the dorms while we handle things.
Takeminakata: I want to, but I may as well stick it out.
Krampus: Same. Christmas season is this tough too.
Taishakuten: Haha, I'm not quitting yet either!
Masanori: ...alright, just a little bit more. I agree with everyone else.
MC: Same / Okay fine I'll help / (too awkward to leave!)
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(C) Hippolytus: MC, how about you sit on the bench and watch all the flowers from there? We'll need a better view! And you can sit down a little.
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Hippolytus: Okay, home stretch time people!
And so the Valentines romance incident comes to a close and everyone thinks about how their future might go on. The fountain plaza is fixed like nothing had ever happened, and the visitors come to discuss love once more...

To be continued in the epilogue!

Valentine Crossroad Episode 6 Part 1 (Abridged)

Krampus (narrating): So I told you my favorite toku shows are sentai hero squads, right? The rivals making the stories unpredictable thing is so cool! Every first timer is like "omg the story's so good???" And like, same. Everyone's important to the plot! Also everyone's the hero of their own story, and I think life's like that too before thinking about it gets too crazy. I'm meant to punish naughty children as Krampus, but that's a role given to me. I don't do it because I'm supposed to win or whatever. And if everyone has a chance of winning, I wonder what kind of hero I'd be?
Present
So anyways Hippolytus is squaring off against the party now.

Evil Scientist A: WAAAAH I'm not owned, I'm not owned! Quick, stall until our secretines weapon starts working!
Taishakuten: STOP, BITCH
Evil Scientist A: NEVER (throws smoke bomb)
Taishakuten: MY EYES! Also is it okay to breathe this stuff!?
Masanori: I didn't think they'd be open to friendly fire, yet here we are. Still, a smokescreen...
MC: Can we do anything about it!? / (look for stuff to use) / (charge!)
(C) Krampus: No wait, MC! There should be a vent switch around here somewhere...

Evil Scientist A is making a break for it upstairs!
Evil Scientist A: Hold the valenline until I get back!
The rest of the villain gang is caught. Evil Scientist A isn't looking where he's going.

Volkh: HALT
Evil Scientist A: OH NO THE WORST POSSIBLE PERSON TO RUN INTO
Evil Scientist A backs up.
Evil Scientist A: Uhhh... HELP!
Evil Scientist A knocks shelves and glass equipment over until he tumbles back down into the basement!

Villain Gang: WHAT
MC: welp / Pincer attack! / can you guys give up yet
Takeminakata: what you came back? Wow.
Masanori: He must've run into Volkh. I asked him to stand guard upstairs.
Volkh: Indeed. (catches villain boss)
Hippolytus: (stares in surprised gardener)

Later
Evil Scout B: Waaah, what's gonna happen to us?
Evil Scientist C: Nooo, not the experimental farm! All day farm work followed by sleeping outside!
Volkh: What!? That's not how it works!
Ah yes, the lamentations of the losers.

Evil Scout D: I can't believe we tripped so close to the end...
Evil Scout B: And we would've gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling outsiders!
Evil Scout D: We could finally stop being dateless losers!
Evil Scout B: We wanted to have a fun time at schooool!
Evil Scientist A: Comrades, we've lost the valenrevolution...
MC: Stop bothering other people / They're NOT delusional? / I know that feel bro...

Masanori: I feel bad seeing them fail...
Taishakuten: They did their best though!
Villain Gang: waaah
Takeminakata: Winning's all down to luck. Maybe you should just face things head on! Not that I can talk!
Volkh: ...we have to investigate first before we decide what we will do. Be good and we might show mercy.
Evil Scout B: And we just got Perun to sign off on our thing...
Volkh: WHAT
Evil Scientist A: Yeah, we were gonna use pesticides to make a new winner at life. Except we valenlost... Okay so we had our own motives too, but we want to have fun with events too! We want to not feel like losers for not having dates.
Krampus: Well you guys seemed determined, even if the goal causes problems for everyone.
Hippolytus: Hmm...

Krampus: ...what's up, Hippolytus?
Hippolytus is staring at the potion the villain boss had.

Hippolytus: What are we gonna do with this?
MC: Trash it? Leave it? What's the plan, Volkh?
Volkh: I'd trash it, but they said Perun signed off on it and that worries me...
Hippolytus: Can I hang onto it then?
MC: but why tho?
Hippolytus: I was thinking this thing CAN revolutionize breeding. (looks at report) Wow this can also make things compatible with anything. Still not finished, but it can keep crops fresh for long times!
Evil Scientist A: oh right for the record an immortal scientist from Agisymba helped us. Valentines.
Hippolytus: Oh, the place hoping to have things not die for no reason. Anyways I'm starting to sympathize with them.
MC: Guess they aren't evil? / are you projecting yourself / (watch him)
(A) Hippolytus: Maybe?
(B) Hippolytus: Yeah maybe.

Something inside Hippolytus's heart is coming up.
Hippolytus: ...they didn't have much choice. They're just like me.
Takeminakata: what
Hippolytus: Wait I'm not agreeing with their goals or anything, but...
Hippolytus starts thinking about his past.

Hippolytus: No one in my home world understood me, and I didn't understand any of them. I thought it was me who was the problem.
The world flexing that hierarchy!

Hippolytus: Maybe I'd be all "viva la revoluciĆ³n!" if I met these guys back then!
MC: (wait what) / (keep watching)
Hippolytus: By the way, you guys ever seen how many kinds of flowers I have? If I had every garden club member grow only one kind, the rest would die off...
MC: what / are you saying people are the same? / ...
(B) Hippolytus nods.

Hippolytus: It must be really nice to think of someone as special. But that's still neglecting everything else, so if I use this potion they won't coexist with flowers and crops not using the potion. Winning at life means having to getting rid of all your rivals. So Dark ABC Gang random biochem researchers? You just wanted to keep your places safe, huh? That's the part I sympathize with.
Panning of the villain mobs.
Hippolytus: But I think I can think of a new plan. I'll just tell Perun it was hard to stop the mob gang!
MC: So you want to let them off the hook? (No, wait...)
Hippolytus: Well no I can't just say that in front of Volkh! Need to figure how to explain everything else first. But I, Hippolytus, now have a dream and I'll be borrowing their efforts!
Takeminakata: After all that happened in class? Geez. Kinda impressed you want to accept it all though.
Evil Scientist A: Y-you'll forgive us? Valenthanks! But we still caused problems, and we can't plan ahead until things are settled.

Taishakuten: Just say yes, dammit!
Takeminakata: I support your choice too! I came over to reinvent myself too!
Hippolytus: You guys...
Krampus: (frowns)
Krampus: You guys?
Krampus starts talking to the mobs.

Krampus: You used some lines from a Kamen Rider show I liked, didn't you?
Evil Scientist A: UHHHH what a valenery weird coincidence!
Evil Scout B: You can say you like toku shows, it's okay.
Krampus: I liked the funny but earnest villain you were aping. You like them too?
Evil Scientist A: ...I guess.
Krampus: We can be friends then.
Krampus used to keep his hobbies secret until he met MC and started opening up about them. And now he's taking his claws off and holds out his hand to the mob.

Evil Scientist A: HOW DARE YOU USE MY LIKES TO MAKE FRIENDS WITH ME
The rest of the villain gang surrender.

MC: so, we good now? / You're so cool Krampus! / (something's STILL up)
(B) Krampus: Nooo I messed up my big entry! It was supposed to be so much cooler...

Hippolytus: Thanks for persuading them, Krampus.
Taishakuten: Yeah, like damn you crit rolled that shit!
Krampus: Nah, we're just nerds. Can't explain, spoilers.
MC: Worried about spoilers, now? / Good scene / neeeerds
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(A) Krampus: B-but it was so cool!
(B) Krampus: Yeah! ...omg you know about it!?
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Hippolytus: ...sorry again guys.
Krampus: What?
Masanori: Excuse me everyone, we still have business to deal with. Volkh still has things to do.
Takeminakata: Oh! Sorry Volkh.
Volkh: It's fine, you all did well. Now come along, Biochem--!?
Loud glass-breaking rumbling!

Takeminakata: What just happened?
MC: Something's in the lab? Let's go. It doesn't seem to be an earthquake...
Taishakuten: Something's coming down!
Taishakuten grabs MC's shoulders. The villain gang don't seem to know what's up either.

Krampus: Huh. I don't hear anyone up there.
Masanori: Hippolytus, Volkh, is someplace prone to catching fire up there?
Volkh: Only the lab, if just the ground floor.
Takeminakata: What is that? Not a person surely.
MC: Let's get closer / Anyone have some light? / (stare)
(A) Masanori: That would be dangerous. Light first.
(B) Krampus: How about our phones?

Wild Plant Walls appear!
Party and Volkh but not Hippolytus: what
Evil Scientist A: Oh no I forgot about our Berserk Plantines Weapon with infinite regen!
Taishakuten: Why would you pick that for a secret weapon!?
Masanori: Is this a bad time to respect your determination to pull a revolution?
Evil Scout B: wait why does it look like watermelons?
Krampus: wait what are you doing Hippolytus?
Hippolytus: UHHHH I'm taking over for the villain gang!
MC: ...what's your deal Hippolytus?
Hippolytus: Remember when I apparently said I want to know what true love is if I could? And how I asked to hang on to the love potion? I didn't say it was temporary. :|
Hippolytus: Anyways, I'm gonna win!
Welp.

End of Episode part