Tuesday, December 28, 2021

Halloween Police Episode 6 Part 2 (Abridged)

Hotei: There. There. No wait, too far. Go here! Now there! That way!
Ebisu: What does that even MEAN!?
Alp: hey sailing's been a lot smoother since we got here
Hotei: inorite? Once we got here I got a real good reading on where my body is
Touji: The mind and body are normally one thing. If they separate, it's normal for them to be drawn to each other.
MC: But why was Hotei split to begin with?
Azathoth: kek

Touji: By the way...why do we have to change our clothes and iron them here? We aren't technically in Tokyo anymore, so why do we have to dress like pretend police officers?
Hotei: Psssh, this is variety to spice things up!
Touji: What?
Alp: I think I get it! The aesthetics of sentai transformation!
MC: Hotei you got these costumes for us from your bag, right?
Hotei: the police guess was around earlier about the costumes. Oh Ebisu turn right. But anyways I was sitting on a bench at the park thinking about it when a wild fashion designer fainted in front of me. She told me she was up four nights straight with nothing to eat, so I gave her something from my bag.
Azathoth: what dev galaxybrained that plot point
Touji: It hurts to agree with him

Hotei: so anyways she made the three-size fitting Halloween Police costumes as thanks!
Ebisu: For all of us here!? Is that why we're all in police costumes?
Hotei: Yup! SSR custom item! Once it's done I gotta pack it away neatly!
Touji: We're getting off topic but I appreciate the thought put into it
Hotei: Same brain! Now iron this one too
Touji: >:C

Later
Touji: How beautiful. This place looks like something from a fukutsui ink painting
Alp: a what
Touji: It comes from the words for counting scrolls and for two things joining into one. Picture scrolls have always been a symbol of fortune in Japan.
MC: mountain water in the sea? this place isn't real, right? it's just what the goggles are showing us
Alp: dream pro speaking! That's what dreams are like! The motifs look chaotic, but there is something connecting them.
Touji: Hmm, mind and body make one person. Very symbolic.
Hotei: my body is definitely down below us! but...
Azathoth: lel, time for free diving with no time limit?
Hotei: we'll die!

MC: we can't dive here! but we have to, don't we? Hotei you good to go alone?
Hotei: well I AM a spirit so maybe I'll be okay? Well we have no time, so I'll do it!
Touji: How optimistic are you? Well come back if anything happens
Ebisu: Wait Hotei, it's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Hotei: A fishing hook? I ain't no fish!
Ebisu: It's my artifact, joker. We don't have the anchor so the Treasure Ship can't stay in place, so there's a risk we might drift away without this to connect us. Pull when you find your body. I can fish you back from anywhere.
Ebisu looks more confident than he did in the past

Hotei: ...thanks. Wait for me here, guys!
Party:
Hotei: here I go!
Party:
Hotei:
Party:
Hotei: I said, here I go!
Hotei: One...two...thr--
Azathoth: get out there already you goober! (shove)
Hotei: AAAAaaaaahhhh nicefollowupthanks
MC: welp
Touji: Time to wait and believe in him

Later
Hotei: is my body really down here?
Hotei: Hotei Radar! ...just a bit further
...
Hotei: There it is! ...hm?
Body!Hotei: Well damn y'all really came. Things are awful terrible!

Back at the Treasure Ship
Azathoth: is he back yet? HP check! oh wait lmao he's a ghost and ghosts don't have HP!
MC: you seem to be in a good mood. Hotei's doing?
Azathoth: well we're sorta similar from a certain point of view. Saving the world with laughs is kinda nice lul
Alp: I love how bright and cheery he is all the way! we should have a dance concert together sometime!
Touji: I agree with his optimism. I can't do headstands though.
Ebisu: Hmm...Hotei seems different from how he used to be. I mean he always liked getting laughs but it felt like he hid something where--
Azathoth: lmao whoops it's game over for the world now

Back in Tokyo
Arc: Everyone! I see cracks in the sky!
Li Chou: OH MY GOD this is worse than an overworld shift!
Dagon: It's coming! Tokyo's border between dream and reality is crumbling!
Aegir: Calm down bitches, they'll make it in the last second!
Surtr: Agreed. They cannot give up until the very end.

Hotei's side
Hotei: why's everything shaking!? Is time up!?
Body!Hotei: oh my, Tokyo is in danger...whoa
Hotei: Huh. I thought you were empty since you're my body but I guess not?
Body!Hotei: I was never originally your body. I'm just part of the being who gave birth to you, and that's the best way I know how to explain it.
Hotei: But you look just like me. Aside from being all anxious and scared.
Body!Hotei: This humble servant of Buddha is a collection of anxiety. My stomach is filled with weight and gloom.
Hotei: oh I seeee. So when you cut me off from you, you also cut out my brains too huh? Kidding!
Body!Hotei: ...you are so casual and cheery. I'm jealous.

Hotei's body is holding a bag
Hotei: oh hey you have that bag thing Dagon talked about. Come with me and solve our problems
Body!Hotei: ...is it really okay for me to leave here?
Hotei: wat
Body!Hotei: I can feel it in my bones. Something terrible will happen if I leave...
Hotei: a feeling?
Body!Hotei: yes...I have to stay forev--
Hotei: Y'ALL DAMN SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE. You can't make anyone smile down here! I can't take it I'm gonna cry through a box o' tissues!

Hotei: ...hey, look at yourself. I can't leave you if you look like that! I have to make everyone smile, and that includes you!
Body!Hotei: ... (smiles for just a moment)
Body!Hotei: you haven't changed at all, Maitreya born from me. You told me that before.
Hotei: really? I don't remember that. Head empty! ...kidding!
Body!Hotei: okay you win. use your body however you want. You can have the driver's seat and my power.
Hotei: MY BAG IS CHANGING!?
Both bags shine and fuse into one. It can now hold the material and immaterial.
Hotei: hell yeah! Have a front row seat to my special performance!
Body!Hotei: (inside Hotei's head) okay
Hotei: what's your name anyway?
Body!Hotei: I am the mad monk who gathers the grief and anger that drives people insane. In Japan my name is Kaishi. In China, I dunno.

At the Treasure Ship
Ebisu: Oh! Hotei is giving the sign! Everyone help me pull!
MC: Time for the big one!
Ebisu: Noble Phantasm activate!
Everyone joins in to help, including the dark hand from the necklace
Hotei: Never fear, Perfect Hotei is here! Eh? Ehh? Ehhh!?
MC: Oh my god Hotei you're shining! T-the pressure...!
Hotei: my big debut! Gotta get some time to be smug about it!
Azathoth: yeah yeah yeah, just do your stupid thing already we're out of time, sorry to rain on your parade
Touji: We won't make it back in time! Hotei, what's the plan!?
Hotei: It's all good, we just need to get back! Alp, help!
Alp: Got it! I'll switch dreams and reality! Just make it quick since I can't hold it for long! Noble Phantasm, yay!
The party returns to Tokyo...
End of Episode Part

Halloween Police Episode 6 Part 1 (Abridged)

Someone laughs endlessly because he can do nothing else. The king has lost his body, leaving only his throne. The true nature of Old Ones is endlessly close to that of the sea since it is infinite space the spans across even the borders of the self. Azathoth's Dream has broken the border of dreams and reality, causing everything to become as one. And with Azathoth becoming Old Ones itself, his hands can reach everywhere since everything is a dream. This is what people of other worlds call Teleportation. That's why he's insane.

The world has reached a standstill, and it had a trap waiting for an All-Mighty All-Knowing one. Anyone like that no longer had anything to do, and there was no point to birthing a brood of various beings. If there is one All-Mighty All-Knowing being, then majorities stop mattering. In that case, being All-Knowing also has no significance, and therefore nothing Azathoth did mattered anymore. This is the dead end trap that befalls beings of such power and knowledge, and this became the world's bad end for Old Ones. The Omnipotence Paradox goes against Azathoth's being, and with a system that rejects contradictions in the world, Azathoth was trapped in an inescapable deadlock. He can't do anything meaningful because everything he did was meaningless. All he could do as a result was laugh at pointless dreams and games.

Azathoth then detached part of himself to be his family, there to help him enjoy the pointlessness of it all. They all lived in his dream. No matter how strong they were, they could never leave. But one of the divine children was decidedly different from the others. He was in charge of a little blue planet, which he promptly did nothing with as he went to sleep. He's nothing special, yet somehow his name is known because he had the power of telepathy, the ability to cross the border of dream and reality while sleeping. He is Cthulhu, and he awaits the echoing laughs.

Back to the present
Nyarlathoteps: HAPPY HALLOWEEN U GAIZ (cackles loudly enough to shake the air)
Alp: oh em gee why are there so many!?
MC: OMG / STFU / hey does this mean we're in Old Ones?
Azathoth: lolno stupid, that isn't really Nyarlathotep. It's just junk data here that just gets replaced in your mind by something that looks similar. And this is just some Other World that came to a similar end to Old Ones.
Hotei: but why do they all gotta laugh louder than an angry donkey!?
Azathoth: oh look guys Mr. Everyone-Gotta-Smile-and-Laugh is complaining about other people laughing
Hotei: um
Azathoth: they're just doing that because they can't do anything else. Just. Like. You.
Hotei: w-wait wha--(cut off by Nyarlathotep Tsunami)

Azathoth: map check! ...oh wow there's a thousand of them covering the minimap!
MC: overdoing it much!? This is a nightmare!
Hotei: hey Ebisu can we just ignore them and ride straight towards my body?
Ebisu: you CAN'T be serious! we're surrounded with no way to break out!
Touji: where would we even GO?
Alp: oh no we have to figure out where to go at least! We're gonna get buried alive!

Nyar: I hope you brought your tools!
Lat: The sea is scary dangerous, and so is Dream Land!
Hotep: Now strap your life jackets on and ride the sound wave!
Nyarlathotep: (MAD CACKLE)
The Treasure Ship gets rocked.
Ebisu: oh no grab on, I lost control of the ship!
Azathoth: hmmmm things losing all meaning and dreams invading reality sounds like that one time. Whatcha guys gonna do about it?
Nyarlathotep: hey it's almost time for a new Halloween. Let's dance boys! (Nyarlathotep Clone spam)

Touji: there's too many of them! We're surrounded and lost sight of our goal!
Hotei: does that mean this problem will fix itself if we have an idea of where to go!?
Azathoth: you gotta know that much at least when you get dropped on the giant world map.
Alp: We gotta think of something! Sooo anyone have any good ideas?
Azathoth: haha buck passer
Azathoth stops laughing and rolls his eyes back while opening his mouth
???: This world gone mad is still a world, so none can escape the hierarchy. Majority rule determines the truth. If False Nyarlathotep is the majority, then the only thing that will matter is meaningless, mad laughter!

MC: WHAT JUST HAPPENED
Hotei: uhh, maybe it means we'll win if we laugh more than them? Easy peasy, lemme handle our destination!
MC: well we're after Hotei's body. Maybe his body and mind are drawn to each other?
Ebisu: WHATEVER, just tell me what to do!
Everyone looks at Hotei.
Hotei: (deep breath)
Hotei: HEY Y'ALL HOTEI, CALL BACK IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
Hotei?: BOY HOWDY
Everyone else: !!!???
Hotei: there we go, y'all! Time to go that a way!
Everyone else: ...
Hotei: w-what, did I bomb that?

Ebisu: Haha, oh Hotei you're so crazy
Azathoth: Teehee that was dumb. Oh no wait it's because it was dumb that worked...
MC: good going Hotei / that was so dumb it was great / behold the Treasure Ship Comedians!
(A) Hotei: I know right? Whew, I thought I was dying there
(B) Hotei: I know right? Ahaha--wait that wasn't a compliment was it?
(C) Ebisu: NOOO my reputation...!

Touji: s-so anyways we have a direction now! We charge towards where Hotei's voice came from!
Alp: right! time to believe in ourselves and go through!
Ebisu: turning the ship around! It'll be hard to push through, but I'll move the ship as fast as I can!
Hotei: umm I know you said you'll do it yourself but you sure, Ebisu? it's hard moving the ship, ain't it?
Ebisu: I've gotten used to it. The Seven Lucky Gods always say "believe!" And so is the memories of everyone the ship carried! You should know too!
Hotei: wat?
Ebisu: well I guess you'll remember when you get your lucky bag back since artifacts hold our memories

Hotei looks over the Treasure Ship and faintly remembers his old memories
Ebisu: it was rough a lot of times too, but...
Ebisu remembers a faint pain in his feet, and sometimes his legs would hurt since it became Halloween. He must have forgotten things too. It wasn't all fun and games back then, but he never stopped and made his way to this point. He didn't accept that point as an ending point, so the continuation of the legend of the Treasure Ship must be further ahead. He goes on seeking something that never existed before because there was something he was missing.
Ebisu: I don't want Tokyo and this journey to end. I want to talk with you more, Hotei.
Hotei: ...you got me there! There's gotta be more in the future!

Ebisu: moving the ship towards our goal! Time to cut through the waves and--ahh, what!? (gets pulled from behind)
Azathoth: No Ebisu, people don't just CUT through the winds and waves
Ebisu: w-what?
Azathoth: fine I'll say it since we don't have a navigator. RIDE the winds and waves, scrub!
Ebisu: ...oh! That is something Benten would say!
MC: wat / I get it!
(A) Azathoth: what did I JUST say, squirt?
(B) Azathoth: Bingo, squirt! We have only one option.

Azathoth: we laugh, together with them. We ride their wave, get them in a good mood, and he'll take us to where you guys wanna go. But don't get overtaken by madness as you do, or else it's game over.
Ebisu: I'll explain. So sailboats and yachts don't only go where the wind takes them. You can also zigzag into the direction of the wind and go at an angle. So we can just use the force of the data waves instead, right Azathoth?
Hotei: uhhhh, does this mean laughter can save the world!?
Alp: I'm gonna save Tokyo! With my dancing!
Touji: I suck at laughing, so Persona Change go!
Oni Touji: My time has come!
Hotei: let's go boys!

The Treasure Ship starts heading towards the voice, faster than before but still not fast enough.
Nyarlathotep: oooh, where we going?
Azathoth: hey you can defy me and laugh can't you? I collect bad ends because I have nothing else to do. But you know what? What kinda gamer would I be if I keep hitting the same bad end!?
Ebisu: There's a ton of them! I'm pushing the ship forward, but be careful of the guys coming from above too!
MC: Let's cut our way through!
Azathoth: That's not gonna be enough. Point your sword this way! Then we're going to move forward by cutting through dreams, further than the end I left off at!
Nyarlathotep: Wave battle, ride on!
BATTLE START (more happens after)

There was once a wandering monk in Hourai who carried a lucky bag. He was open-minded, never getting angry at anything. They say the lucky bag gained the faith as a bag of forgiveness that stowed away anger. The monk himself eventually gained a new name in another world, one of the Seven Lucky Gods, Hotei. The bag they say he has a bag that holds fortune instead. But if there's only one bag, then which one is real? That's why they split. That's all there was to it. And if this Halloween incident never happened, it probably would have stayed that way.

The present
Nyar: Wouldn't it be nice to keep laughing and if Halloween kept going on?
Lat: The world is so unfair! It doesn't care what you think!
Hotep: That's what trends are! Society can't see what's ahead!
Nyarlathoteps: If things end if you get candy, then things will never end if you don't! Let's laugh like crazy!
MC: I won't let Tokyo be destroyed! Police Henshin!
Oni Touji: Yes...ha ha ha...YES!
Alp: Dreams are brighter than this! That's how everyone's dreams I saw were like!
Hotei: Y'all I just got some new determination it's too early to retire! I wouldn't die even if I were killed! Ghost joke!
Azathoth: Hey, God of a Thousand Forms! Wouldn't you get sick of doing the same thing over and over!
Nyarlathotep: ...
Ebisu: Life can suck a lot, but we get past that! The Treasure Ship won't stop here because we are gonna go further on, to somewhere that isn't here! 

MC: Ebisu, your necklace is glowing again!
Ebisu: What!?
Nyarlathotep: What? Nyarl feels...love!?
Infinite hands reach out from the necklace.
Necklace: WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL WHAT THE HELL Y'ALL (bitchslaps the Nyarlathoteps)
Azathoth: ha ha the real one's mad y'all
Nyarlathoteps: we give up!
MC: I can't believe they're getting whipped like this / what IS that necklace / chaos, chaos!

Ebisu: yeah I've never seen these hands before. But I have a memory anyway. Someone I paired with a lot who also had dark hands. Please help!
Necklace: (mimes a gesture)
Ebisu: (mimics the reverse handclap)
Ebisu performed the Ama no Sakate, the magic that hides everything!
Necklace: (seizes all the Nyarlahoteps, drags them into itself)
Nyarlathoteps: !!!???
Last Nyarlathotep to be dragged away: You win! Press shoot to advance to next stage! :)))
The party is teleported back to the ship. Cracks are appearing in the area.
Azathoth: lolbye Nyarlathotep and Not Nyarlathotep
Nyarlathotep: I SIIIIIMP! BON VOYAGE! (pop)

The next moment
Touji: so are we in the dream world now? It looks like another world instead
Alp: I think I've seen this somewhere before. Somewhere.
Azathoth: welp I haven't been to this stage before. Not like I know anything lmao
Ebisu: Today is just full of surprises. MC, do you know where this is?
MC: No / Yes I think
Hotei: y'all I think I know this joint
Ebisu: You DO? I mean it makes sense if this were Wa no Kuni
Hotei: I see this place in my dreams. I think it's called...Hourai.
---
Other Hotei: Oooh this servant of the Buddha walks a long long path until I reach the world I see in my dreams
Someone quietly gives thanks and makes wishes at the bottom of the sea, and he looks above to the sky-like surface of the water...
End of Episode Part

Friday, December 24, 2021

Halloween Police Episode 5 Part 2

Did you know that the word "sea" doesn't necessarily refer to a stupidly large body of water? True story. You can also use it to refer to something big and unknown that stretches far as the eye can see, something that hasn't been given some sort of meaning yet. The big stretch of water that covers our world filled with mysteries still comes to mind of course, but then there's the sea of stars far above the sky above us. There's also the artificially created world of cyberspace that's new and unknown to us, the cyber sea. Then there's the vast expanse of minds and dreams we still don't fully know. All of these reach out far away with no borders visible to us, and everyone who approaches them gets lost. That's what a sea is.

Back to the present, Dagon picks up and says back in Old Ones, dreams and space are also seas, though this may be a hard to grasp concept for people of other worlds. But App Users here in Tokyo would have heard of surfing on the internet, and that's sort of the same thing here. Dagon pulls out some goggles of some kind and hands them over, and Ebisu asks what they are as he notes it's dark when he puts them on. Alp figures out it's some cyber stuff and cheers about how cool that is. It's so shiny that he's excited about getting in the spotlight with them. Touji says he's not good with this kind of thing, saying he can't get used to this cold, inorganic feeling.

Arc notes that Azathoth has something similar to the goggles and starts to ask Dagon and Aegir about them. Dagon preempts her by explaining they're special VR goggles that can visualize the imaginary sea, something developed by Toyosu's marine architectural research department. Development was recently finished thanks in part to the tech given by the Kamata and Tougou schools, though the thing was originally made for deep sea investigation simulations. Hotei is impressed and asks how it's supposed to be used underwater, prompting Ebisu to comment that regular goggles would be enough then. Aegir says that with Tokyo Bay mixed with several worlds, any pro is liable to get lost there. Because of that, the plan is to use the VR goggles to navigate through the dream-mixed sea. Dagon says Aegir's done tons of deep sea investigations, so he made the goggles hoping it'd help students. You either sympathize with Dagon and say Aegir never considers the dangers, or you say that's what's so great about him. In A and B, Aegir says jumping into danger is the best part of being a treasure hunter, as being in life-threatening situations is an experience he treasures. In C, Aegir is glad you like that and asks if you'll join his next trip out.

Anyways, Dagon explains that the goggles will automatically visually replace things you can't make sense of with things that you can. Azathoth takes an interest in this, then lines up the goggles and makes a tapping motion at them with his pointer finger. Surtr asks what he just did, so Azathoth says he did something like move the data he had on bad endings into the goggles. No dying the same way twice, ya hear!? Dagon says he won't think too hard about that, then suggests getting started. It's fine if you guys stay seated in your chairs, you just need to get the goggles on. Hotei excitedly complies as he says comedians got guts. The party follows suit, and once everyone is equipped, Aegir and Dagon hook up the cable to turn the goggles on and auto-link the observation monitor.

Time passes a bit and all you see is black, so you call out and ask for someone to turn on the light because it's so dark. Static starts buzzing as the system calibrates or whatever, and soon the party is dumped at what looks like Toyosu Academy. You initially wonder if the dive was a failure, but Dagon opens up a window to tell you guys things are fine. You guys are in a recreation of the school, and Dagon figured it'd be easier to grasp if you guys took off from there. You are all already inside Hotei's dream, and Dagon reads off that the cyber substitution system is working normally. After a moment's thought though, he comments that 'normal' may be the wrong word to use as a bunch of data is influencing things. He's not sure why something as meaningless as a dream is showing up so clearly like this. It's because of Azathoth's data actually.

Dagon sighs about how the moniker Almighty Idiot seems to be a misnomer, though he then muses that nobody knows what the difference is between All Knowing and Know Nothing. Touji meanwhile is surprised at how close to reality cyberspace looks like, and Alp in turn is impressed by it all. Azathoth brags that he can make stuff like this if he bothered to do something. He can create stages (re: worlds) all before breakfast! You compliment Azathoth's gamer skills and/or offer to pat him on the head. Azathoth responds by saying being complimented by a game junkie isn't half bad.

Anyways Dagon asks if you guys are ready, then prompts Ebisu to summon the Treasure Ship. Ebisu seems preoccupied, necessitating Dagon to talk to him again. Ebisu tunes back in this time and faces the ship in front of you guys, chanting the activation command to use Sublimation Sail. A shining sail appears and attaches itself to the ship, which then causes golden light to bathe everything and cover the ship. The ship then becomes the Treasure Ship, the ship that carried the Seven Lucky Gods and carries away painful emotions.

Ebisu gets a little nostalgic at seeing the ship again and asks for its help again. After smiling at it for a moment, he turns back to the party and says it's time to get on. Alp's mind is blown as he says the aura of a star is visibly glowing from it. Touji gets excited about seeing the Treasure Ship himself and mentions how it reminds him of how he used to sleep with a picture book of the thing underneath his pillow when he was younger. Azathoth is impressed too as he says it feels like the last vehicle a game gives you to tool around in and explore the world map. Ebisu says once the party is on, you'll need to assign jobs since everyone is needed to move it. Almost everyone responds affirmatively, except for Hotei who is talking to himself about remembering how he used to ride that ship with everyone. Said memories are hazy though, which he compares to having them somehow taken out of him from the way it feels. He decides to dismiss it as something that happened while become a spirit, then psyches up for setting sail.

Some time later, Touji asks how you guys are supposed to actually get into Hotei's dream. Ebisu says that's normally the navigator's job to deal with, but unfortunately you guys don't have that slot filled out. Hotei freaks out a little about you guys not having a plan, then asks whether the Treasure Ship has some super special power it can use. Ebisu protests that he can't do much about that. Moving from dream to dream is one thing, but he's clueless on how to move from the imaginary sea to the dream instead.

You comment on how things are looking grim, say it'd be great if someone could act as a navigator, then comment you guys are so shorthanded you'd take a cat on to help. Ebisu comments that Benten actually is rather whimsical like a cat, but his attention is caught by Azathoth's laughing. Azathoth says that if you want something like a cat then you guys have a hyena around already, and he points at Ebisu's necklace. Ebisu is confused until the necklace starts going off, extending an infinite number of hands to help run the ship.

You react in shock at the hands as you ask what's happening or say you've seen those hands somewhere before, like from someone's tail. While that's going on, either Ebisu or Nyarlathotep call out that the path and route has been mapped out, but then Azathoth laughs and tells everyone to man their battle stations because enemies have been sighted. The party is taken aback at this, and in the next moment a blue trickster pops up to declare it's time for the Bad Brats Brigade's counterattack. He was gonna get started on the pranks, but since there's a glowing ship sitting there he's gonna go after that beforehand. The vending machines he's riding on cheer.

Hotei is shocked that the tricksters are here along with some vending machines. Azathoth sort of explains that the data of whatever they rode on got replaced by some other past data and ended up like that. Bugs like these happen when you cheat in a retro game, just go with it. Out in the real world, Aegir is surprised to see the tricksters in cyberspace too since he kicked them out of Toyosu earlier, though he's impressed that they're surfing on vending machines. Surtr asks in surprise about how they're there, so Dagon says it's not that easy to get into a dream. Them being there however proves to him that there is someone behind all this who can go into dreams since it'd be impossible otherwise.

Back in cyberspace, the vending machines beep about thanking you for your business and ask you to receive your selected item. Blue excitedly eggs them on to keep firing out cans, several of which hit the Treasure Ship. They hit has hard as they would in reality while Blue laughs and has a good time. Alp however is freaking out at juice cans being fired like missiles, and Azathoth calls it a buggy ocean and a battle where anything really can happen. Touji asks if there's anything on board to shoot them down, but Ebisu sadly tells him the Treasure Ship was originally a transport ship and doesn't have anything like that.

Hotei attempts to talk the trickster out of what he's doing by saying he'll destroy the world if he keeps up with the pranks. Blue however disbelieves him thinking it's some bizarre lie, and Hotei admits he can't really do much else besides insist he's telling the truth. Ebisu can't believe he got shut down so fast, and you say you guys have to fight back and ask if anyone can fight in the air or water. Azathoth laughs in response at you and asks if you forgot that the sea is basically his territory, then pulls a keyboard out of nowhere to hit a button on it.

Some time later, Blue notices that the party has gone quiet and asks if things are over already. Hotei, Azathoth, Alp, and Touji all jump up in response keeping up with the sentai aesthetic for the team as they call out their transformations. Li Chou declares things will be different this time since he missed out on joining in with the group transformation, then follows suit. Arc pointedly says they won't join in on the shenanigans, but they do say they'll handle the ship.

Blue is shocked at seeing the away party is flying in the sky, and the party says they won't let him go overboard with the tricks even in the cyber sea. Alp then starts cheering in excitement at how he's flying while Touji grumbles at how off the wall everything is. Halloween can only excuse so much, dammit. You point out that you guys can now pull something off though.

Blue complains about wanting to fly too. Azathoth cackles about how this ocean is easy to glitch out and argues if cans can fly, so can he. Ebisu informs you guys over the VR goggles that he, Li Chou, and Arc will be standing back to keep the Treasure Ship on track. Touji nods, then urges the away party to take the kid down quick and give him candy so he'll go away. Hotei responds affirmatively as he refers to himself as Halloween 1 and calls Touji Halloween 6, then cheers everyone forward. You roll with it as you call yourself Halloween 2 and also urge the party on. Touji gets confused by the call signs, but he sets that aside as everyone else calls back in affirmation. Blue starts rallying his side up for battle, and the episode battle begins as Touji tells everyone to be careful of the cans being shot out. More happens afterwards.

After the battle, the ghosts possessing the vending machines get knocked loose from them as they start begging for mercy and promising to stop. You tell them to ease up on the pranks since it's Trick OR Treat. Blue gets frustrated at how their gang has never managed to beat you at all. The others lost all motivation to continue and looked like they were having fun after getting some candy, and it's totally not like he wants candy either or anything! Hotei however stops him from rambling any further by pointing out that Blue himself is already just pouting about having lost sight of the chance to quit while it'd be easy to do so. But he can still do so now, and Hotei says he can enjoy Halloween more than he currently is, handing over digitalized candy to the kid.

Blue doesn't react much at first, so Hotei tries to tease him into taking it by saying how good the candy made by his friend is. Blue protests that he didn't actually refuse the treat, then demands Hotei give it to him already. Hotei however holds out and says he has something he'll have to say loudly for the class before he will. Blue pouts some more, then gives in as he yells out an apology for going overboard on the tricks and politely requests he be given the candy. Hotei obliges as he tells Blue he's a good kid and wishes him a Happy Halloween. Blue is disgruntled, but he sighs and talks to himself about going back and enjoying sweets with everyone else, and he disconnects with the ghosts who cheerfully thank you guys for the candy and wish you a Happy Halloween.

A moment after they go, Azathoth announces that he's confirmed Blue and the mobs have logged out, so now it's time for you guys to head to the ends of the sea. You thank Hotei, note the trickster left without issue, and wonder if he'll stop with the tricks. Hotei suggests it'll be alright as he calls himself a total optimist. He's got no anxieties whatsoever, and he starts to talk about how the people he met on his journey would be so gracious and charitable to him no matter how hard things are on them when a flash of his other self flits into his head and derails his train of thought.

Hotei is confused enough to ask what he was talking about, so you either ask if he's okay or say he was talking about charity or kindness before he stopped. Hotei thinks on it for a moment longer before he decides to give up and figures he'll know later. He prompts you to get ready to keep going towards his dream. You are less than assured by his lack of concern about this, though you note that it is like him to be that way.

Time passes, and Alp is acting as a guide for the party by literally sniffing the way towards Hotei's dream. Dagon phones in to warn you guys to be careful. Once you get in you will actually be within someone's dream, which will mean you'll be cut off from the Toyosu side in terms of communication. He apologizes for not being able to follow along any further and says he'll pray for Cthulhu's profane protection for you all. Aegir is less worried as he tells you guys to look out as you go in, sure that you'll be fine since you beat him before. Surtr also asks the party to be careful, saying that while there isn't that much time, you shouldn't rush things.

Dagon says they'll continue electronically verifying your existences back at the classroom, which should help in keeping your identities defined and distinct from one another. But to do that he'll need two more helpers with a deep bond with you guys to decipher the data, so Dagon asks for two people besides Hotei to come back. It's just a matter of willing yourselves back, and they're still standing next to your bodies.

Arc volunteers to go back and ties their chain to the Treasure Ship, saying that might help guide you guys back home. Dagon decides to ask Li Chou to come back too since he figures he looks smart, and Li is flattered as hell as he says he'll do it. Arc asks you to watch over Azathoth before they go since he's their adorable little brother. Azathoth is pleased by this but comments that there's no room for family at an esports tournament. You wave bye to the two and say you'll be back soon. Ebisu says he'll turn the Treasure Ship towards Hotei's dream, then cautions everyone to be careful since there's no telling what's in there, and Dagon watches the rest of you sail on ahead.

Time passes as you reach Hotei's dream, which puts you in the dream lands area. You express confusion upon seeing it, noting you feel like you've seen it before. Nyarlathotep pops in cackling and welcoming you guys to the place. Nyarl Clone 2 asks if you're looking for a real body or a bad end memory of the world. Clone 3 says a lonely king twisted in love indulges in clownery, so how far will you go to entertain him? Taking the same route is boring, so how about a new one? Interested in getting buried by the sea of imaginary numbers Azathoth? And so the episode ends, with Hotei's dream covered in Lost Data, a large amount of chaos.

Halloween Police Episode 5 Part 1

Hotei tunes in on a dream he's been having lately, one he's been having every night where some monk has fallen into the deep vast sea after a long, long journey. He comments on how lonely the place is, and he wonders who the monk even is. It's been happening so often that he's gotten used to this dream. But more on the location, it's some featureless blue expanse where directionality and gravity have no meaning. He keeps coming back here though, like he's been tied there somehow.

Hotei comments that the place is pretty, but seeing it so often has made it pretty boring. He's not even floating in a current, but rather fluttering around in place on an all express trip to Dullsville. All he really can do is wait for the dream to end already and accompany himself with his thoughts. And for lack of anything better to do he starts hoping he hasn't wet the bed when he wakes up and gets out of there. He never once considers that being so unbothered by this sequence of events might be strange in itself, at least on his own. He does however decide to think back to what happened at Umamichi earlier in the day.

Flashback kicks in to Harlot showing up, greeting everyone by being glad you could all see her as promised and thanking you guys for hanging out with Azathoth. She's also glad that Azathoth is looking entertained since things go to hell when he isn't. Harlot thanks Arc for showing her the way there since she was in a hurry, then finally gets down to business as she asks you how Halloween has been with it being different than usual. You ask Harlot if she's the incident mastermind, ask if she manipulated the children, or stay quiet. Harlot brings up the state of the world and asks if you really think so when you look at it, so you either say yes or no. Her answer only slightly changes in response as she says after a moment that she'd never choose to make use of children even if it were to save them.

Harlot says that if things are left alone, Tokyo will be destroyed once Halloween ends. That's what she and the other Top Seven Pranksters have concluded from their findings. You express shock at the terms Harlot throws around and can ask if she's messing with you. C gets an extra bit with Harlot being somewhat taken aback as she calls you rude and denies toying with you whatsoever in this situation.

Anyways, Harlot starts explaining that the group she's in is a group of trick-playing pioneers who surprise and trick everyone, and that they have been observing the little kids' tricks up close this Halloween. She finds it rather deplorable that some children have been influenced to copy them, and she tells you guys the top pranksters have been working behind the scenes while you guys have been up front as the Halloween Police. You either complain about all the nuisance things have been, ask if it's okay to arrest her, or shrug and ask Harlot to go on.

Harlot chuckles that those on the cutting edge are always hard to understand, but sometimes people like that can see certain things. She asks if you've noticed that Something is Different this Halloween too. Things like stuff that normally stays hidden getting brought out, or people you thought were alive turned out to be dead, or a dream of something you yourself have never seen before. Touji, Ebisu, and Hotei react in shock at this. Alp is merely confused and says he's never seen any weird dreams not his own, but then he remembers he never has since he lives in other people's dreams to begin with. Azathoth just has a little laugh to himself. You agree with that but point out that there's not enough commonalities, or you gasp as you realize something. C has an extra bit of Harlot laughing, pleased to see you have picked up on things after all.

Harlot agrees that it's all been a nonsensical mess, and at first glance nothing seems to be connected. There definitely is a connection though, and Harlot rhetorically asks you what a trick is on a basic level. You suggest something that surprises someone, a practical joke, or something pointless. Harlot then asks why tricks are considered mean-spirited and surprising before saying it's because they tread upon taboos and rules that shouldn't be broken.

You think on Harlot's last point some more, and she continues talking about how bad and shocking they are when at first they were harmless jokes. Trick or Treat is turning into Trick and Treat this Halloween, and she compares this to a revolutionary uprising against the rules of Halloween with the dead coming back to life. She was fine with indulging the children in all the tricks and candy they'd want, but whoops the revolution got too out of hand.

Harlot says she can't sufficiently explain the truth herself, but she will tell you what she's learned. She talks about how rules are binding commands you put upon yourself, things that define and give meaning to people's lives and actions. When these rules are broken, the border the dead and the living, the self and the others can blur. You can also extend this to the border of dreams and reality. A sealed oni and a self that isn't supposed to be are things that can show up in anyone's dreams. Harlot and the other top pranksters have confirmed that these things may have been dreams of people's past selves. While she may always prioritize the children who are alone, she isn't necessarily forsaking everyone else not fitting that description. She asks if you understand that she currently isn't despairing in Tokyo, and that's the reason why she doesn't want everything in it to be destroyed.

Harlot says that when the thin wall of fantasy that is Halloween is torn down, the reality of Tokyo will be laid bare. She believes no one will be able to handle that as they'll madden from fear and anxiety of life losing all meaning. That's what it means to know about everything being made clear, and it's the same as knowing nothing she says as she turns to Azathoth the Almighty Idiot. Azathoth starts cackling madly, and Harlot sighs before changing the subject of you taking Azathoth to Toyosu Marine Academy. There's a specialist you can talk to there, someone more logical than her. Azathoth should be able to help there better than anyone in Tokyo. While there are several world saviors in Tokyo, Azathoth is also a world destroyer, different from her and Surt who she describes as perfectly fulfilled.

Things tune back to the present over at Toyosu Marine Academy, a school built facing the mouth of a river that runs through the city and filled with the scent of the tide and endless ocean. Their curriculum revolves around the fields of study that relate to the seas of Tokyo and the other worlds, and the knowledge of many otherworld seas collect here as Transients who come from these seas gather at this school. And here, Halloween is in full swing too.

Title card pops up, and this episode is titled VR Infiltration! Halloween Cyberspace!

Makara and some mermaids greets you as they welcome you to Toyosu Academy. Makara asks what you guys think and hopes you all enjoy things here since they've worked hard on making it happen. Azathoth laughs madly about being near the sea and how illegal it is to be there despite it being Halloween. Alp cheers about grilled squid being sold and asks if Azathoth wants some too, but Azathoth looks discomfited at the offer and declines since it'll look like cannibalism coming from him. His home is the sea after all.

You react excitedly at the school, say this might be your first time coming there, or say you always smell the tides whenever you come over. Li Chou looks around in interest as he tells you he's looking forward to the place. He quickly adds that he's totally talking about scoping the place out and not about playing around. Eita is around advertising the Ebisu-maki being sold at the school, and some kids chatter in excitement about how cute they are. Hotei placidly notes that Ebisu's new food item is being sold and is happy that the children are so taken with it. Alp asks Ebisu if he's fine with not going over there since this could be a chance for him to get some attention and popularity. Ebisu answers it's enough for him if people enjoy his food. He's already given them the recipe, so he'll just leave them to it.

Hotei comments that it's been a bumpy road, but you guys made it here to Toyosu. He asks how you guys are supposed to save the world now. Touji adds that he was told by Hougen to help save the city from destruction, though for whatever reason Hougen hasn't actually told him why they'd be going here. He asks what's at Toyosu, so Arc asks him not to stress out as they're just doing what they've been asked to do too. Hotei casually says you guys can't just brush off being told the world will end, and Ebisu comments that the Halloween Police work can be a lot like how being one of the Seven Lucky Gods was. Hotei agrees, and since he doesn't have an idea of what to do he suggests trusting in Arc and following along. Arc thanks him, and Azathoth laughs again.

Time passes as the party heads over to the college department's sea research area, which Ebisu internally notes with some surprise. A voice calls out to you guys about finally arriving and calling you his beloved treasures as he urges you all to get in. Aegir welcomes you all to his research auditorium and greets you a Happy Halloween. Ebisu reacts in recognition of him and corrects himself to refer to Aegir more formally as a professor when he initially just calls him by name. Surtr's here too, and he thanks you all for coming as he refers to you all as the Halloween Police and brave children.

You react in surprise to seeing Surtr and Aegir, and Azathoth cackles about how it's suddenly a boss rush of last bosses. Arc greets Surtr and thanks Aegir for helping you guys. Aegir prompts you all to sit down so he can start explaining things, saying it's been a while before backtracking and asking if he saw you lately. Aegir also notices that Benten isn't around, so Ebisu says she's off doing something else. He's about to ask Aegir something when Aegir says he can stop calling him Professor since he knows how good he is. But anyways, Aegir notes that there's people here he doesn't know either and asks for an introduction, so you go ahead and tell him who everyone is.

After everyone introduces themselves to Aegir, everyone pulls up some chairs and sits in a circle. Aegir takes interest in Hotei being another member of the Treasure Ship and calls him another quirky treasure. Hotei laughs as he says he's heard Aegir's done a lot for Ebisu too, but Ebisu freaks out in embarrassment and asks him to stop. Surtr says he's bought a bunch of different foods from the stalls outside and a cake he made for dessert, then starts lining them up on the table.

Alp giggles about how tasty the Ebisu-maki is and says he could eat tons of them. Hotei compliments the salt level and nori on the rice balls and says he likes how it's called Makara's Omusubi. Ebisu compliments Surtr's cake and asks if he'll teach him how to make Western sweets another time. Aegir laughs about how into the food everyone is and says his students in the fishery department would be happy to see this too. Hotei asks if there's anything in the room given how plain it is compare to the decorations outside. Aegir says there's some research equipment and that there's plenty he wants to show off soon, but he stops to smirk and glance at Azathoth when he says the healing items taste great and asks what was used in the tsukudani.

After everyone's done eating, Aegir prompts you all to open your ears up as he says it's true that Tokyo is facing destruction. Hotei asks about why and wonders if the Bad Brats Brigade really is that powerful, but Aegir says it's because of the rumor going around Tokyo. He asks if you know what he's talking about, so Ebisu asks if he's talking about the one about how you can play as many tricks as you want if you don't get candy. Surtr confirms as he says it spread on social media and was some joke that children started believing in. At first it was just some passing thought, but then more and more people started believing in it. Alp says he can understand that since he's the type to get swept up in things. Leib always scolds him after that happens.

Surtr talks about how many children in Tokyo are divided into smaller closed-off communities like clubs, sports, and cram school. And sometimes, people start puzzling over what-ifs and maybes. Aegir says that's where the talks of suspending the school Halloween events, and when the police started doing something its credibility went up. Touji is taken aback and asks if he's saying the police trying to keep things peaceful turned out to be counterproductive, but Aegir tells him to slow down and points out that's just the end result. But that said nothing is impossible in Tokyo, so people believed and that's how we got this incident on our hands.

You ask about the rumor having snowballed from there and spread, so Aegir says it gained the influence of being a majority belief. Alp however jumps in to defend the kids involved, saying they're good kids who do regret what they've done and have been given candy. Ebisu also agrees as he tries to bring up how everyone is doing their best and solving problems at the school. Aegir however says it's only delayed things when considering the spread of information. Surtr adds that the rumor is spreading even faster, but what you guys have done hasn't been a waste of time. It's bought them the time to figure out how to solve the whole incident between your efforts as the Halloween Police and the people who believe in you.

You notice that Toyosu looks fine and ask if the trickster brigade never came by. Aegir assures you he took care of them, which shocks the entire party as he calls them promising and mentioning they ran away when he gave them candy. You express sympathy for the tricksters, say they had a bad matchup, and/or comment on how Aegir likes his own little tricks.

Touji brings up how that would still just be stalling for time based on what Aegir and Surtr said earlier, which Surtr gives a light nod to. Surtr brings up how Harlot probably told you guys already about Tokyo being on the brink of destruction. With it being Halloween now, the holiday's faith is overtaking common sense and bringing the world to one without rules. Aegir says it won't be limited to the dead returning alive, as even meaningless dreams will become reality. Even things that would be thought impossible in Tokyo could happen. There is one world out there that's much like that, and you react in horror as you turn to Azathoth.

Aegir confirms that he was talking about Old Ones, though he concedes its situation is pretty similar to what he's talking about. Tokyo is currently being eroded by madness, and he's sure he doesn't need to say what would happen next for you to know. Old Ones is a world where the border of dreams and reality has been lost, so random meaningless things happen there all the time. Nightmares happen as well. Alp yells as he realizes what's happening and asks if that's why he's been faintly smelling a dream. You express alarm about having to stop that, worry about Tokyo being turned upside down, or ask to no one in particular about Halloween being the cause of all that.

Hotei yells that this cannot stand, surprising the party with his outburst. Ebisu tries to talk to him, and Hotei rants that Halloween is an event where people get candy and everyone smiles. A nightmare has no place in that, and he asks Aegir and Surtr what you guys can do about it. A voice joins in apologizing for being late and says they'll explain that part, and you either express surprise at Dagon showing up or note to yourself that he's a teacher at Toyosu too.

Dagon greets you with a smile in response before turning back to the party in general to continue. Dagon starts by introducing himself to everyone as Toyosu's marine construction professor and saying he believes his past experience can explain what's happening. As Aegir mentioned before, what's happening now is eerily similar to what happened before in Old Ones, with Azathoth's nightmares fusing with reality. Dagon is noted to deliberately not look at Azathoth while saying this, like he believes looking at him would cause him to go insane.

Dagon says that if you look at it another way, people from Old Ones are the only ones to know their past failures and are able to pick a new path. But anyways, Dagon says he'll skip to the end and say the main problem here is the continually escalating pranks. You guys will need to collect that faith, and to do that you'll need a power that can endlessly store immaterial concepts. That in turn means you'll need Hotei's lucky bag artifact, but Hotei himself is confused by the specific mention of the lucky bag part. Ebisu asks Dagon why he knows about Hotei's old artifact, so Dagon explains he specializes in structures related to the sea, which extends to the people who use and ride them. Dagon says he'll explain more later and prompts Hotei to bring the lucky bag out, but you stop to ask him what that actually is. Dagon is confused, so Ebisu says he'll step in to explain the artifact Hotei currently has.

One explanation later, Dagon is surprised to hear the artifact Hotei has is referred to as a carry-all bag. Hotei says it's what he's always had, and nothing he can do can change that fact. It's the carry-all bag that can store anything that has shape to it, which means it can't work on something immaterial like pranks. Arc says it's not that weird a story, but at this point they ask if Hotei could prove that. Hotei awkwardly apologizes, so Arc quickly apologizes themselves saying that they weren't pushing for Hotei to say sorry or anything. It does make figuring out what to do next hard though.

Surtr is quiet for a moment before he brings up that he's heard that Hotei is currently a spirit. He asks where his actual body is and asks if Hotei had always been like that before he was summoned over. Ebisu says that Hotei wasn't a spirit when they were on the Treasure Ship at least, so Surtr suggests that maybe his body still has the other bag. Dagon nods at this and suggests looking for the body first, asking Hotei if he has any ideas as to where it is.

Hotei is surprised at being put on the spot, protesting at the idea he could think up where his body could be before a flash of the bottom of the sea crosses his mind, which he vocalizes. Touji is surprised at that, and Hotei says he doesn't know why he thinks that, but that's what's coming to him. Ebisu questions if this is okay, and Hotei adds that he saw it in a dream. Ebisu is surprised at that, and Hotei elaborates on how weird the dream is with him just wavering down there in place. Y'all have no idea how BORING it is until he wakes up! Surtr wonders if that means his body has sunk down there, though given how fat he is he ought to be good at floating. Dagon says it could be passed off as a dream, but there's still something off about it.

Ebisu starts bringing up the possibility that it could be an effect of the artifact Hotei got from the Treasure Ship. You ask Ebisu what he means or remember what he's talking about, and either way Ebisu explains that each of the Seven Lucky Gods took an artifact that moves the Treasure Ship before splitting off. Ebisu has the sail, and he says Hotei has the anchor. Aegir finds that cool. Dagon says that makes things sound more believable as he asks if the anchor is why Hotei's body is sinking. Ebisu thinks that should be the case, but Hotei wonders if he ever had anything like that. He's not sure, but it feels both familiar and not.

Anyways, Aegir gets fired up now that there's an apparent lead, by which he means diving into Hotei's dream to find his body. His lucky bag artifact should be there too, so bring that back too. You are baffled at this plan and wonder how you guys can even do that. Touji suggests using Alp's artifact to switch around dream and reality, but Dagon suggests against it given how thin the border is. Maybe you can use it as a ace in the hole at the last moment, but not now. Arc asks Aegir if he has a plan to get to dreamworld. Aegir says he does, but technically it's not based on his power as he turns to Ebisu. Ebisu nods and says it's time to use his artifact, and the episode part ends as he says it's time to set sail with the his Treasure Ship Sail and its power to cross dreams.