Fortune Superstitions with Oni and Dragons Episode 1 (Abridged)

Dark.
???: Master, wake up! ...Super Special Level Three Wake-Up Petting!
MC: (jump) / (catch and pet) / zzz
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(A) Solomon: no wait slow down, you'll give yourself a heart attack!
(BC) Solomon: noooo, wake up already and stop being a loser!
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MC: It's not even sunrise yet / did I have plans / (go back to bed)
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(AB) Solomon: Master you told me to wake you up so you could see the sunrise
(C) Solomon: NO STOP you have plans with your friends for sunrise!
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Solomon: Tee hee, I should get something for doing my job right. But first, Happy New Year!
MC: Happy New Year / first petting of the year! (pets)
(A) Solomon: :D
(BC) Solomon: o-ooh

MC gets ready to go! Shirou sent a text saying the gang's gone ahead and to tell Qinglong and Amanojaku that. And then MC leaves the dorm.
MC: Cold. Sleepy. But exciting!
Hey wait something's flying above.
Ophion: WIIIIFE! (flies down)
MC: Happy New Year / lucky! / How long have you been up there!?
Ophion: There are things we have to do as married people! Also this is the Year of the Dragon? That means I should be the first to see you! Flying all night for that is nothing. Let us go!
MC: but I have plans / okay
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(A) Ophion: I see. No matter. (pulls MC really close) Where are your friends awaiting you?
(B) Ophion: Now, we shall fly! Where to? I take it you have plans if you came out without me calling for you? I am not so boorish as to keep you from your plans with your friends.
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Ophion: The sky is ours!
And so Ophion flies MC gently to Shinjuku Shrine.

MC: Well that was a nice wake up. Got here quick. So quick no one seems to be here yet actually...
Ophion: Hmm, I got too into bringing you over that I rushed. Oh well, we now have some priva--whomst
???: Thank you for bringing my sister so quickly.
Ophion: Hmm... the gambler whale Fuxi!
Fuxi: Indeed! And MC's one and only big brother. Happy New Year! Would you like my special NY food?
MC: Happy New Year / nice kimono / how long have you been there?
(A) Fuxi: And it's OUR year this year! I am here for you! ONLY YOU! JUST FOR YOU!
(B) Fuxi: Oooh, shivers. Thank you.

Fuxi: I read that you'd be here so I've been waiting here the whole time! And then my fortune telling said you'd be flying over, but I didn't see you'd be using one of Roppongi's execs. You surprise me like always.
MC: Um, you didn't have to wait / you haven't changed either / nervous now
Ophion: Bold, especially for someone claiming to be my wife's brother. But it is great that more people know my wife's splendor.
Fuxi: Yes, how wonderful that my sister is so loved.
Amanojaku freaks out in the background.
MC: ...peace? / Soap opera drama! / AMANOJAKU HELP
(C) Amanojaku: UHHHH, Sensei help!

Qinglong: Happy New Year's. Soup?
Ophion: ...you're lucky I'm not my grumpy older self.
Fuxi: Qinglong, did you remember what I said earlier?
Qinglong: Yes, Amanojaku has MC's soup in another pot.
Fuxi: Wonderful! Sister, this way. I talked with the shrine people and got permission to make soup. It was just for you, but I know you and made more for your friends.
MC: why are they in separate pots then? / nice! / (walk past Fuxi)
(A) Fuxi: To keep the soup full of goodies!
(C) Fuxi: Yes! YES! YES! Oh please have a seat, I will pour you soup!

Inside the shrine
Amanojaku: H-happy New Year's.
Inaba: Happy New Year's Master! I'm here early. Also I was up all night making fortune sticks. It's all cool if I can see the sunrise with you.
Agyou: Nice. Three points for you.
Inaba: I'm off to a good start!
Agyou: You already started at -100...
MC: Inaba what did you do
Agyou: He made a mess of my brushwork! He's not a good boy like Amanojaku is!
Amanojaku: O-oh, thank you...
Amanojaku: !!
Reverse Amanojaku: Shove it up your ass, actually! Give ME the -100 points!
MC: wait did I just see into the Shadow Realm

Agyou: What?
Amanojaku: N-nothing!
Amanojaku: (That was close. But fast too? No wait I flipped so hard I went 360. That never happened before... is it because there's someone like me here?)
Amanojaku: ...MC, can I sit closer to you? The madness feels different for some reason... (starts scooting up to MC and bumps into them)
Amanojaku: No wait too close I'm sorry!
MC: it's cool / I wanna hug you
(C) Amanojaku: WHAT

Amanojaku: U-um, this will sound rude but... MC, were you a terrible person once?
Agyou and Inaba: !?
MC: what / yep / Agyou, Inaba, what do you guys think?
Amanojaku: I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry!
Agyou: Oh yeah MC sucked BAD a while ago
Amanojaku: wait what
Inaba: MC can't go anywhere for five minutes without starting a scene and a fight!
MC: oof / hmmmm / RUDE
Amanojaku: (stares)
Agyou: Whatever, let's eat New Years food together after the sunrise, MC! Oh wait, here comes everyone else!

The gang joins together and goes to Overworld Shifted Mt. Hakone for a nice sightseeing spot. Ophion and Fuxi come along.
Ryouta: Three dragons in one place. This year's gonna be lucky!
Touji: Stop bothering them.
Ophion: Hmph. I forgive you for MC's sake, peasant.
Fuxi: I don't mind either!
Qinglong: There you have it. Now worship us!
MC: Luck! / giv money pls / (clasp hands)
Gullinbursti: is that what good luck feels like?
Moritaka: it certainly feels that way
Ophion: Yes, bask in my radiance, worms! Oh right, Qinglong? You are watching Amanojaku, yes? He reminds me of one of my subordinates who needs more training. Any advice on encouraging growth, even after I put him in an exchange program?
Qinglong: Handle with care and send them to new places. Ahh, Amanojaku has come a long way since doing my housework.
Amanojaku: !?
Amanojaku: ...
Amanojaku: >:(
MC: What?

Amanojaku: I do Qinglong's housework because he's a giant mess!
Shocked gang and event cast!
Fuxi: What else is he doing besides housework?
Kengo: Damn bitch, you live like that?
Qinglong: N-now now, giant mess is a bit much over ordering Tokyo DoorDash but--
Amanojaku: You don't cook, you don't do laundry, you don't even clean! At least pick up your dirty clothes!
Qinglong: okay...
MC: dang / I guess it worked out?
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(AB) Qinglong: Now now, we can just say my lack of domestic skills was good for--
(C) Qinglong: Yes, that! If we frame my total lack of domestic skills as--
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Amanojaku: >:C
Qinglong: I'm sorry...
Fuxi: ...
Fuxi: Heh. Oh sorry, I just remembered how you were back in Hourai. And now you're here, chastised by a child.
Qinglong: Lord Fuxi!

Time to go further up! A bunch of other people are at the sightseeing spot too.
Shirou: I'm glad it's clear. There's tea and hand warmers if anyone wants any.
Ryouta: Ooh! Hand warmers for me and Touji!
Touji: ...tea too, please. Thank you.
Kengo: Gullinbursti, bro, aren't you cold?
Gullinbursti: Seeing the sunrise with Master is heating me up!
MC: Moritaka, warm my hands! / Amanojaku, you need a hand warmer? / tea pls
(A) Moritaka: No wait stop! Awoo! No tail, stop shaking!
(B) Amanojaku: I'm okay, thank you.
(C) Shirou: Here you go. Don't burn yourself.

Inaba: Ooh, not cold Amanojaku? Inaba Stamp!
Amanojaku: !?
Agyou: STOP THAT
Qinglong: Aah, youth.
Fuxi: Yes, just like in Hourai. I'm glad MC is having fun.
Ophion: I wish we were alone, but if they are happy then all is well.
The sky is brightening.
Fuxi: It's almost sunrise, everyone.
...
Sunrise!
Amanojaku: ...wooow. Feels weird.
Qinglong: This year feels like it'll be great somehow.
Amanojaku: I hope so.
Someone claps MC's shoulder!
Fuxi: Seeing the year's first sunrise with you is touching as always. How about I give personal fortune tellings for everyone?
And so everyone heads back for Shinjuku Shrine.

Later
So many randos!
Moritaka: Line is over here! Restroom is over there!
Shirou: Amazake for three! Evils, pour out three more amazake cups and two pork soups!
Evils: Eeeee!
MC: Fortune sticks this way! Amazake is over to the right! Oh god, Nomad help!
Soooo many people.
Inaba: Fortune sticks!
Boy A: A real dragon! Can I shake your hand and take a picture?
Qinglong: Okay.
Umamichi Girl: Wow, cool getup Sensei!
Qinglong: Thank you, someone I know recreated it from my home world.
The younger crowds are drawn to Inaba and Qinglong.
MC: Wow. Is it break time yet?

Hanuman: MC I am here to help!
Amanojaku: Qinglong-sensei asked him to come.
Hanuman: I got this! Go take a break.
MC goes on break with Amanojaku. Some of the others should be too, but too many people to find them.
MC: How about a fortune stick? / Want some amazake? / (pull Amanojaku)
Amanojaku: Oh, okay...thanks.
???: There you are!
Otter: Hey MC, Happy New Year's! Present for you, don't resell it! Okay byeeee! (disappears into crowd)
Look who else is here!
Melusine: Hello MC. Greetings from my master along with a gift. Also something from me too. Please look when you have time.
New People and Past New Years Reps: MC!
Amanojaku: Wow, so many people I've never seen before in my home world! They're all being themselves...is it okay for me to be that way too?
Fuxi: Fortune telling for anyone who wants to know!
Amanojaku: (frowns)
Amanojaku: !!
Reverse Amanojaku appears!
End of Episode

Live A Hero Aqua Vacation Thermae Panic Episode 7 (Abridged)

Flashback!
Alchemist: You want to know why I made you an imperfect being?
Theoreol: yes
A long time ago in a galaxy far away, there was a kingdom on some planet where some dude was traveling with a buddy.
Alchemist: Why do you ask?
Theoreol: as I understand, the point of alchemy is to make life perfect so homunculi should be made like people. weren't all the other homunculi around here like that?
Alchemist: Oh my god you've researched visual learning! And so fast! Fascinating!
Theoreol: are you dodging my inquiry?
Alchemist: No, of course not! Hmm... (thinks)

Alchemist: Do you know about the Philosopher's Stone?
Theoreol: yes, the ultimate goal of alchemy that can perfect life
Alchemist: Good! Now the tricky part: do you know what a perfect life is?
Theoreol: no, no agreed upon definition exists
Alchemist: Right! And that's why I made you.
Theoreol: answer incomprehensible
Alchemist: Figures! Not like I know either, so let's keep traveling the world!
And so the aimless wanderings continued. The journey takes years in the kingdom before plans are made to go outside.

Alchemist: Look, the sea! How fascinating!
Theoreol: different places, different things, same work we've been doing already
Alchemist: You don't care, got it. Analysis time!
Theoreol: correction: I do care. gathering information now
Alchemist: Okay, let's compare notes later. Also, remember that one question you asked me before?
Theoreol: yes I still have a record of asking why you made an imperfect life form
Alchemist: I have a new opinion now after all that traveling. Not a full answer, but something I can express now. (thinks)
Alchemist: So, alchemy's biggest goal is a perfect life but it never looked that way to me. We all research together for some abstract goal. We research, but the goal always stays far away... so what if our goal should be where we are now in all our imperfections?
Theoreol: is that why you made me? answer still incomprehensible. by that logic shouldn't alchemy be about making imperfect homunculi?
Alchemist: You're right, logically speaking. But this is what I feel: we don't need imitations of people to advance, but the most imperfect of lives.
Theoreol: hmm.
Alchemist: I can't explain it any better now, but I want to tell you what it is when this ends one day. Now let's go! It's a big world out there!

Years pass. Decades pass. And then it all suddenly comes to a stop.
Theoreol: shouldn't you rest? I hear most old people die in bed.
Alchemist: Hmm. I do feel old, but I want to keep researching BECAUSE I'm almost dead...do you still remember that question you asked me?
Theoreol: I never lose any records I've made
Alchemist: Right. We've traveled for years, and I still never managed to give you a clear answer...will you still hear me out?
Theoreol: of course!
The alchemist thinks on his long life.

Alchemist: I've spent my life researching imperfect l--actually let me say, researching life as it is. Yes, everything was imperfect but I still thought it was all beautiful.
Theoreol: imperfect life has worth?
Alchemist: Yes! ...I think life is great because it's imperfect.
Theoreol: wow, I never expected that from you!
Alchemist: Me too! (smiles)
Alchemist: I believe the Philosopher's Stone has no form.
Theoreol: may I ask why?
Alchemist: Life is born imperfect, so life works to make things better. Same goes for alchemy. The Philosopher's Stone looks different for everyone, but I think it exists as a guide leading to new knowledge.

Theoreol: ...you have like nothing in common with anyone. one last time then: why did you make an imperfect being like me?
Alchemist: Hmm. Looking back, I wanted someone to travel with me. When I made you, you had no knowledge and a body unlike other people. But that is why you could absorb information the way you do. So I wanted to know how different our goals would be.
Oh, he's starting to die...
Alchemist: I had fun on this imperfect life. I don't know what you'll work towards after this, but I hope you'll be happy, find your own goal.
Theoreol: ...
Theoreol: I just wanted to travel with you. I don't know how rational that is. but it's true I need to think about what I'll do now. Maybe I'll keep traveling. still so much to learn.
Theoreol stayed for the Alchemist's last moments, then set off himself. He wandered the galaxy, researching everything. But in all that time, he kept wondering: why did the alchemist have a smile while explaining his last thoughts? How could he say it was fun and a good life if he didn't make it to the end of his research goals? Theoreol never managed to figure it out.

Title Card: Ignorance Leads to Wisdom

Theoreol dives into the Boss Monster!
Party: WHAT
MC: What are you DOING!?
Alphecca: What is Theoreol thinking!?
Obsidius: This wasn't on my bingo card about your ideas for helping!
Rakta: We should get him out!
MC: R-right!
The party readies to do something!
???: phase one complete, or something!
Party: WHAT
Theoreol: actually keep trying to retake my body, I'll need it back after this
MC: Mini Theoreol for some reason!

Alphecca: Explanations later, get body now!
Rakta: Agreed!
Obsidius: R-right, my tons of questions can wait!
Alphecca and Obsidius attack!
MC: Rakta, now!
Rakta: Understood! (grabs Theoreol's body)
Theoreol: thank you! okay, next part
Mini Theoreol jumps off from MC's hand and rejoins his body!
Theoreol: everything is in order, next part of plan!
Obsidius: Which would be!?
Monster: REEEE
Obsidius: We're tryina talk here, dammit!
The Monster swings two arms at the party! Obsidius counterdrills so hard the boss falls over and explodes!
MC: whoa

Rakta: Wow! Shouldn't it be dead now!?
Obsidius: Probably not yet... well we got a few seconds at least. (turns to Theoreol)
Obsidius: Shouldn't you be telling us you'll do something dangerous before you do it?
The party agrees.
Theoreol: I suppose I should have! I wanted to analyze the Monster's acid body trait, so I needed to grab a sample to do so. Preferably, while the Monster was whole. I split off part of myself for preservation, even though I never done this before. thankfully it did work! fascinating how I learned something new about myself! anyways I am making a counter agent and need a little more time...
Party: (frowns)
MC: But still!

Alphecca: ...let me speak, MC. First, thank you Theoreol! We'd be done for if we couldn't counter the acid attack, and we are forever friends! Now, I can't fault you for putting your life on the line since I am doing it too, but I will still ask. WHY!?
Obsidius and Rakta: (stares)
Theoreol: ...I have no rational explanation. All I can say is... I wanted us to go on together, wherever that turns out to be.
MC: Oh... / what?
Theoreol: I have been traveling for a long time, just moving and gathering information. I wasn't meant to find my own meaning in life like people do. I just happened to land here and planned to leave quickly after I was done. but then I met you all.
He sounds a bit emotional for once instead of flat.
Theoreol: you talked to me, openly curious. you threw yourselves in danger without hesitation, just like imperfect people always have. and traveling with such people? it's...fun. and I want to stay together longer before I have to go my own way.
Alphecca: (smiles and nods)

Theoreol: I want to know. (puts hands on chest)
Theoreol: you are all imperfect, which is why I find you so interesting. and as imperfect as I am, I may never reach perfection. there is no end point for my data collection, but I still want to know more about this world and the people in it. what will I find in the end? I will bet my life as many times as it takes to find out!
Beep beep!
Phone: New Path detected. Subject: Theoreol. Connectivity: Very High
MC: Oh!
Theoreol: (stares at MC's phone)
Monster: REEEE
Obsidius: Dammit, it's back again!
Rakta: MC, Theoreol, get back!
Alphecca: We must not waste Theoreol's efforts! Let's go!
The party readies to fight!

Theoreol: MC, does your phone shining like that mean I can be a hero too?
MC: uhh, yes?
Theoreol: ...ah! this is like what happened with Alphecca, though the light color is different. since it happened after talking about my hopes like Alphecca did, I hypothesized it would be the same. so I can fight like they can? (stares)
Theoreol: ...will you transform me then? I wonder what hero power I will get? if it helps to analyze the Monster...no wait, if it helps me save you, then I'll happily become a hero.
He sounds determined.
MC: ...okay, let's do it!
Theoreol: please!
click. Ta-dah! Hero Theoreol!

Theoreol: hmm...
Obsidius: Wait what!?
Alphecca: Haha! Now we can stand on the battlefield together!
Rakta: Let us cure the town's ills together!
Theoreol: interesting!
Theoreol's lab equipment Parallel Weapon glows and makes something!
Theoreol: I can use myself to make items! anti-acid potion, coming right up!
Theoreol pours a topical potion on the party!
Alphecca: Ooh!
Rakta: Instant medicine creation!? Details, later, please!
MC: Wow, Theoreol! / why is it slimy?
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(C) Theoreol: that is because I'm using space eel mucus as the main ingredient!
Alphecca: WHAT! oh well, I will deal with it
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Obsidius: Let's get the Monster!
MC: Wave battle, ride on!
BATTLE START (more happens after)

Alphecca: Go! (throws spears)
Monster: REEEE
Theoreol: your acid attack won't work anymore
That Anti-Acid Potion is still working.
MC: Take it down!
Rakta: Roger! Obsidius, here!
Rakta pours water to cast a buff on Obsidius!
Obsidius: Got it!
Obsidius's weapon shines even brighter!
Obsidius: Get nailed already!
BOOM
The Monster dies and doesn't even get to scream LOVELY!
MC: ...is it dead yet? / You did it!
Theoreol: yes it seems the main body is dead now
Obsidius: We should still check around just in case
Alphecca: I think we should check back on the townspeople first
Rakta: Yes, maybe people got hurt!
The party returns to town. There...
MC: Wow...
The pretty lights are back!
End of Episode

Fortune Superstitions with Oni and Dragons Prologue (Abridged)

Everything Amanojaku does blows up on him for as long as he lived, even though he wanted things to turn out normally despite never giving any thought as to what "normal" is. He just knows things are a certain way, and him trying to do something turns out weird because of how he was made to be. And until he came to Tokyo, he never knew that things could be flipped around and stay the same, or that him flipping himself over could actually help someone.
Shinjuku Shrine, New Year's Eve
The Summoners are helping Touji out again.
MC: The crowds are huge already. Tomorrow's gonna be hell!
Touji: Indeed. Thanks for coming, MC. You should join with everyone else inside.
MC: Okay. What about you?
Touji: I still have work to do, but don't worry about me. Say hi for me to our two new volunteers.
MC: who
Touji: Oh right. They should be here already and--
The priest calls for Touji!
Touji: Oops. The others can tell you. See you later.

Inside
Ryouta: Hey MC!
Gullinbursti: Master! Let me warm you with me fur!
Kengo: But the heat's on already
Shirou: SHUT UP. Here MC, have some bean soup.
It's the rest of the gang and two strangers!
Moritaka: We were just getting acquainted.
It's Qinglong and Amanojaku!
MC: Oh. Is that who Touji was talking about?
Moritaka: Qinglong, Amanojaku, this is our guildmaster MC. Now you finally meet after coincidentally never seeing each other around before.
Qinglong: Hello, I am Qinglong, one of the Four Heavenly Spirits and a hermit dragon who protects the new year.
Chinese Flash!
MC: oh god praise be
Qinglong: On a less dramatic note, I teach at Umamichi. Nice to meet you.
MC: In Asakusa with Motosumi and everyone else? / You work with Tianjun?
(C) Qinglong: I do. You know him?

Qinglong: I retired from my old post and gave it to someone else before coming here and--oh, let's leave it at that. Your turn Amanojaku.
Amanojaku: H-hello... I'm from Wa no Kuni, I go to Umamichi as a 1st year high schooler and, uh...I live with Qinglong as his roommate.
MC: (greet) / You live together? / so cute and humble
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(B) Qinglong: Yes, because of Reasons™.
(C) Amanojaku: WHAT
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Amanojaku: ...um, nice to meet you.
Amanojaku: (confused staring)
Moritaka: Something wrong?
Moritaka: Sorry, did we put you off? Let's relax and eat together.
Amanojaku: Oh, it's not like that! I'm just tired or something?
Qinglong: (stares)

Qinglong: Oh yes we didn't have much for dinner. Pass the soup?
Shirou: Here you go. Have some too, MC.
Gullinbursti: I made mochi earlier! Have some of that as well.
Swarming Evils!
Shirou: Okay okay settle down, this is the last helping for you little things.
MC: (eat) / where's Agyou? / where's Hanuman?
(A) Shirou: Don't choke from eating too fast, okay?
Qinglong: I can help with my Tai Chi Chuan​ if you do choke!
Amanojaku: Oh my god you can't just kill MC!
(B) Ryouta: He's busy and said he'll come later.
(C) Ryouta: Umamichi New Years thing. He'll swing by later.

Ryouta: Oh right, Inaba said he'll be here to help midday tomorrow.
Amanojaku: Wow, so many friends...
Ryouta: You're a friend too now!
Amanojaku: O-oh, thank you. I'll try my best to be a good friend.
And so everyone starts talking about what they need to do and what they want to do next year.
Gullinbursti: Training! For Master!
Moritaka: Me too!
Gullinbursti: Let's train in the mountains together!
Kengo: Ooh! Ooh! Me to--
Shirou: Stop racking up extra classes for once. Actually, go take your extra classes seriously first.
Ryouta: Please be gentle on him. MC, you have any plans?
MC: Good health! / Money! / uhhhh
(A) Ryouta: Yeah! Good food!
Qinglong: I want to try new dishes.
Ryouta: Are you a foodie? I know lots of good spots!
(B) Ryouta: omg same, gotta save for seasonal sweets.
Qinglong: It's good to have goals. Ryouta, do you know much about food? I'm looking for new things to try.
Ryouta: I know tons of stuff!
(C) Ryouta: I know that feel. How can I pick just one?
Qinglong: A good problem to have. I hope to find new foods myself.
Ryouta: Ooh, I know lots of places you can check!

Qinglong: Wonderful!
Amanojaku: Sensei, you've been getting fatter lately.
Qinglong: Nooo, spare me on the holidays!
Amanojaku: No ordering extra junk food next year. Also cut your peach supply in half.
Qinglong: NOOO NOT MY PEACHES
Qinglong begs on bended knees. Amanojaku is holding back a smile. The party is baffled.
Moritaka: You two get along so well. Are you hoping for anything next year, Amanojaku?
Amanojaku: U-uhh...
He seems to be keeping quiet.
Amanojaku: ...I-I want to live with my feet firmly planted on the ground. No surprise turnarounds! Uhh... I caused a lot of problems since coming to Tokyo so I want to be helpful to people next year.
Moritaka: Commendable! Is that why you're here volunteering?
Amanojaku: Oh, uh, not really...
Qinglong: Amanojaku's under probation and this is part of his rehabilitation.
MC: what?

Gullinbursti: I do not understand these words
Ryouta: Amanojaku got arrested and has to show he's a good boy now?
Qinglong: Yes, something like that. I'm Amanojaku's probation officer.
Shocked gang!
Amanojaku: (looks ashamed)
Kengo: tf you mean he's a crazy punk? He helped carry things earlier just fine!
Shirou: Oh, sometimes officers pick up newly summoned Transients to keep them from committing crimes out of culture shock.
Moritaka: Amazing, Amanojaku! I'll help if you need it!
MC: I know how it is. Don't worry about it.
Amanojaku: Um, they told me they've never seen anyone like me befo--(looks down)--um, thank you. I'll do my b--
BEEP BEEP

Shirou: Whoops, my alarm for the New Years fireworks. I set it to remind us when it's five minutes before it's--!!
Gang: ON NO
Ryouta: Okay still five minutes. Let's not trip and spill and soup!
Kengo: Who cares about soup anymore!?
Gullinbursti: Ride me, Master!
Moritaka: I'll lead us to the special seats Touji got for us!
Shirou: Evils, get into my jacket!
And so everyone hurries outside.

Outside
Agyou: WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN
Touji: Why did I expect this to be any different?
MC: We made it! Hey guys, how much longer?
Touji: We must thank the priest for letting us greet New Years together.
Agyou: Yeah! Also, two minutes to go.
Qinglong and Amanojaku bring up the rear.
Agyou: There you guys are. The gang's cool, right? Sometimes.
Amanojaku: Y-yeah.
Moritaka: Isn't it hard to see back there?
Ryouta: How about you stand in front of MC?
MC: Yeah!
Qinglong: ...go on. I'm the tallest, so I'm fine standing in the back.
Amanojaku: Okay, thank you.
Amanojaku: (Something felt weird when I shook MC's hand earlier. Also I don't think I've seen fireworks with anyone before..)

Fireworks time!
Gang: Happy New Year!
MC: And happy New Year to you, Qinglong and Amanojaku!
Amanojaku: Well...no, yeah. Happy New Year's.
Qinglong: May fate smile on you.
Fireworks continue. When the show ends, people start lining up. The party joins in.
Amanojaku: ...Sensei, why are we doing the rehabilitation here?
Qinglong: To show you we are special and not special.
Amanojaku: ...I hope I can make friends. Especially with MC>
Qinglong: Huh. Why's that?
Amanojaku: My Madness seems different this time, like I'm not along. Or something.
Qinglong: Oh. I'm glad we came. I thought Fuxi of the Three Emperors recommending this place was strange, but he was right.
Somewhere Else
Fuxi: ASIAN SNEEZE SUPERSTITION! Oof, maybe I should have stayed home. Nah, Sister was never one to sit still. SIIIISTER!

Shrine
Amanojaku: Sensei, what's Fuxi like?
Qinglong: U-uhhh...you'll see him soon. Quick, let's catch up.
Amanojaku and Qinglong rejoin the party! So does Touji.
Touji: Sorry to crash the fun, but could you start helping control the lines? And look out for lost children.
MC: Time to work!
Moritaka: Understood.
Qinglong: ...you'll be okay with them. You'll see.
Amanojaku: Right. I'll help too!
MC: Let's go! / It's okay to rest if you haven't slept!
---
(A) Amanojaku: O-okay!
(BC) Amanojaku: I-I'll be okay!
---
Amanojaku: (Boy I hope I don't flip out here.)
Amanojaku: Oh right. Sensei, I'm not helping you if you pass out drunk today.
Qinglong: !?
And so begins the new year.
End of Episode

Live A Hero Aqua Vacation Thermae Panic Episode 6 (Abridged)

Heading for the Monster's lair!
MC: Huh, big place. Not picking anything up yet. / Keep your guard up!
---
(C) Obsidius: Right! But don't get too worked up, okay?
---
Alphecca: Does this enormous place really connect to the water's source?
Rakta: Yes, I've asked the townspeople offscreen on our way in.
Alphecca: Oh okay. Now, Theoreol? (stops walking)
Theoreol: yes?
Alphecca: We're going to be fighting. Can you go somewhere safe?
Theoreol: hmm. it is indeed rational not to take noncombatants for no good reason.
Alphecca: No, I'm just worried about you! I know it's literally only been a day, but you're our friend now...

Theoreol: oooh. in that case I am coming and you will not deter me. being a homonculus means I can keep out of the way. also you called me a friend, and friends stay together, yes?
Alphecca: Uhhh, I suppose but still...?
Theoreol: you can't expect me to stay away when something as interesting as a giant Monster is around!
MC: tell us how you really feel, geez
Rakta: Ha! I agree with you but I guess I worried for nothing.
Obsidius: Yeah, same!
Alphecca: Indeed! I shall say no more on this. We are all in this together to the end.
Theoreol: ...so this is friendship? interesting! let's go.

Later
Rakta: I'm still shocked this is the reason we're visiting the aquifers.
Theoreol: agreed
Obsidius: Yeah same! Dammit, I could be doing mineral research if it weren't for Monsters causing problems again! ...oh yeah, can I ask you something Theoreol?
Theoreol: yes?
Obsidius: Why are you here in Acques? Research?
Theoreol: how very late to be asking! but yes. I was interested in the medicinal water. I planet hop because information gathering is my purpose and function.
Alphecca: Huh.
Theoreol: I said I was made by an alchemist from a planet that exploded. he wanted to know if something imperfect can become perfect, even though he also said I was an accident.
MC: Huh. Is that what alchemy is?

Alphecca: My kingdom's research into alchemy was like that as well.
Theoreol: fascinating how different planets researched into the same tech lines. on my planet, it was meant to guide imperfect lives to perfection. immortality, perfect health, that sort of thing.
Rakta: And you were some side product of medicine research?
Alphecca: Were you some sort of experimental prototype?
Theoreol: yes, but I happened to be different. homonculi are supposed to keep a stable form, but I cannot. I was also supposed to know what I needed upon creation, but I have my information absorption ability instead. my creator died without ever giving me a rational explanation for my existence. and then the planet blew up. since then I kept up my research to understand my purpose for being and maybe understand his thinking.
Obsidius: ...damn, I know how it is to want to know your origins and identity.
MC: Tough. I hope you figure something out! / ...is that your dream?
---
(AB) Theoreol: fortunately I have far more time than most!
(C) Theoreol: maybe? I just imitate organic life like mechanical lifeforms do. was I given the ability to dream? if I do, that would be fascinating!
---
Theoreol: let's keep going
Alphecca: This has been interesting, but you are correct!
Obsidius: Let's step on it.
Rakta: Agreed!

Later
The party finds a huge door. MC senses EVILLLL!
MC: It's way inside! Get ready!
Obsidius: MC, Theoreol, get back! (holds up jackhamer)
Obsidius used Drill! It doesn't seem to be very effective...
Alphecca: Oh. Obsidius, I will help you!
Rakta: ...wait! I'm guessing, but maybe this is the same thing that happened in the bathhouse today?
Obsidius: ...OH! Maybe the Monster melted things down to block the door.
Alphecca: What do we do then?
Obsidius: I got this!
Obsidius tells the party to back up, then charges the door with his Parallel Weapon!
Obsidius: Hell yeah!
Obsidius jams that thing right in! The jackhammer gets halfway through when it starts throwing him off!
Obsidius: Shit that bitch is tough!
MC: Wait, lemme send some VP!

Obsidius: Nah, it's cool! It's just like that!
More jackhammering!
Rakta: Oh my!
Alphecca: It hardens when pushed away?
Obsidius's Parallel Weapon shines and hardens every time it hits something and goes off course, eventually opening the way!
Obsidius: (There's definitely molten ore blocking the other side. Something new! Except I just had to be busy with hero stuff now, dammit. Life is awesome!)
Obsidius (narrating): When I was little, everything was new, unknown, exciting. Even who my family was! I was found as a baby inside an escape pod, even though there wasn't anything going down nearby. Or maybe any records of anything happening got retgone. Anyways I grew up in an orphanage.

Flashback!
Orphanage Director: Whatcha looking at?
Obsidius: The sky.
Director: Cool. What's there?
Obsidius: What's this? What's that? Why anything? Will I find people like me past that horizon?
Director: ...hmm. Here, have this.
Obsidius (narrating): Sometimes I thought I don't know myself since I don't know where my home is. Still, I wanted to know about EVERYTHING. Then the director gave me a donated encyclopedia.
Obsidius: Wow, thanks! Are my bracelets in here?
Director: Maybe? But even if they aren't, it's nice for you to learn more. Maybe you'll figure it out one day.
Obsidius: Okay!
Obsidius (narrating): And that's how it all began.

Later on
Obsidius: Was this rock in my book? Hmm...
Obsidius (narrating): Every day I'd find something new, then try to look it up in my encylopedia.
Obsidius: Found it!
Boy A: Obsidius! We have to go back soon!
Obsidius: Oh no! I'll be right there!
Boy A: Are rocks that cool?
Obsidius: Totally!
Obsidius (narrating): My heart really hammered every time I learned something new. Eventually...

Way later on
Obsidius: You said this ruin was safe! Bitch is collapsing on us!
Marfik: Ha! Pro tip, Obsidius. Trouble ALWAYS happens in adventures! Now RUUUUUN!
Obsidius: DAMMIT
One escape later
Marfik: Oh wow we made it. Close call!
Obsidius: We got DICK all! And you're laughing?
Marfik: Oh no we got something. Look!
Obsidius: ...an alternate entrance?
Marfik: And it's not in the papers! A new discovery!
Obsidius: ...hey I haven't seen these building materials before. Well damn!
Obsidius (narrating): And that's how I became a college professor.

Present
MC: Are you sure you don't need the extra VP?
Obsidius: Naw, I'm good thanks! (levels Parallel Weapon) I'm not kicking the bucket with so much unlearned!
Obsidius cracks through the door!
Obsidius: Got it! Let's go!
Alphecca: Amazing! Thank you Obsidius!
Obsidius: No big deal! I said I can hammer through anything. Now for the big boss!
MC: Let's finish things here! Careful as you can, it's up ahead!

Title Card: Rigorous Water Surface

MC: There's the boss! Oh my god it's huge!
The underground lake that feeds Acques's water. And the big boss Monster looming over it.
Alphecca: So that's our target this time.
Obsidius: Seems so. Time to nail it down!
Theoreol: indeed. I have research to do!
Rakta: Me too!
Alphecca: Yes! This may be another memory of our vacation trip, but I want us to enjoy our times together! Destroy the beast!
MC: Get ready!
The party runs up to the boss! It slowly moves...
Boss Monster: REEEEE
Obsidius: Damn it's way stronger than the slimes it spawned.
Alphecca: It must still fall like one!
Rakta: Let's go, everyone!
Rakta's waters circle Alphecca and Obsidius. Alphecca and Obsidius point their weapons at the boss!
Party: NOW!
BATTLE START (more happens after)

MC: It's big but slow!
Rakta: Casting support!
Alphecca: Moving in!
Obsidius: Me too!
Pow!
Alphecca: We hit it! Now...
MC: Aim for the core!
Obsidius: Roger!
Obsidius attacks!
Obsidius: Damn it's tougher than I thought.
Obsidius barely scratched the core!
Boss Monster: REEEE
Boss Monster uses Fury Attack!
Alphecca: Oh no, MC! Theoreol! OOF!

Rakta: Alphecca!
Obsidius: Well played, dick! MC, Theoreol, you two okay!?
The Boss Monster's blocked attack and adds are starting to melt through the party's suits!
MC: Thanks Alphecca! / We're okay! What about you three!?
---
(A) Alphecca: ...okay you two seem fine. Regroup!
---
Rakta: Anyone hurt! ...doesn't look like it, but I should check again later.
Obsidius: This one's a toughie!
Alphecca: Too strong to approach...
Rakta: But we don't have any other ideas to stop it, so...
Obsidius: Yeah. Kill it first before it gets us.
MC: Can't we do something besides brute force???
Obsidius: But we don't have any other cards in hand.
Alphecca: And it might attack the citizens sooner or later!
Rakta: That settles it. Let's go!
The party readies to attack!
Theoreol: we have a new card to play actually
MC: wait what!?

Theoreol: you know how this boss Monster has an acid attack trait? we can win if we can stop that somehow, yes? and our problem is figuring out that somehow?
Obsidius: Well yeah!
Rakta: Do you have an idea!?
Theoreol: I saw this coming! okay, so...
MC: Wait, what are you gonna do? It's dangerous!
Theoreol: well... this isn't a very rational plan and I don't even know why I am suggesting it. no time to explain, but would you trust me?
MC: ...okay / I'm worried about you / (check with the party)
(A) Theoreol: I knew you'd say that. thank you, MC!
(B) Theoreol: I've been thinking about it already, but that is a nice feeling. which is why I am suggesting this illogical plan and ask that you let me do it!

Alphecca: ...you are sure about whatever it is you are planning?
Theoreol: it is illogical and risky, but... I want to do whatever I can.
Alphecca: ...okay then!
Rakta: We'll help if anything goes wrong!
Obsidius: Let's break through this thing!
MC: Theoreol! / ...I'm still against it, but we'll help, whatever happens.
Theoreol slowly approaches the Boss Monster!
Theoreol: these people could stand to distrust me a little more actually. I could run off on them, and I didn't even explain a thing about my plan. people can be so fascinating!
Theoreol somehow manages to reach the Boss Monster!
Theoreol: here goes! (dives into Monster)
Party: WHAT
MC: Theoreol!
End of Episode

Oedo Christmas Epilogue (Abridged)

Asakusa
Motosumi: Wakey wakey MC, you got a student council meeting to go to!
MC: Morning! / (hug) / deja vu I've been here before
---
(A) Motosumi: wait what you're up already? Whatever, breakfast is up. Get ready!
(B) Motosumi: It's too early for this, breakfast is ready already!
---
Hey look, someone's sweeping outside this early in the day.
Takemaru: Mornin' MC!
MC: Morning! Breakfast is up!
Takemaru: I'll finish up here first. Go on!

Later
Breakfast time! Everyone is looking at Gouryou being there at this time of day.
Takemaru: Are you today's flying pig to be up already?
Gouryou: Tee hee, I just felt like being up for once. MC, you busy tonight?
MC: I'm going to Asakusa's Fluffy Yoshiwara's Xmas party.
Gouryou: Me too! Let's go together.
MC: How about you guys? / I want it to be just us
(A) Motosumi: The Christian heresy, right in my Buddhist temple!? Eh, the kiddos like it so whatever.
(B) Gouryou: (whispers) After the party then. Don't get cold feet, eh?

Later
Umamichi school gate. Something's coming this way...
MC: (blind dodge) / (home run smash) / (awesome catch)
Nezha: Oh my god MC can you see the future???
Hanuman: Are you a ninja???
Girimekhala: Sorry about that MC.
Nezha: Join our snowball fight?
MC: Sorry, student council business. But hey, you three busy tonight? Christmas party stuff!
Inside
Gorozaemon: BOO!
MC: (make a face) / (boo back) / (humor them)
(AB) Gorozaemon: aww yesss
(C) Gorozaemon: Wait did you know this was coming? You better watch yourself while I pull out the big guns.

Li Chou: Wow bestie, Gorozaemon got me good when they did that to me!
Today's agenda: what do about Umamichi's New Years collab event?
Li Chou: Should we invite Hotei?
Gorozaemon: Or I can ask my guildmates for actors and stuff.
MC: Maybe Goemon then? The Entertainers, right? / I wanna go on stage too!
---
(AB) Gorozaemon: Not a bad idea.
(C) Gorozaemon: Nice!
---
Li Chou: Maybe I should do something new too...
MC: How about Fluffy Yoshiwara's Xmas party?
Gorozaemon: That sounds awesome! You know how many youkais were on the down low over there? I was thinking of going too.
Li Chou: There!? Really!?
Gorozaemon: Wanna come with?
SLAM
Girl A: Oh god, Shibamata raid incoming!
MC: yeah yeah I got this

Outside
Taishakuten: Fight back dammit!
Sanat Kumara: Some other day, please.
Taishakuten: Then I guess Asakusa is MINE!
MC: Wait I can explain all this again!
Taishakuten: What!?
One explanation later
Taishakuten: (crying projectile tears) Why didn't you say so!?
Sanat: Don't you have your own Christmas thing to get ready for?
Taishakuten: Oh shit that's right! I promised to be Santa!
MC: Wanna come to Fluffy Yoshiwara after that?
Sanat: How brave. So how about it, Taishakuten? Scoping out the enemy and all that.
Taishakuten: Hmm, makes sense.
Sanat: ...wait does that mean I have to come too?
MC: Yep. See you then!

Some diner
Gouryou: Tee hee
Typhon: (concerned) oh no did he finally go looney toons?
Seth: Sorry man, I didn't know you were down that bad.
Gouryou: Excuse you, I got a date tonight!
Typhon: oh geez, he forgot about our babe hunting plans tonight
Gouryou: It's with MC!
Seth and Typhon stand up and start shaking Gouryou.
Typhon: WHAT
Seth: Yeah, what!?
Gouryou: Hey it's not like it's a Christmas date. You guys can come too!
Typhon: Awesome!
Seth: F-fine, I guess I can go!
Gouryou: Cool, nobody's staying home like a loser tonight!

Police station
Horus: Good work on Christmas too, Otter, Nobumichi.
Nobumichi: You too Horus. I mean, Boss.
Otter: I'm glad we got done by noon! You got plans later, Lord Horus?
Horus: I've cleared them for the day. Shall we get changed given what day it is?
Nobumichi: what???
Horus and Otter put on Santa suits.
Horus: How do I look, Nobumichi?
Otter: Sorry I couldn't get one for you too...
Nobumichi: Uh, no worries?
Horus: Stop standing there and get ready for the Christmas party?
Nobumichi: what?????
Nobumichi: actually, it's all cool if you guys made up or whatever just happened.
Otter: Oh right I forgot to tell you something!
Nobumichi: W-what!?
Otter: (dramatic samurai pose) I'm from Kamui Kotan and I'm Horus's aide! I'm also a klutz who likes it when my masters at Fluffy Yoshiwara pat me on the head and call me a good cute boy!
Nobumichi: you can't just drop these things on me so casually???
Otter: Let's go already!

Fluffy Yoshiwara
The party gets a redo of the Christmas day they all fell into Edo!
Nobumichi: I didn't know you were so precious, Otter!
Otter: Come visit whenever!
Ulaanbaatar: You guys I made the effort to come in early today! Did you guys at the popo get here even earlier?
Horus: I must work harder than anyone to keep my place by Uncle!
Nobumichi: Hi I'm Nobumichi. Y'all know each other?
Ulaan: I'm a firefighter. Nice meeting ya!
Turing: Hello loves, big party today I see.
The Creators are here!

Sphinx: Tindalos, look! This place is awesome!
Enigma: Stop shaking the camera. We can't see.
Tindalos: Get back into the corner, you! HEY CHAT WE LIVE ON STREAM!
Horus: Sphinx? Don't run and trip.
Sphinx: (GASP) Lord Horus!? Then is that guy--
Otter: w-what
Sphinx: Ha. You really think you can be his aide? Call me senpai and maybe I'll test you, nerd!
Horus: Please stop ruining your wise image when you speak.
Otter: I win, "Senpai"!
Sphinx: LET'S GO, YOU AND ME RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
Horus sighs.
Nobumichi: Is that what you're into, Horus? Do I need to go chibi too?
Horus: RUUUUDE

Akiha Gongen: You were here, Baatar-senpai!?
Ulaanbaatar: Hey Akiha. Like my Santa suit?
Akiha: It's okay? At least buckle up a little.
Ulaan: But I've been working soooo hard lately~
Akiha: When!?
Horus: So Turing, figure anything out about our Edo trip and why we restarted this day?
Turing: According to my research we fell underneath Tokyo. Rather obvious in hindsight, isn't it.
Horus: Right, the Tokyo Dungeons and the past memories within.
Turing: Yes, but we got to see a layer deeper to what the area was like before the Walls. Deeper truth? Hmm. Then someone made the well disappear like it was never there. Maybe it was a security hole? The unknowns at the highest heights and lowest depths. Maybe the Walls DON'T extend infinitely up and down. Some Wa no Kuni landers say Tokyo looks a lot like their home world, and we did see memories of a time when Tokyo was still connected to the outside.
Horus: Then does that mean even deeper beneath Edo is...?
Turing: ...maybe the well was inconvenient to Tokyo's enclosure and that's why we all got loaded to an earlier save state. Or maybe the Game blew up because MC clipped through the floor when they fell into the well. Scary thought, isn't it? Small scale loops still have some memory retention. Far as I know, the most likely person who could fiddle with the game outside its bounds is someone high up from Utopia. Just guessing though, love. We'll know some day.

Guess who's finally here?
MC: Hey guys! / wait am I last? / Otter! Pets!
(A) Horus: Uncle! I'm sorry I wasn't out earlier to pick you up...
Gouryou: What, am I not good enough? Kidding.
(B) Ulaanbaatar: Eyyyy, MC baby! I've been waiting like a good boy, so how about you say hi to me with a kiss~?
Gouryou: S'up firefighter? Aren't you busy this time of year?
Ulaan: Detective! Aren't you busy too?
(C) Otter: Lay it on me!
Gouryou: Hello, regular customer here.
Otter: I didn't forget! Thanks for coming!

And now the rest of the random guests! Umamichi gang! Taishakuten! Seth and Typhon!
Gorozaemon: Wow you know enough people to start your own Night Parade, MC.
Otter: Boss!? You know MC?
Gorozaemon: Student council buddies. Also why are you calling me Boss?
Otter: Uhh, nothing.
Gorozaemon: Okay? You remind me of an otter youkai I met...
Otter: HEY LET'S GO INSIDE EVERYBODY!
Seth and Horus: (sees each other) oh
MC: uhh...

Seth: You're lucky it's Christmas punk.
Sphinx: HOW DA--
Horus: It's okay Sphinx, right now I would win. So get strong enough to protect your brother.
Seth: W-well yeah I will! ...bro!
Horus faintly smiles at this. Sphinx makes a face at Seth.
Horus: That said, I'm stronger than you so Uncle is mine.
Seth: HEY
Gouryou: oh hang on now, I'm the shogun's assistant here. MC's mine~!
Ulaanbaatar: No, I am!
Turing: You lads never learn. Otter, do the thing.
Chibi BEEEAAAAM!
Otter: Now let's all sit in MC's lap together! Except for me, I'll be sitting next to MC!
Horus, Gouryou, and Ulaan: MAKE IT STOP
Later
Turing: Being human is such rubbish sometimes. Bodily fatigue? What a scam.
Someone brings tea.
Turing: MC? Oh thank you love, I was thinking I needed to get out of my laboratory mo--!?
Purple: Hello Snow White, dinner is served... oh, nice to meet you and sorry for staring. You look just like the snow.
Turing: It's okay. You remind me of someone who said that before.
Someone calls.
Purple: Yes, Koun! Excuse me...
Turing: Life can be so strange sometimes.
The End

Live A Hero Aqua Vacation Thermae Panic Episode 5 (Abridged)

Monster raid! Aques's space plants are losing their light!
MC: what?
Invasion of darkness.
Alphecca: What!?
Obsidius: Rakta!
Rakta: Right, the Monsters are likely absorbing the city's ether.
Obsidius: So the plants that drink the water with all ether in it? Damn.
MC: Obsidius, explain / Rakta, explain
(A) Obsidius: They're going after the whole damn city!
(B) Rakta: The Monsters are targetting everything in town!

Alphecca: Oh. So we're outgunned. We probably can't save the whole city even if we call for help...
Rakta: We can still figure out a safe place to evacuate though.
MC: Low ether zones. So inside or somewhere away from the water.
Rakta: Correct!
Obsidius: So we got two jobs to do. Lead the evacuation...
Alphecca: And hold out for Theoreol.
Rakta: Indeed. Put a refuge announcement on stream.
Obsidius: And kick Monster ass, got it!
MC: Not like we got anything better, so let's do it!

Alphecca: Obsidius and I will take point! You two guard the civilians!
Obsidius: We gonna smash them all!
The two start wiping out slimes.
Rakta: MC, let's go! Watch your feet!
MC uses their phone as a flashlight.
Rakta: People, this way to safety!
Citizen A: We're saved...
Rakta: It's okay now. You look fine, so could you lend a hand?
Citizen A: O-okay!
Rakta: Tell everyone who's hurt to go to the hospital and not the bathhouse. Those are dangerous right now.
Citizen A: I haven't been to the hospital in forever, but okay.
Rakta: Thank you! MC, let's keep going!

MC and Rakta head on! All the randos look dead inside.
Rakta: I am a doctor and here to help! What's wrong?
Rando: (mumble)
Rakta: Come again?
Rando: I said GO AWAY
Rakta: Uh, there is literally an attack going on right now.
Rando: Aques is doomed! What does it matter anymore!?
Rakta: H-how can you give up like that? You are perfectly physically healthy for one!
Rando: Then do something about our home, bitch!
Rakta: !?
MC: Hey wait let's all calm down for a sec...
Rakta: Oh, sorry. I panicked there... I'm useless again...
Rakta starts having a hospital flashback!

Title Card: The Light of Mercy Shining in the Depths

Flashback!
Rakta: Hello, how are you today?
Patient: (stares)
Rakta: It's time for your check-up... okay, you're on the road to recovery. You should be okay to leave in a month at this rate. Let me know if anything hurts!
Rakta (narrating): I was in charge of a surgery patient after a disaster damaged their legs. They said there was no pain, but they never got out of bed.
Rakta: Nice day out, huh?
Patient: Close the curtains.
Rakta: Oh...okay.
Rakta (narrating): The disaster destroyed the patient's home, so they're a refugee on the moon. I didn't understand what it meant to lose your home.

Rakta: Hello, nice day out again!
Patient: (stares)
Rakta: Check up again! ...okay things are on track. How about a walk around the hospital instead of going outside?
Patient: Sorry, I don't want to see the outside.
Rakta: Oh...okay, sorry.
Rakta (narrating): So there's a mental shock from losing their home and all their family, but a psych specialist said they didn't pick up any PTSD or mental illness somehow! There's counseling specialists on staff, but I wanted to help too.
Another day
Rakta: Hello and how are you today?
Patient: (stares)
Rakta: Check up again...and you're doing great! How about looking outside?
Patient: ...no thank you.
Rakta: ...could you tell me why not?
Patient: ...I don't want to be reminded that my home blew up! Doctor, do you have any concept of a home?
Rakta: !!
Patient: I'll never see any of it again!

Rakta (narrating): The word "home" doesn't have any emotional meaning to me. I've lived on the Moon my whole life, but nothing ever stayed the same. Literally none of my school friends live there anymore. Heck, everyone in my proximity changes by the month. How do I form connections like that when it all changes by the minute?
Rakta: I'm sorry, I don't know what people mean by home. Would you mind telling me about yours?
Patient: Doctor...
Rakta (narrating): And so the patient started telling me about their home every day and all the little joys that come with it.
Later
Rakta: Congratulations on getting dischaged!
Patient: Thank you.
Rakta (narrating): The patient never looked outside during their whole stay, and I never managed to get their feelings. I don't know if I did the right thing, and maybe I'd have done something different if I did understand them. I became a hero soon after that. I healed many people, but still never understood how to give people emotional support.

Present
Obsidius: (blocks for Rakta) Look out!
Rakta: Ah!
MC: Rakta!
Obsidius: Get hammered!
One more Monster defeated!
Rakta: I'm sorry everyone...
Alphecca: I'm not sure why you're spacing out, but remember why you're here!
Obsidius: Yeah! Remember who you are and why you're standing there.
MC: You aren't alone. We're here too.
Rakta: ...right. How could I forget something so important?

Rakta: (turns to Rando) I can't promise to fix your home. But...
Rando: W-what?
Rakta shows Rando the herbarium souvenir he picked up earlier. It's still glowing.
Rakta: As long as you remember what your home was like, you can take all the time you need to get back on your feet! Your doctor will be with you.
Rando: ...
Rando: ...okay fine, you win. Geez. I'll believe in you, so protect our city!
Rakta: Of course!
Rakta gives Rando a firm handshark and sees him off to safety. Loud digivice noises!
Phone: New Path detected. Subject: Rakta. Connectivity: Very High.
MC: Oh!
Click. Ta-dah! Variant Rakta!

Rakta: W-what? Amazing! Make way, the doctor is in!
Obsidius: Damn, wow.
Alphecca: Impressive!
MC: The city's lights are coming back!
Water pouring from Rakta's jar flows into the canals and restores the plants' glow!
Rando A: What?
Rando B: Oh my god!
Cheering across town!
Rakta: Everyone, let's go! I'll support you as we excise the evil tumor!
Rakta's water turns into light that surrounds the party!
Alphecca: Wow.
Obsidius: Yeah, it's like power's flowing into me!
MC: Awesome! Hammer those Monsters down!
BATTLE START (more happens after)

Rakta: Casting support!
Alphecca: Let's go!
Obsidius: Hell yeah!
Alphecca and Obsidius start squishing slimes!
Obsidius: I can do this all night!
MC: More incoming!
Slime Monster: (blubs in reinforcement)
Alphecca: More fiends to spear then!
Mowing down slimes~.
MC: They're still spawning...
Obsidius: Don't forget, we're just stalling really. Look!

Theoreol: hello everyone I am back with my investigation results
MC: Oh my god yes! What'd you find out!?
Theoreol: first, I analyzed the Monsters. they're all one being
Rakta: What!?
Theoreol: I said what I said. but if you need a more detailed explanation, let me set up my presentation...
Obsidius: Tell us AFTER we kill these ones first!
Theoreol: oh, right. okay these slimes are like divided cells
MC: what / oh!
(C) Theoreol: thank you for being quick on the uptake

Theoreol: dumbed down explanation: the slimes are split off bits from a main boss. also they have a hive mind, and they're after--
Rakta: Ether. We first saw them at that souvenir stand, with the herbariums with glowing plants.
Alphecca: Then we saw them at the bathhouse attacking the water intake.
Obsidius: Yeah, what with the water and all the ether in it.
Theoreol: indeed! the main boss is attacking the whole city with the puppet cells to steal all the ether. how rational!
MC: Forget that, what do we do?

Theoreol: simple! where is the biggest deposit of ether around?
Party: The water's source!
Theoreol: correct, that is where the boss should be!
MC: Let's go!
Rakta: Right, my jar should fix any damage it does to the city's lights.
Alphecca: We should call for help protecting the citizens.
Obsidius: Yeah, then we focus on the boss!
Theoreol: splendid! there is a tunnel door behind the statue. it isn't locked.
MC: wait how did you find all that out already?
Theoreol: logic and observation. where most Monsters spawn...
Obsidius: Is the closest point to the water source, right? Nice!
Alphecca: Haha, let's go then!
Rakta: Roger!
And so the party makes a phone call and sends people to safety on their way to the Monster lair.
End of Episode