Live A Hero Virtual Fest Royale Episode 5 (Abridged)

Toshu (narrating): How long has it been?
Flashback!
Toshu: Oof!
???: You hesitate. Do you feel terror being in front of what you fear?
Toshu: N-no! I...!
Toshu (narrating): It's cold, I'm wet, and it's been years since I became obsessed with being a samurai. I went on a journey to find out what being a samurai meant. Sparring under a waterfall and training my mind were linked.
Toshu: Urgh...
Toshu (narrating): But all that trying didn't make my instinctual fears stay down any better.
???: You fear getting your feet submerged that much? It's shocking how much slower you are in the water.
Toshu: ...!
Toshu (narrating): I'm afraid of water. I've tried to get over it, but it hasn't worked. It's still my biggest fear to this day.

Title Card: What I Saw at the Bottom of the Water

It's intermission time again!
PA System: The rankings are--
Everyone in town is watching the news. It's the mid stage of the competition and rankings are being read out.
MC: So we're in the middle of the pack. We can make a comeback, but I bet reXer's worried.
Cerastium: Uh, what are these X-ed out teams?
Shaft: They've been eliminated because more than half the team was taken out.
Cerastium: What? But we haven't even hit the midpoint number of matches yet. Doesn't that seem strange, even with things being different this year?
reXer: ...it must be him. Now that I think about it, something's up with his strength. It's not like his field change trick and warping us with him was a big hint or anything, like his OP attack and defense. Seriously, I never heard of any hero with warp powers before.
MC: Is he cheating? / Hacking? / I don't follow
(C) reXer: He must have some code hacking ability.

reXer: I've got pro gamer intuition from all my time doing this...though it could just be salt. I doubt there could be an OP hero just popping up here for the first time.
Flashback
Toshu: Oh no, I'm in water!
Red?: I looked you up earlier!
Toshu: What!?
Red?: Loser!
Present
Toshu: ...even if he is cheating, he still hit our weak points. I need to be able to fight on that terrain, even if it's only in here. (thinks and looks at the party)
MC: Toshu? Something wrong?
reXer: ...what?
Toshu: ...you're most qualified. reXer.
reXer: What? Why are you staring at me?
Toshu: There's still time before the next round, so...I want you to come with me for a moment.
reXer: ...what?
Toshu: MC too...please.
MC: What's going on...?

Later
Toshu brings MC and reXer to some quiet inlet. Water quickly reaches their feet on the sand.
Toshu: This works. (closes map screen)
reXer: Really, why are we here?
Toshu: ...I want you to help me train.
reXer: What? Us?
Toshu: It can't be that surprising.
reXer: Maybe...? You seem strong enough to not need training.
Toshu: Of course I do. The way of the sword is limitless.
reXer: oh.
Toshu: And now I've realized my weakness can drag the team down.
MC: So you DO have your shortcomings / Figured
Toshu: ...I won't belabor the point. MC, transform us.
MC does so.

reXer: Just so you know I don't hold back much.
Toshu: Fine. Come at me!
Toshu rushes reXer with his sword!
reXer: !!
reXer parries for a blade clash!
Shaft: We finally caught up! You guys are fast.
Cerastium: Wait, why are they fighting?
MC: Toshu said this was training.
Shaft: Why?
Anime sword fight on the beach! And then water splashes Toshu.
Toshu: !?
Toshu slows down. reXer takes advantage of the opening!
reXer: You slowed down, old man!

Toshu still manages to graze the attack!
reXer: ...you're shaking in the middle of training?
Toshu: ...no, I shook a lot against that man earlier too. I fear for my footing, and that leaves me open.
reXer: (thinks) Oh right, we got taken to a swamp. Are you afraid of water...?
Toshu: !!
Back to anime sparring! Toshu gets wet again.
Toshu: ...!
Toshu's legs go soft for a second before bracing again as he shakes his head.
reXer: H-hey wait! I know how it feels to be scared! Everyone has--
Toshu: NO
reXer: !?

Toshu: I may fear water, but I cannot let it stand anymore, especially in a virtual port town with water everywhere! I must avenge my humiliation to get over the shame! And most of all...I must apologize to you.
reXer: What...?
Toshu: YOU'RE OPEN!
Toshu swings. reXer manages to block.
Toshu: My weakness was displayed earlier. I must train my mind and skills, revisit all I know so I am able to fight near water.
reXer: Wouldn't that just be a quick and dirty stopgap?
Toshu: Even that would be fine! I need to get better, no matter how little that is!

The rest of the party is watching the fight.
Shaft: ...I guess that last fight really upset the both of them.
Cerastium: That man was clearly doing something strange. He was overwhelmingly strong, but Toshu still means to face him...that must be his justice...
Shaft: ...it doesn't matter if we're up against a coward. Toshu's the kind of person who can't let himself stay as is when his weakness is discovered.
MC: I wanna be like that / Giving up means the end / He's kind of a slow starter, huh?
(AB) Cerastium: Yes...I should try to be like that too.
(C) Shaft: Yes. He's a regular person like the rest of us.

Toshu: UGH! I must calm down and stop swinging like a fool! I must conquer my fear of water! And to do that I must first calm down and--
reXer: GOT YOU
Toshu: OH NO
Toshu gets launched into the water!
MC: Oh no we have to save him!
reXer: Goddammit! I'll go!
Meanwhile, Toshu is underwater and calm. Maybe he looped so hard through fear and came back to this point.
Toshu: Was water always this calm? With no sounds around, it's much more serene. What a new sensation. If I can keep calm and stop getting distracted by sounds and sensations...
Toshu closes his eyes and stays still as he hones his senses. He gets more aware of things than he ever has. And then he senses someone approaching from the surface.
Toshu: ...huh?
reXer: He's down here? It's deep! I'm going to have to drop my things to--
reXer is looking at a screen of Toshu as he's about to jump in when...
Toshu: YAAAH! (slashes at reXer)
reXer: WHOA (gets knocked into the water)

Toshu: ...this is it. This feeling. I just saw a glimpse at what I lacked. It was all in me. I can still progress...
MC: Toshu! Omg reXer! ...wait what
Phone alert!
Phone: New Path discovered. Subject: Toshu. Connectivity: Very High
MC: Oh!
reXer: (gets back up) Ugh, you could swim?
Toshu: ...no, I cannot. But while I was in the water, I could see what I could do. I followed my instincts...and it brought me to you. Training really is good, thank you reXer.
reXer: (stares in shock)
Toshu has accepted his imperfections and strives to pursue perfection.

reXer: ...I wonder if Dad also trained in secret to be a perfect hero.
Toshu: reXer, get up. Will you spar with me some more!?
reXer: ...ugh. I know I don't have room to talk, but damn you have no consideration for anyone, swinging like crazy!
Toshu: O-oh...sorry. I wasn't thinking through what I was doing. Can you stand?
reXer: ...heh. We'll just call this payback from when I hit you in our first match, okay?
Toshu: V-very well. I wasn't that bothered by it...
reXer: Now that that's done, let's do it!
reXer stands back up, weapon ready. Toshu gets ready too. MC's phone shines with a new light.
MC: I think it'll work. Execute!
(click)
reXer: WHAT
Toshu: W-what's going on?
Cerastium: What's happening!?
Shaft: Toshu! That look!

Later
Tournament's back on again! The party is sent to a beach site for their next match.
Toshu: ...
The other team is already there. One's a familiar face.
Flamier: Oh my. MC, Toshu!
MC: Ms. Flamier! / Wow nice dress / Cute!
---
(B) Flamier: Tee hee, I came in casual clothes since I'm off today. Should I have dressed up more? Not that it matters when I transform.
(C) Flamier: Thank you. Maybe I should I come in something less casual?
---
Mafia: You know them, milady?
Wolf: Not that we're holding back if you do!
Merc: Miss, please don't stand too much up front this time! We'll protect you!
Flamier: Oh my, like I've said you don't need to worry so much about me. I'm a hero too. And I have bombs usable near water.
Mafia: No! We've seen how strong you are already!
Wolf: We can't let you get hurt, even if this is a game!
Merc: Yeah!

MC: Are they her bodyguards or something / damn
Toshu: ...huh. Flamier we may normally be allies, but I will not be holding back here.
Flamier: Yes, of course. I'll be doing my best as well.
Wolf: Let's go, lady! Get the transformations on!
Team Flamier transforms!
reXer: We should too. MC.
MC: Right! Execute!
reXer, Shaft, and Cerastium suit up!
Toshu: MC, can you turn me into that form from earlier?
MC: ...it's up! Let's go!
Flamier: Huh? Toshu?
Ta-da! Variant Toshu is a go!
Toshu: Hmm, still feels odd. But it helps me focus.
MC: Success! / Damn, that's good... / Hot...
(BC) Toshu: S-silence! This isn't meant to be a show for you! It's mobility-friendly, but your staring feels awkward!

Flamier: Toshu, that form...
Toshu: ...I have also reconsidered myself and found a new fighting style. That is all.
Flamier: ...I see. I'll be sure to watch how you go with it. Please go easy on me.
Toshu: Heh. Thank you for sparring with me.
Cerastium: I've never seen a hero change suits before...
Shaft: This would be my second. Sometimes I hear heroes fighting while MC around get new forms, so Toshu might be the same deal.
Cerastium: MC? Wow, Observers are so mysterious.
reXer: ...a new fighting style? I didn't know heroes could change appearances...
Toshu: Focus, reXer.
reXer: Yeah, I know. Let's win this, Toshu.
Toshu: ...heh. Let's.
PA System: 3...2...1...match start.
BATTLE START (more happens after)

Flamier: Well done, Toshu. I've already seen how devoted you are to training...but it feels like you've cleared a big wall. There's clearly been a big change within you.
Toshu: ...I saw a glimpse of something in myself I couldn't see alone thanks to my comrades. My outer form may differ greatly, but within it is only beginning to bud...I will tend to it with care.
Flamier: ...good luck. I look forward to seeing you change as a friend and coworker. Good day to you all.
Team Flamier leaves. Toshu stares at the sea.
Toshu: ...
reXer: Toshu? I--
Toshu: ...reXer, let me thank you again. I never thought I could gain a new form from all this, but that and the ability to face my fears has all been thanks to you. I would have been stuck in place otherwise.

reXer: ...so you aren't perfect either.
Toshu: Of course not. It's why I train.
reXer: I thought you were some perfectionist from all that nagging you did.
Toshu: ...hmph. Are you saying I had no room to speak?
reXer: Not really. But...
Toshu: (narrows eyes) ...you are similar to how I used to be, which is why you irked me.
reXer: ...what?
Toshu: (nods) I trained believing being strong was enough, that it was justice...but that is wrong. People who use strength need reason and truth.
reXer: what?
Toshu: Things such as who you use your strength for, whether you are deluding yourself, and whether you are becoming complacent. My burdening everyone in these fights led me to reexamine myself and my righteousness. I tried to not be stubborn...but at some point I strayed from my own justice.
Cerastium: !!

Toshu: What broke me out of my stubbornness was your rashness, and ironically that strange man's beatdown of me...I need to be better.
reXer: ...I'm sorry I called you a nag.
Toshu smiles and snorts as he looks back at the ocean.
Shaft: ...it looks like they've come to an understanding.
MC: Yeah, surprising.
Cerastium: ...
Cerastium thinks about what Toshu said and looks at him and reXer.
Toshu and reXer: (stares at sea)
End of Episode

 

Valentine Snow Fight Episode 3 Part 2 (Abridged)

Jacob (narrating): This happened back when we were both in the Missionaries. It was good times, bad times, and times of throwing hands of love at people. It felt like it went on forever...until it didn't anymore.
Jacob (narrating): I still remember how my hands couldn't reach you. The ground split between us, and you fell right in like in the Bible said its greatest angel did. I have Eden's Tree of Life and Knowledge and somehow it STILL wasn't enough to reach you. But I now know it was hierarchical conceptual fate. The light of my artifact was Uriel's (who by the way doesn't have an Islamic reading of their name unlike the other archangels), Uriel couldn't save the fallen angel, so therefore it couldn't save you.

Present
Shinya: Let's go, Cupid!
Tiger Man: HMM. Shinya is charging in alone! I thought that was kind of stupid, but he's off Bullet Climaxing against the guys surrounding him before they shoot him!
Shinya: We are going for the win this time. Also I'm curious about something now... Cupid, keep firing! We need to draw attent--whoa!
Tezcatlipoca: Hahaha! Hello, Olympus's spare World Representative!
Shinya: ...Tezcatlipoca. It's true my power doesn't work on you.
Tezcatlipoca: Of course! I don't have a body for it to work on. Even if I did, I already gave my heart to someone else! But what do you make of your power to steal hearts and have people give them to you?
Shinya: I didn't want this power. I'd give it up if I could...but still, I have to do this. And I won't yield to you!
Tezcatlipoca: Good! I'll take you on. Let's go to war!
Shinya: Fine. Cupid, double fire!

Elsewhere
Mob A: I can't read him!
Mob B: What kind of sick joke is this!?
Mob C: Sorry, Your Excellency! We--got shot! Retreating!
MC: Okay so we got through the lines earlier, but there's still a ton of them!
Girimekhala: And yet you guys are kicking so much ass! I think I might convert and be a fan!
Jacob: Careful you two. I still sense people around.
Girimekhala: You can? But you're blind!
Jacob: My hands tell me where to send my love and which faces to put it in.
Girimekhala: Whoa. That reminds me, my old master said to go with love and desire instead of enlightenment. He was right!
MC: love seems OP pls nerf / Love! (shrug) / Can it find me too?
(C) Jacob: ...yes. It will look for you wherever you go.

Girimekhala: I haven't been any help!
Jacob: That's not true. Everyone has their roles and--
Girimekhala: It is! I can't even do mine right...
Jacob: ...my apologies for interrupting, but I sense many loveless people ahead. Must be a big ambush.
MC: What now? / So, nothing different. / (wait)
Jacob: Before we were already surrounded, but this time we are GOING to be surrounded. So...we should charge in with our fists of love for the knockout punch!
Girimekhala: 'kay...wait, I can't pull that off with how slow I am!
Jacob: I'll go alone then and create an opening for you two to back me up after that. Okay?
Girimekhala: ...Jacob, am I really no help?
Jacob: Of course not...I'm sorry, I don't have the words to say. Forgive my lack of self-control. I can't hold myself back when fighting together with MC.

MC: That reminds me...why do you care about me so much? What do you remember of me?
Jacob: ...well. It's natural you don't remember, but you need not worry about it. I see love as something you give...not something you seek from another.
MC: I don't really get it, but I get it means a lot to you.
Girimekhala: Wow...you have things you just gotta say, huh. But I can get doing wanting to do something but it not working out right! Let's go! I can at least be your meat shield!
MC: No meat shield! / Let's do it together! / I'm gonna do my best too!
---
(A) Girimekhala: What? Don't worry, I'll do what I can!
---
Girimekhala: Okay, let's do this thing! This time...this time!
Jacob: Yes! They shall see our beliefs as we strike! With love!

Later
Tiger Man: I see something! Jacob is...charging right into enemy territory!
Mob A: There he is! Operation is a go!
Mob B: Fire! We're gonna win this match too!
Mob C: He can't dodge ALL of us!
Tiger Man: ¡Ay dios mio! Jacob is now in a bullet hell game! But with snowballs!
Jacob: Oh this is nothing. I still have love to give as long as I am here!
Yoritomo: Allow me to give you something then, Missionaries Guildmaster.
MC: Wait where'd he come from!? Jacob, look out!
Jacob: It's cool, I don't fall for the same trick twice!
Yoritomo: ...huh, you actually dodged that. You remind me of a certain someone who always ran in the front lines trying to cut down the enemy leader to end things fast. Fine! Soldiers, focus fire on him! Forget the others!
Jacob: You two! Go now!
Girimekhala: O-okay! I can do this!
MC: Let's go! / Full power! / You can't just leave me out of this, Big Bro!
(C) Yoritomo: !! All hands, do not let MC near me!
BATTLE START (more happens after)

Jacob (narrating): There's been so much suffering in Tokyo, but I could keep going like this because I saw you smiling while tumbling to your doom. Yes, you read that right. You were smiling until the very end. I don't know why, but I believe it's because there was love there. I remember it all, even if you don't. And one day...I want to give back all the love I've received.
Present
Jacob: Love Fist!
Mobs: AAAAA (blown away)
Jacob: Let's go!
MC: YEAAAHHH
Yoritomo: Unfortunately for you, only my foolish brother can reach me. I shall cut you down her--
Girimekhala: CHAAARGE! (trips) OH NO (literally snowballs in)
MC: Oh no! / oh this again / ...wait what?
Yoritomo: Wait, what was that Shadow I just saw!?
Jacob: GOT YOU NOW

Tiger Man: Yoritomo is down...THE MISSIONARIES WIN! GAME SET!
Players: SCREAMING
MC: W-we won! / (hug Jacob) / (hug Girimekhala)
---
(B) Jacob: Oh MC you are always filled with love.
(C) Girimekhala: H-hooray! (cracks bones) OH NO ARE YOU OKAY
---
Azazel: Well done everyone. I can't believe that actually worked.
Zabaniya: You were right, Azazel!
Arslan: You could stand to have some doubt, Zabaniya...eh, leave it for now!
Maria: Great work, Girimekhala. How'd you do?
Girimekhala: I didn't do anything again. Jacob did most of the heavy lifting.
Jacob: That's not true. I can't see, but there was something at the end with...
Girimekhala: what?

Shinya: Nice fighting, MC!
MC: You too! How'd it go?
Shinya: I tried. I didn't win...but I didn't lose either? Oh right, I need to thank you. For believing in me. It was kind of fun going all out...I was wondering if it was okay for me to be here at first, been then I found out there were people here who don't like me and won't go easy on me. It sounds weird, but I was happy about that. And I found a new side of myself.
MC: Had a good time with everyone? / Fight me next time / Let's spend time together later?
(A) Shinya: Yes.
(B) Shinya: Haha, go easy on me?
(C) Shinya: What!? W-well if that's what you want!

Shinya: Let's enjoy everything! I need to thank everyone else.
Jacob: A new side of himself, he says? Then maybe with Girimekhala, that was...
Girimekhala: what? ...oh wait someone's calling me! See ya!
Jacob: ...MC. As I've said, I don't have much to say verbally. Have I confused you? I just wanted to give you my thanks, even if you don't remember.
MC: Okay? / I get it, somehow. / T-this is kinda awkward
(A) Jacob: I-I'm sorry. Personally sharing love is the first thing I try to do...
(B) Jacob: I'm so glad!
(C) Jacob: I am aware, just think of it as a me thing. I try not to bother you, so I hope you can simply accept it.

Jacob: Okay, we are 1-1 and have no idea which side you are on for the last game. However that goes, I hope I can fight with you with all my love.
Girimekhala: (walks back) Oh hey, there you are Jacob!
Jacob: What is it?
Girimekhala: The sponsors are calling. There's something after this or whatever. Can you come with?
Jacob: Okay. See you later, MC.
Shennong: Hey Problem Kid! Nice work again out there!
MC: Yeah, but Jacob did the most work here...
Tanetomo: Yes, he did. What nonsense does he do to get like that? What kind of madman charges and wins against several ambushes solo?
Yasuyori: N-now now, it's nice to have a rival.
Tanetomo: It must be nice to be so carefree as a foot soldier. All that thought I put into those formations...
Shennong: Haha, let it go. Just think about the next match. Right now--
Tiger Man: ¡Hola amigos! We're going into the last match scored 1:1! But that's gonna be tomorrow. Now we are having the best sweets and outdoor hot springs! Time to relax!
End of Episode

Valentine Snow Fight Episode 3 Part 1 (Abridged)

Jacob: Let's rush the Warmongers!
Missionaries: ...
MC: what
Maria: May I say something?
Jacob: Of course.
Maria: Isn't this the strategy we took last time?
Jacob: Indeed it is since I can't do any better.
Shocked Missionaries panning shot!
Jacob: The Warmongers are good at organized warfare, so we should respond with what we are best at. And by that, I mean love! Matthew 5:39: But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also! And he was right! They can beat on us all they like, but they will fear us if we charge fearlessly ahead! We will evade their attacks, and punch them with the full force of the Lord!
MC: Who could do that!? / What movie did you walk out of / YEAH
(C) Maria: No MC, don't follow his example!

Angels: YEAAAHHHH
MC: wait what
Azazel: Jacob walks the walk and has punched out all those angels. Many are meatheads who follow might makes right, and Jacob has asserted dominance.
Arslan: Yeah he made a mountain of KOed angels.
Azazel: I suppose the main problem with this plan is that only Jacob can pull it off.
Zabaniya: Perhaps I can suggest an alternative plan for--
Azazel: No, Zabaniya!
Zabaniya: Why?
Azazel: This is a trial for the Missionaries.
Zabaniya: GASP
Azazel: We shall go with this ~~amusing~~ bewildering strategy and win because it will open a new road to love.
Zabaniya: So, we are picking the more difficult path? Fascinating.
Azazel: Let us strive together.
Arslan: Damn, Azazel...
Azazel: Well it is working surprisingly well, isn't it?
MC: ...did this happen last time too?

Shinya: Ahaha...it was mostly like this. I wasn't too fussed about winning, so...
Girimekhala: Me too! Then again, I dunno if I could keep to a plan if we had one. I always trip when I try...
MC: I suck at tactics too... / Let's do better next time, Girimekhala / well, let's just have fun
---
(A) Shinya: Really? Wow, I thought you'd be great since you do so well in events.
(B) Girimekhala: ...yeah!
---
Jacob: Oh! MC, Girimekhala, Shinya! Thanks again for your efforts last time. Let's do even better next time, with even hotter and intense (fists of) love!
MC: You did great too! / Hope to work well with you guys! / Must...shoot...more...
(C) Jacob: I am so glad we can share feelings like this.

Jacob: (gets close) I will throw hands, and this time they shall reach!
MC: TOOCLOSE / (boldly approach)
---
(C) Jacob: (blush) Oh I am so happy we feel the same.
---
MC: Why are you so focused on me? Were we that close? (thinks)
Elsewhere
Tezcatlipoca: (SNEEZE) ...hmm. Maybe it's too cold.
Yoritomo: (shivers) Ouf. I should go warm up.
Hotel again
Jacob: I remember, even if you don't. I may be a normal person born in Tokyo, but this artifact... (summons a light that reaches the heavens)
Shinya: That light!
Jacob: ...MC, I once saw you fall to the earth and--
MC: wait what?

Girimekhala: Jacob! I-I...!
Jacob: ? What is it?
Girimekhala: I'm sorry I messed up that last round! I always choke when it's important!
Jacob: ...please stop blaming yourself. I did all I could and I just happened to lose. It's fine. I'm happy actually that my thoughts and your love came together.
Girimekhala: Jacob! But, I...!
Jacob: Stop. Why don't we punch away your regrets then?
Girimekhala: O-oh. I don't get it, but okay! I'm gonna make this event a success this time!
MC: Yeah! / Let's win! / Do you talk with your fists too...?
Girimekhala: I'm getting excited! Is this what a surge of love feels like?
Shinya: A-ahaha, maybe...? I'm glad you're more optimistic now though.
Tiger Man: (on PA) Strategy time over, amigos! Come on over to the field!

Later
Tiger Man: Round 2, everybody! Good luck to you all, and now the introductions again!
Players: YEEEEAAAAHHHH
Tiger Man: Bueno! Rules are the same, except this time it's a forest field! Bad footing, bad visibility! This oughta be GOOD! Ready? Counting down! 10! ...5! 4! 3! 2! 1! GO GO GO!
MC: YEAH!
Tiger Man: ¡Vamanos! First up is...
Jacob: Love. Listen to my fists!
Tiger Man: It's Jacob again!
Rangers: Target confirmed!
Rangers: Begin the operation!
Rangers: Fire! Keep him away!
Jacob: Oh shit, not bad!
Tiger Man: Look at all that snow focused on him!
MC: Jacob, get back! / Hmm...
Jacob: Thank you for the warning. I got too excited there, how embarrassing.
Shinya: Whoa, that's so many people focusing on Jacob. Such coordination...
Girimekhala: I-is this military tactics!? Mad respect, even if they're ops!
Tiger Man: The Warmongers are taking the lead!

Elsewhere
Tezcatlipoca: Hmph. Nice strategizing, Yoritomo.
Yoritomo: Thank you.
Tezcatlipoca: They're too perfect!
Yoritomo: So you romanticize even the battlefield, General? I just do what I must, even in a game. And here, there are two people who must be cut. You know that much, yes?
Tezcatlipoca: Yes. And how am I supposed to enjoy something we're guaranteed to win!?
Yoritomo: Are we? My brother is over there.
Tezcatlipoca: ...oh? Maybe I CAN enjoy this. If anyone could turn this around, it would be my BRRRROTHER! I should go see him this time!
Yoritomo: You do that. That way.
Tezcatlipoca: HA! There you go, casually sending me off a totally unrelated direction! But okay, I'll play your game!
Yoritomo: Yes, around this time the--oh, he's gone. Oh well, hopefully this formation will give me enough time to take some stomach medicine.
Tiger Man: The Warmongers are focusing on Jacob! But now comes a new squad!

Somewhere Else
Zabaniya: Impressive focus fire tactics. Today is truly illuminating.
Arslan: Haha, stiff. I have to admit it *is* impressive. This is getting fun!
Zabaniya: Yes, I am ashamed at my inability to control myself. Now, what we should do is...
Arslan: Ambush their weaker point. It's all we can do.
Zabaniya: ...very well then.
Bug A: OOF! Ambush, ambush!
Bug B: Calm down! Regroup and--AGH
Tiger Man: Ooh, it's the Missonaries' counterattack!
Arslan: The tides are changing!

Zabaniya: If we can turn this in our favor, we can...Lord Arslan!
Arslan: !?
Tanetomo: Hi. I know what you guys were going to do. Ready to eat slush?
Zabaniya: Tanetomo!
Arslan: Deliberately leaving a hole open to draw in attacks. Impressive strategy!
Yasuyori: Advisor! Stay back, this location makes your gatling gun impractical!
Tanetomo: You make up for that, please. We need a little recklessness in this formation.
Shennong: Haha, yep! We're way too shorthanded to keep them down!
Yasuyori: This will be a good experience. I just need to follow orders.
Tanetomo: Good to see you learned a little bit at least. Let's go.

Commentator's Seat
Tiger Man: ¡Híjole! This is one hot battle, amigos! Such ingenuity! Such indomitability! Keep your eyes peeled! Oh look, something new is happening!
Field
MC: Yeah, we're kinda pinned. At least the trees provide cover?
Jacob: Hmm. Evading them all will prove difficult if this goes on.
Girimekhala: But we can't just sit here! Maybe I'll play decoy and...
Shinya: ...excuse me, may I be the decoy?
MC: WHAT / Really? / ...you don't have to push yourself.
Jacob: Shinya!? I could just push in and...
Girimekhala: N-no, I'll do it! I mean I'm huge! You guys can...
Shinya: Thank you everyone, but please let me do this. I have a plan of course. I should at least buy you some time to get to Yoritomo.

MC: ...alright, I trust you then.
Shinya: I'm having a lot of fun right now, being in the event with everyone and even feeling down about losing. So I want to do my best, so I can smile afterwards. Please go after I do. Let's win this one for sure!
Jacob: ...very well.
Girimekhala: ...damn, you're bold. Mad respect, raise some hell!
Tiger Man: Look, Shinya's coming out alone! Isn't that a bit much!?
Shinya: Are you all having fun? I'd like to know you all better. (Charm activate!)

Mob A: Oh no, I'm crushing so hard! The advisor even warned us against this!
Mob B: That smile is blinding me...
Mob C: S-Shinya! Just hearing your name excites me!
Shinya: Sorry, please lose to me. And to think I'm a Charming Flower...I've always hated this power, but I feel I can face it to some extent if you say you can hate me, Tanetomo. Cupid, let's go!
MC: Let's go guys! / Good luck, Shinya!
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(C) Shinya: :)
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Jacob: Love!
Girimekhala: We can't stop here!
Jacob: I finally stand alongside you MC. This match starts here!
End of Episode half

Live A Hero Virtual Fest Royale Episode 4 (Abridged)

??? (narrating): When Dad got retgone I went looking for proof he existed. I couldn't find much of ANYTHING until I came across his trophies.
???: Why can't anyone remember him?
??? (narrating): I thought I was going crazy, like maybe my dad wasn't my dad. But then I remember hearing the only people who remember people no one else can were heroes or Observers. If I were a hero, then things would be fine. Except I never transformed before. If I were an Observer...my life would be over, so I couldn't ask anyone about my dad. I had to suffer alone.
???: ...
??? (narrating): And then on my birthday I got a message from my father that lead to a login screen.
???: ...how'd I get in? I couldn't find the password anywhere.

??? (narrating): The login was for a game database in development. And there was also his avatar and weapon.
???: Why'd Dad leave me his password?
??? (narrating): I touched the avatar and the giant ass weapon bigger than I was. A message popped up in front of it saying "Happy Birthday."
???: Dad...oh right, I can use this...
??? (narrating): I can be Dad and make the world think he's come back. Then it won't be only me who remembers him! I tuned the avatar so I could use it easier and signed up for a bunch of game events to make his comeback news. And then the game in development finished up and became the game the O-1 Hero Grand Prix started up.
???: A participation request for "reXer"? Oh, so heroes and Observers remember him...
??? (narrating): There won't be a better chance for reXer's comeback. I want the whole world to remember him, his dashing looks, and his great accomplishments. Didn't take long for me to get in after deciding that reXer would be there.

Title Card: reXer's Identity

Present
reXer: ...
Cerastium throws healing potions at reXer.
MC: It's just like magic! Do we need a doctor?
Cerastium: Wow, that fixed up most of the damage. Even his fur is back to normal. If we were in reality we'd have to go to a hospital.
reXer: If I lost all my HP, I'd get kicked out of the game...and the whole competition.
Toshu: What would happen to the teams of the people kicked out like that?
Shaft: The manual says the team keeps going unless we lose more than half the team.
reXer: Yeah. So why'd you save me? I'm a loose cannon, so wouldn't it have been easier for you guys to let me die out of the game?
Toshu: What?
reXer: I'm not THAT stupid. I know how to work in a team...but I kept doing what I did trying to win.
reXer looks calm, but his hands are shaking a little.
reXer: I wanna apologize for what I did! But...please don't abandon me.
reXer is shaking all over.
MC: It's okay, we won't. Right guys?

The party agrees.
reXer: Guys? Really...?
Cerastium: ...we're a team. We won't just ditch you. (puts away healing potion)
Cerastium: You're strong enough to dominate the battles without us, but the other guy this time was stronger. That's all. You weren't eliminated, so there's no need to be so down.
reXer: (stares in gamer)
Cerastium: Okay so maybe the way you work probably isn't going to gel with the party that well. So tell us about your feelings and desires. Actually tell us all about you!
reXer: Me?
Cerastium: Yes. We're a team after all, so we need to know about each other. I moved to know you better, help you achieve your goals.
reXer: what...?
Cerastium: My weapon's a shield, a weapon I gave myself to protect people for the sake of justice. Protecting people so we can win and move forward is my job. Back then when I realized was I was doing, I was already running in to save you. If you're so focused on winning, I feel that might have been your brand of justice. (stares at hand)
reXer: Cerastium...
Cerastium: We're friends now, aren't we?
MC: Is that what justice is to you?

Cerastium: ...I don't know. I just know it's what I want to do.
Shaft: Ceras...is there some reason you care so much about your shield and justice?
Cerastium: (cocks head) ...I guess I should explain myself first if I want to ask about others. Will you all listen? Especially you MC, since you're close to Justice?
MC: Okay!
Cerastium: ...I used to have a friend that I thought was way stronger than me. But then she got eaten by a Monster in front of me.
reXer: !!
Cerastium: She was stronger and more experienced...and she had even stronger beliefs. I admired everything about her and tried to be like her, but I wasn't able to do anything when a Monster was in front of me. I thought it was all over, but then someone saved me. It was Justice...though I'm not surprised he doesn't seem to remember me. I was saved...but I was frustrated by my inability to do anything. It's why I hold my shield now. To protect people.
MC: Oh...isn't that your justice then?

Cerastium: *!?* ...oh, it might be. Those thoughts became a foundation for me at some point, but I still feel like my justice is elsewhere. I can't explain it well though. *(smiles after looking at MC and reXer)*
Cerastium: ...still, I think I saw a bit of it. Maybe it's here. And you're the one who showed me that, reXer. Thank you. And MC, thank you for shining a light on my hopes and pushing me forward.
MC: I didn't do much / I'm a famous Operator! / I just thought you wanted to do that
reXer: ...
Toshu: Hmph. What help is this rash fool?
MC: WOW RUDE

Toshu: I am not rejecting him or the like. I was like that too once when I was younger. Chasing your dreams so hard means you have room to mature, which I like. I can't say how long it will take him though.
Shaft: As an athlete, I think focusing entirely on winning is the right idea. Being reckless and getting experience is how you grow. And it's how I learned too.
reXer: (looks at everyone's faces, then looks down) ...guys, I...
Toshu: reXer. Your body and weapon aren't really yours, are they?
reXer: !!
MC: what?
Toshu: A hero's weapon comes from the future they wish for, so you automatically know how to use it. I could see that wasn't the case for you though.
Flashback!
reXer: Oh no it didn't work!
Toshu: (Hmm...)

Present
Toshu: You seem unable to use your weapon with skill. From what Shaft said, reXer doesn't sound like a new hero.
reXer: ...
Toshu: The bodies we see here are copies, not our real bodies. Which means a stranger could join in pretending to be the hero reXer--
reXer: I'm not some stranger.
reXer looks angry in a way he hasn't shown before.
reXer: This avatar is...my dad's.
Party reaction shot!
NC: what?

reXer: ...I didn't expect it to come out like this. (looks serious like he's given in)
reXer: This avatar is something I borrowed from my dad, who was the hero reXer. He's gone now, and I borrowed this to join the event. I'm...just a gamer.
Toshu: You're not a hero? Why are you here then?
reXer: ...because it's a game. A game is the only place I can be a hero. I'm just borrowing Dad's avatar and controlling his body. (shrugs)
reXer: The agency knows who I really am. I'm contracted with them as a mascot and pro gamer instead of a hero.
MC: what?
reXer: PR stuff. I only go to gaming events but never to anything offline. I don't have any experience fighting out there.
Cerastium: B-but you insisted so hard on being on the front here!
reXer: Because I'm a pro gamer. If I can't win, how can I work? If I know the controls, I can just practice but... (looks away) maybe challenging real heroes is too much. I never thought anyone would kick my ass so hard.

Quick popup flashback of Red?
reXer: Maybe experience makes that much of a difference?
Toshu: ...not always. I'm still training so I can move the way I see myself doing in my mind, so here you are doing better than I am in my view.
reXer: ...maybe only a little more? But getting my ass handed to me like that's made me a little nervous. Like you guys are moving in on my best skills. (looks up)
reXer: Offline, no matter how hard I try I can't be like Dad. When I borrow his avatar, I do want to win at everything though. I wanted to be great at things, just like he did...but reality's harsh. Dad's weapon just doesn't work right for me even with my little tricks.
Flashback!
reXer: AX ATTACK!
Rutilix: Oh no! But I can dodge this!
reXer: Oh no I misread the distance!

Present
Toshu: Oh that makes sense.
reXer: (scratches head) Why won't it work!? Why am I not a real hero!? If I can't do anything right in a game, what do I even have!?
Sympathetic party reaction shot!
MC: reXer... / don't say you have nothing / ...
Shaft: ...I don't think that's true. Not at all! (loudly stands up)
reXer: Shaft...?

Shaft: ...sorry for yelling. But you're the way you are now because of what you had and developed in the past, right? Even if you're behind everyone else and far away from your goal, what you had wasn't nothing.
reXer: ...maybe.
Shaft: ...I quit being a hero once. Retiring as a rugby player and becoming a space taxi driver is good, but I wasn't very good at it and couldn't transfer any skills over...I kept thinking "what was I doing?"
Shaft: (looks at MC) And then I met MC.
MC: what? / oh right that time
Shaft: I happened to get pulled into a car chase with a criminal at the time. I thought it was a huge disaster at first honestly, but everyone I met then taught me that I still had what I developed before I changed jobs. At some point, my rugby, hero, and space taxi driver experiences all came together before I knew it.
Space Taxi Chasers flashback!
Shaft: I can see where to go!
Alchiba: What!? There's like 8 space trucks here!
Later in Space Taxi Chasers flashback
Kalaski: We're surrounded!
Mokdai: That space truck is U-turning right at us!
Shaft: Rugby experience is here to save the day!

Present
Shaft: I was able to help because there was a time I wasn't a hero. It felt great making it happen, and I wanted to do more that I was able to do. Then I made my comeback as a hero.
reXer: Shaft...
Shaft: When I stopped being a hero, I kept training my rugby intuition and driving skills. It all came together that incident into something only I could do. It was MC and everyone else who taught me that, and I keep them dear in my heart. (smiles)
Shaft: That's how I came back as a hero and stay as one. Maybe that's my justice.
MC: Shaft...!
Cerastium: *(gasp)*
Shaft: I think you must have something too, reXer. So don't give up and think you have nothing.
reXer: Oh...

Toshu: ...did you see how Shaft moved in that battle? He used his obstacle and enemy detection abilities to eliminate them even before you started moving on your own. Same for Cerastium's defense and MC's commands. All of it centered on you.
reXer: Oh...
Toshu: You moved surprisingly well even when footing was terrible and when you were surrounded. If you can work with us, you can discover its true worth. And considering that last battle, maybe your skills were used in a way you didn't realize? You charging in alone meant the rest of us didn't get so...thoroughly crushed.
MC: I'm sure there's something only you can do, reXer.
reXer: Those were...Dad's tactics. He'd always be up front to tank attacks. That wasn't my plan...but maybe that's something I developed. (stares at hand)
reXer: I still haven't found Dad's reXer, but maybe... if it's in me and I connected it to those results...maybe that's fine.
reXer slightly smiles his own smile.
Cerastium: A justice possible because of who you are, huh...?
End of Episode

Valentine Snow Fight Episode 2 Part 2 (Abridged)

Tanetomo (narrating): My earliest memory is in Hakone Village. Much snow, very bright. A traitor or courtier had my whole family killed, my father I never got to saw died in a fight, my mother who was a concubine came here and then had me. We had to hide who we were, so I studied dengaku performance to get revenge.
Tanetomo (narrating): And then I did get revenge! By assassination plot via honey trap. And then I didn't have anything to live for anymore. I never really chose to live my life the way it turned out, it just happened that way because of circumstances.
Tanetomo (narrating): Can someone give my life meaning and give me orders, please? I can dance, but only if you order me to. Or you could just kill me now. That works too.

Present
Tanetomo: See how harsh the soldier life is, Warmonger style!
Shinya: So...you don't like me.
Tanetomo: I serve as a sword for my lord and I cannot waver personally.
Shinya: ...thank you. Oh, sorry for saying something weird. I'm starting to feel like I'm participating like everyone else now.
Tanetomo: I see you're good at confusing people! Now get shot like a good boy and give me a point!
Shinya: I-I'll do my best! Cupid!
Tiger Man: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Tanetomo: Tee hee, you sure move a lot for someone who didn't move to shoot down your targets.
Shinya: U-um, I'm not that good at moving around!
Tanetomo: That was sarcasm!
Shinya: ...Cupid!
Tanetomo: Oh no, I'm getting cross fired!
MC: Tanetomo! (runs closer)

Yasuyori: ADVISOOOOR
Tiger Man: Whoa, Yasuyori just chump blocked for Tanetomo!
Tanetomo: ...not bad, Shinya. But WE are better. (blapblapblap)
Shinya: Ah! Aww, I lost. Sorry everybody.
Tiger Man: ¡Híjole! Tanetomo turnabout!
Tanetomo: (sigh) You've never changed at all, Yasuyori. Well if you want to die for me, go ahead.
Yasuyori: You're right to be mad...but I'll do the same thing again next time.
Tanetomo: ...ugh. What do you think, MC?
MC: I agree with Yasuyori / He probably just did it without thinking / dunno

Tanetomo: ...both of you? Fine, I'll say this. If you're a pawn in war, you have your own role to play. I mean, Role. If you're dying to protect me, go open a hole for me. What's the point of shielding a fellow soldier instead of someone more valuable? As advisor, I will abandon you if it comes to it, which is why I don't mind making you fall for me. At least get that through your head, thank you. And stop letting fake feelings push you to action.
MC: Okay, Yasuyori's turn to talk!
Yasuyori: ...I'm too dumb to make plans, so I act according to how my heart feels.
Tanetomo: ...are you saying it's not worth manipulating you? Fool.
Shinya: (gets up) Whew, nice fight. You did great, and it was enlightening.
MC: Nice fight, Shinya! You okay?

Shinya: Thank you, MC. It was fun, but a little frustrating. I'm taking archery seriously so I'm getting into this more than I expected. So can I say something, Tanetomo? We can't live alone, like how I'd die without Cupid. So I always thank him for being with me. You can just thank Yasuyori too...if he chose to do what he did himself.
Tanetomo: !? ...hahahaha! Okay you got me...thank you Yasuyori, MC. And I'm going to get you for this, Shinya. Okay, it should be time for him to arrive soon. Don't forget to do your part.
MC: Got it! / Love shot! / I'm not confident about this...
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(C) Tanetomo: What? You can't possibly be saying you're scared now, are you?
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Tanetomo: We're winning, but we can't be sure with him running around. We either knock him out, or less ideally time him out to win...here he comes!

BAM
Jacob: MC! There you are! I found you even though I'm blind!
Tanetomo: Taking initiative to shoot!
MC: Thanks Tanetomo! Did we win!?
Jacob: Hmm, baiting me with MC and trying to go for a knockout blow? Such love. But... (Mind's Eye activate!) Boxer Punch!
Tanetomo: OH NO
Tiger Man: Oooh, Tanetomo is out! Is Jacob unstoppable!?
Jacob: Tanetomo your snow gun is lovely. But I'm sorry my eyes can only see one thing (even though they can't see).

MC: Tanetomo! / welp
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(A) Tanetomo: What is this absurd strength? You mock modern tactics? It's like you are a warrior from Myth with a capital M.
---
Jacob: I've exchanged love (and fists) with many, yet I keep thinking about you. Forgive me, I cannot contain myself.
MC: o-okay / WHY / I accept your love!
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(B) Jacob: Because I remember your old love.
(C) Jacob: Let us let our hands speak, and please take my love.
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Jacob: Okay now. FIGHT!
BATTLE START (more happens after)

Jacob: Ahh, is this bliss? I wish this could last forever.
MC: I am struggling to hang in there!
Girimekhala: JACOB I AM HERE TO HELP
Jacob: Wait, what!? No!
Girimekhala: Everyone told me not to but I wanna help! Bang bang!
MC: Oh no, reinforcements!
Yoritomo: Okay now is a good time.
Jacob: OH SHIT, Girimekhala, evasive maneuvers!
Girimekhala: What? (trips) AAAAAA
Jacob: No not this way!
Yoritomo: All according to keikaku. (fires launcher)
MC: WHAT
Jacob: FUCK
Girimekhala: AAAAAA
Tiger Man: Ay dios mio... Team Warmongers win!
Players: SCREAMING

MC: Oh my god we won! / (Hi-five!) / (Hug!)
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(B) Yoritomo: What tengu sorcery are you trying to do?
(C) Yoritomo: How did this happen, I expected us being on the same team wo--STOPSTOPTOOCLOSE! I see your plot to turn me into a pretzel!
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Yoritomo: ...why are you so happy? This is no great surprise. I said everyone should act freely, which means this would turn into a free for all. That in turn means only the strong would be left eventually, which gives me free reign to move even if remembering how the Missionaries moved gives me chills. I figured Tanetomo would try to set you up, and then I just had to wait.
MC: ...okay? / So if I lost...? / ...you saw everything coming?
(A) Yoritomo: Stay silent if you don't understand, you give me PTSD flashbacks.
(B) Yoritomo: Impossible Yoshitsune MC. I'd stop having ulcers if I knew where your limits were.
(C) Yoritomo: I'll never tell.

Yoritomo: ...we're on opposite sides next. My stomach is going to kill me, but it's better than having you with us. MC, we Warmongers only do what we must. We win without extravagance or disdaining our enemies. If you wish to enjoy the competition, go speak to the organizer and relief representative, although I heard they lost as soon as the first game started. Okay bye now. Fingers crossed we win without ever having to see you.
Shennong: Hey Problem Kid, how's it feel to be on the winning side?
MC: Nice, except for Yoritomo killstealing at the end.
Shennong: Ha! But I get you. His Majesty's mean like that.
Tanetomo: To deceive your enemies, first deceive your allies and all that. How far does his discerning eye see...? Frightening.
Yasuyori: I'm bad with plans so this time my orders were easy.
Tanetomo: We need to do a debriefing of your shameful performance and make sure you don't fall for an enemy again.
Yasuyori: Oh no!
MC: Go easy on him... / Put the screws to him. / STEP ON ME TOO
(A) Tanetomo: Hmm. Maybe if you two remember who you should be focusing your attentions on.
(B) Tanetomo: You hear that? MC agrees, so we should take our time on that.
Yasuyori: What did I do to you!?
(C) Tanetomo: Well if that's what you want, okay!

Tiger Man: Hey amigos! It's time for prepping the second match, so get to your strategy briefings!
Shennong: Oh it's time. Let's all have fun, okay?
Tanetomo: Don't think you'll win. His Excellency has ordered us to do so.
Yasuyori: I'll do my best!
MC: Bye!
Later
MC: Okay so the Missionaries meeting should be around here...
Girimekhala: Hey MC, you're on our side again! I'll do better next time!
Azazel: Thank you for waiting everyone, time to begin.
MC: Okay! Last time it didn't go on for long so I'm weirdly excited for this one!
Jacob: Everyone, I recommend we go for one particular strategy. This is a gun fight, so clearly we must charge them!
Missionaries: ...
MC: ...what
Jacob: :)
End of Episode

Valentine Snow Fight Episode 2 Part 1 (Abridged)

Girimekhala: Wow, I wish I was that scary! Oh wait, meeting time.
Yoritomo: Allow me to brief you all on the plan for the first match: there is no plan.
Shennong and Yasuyori: what
MC: ... / what / Okay, here I go!
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(C) Yoritomo: !! Wait, stop you foolish brother. I mean, MC. No one else is keeping up with you. I'd be thrilled if you never came back, but you'd just--I mean, stay! Bad dog.
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Tanetomo: (gasp!) S-Sir, w-what do you mean by...
Yoritomo: I said what I said, Advisor. Oh wait, this is just a game so I should just call you Tanetomo, yes?
Tanetomo: N-not at all Sir! I mean, Milord.
Yoritomo: Oh. Advisor it is then. But no, I have no orders to give. I hope everyone enjoys themselves this game.
Tanetomo: A-as you wish, Milord.
Tanetomo: (I can't take him at his word. He must be setting up dissidents to reveal themselves. Or maybe he's seeing who can follow his orders when he hasn't said anything? Any excuse to cut people off...)
Yoritomo: Have fun everyone. Especially you, brother. I mean, MC.
MC: Me? / Looking forward to playing with you! / (go for a handshake)
(C) Yoritomo: TOOCLOSE oh we needn't be in that much proximity for friendship.

Yoritomo: I want you to get as far as physically possible away from m--I mean go enjoy yourself as a reserve member. No matter what I say, you'll just bring the biggest and worst victory back...
Tezcatlipoca: Ha, what a dull briefing that was! Let's make the front lines of battle interesting!
Yoritomo: ...huh, I didn't realize you wanted briefings to be interesting.
Tezcatlipoca: Hey, this is supposed to be a competitive game, not some boring training drill. Make it a heart pounding one, even if I don't have a heart to pound with!
MC: Heart joke! / ha. ha. ha. / Yeah!
Tezcatlipoca: I have an idea! How about you call me Tezkitty during this event?
Yoritomo: ...put someone else in charge then and you can go crazy all you like. I came to enjoy Mt. Hakone's hot springs instead of some plan I was stuck into.
Tezcatlipoca: You want to go to a hot spring instead of a fight? What kind of Warmonger are you? Don't you agree, BRRRROTHER?
MC: Not interested in the event? / Ahh, I see now. Sad. / (Hot spring visit!)
(C) Yoritomo: ...I don't know what you're thinking of, but stop looking at me like that.

Yoritomo: ...may I say something else?
Tezcatlipoca: Okay.
Yoritomo: Why did you turn our regularly scheduled winter drill into a game, sign me up against my will, and make those snow sculptures? You even spent our money on strange snow guns and brought that walking ulcer causer in front of--never mind that last bit. But anyways, isn't this rather hard to enjoy, General?
Tezcatlipoca: Haha! It's an event and it just started! You ought to enjoy yourself!
Yoritomo: That's rich coming from you...whatever. I've always known how farcical your ways of showing respect and making things happen without my knowledge were. Well anyways everyone, I personally have no commands to give. Do as you see fit.
Tanetomo: Sir, yes sir! Everyone, show off your maneuvers and cheer!
Shennong: Roger.
Yasuyori: Yes sir!
MC: Is this really okay...? / Yeaaah!

Tanetomo: Milord said we should all act at our own discretions, so I will do so.
Shennong: Haha, you're so stiff. He said to have fun, didn't he? I'm usually in the medic's office, so this is a nice change of pace. And these are snowballs so there won't be any injuries.
Yasuyori: Yes, this is a game. Aren't you a little too tense, Advisor?
Tanetomo: ...we're still supposed to win this.
Shennong: It's nice you're trying hard, but I'm ordering you off the field if you get hurt.
MC: Yeah, relax Tanetomo. / Chill a little / Let's all have fun!
Tanetomo: It must be nice to not use your brains. If we lose this because we worked clumsily...well if we're moving independently there's no need for an advisor, so I'll just be another officer.
Shennong: Okay Advisor Tanetomo.
Yasuyori: Understood! See my front line actions for yourself, Advisor!
Tanetomo: Then keep your eyes on me and see who the flower of the battlefield is.
Shennong: I'm more into grasses myself since they're bitter and good for sickness!
Tanetomo: How narrowminded of you, Doctor. Some flowers have poisons and poisons are a type of medicine too.
Tiger Man (from somewhere): Meeting time over, amigos! Come back to the field!

Later
Tiger Man: Time to get onto the field now, people! Let's have a big round of applause and cheers for them!
Mobs: YEEEAAAHHH
Tiger Man: ¡Gracias, amigos! Same rules as before, except for this new rule! If you get hit, you're out. Your snow guns will jam if we see you get hit, so pull out fast when that happens! Okay, got your tanks filled? Ready to go? Countdown time! 10! ...5! 4! 3! 2! 1! GOOOO!
MC: YEAH!
Tiger Man: Game on, people! The first one out is...
Jacob: I've been waiting for this, Warmongers. And MC. Let our fists of love talk!

Girimekhala: Hey don't just charge off alone like that!
Maria: Oh it's okay, Girimekhala.
Azazel: Indeed. Charging in solo is his strong suit.
Soldier A: WHAT!? Is he dissing us!?
Soldier B: And is using a goddamn knuckle gun!? Whatever, surround and shoot him! Suppress his movements first!
Jacob: Heh, clever plan. Guess what!?
Tiger Man (commentating):  ¡Ay dios mio! The blind man is grazing all those bullets! And now he's...doing a boxing counter!
Mob A: OOF
Mob B: How's he doing tha--OOF
Tiger Man: Double knock out! ...we're still having a snowball gun fight, right? Wow, he's not letting common sense trap him here!

Girimekhala: W-whoa...he's kicking so much ass.
Zabaniya: Yes, that level of skill I've never reached myself.
Azazel: His anime blindness battle bonus means working solo is better for him than acting with a group. He's also terrible with tactics so it all works out.
Girimekhala: I see. Well no I don't, but mad respect! Eat snowball, people!
Arslan: Follow Jacob!
Angels: YEEEAAAHHH
Tiger Man: The Missionaries are advancing! But the Warmongers aren't taking that lying down!
Wrestlers: Nobody told me the Missionaries were that strong! How'd they--(shot)
Arslan: Haha, you're getting into this Zabaniya!
Zabaniya: Yes, this is a rare opportunity. I will throw myself into this, and I will later punish myself.
Arslan: Stop bringing your fetishes to a game and chill!

Shennong: Hi guys, line's drawn here.
Arslan: Wow, it's Dr. Shennong! Funny how you're on the front line!
Zabaniya: This may be a game, but I will not hold back.
Shennong: Hahaha, strong boys popping up! Go easy on me, okay?
Arslan: You laugh, but you charged in alone too. Still one against many here...
Shennong: Hey don't lump me in with him! Fire!
Rangers: Yes sir!
Zabaniya: Where'd they come from!?
Shennong: Hey, I picked up some tactics from my own share of battles.
Arslan: Welp, you sure got me there! But we can't just lie down and lose here Zabaniya.
Zabaniya: Indeed. I shall battle to the end.
Shennong: What kind of preachers of love and charity are you people? Gotta stay on my toes here.

Tiger Man: Wow, this battle is just twisting and turning! This is one hot match people! Oh look, new squad appearing!
Yasuyori: I shall protect you, Advisor.
Tanetomo: Opening show's done, time for the masses to go now.
Angels: A gatling gun!? AAAAA
Tiger Man: ¡Híjole! Tanetomo and Yasuyori are working together to gun down everyone with Yasuyori covering the gaps in suppression fire!
MC: Good job guys! / Let's press our advantage, Tanetomo! / Yasuyori, I'll help!
---
(B) Tanetomo: Of course. I will do what I must to fulfill Milord's orders.
(C) Yasuyori: No worries, I know what I need to do!
---
Tanetomo: MC you should be careful. They're after you for some reason. Normally I'd make you bait, but since Milord hasn't ordered that I'm going to see how well you fight.
MC: Okay! / You believe in me? / Pamper me later?
(B) Tanetomo: Don't get carried away, that's just situational analysis.
(C) Tanetomo: The one who gets pampered here is ME.

Tanetomo: If the love tank finds us, he'll likely rout us all. MC, you hang back, get away, then flank him if you see him. You can handle that much, can't you?
Tanetomo: Okay, time to shoot down everyone else. Let's go Yasuyori.
Yasuyori: (blush)
Tanetomo: ...Yasuyori?
Bug A: I'm in love!
Bug B: My heart's going doki-doki!
Bug C: Love CAN bloom on the battlefield!
Shinya: Um, I'm sorry. (BANG)
Rangers: AAAAAA
Tiger Man: LOOK! It's the Missionaries MVP! He's not doing anything special but he's shooting down everyone! Actually it looks like the mobs are jumping into the shots? What?
Shinya: I honestly thought the Warmongers would be able to show something besides love towards me, but I guess not...wah, someone's behind me!
MC: Fight me Shinya!

Shinya: MC! ...my power really doesn't work on you, doesn't it? I'm bad at competing, but I'm going to try my best to face you head on!
Tanetomo: Stop, MC. Bad dog. Okay Shinya, I know all about you.
Shinya: Um, what do you mean?
Tanetomo: Your power of course. What kind of advisor would I be otherwise? I know how you can't do anything about it and I feel for you.
Shinya: Oh...
Tanetomo: ...but you know what? I hate you and your attitude towards it even more. You try to not use what you have and act like a nobody. But beauty is also strength just like bravery and wisdom are. You have power, so you should act like it! More importantly, I can't stand you getting more attention than me!
MC: Tell us how you really feel! / Actually this is kinda nice.
Tanetomo: ...Yasuyori, pay attention to me again. (smack)
Yasuyori: ...(gasp!) w-what was I doing!?
Tanetomo: I'll tell you later. Get ready to fight. And you, Shinya. Allow me to show you how soldiers live and how much bullets hurt!
Shinya: Sorry, I don't completely understand what you mean, but I do understand you don't like me. Thank you, I finally feel like I'm a part of the event! Cupid, full power!
End of Episode half

Live A Hero Virtual Fest Royale Episode 3 (Abridged)

??? (narrating): Dad was a strong hero.
Flashback!
reXer?: Cyber hero reXer is here! I can kick ass online and offline! Multiweapon change! Axe mode!
??? (narrating): Dad was a hero, online and offline. He did debugging work and made it look like a hero show to entertain people, and he fought villains and Monsters like it was debugging work.
reXer?: You like video games too, [REDACTED]? Keep at it! I'm cheering for you, son. Maybe you'll take up my torch one day. Kidding.
??? (narrating): When I also became a pro gamer and went to a tournament, he was my biggest cheerleader. I admired him and wanted to be like him. And then one day his joke stopped being a joke.
???: ...Dad? I've been working hard at the pro gamer thing even after you disappeared. I always place up in the top 8 or whatever and have getting famous...why'd you have to go? I wish you could've seen this.
??? (narrating): He was gone by the time my birthday came. But that was the day I got a message from him even though he was supposed to be gone.
???: A password? Isn't that...your avatar?

Title Card: Random Number Monstrosity

Present
Intermission time! The party is going to the port town where there's lots of NPCs and heroes there in a tavern. The party sits down to eat and talk.
Toshu: Delicious. It's like I'm eating genuine food.
Shaft: Weird how we can eat like this inside a game, but it feels real. How does it work...?
MC: Yeah, weird. Never seen these dishes but they're great.
reXer: You got into a capsule before getting into the game, yeah? They use light to stimulate the senses while the food and drink is them feeding nutrient jelly and drinks to us. Dunno the details since part of it is confidential Raidark tech.
Toshu: Magic, understood. Food is connected to energy though, so if it's delicious it's fine.
Shaft: Yes, thanks to space tech we can enjoy a meal together. Oh, this is a good time to learn more about each other!
Toshu: But we introduced ourselves already. What do we talk about? *(takes a drink)*
Shaft: Anything! ...oh I know. Why did everyone decide to participate? My agency recommended this of course, but it's been ages since I've done a team activity. Space taxi driving is mostly solo work.
MC: My agency recommended it too / Oh yeah, you're an ex-rugby player / oh yeah huh
(A) Shaft: Most agencies are doing this for publicity. And we get experience.
(B) Shaft: Yes, I've been doing team sports for so long that I miss it sometimes.
(C) Shaft: Right. Sometimes I miss when I was playing.

Shaft: So why are you here, Toshu?
Toshu: Same as you. Agency leaders sent us here last time too. I wasn't thrilled at first, but I was interested when I heard they were changing the setup. Sometimes struggling is necessary for wisdom.
MC: So this is like training? / Training every day is the basics, huh / How stoic
(A) Toshu: Indeed. The quickest way to being a samurai is studying the heart, strength, and technique of a martial artist.
(B) Toshu: Sort of.
(C) Toshu: I want to be a samurai, so training is obvious.

Shaft: What about you, Cerastium?
Cerastium: ...what is...my justice?
Shaft: Cerastium?
Cerastium: Huh? O-oh! Sorry, I was thinking about things.
MC: Ah.
Cerastium: This competition is like a festival for Orient City, right? That makes it UEHA Japan's jurisdiction so I couldn't join even if I wanted to. But now that I can join in while I'm in France, I joined thinking I could try out my justice.
reXer: ...oh, so it wasn't to win?
MC: What about you reXer? Winning?
reXer: M-me? Uhh...
reXer loudly clears his throat.
reXer: Winning of course. I'm a pro gamer, so I need to prove it sometimes. Why wouldn't I do my best to win?
Shaft: Oh, so that's why you made your suggestion.
reXer: ...right. I do this all the time, so me taking point should lead us to victory. Might as well since none of you are out to win exactly, right? Should be fine.
MC: I guess...? Winning isn't everything though.

Cerastium: That makes a certain kind of sense...
reXer: ...I'm not trying to start a fight. You can say what's on your mind.
Cerastium: We're a team, so we should support each other whether things are going for us or against us.
reXer: Will that guarantee us winning? Who's more used to this game world than me? Who can turn things around besides m--
Cerastium: I feel heroes need a reason to win even if they do. You fight rationally, but I don't see justice in it.
Shaft: Cerastium...? What are you...
reXer: Japan has the idea of "might makes right," doesn't it? Does that need to show justice?
Cerastium: Justice is respecting kindness and duty, saving people from Monster and the lawless, and correcting people who stray from the path. Saying things after you win isn't justice. At least, that's my belief.
reXer: ...but--
Cerastium: Yes, I'm repeating what Justice's justice is. So...I don't know, even though I came here to show what my justice is...
reXer: ...

Toshu: I don't think we got any closer.
Shaft: Yeah...
Awkward silence.
MC: Let's go look for it. Battles aren't just about fighting, you can find things in them too.
Cerastium and reXer: what
Shaft: I agree. That's the best path forward.
MC: Yeah! I have no proof but yeah!
Shaft: One for all! Let's try it!
Cerastium: !!
reXer: Hmm. I still want to win! Nothing else m--
Everyone's phones start pinging.
reXer: ...oh, time to go. I'll get the high score next time.
reXer runs off. Everyone follows after.

Later
The party goes to the port city wharf. Someone is coming.
???: bark bark!
Kouki: Sirius, stop that! Why are you--oh.
MC: Long time no see, Kouki! / Good boy! / Wow you dressed up
---
(A) Kouki: Yeah, same to you. My agency suggested I go, but I didn't think I'd see you here.
(B) Sirius: Bark bark!
Kouki: NOOO, get off them I'm not paying anybody's cleaning bills!
(C) Kouki: Hello I am an entertainer, thank you. I have to look my best whenever I go out.
---
Kouki: Wow, I never expected to go up against you--
???: Oh la la, is that you sweetcheeks? Did you come to see me?
Kouki: Oh no! The stench of sleaze is coming!
Alchiba: Well hello MC! Fancy seeing you again here.
MC: Alchiba! / Still a flirt I see / It's getting sexier in here!
(B) Alchiba: Heh. Everyone would do that when they see a charmer like you.
(C) Alchiba: Oh thanks. I keep myself looking sharp so I'll be good to see you whenever.

Alchiba: This must be fate. Hey wanna go on a date with me after this fi--
Kouki: Stop hitting on people right before we fight!
Alchiba: Man you are stuffy for a kid. Or maybe you just can't keep up since you're a kid?
Kouki: Screw you, the entertainment industry has been riding hard on my status as a kid!
???: What's all the noise? Have our next opponents arrived?
Rutilix: ...Master Sorcerer! Are you our next opponent!?
MC: Rutilix!? / huh, where's the king? / You AREN'T in armor!?
(A) Rutilix: Good to see you again after so long, Sorcerer. I never expected to reunite with you here. Space technology sure is magical...
(B) Rutilix: He is...somewhere. It was his idea for us to join. I do hope he is not causing problems okay.
(C) Rutilix: Yes, when we were brought to the capsules, His Highness told me to take it off. I haven't worn clothes like this since before becoming a knight. Do they look strange?

Kouki: What? MC, how do you know these people and what did you do to make them owe you?
Rutilix: RUDE! I've been telling you to show the utmost gratitude to MC!
Kouki: W-what's it to you!? Cultural imperialism!
Rutilix: How dare you take advantage of my showing kindness to you for being younger!
Alchiba: Ugh, the babies are fighting again.
Rutilix: Excuse you, I am a proper KNIGHT!
Alchiba: Yeah, sure, whatever. Anyways--
Red?: (stares)
Alchiba: It's great how this totally unsuspicious and unassuming guy is the strong silent type.
MC: Is that your fourth party member? ...nice to meet you?
Red?: ...MC of Parallel Flight, huh?
MC: w-what
Red?: Heh. (steps back)

Alchiba: Hey wait, at least introduce yourself like somebody on the up and up. Sorry baby, he's just like that.
Cerastium: Wow MC, you know almost all of the opposing party again...
reXer: We aren't here to make friends. Let's get suited and get ready to fight already.
Alchiba: So hasty. Welp! Operator!
Team Alchiba transforms!
MC: Us too then! Execute!
Team MC transforms!
Toshu: Hmm, an Aradician knight? How nostalgic. We may come from the same planet, but I will spare no quarter!
Shaft: ...sorry, can I make a suggestion before we begin?
reXer: Now? What is it?
Shaft: What if we try letting reXer do what he wants once?
MC: Huh. Let's try it!

Toshu: You what!?
Shaft: Please, Toshu. I don't plan on letting it happen every other time. We've been flustered from the start, so I want to try battling with reXer being the team center at least once!
Toshu: But...
Cerastium: I'm okay with that. He's been wanting to do so and been planning that from the start. So please, Toshu?
reXer: ...I'm in! I'll win it for us for sure this time!
Toshu: Fiiine, I see I'm outvoted.
Shaft: Thank you! Okay, MC can you strategize with the three of us in the back while reXer's up front?
MC: Time to give it a shot!
Everyone takes battle stances. Also...
Red?: (smirks at MC)
MC: w-wait what
System PA: 3...2...1...match start.
BATTLE START (more happens after)

Alchiba: OOF! Not bad, but I got a trick of my own!
Shaft: Rugby intuition intercept!
Alchiba: OOF, didn't see that coming! Still, you can't expect to win with th--
Shaft: reXer, now!
reXer: Right! Sword Mode, slash!
Alchiba: UGH, that was fast! I'm backing out, Operator!
reXer: One down!
Kouki: Hey, we're not going down that easy!
reXer: Oh no, an ambush!
Cerastium: Knight Defense!
Kouki: Where'd you come from!?
Cerastium: I have to be this fast to protect people! reXer!
reXer: ...right! Gamer Swing!
Kouki: OW! Dammit, if only you didn't get in the way...

Rutilix: What are you two doing!? Face me, foes!
Toshu: No, you shall face ME!
Rutilix: (gasps) You stopped me!? How!?
Toshu: Same home planet. I know those moves. reXer!
Rutilix: OH NO
reXer: Multiweapon, change! Axe Mode!
Rutilix: !? I still have enough room to get away!
reXer: ...! I misjudged the distance!
Rutilix: My turn! Saber Stab!
reXer: OOF! Dammit...
Toshu: (I knew it. He's unfamiliar with that weapon.)
reXer: One more time!
Rutilix: AGH! Not bad!
MC: Wow, this is actually working out better than expected!

Rutilix: I'M DOWN
reXer: One left! Just gotta keep up the pace and...!
Red?: ...
reXer charges at the last hero team member! Red? makes no attempt to move away.
Red?: ...hmph.
reXer: What, I missed!? He didn't even move!
Red?: Wow, your aim's that bad?
Red? is now behind reXer!
reXer: Wait, is he teleporting!? HAX!
Red? warps in front of reXer.
Red?: Weak.
reXer: OOF
MC: What just happened!?

Cerastium: I can't believe they still had power like that hidden!
Shaft: Wait, something's wrong!
reXer: Dammit, I shouldn't be taking damage like a bitch like that!
Red?: Reeeally? Yeah, a hero like you shouldn't be chumping out with just a little stat hacking.
reXer: WHAT
Sudden forest stage change!
MC: WHAT
Toshu: Wait, we were just at a wharf!
Shaft: The rest of the opposing team is gone too!
Red?: What, that's it? I warped us so I'm the only one against y'all.
Toshu: I will cut your attitude down to size!
Shaft: No wait, it could be a trap!
Toshu: !? I'm in quicksand now!
Red?: Just like my research said! You can't move right in watery places!
Toshu: What!? !!
Toshu barely grazes Red?'s attacks but...
Toshu: I'm stuck!
Red?: Pfft, loser.
Toshu: OOF
MC: Toshu!

Toshu is gonna get Falcon Punched!
Cerastium: Toshu! ...I'll stop you!
Cerastium tries to block for Toshu!
Cerastium: Ow, that's so strong!
Toshu and Cerastium both get knocked into the water.
Red?: That's it?
reXer: There's still me! Gamer Swing! (attempts to backslash Red?)
reXer: Dammit, he disappeared again!
Red?: Ooh, close one. You fight dirty for a hero.
reXer: How is he doing that!?
Shaft: reXer, I'll stall for you! Get some distance and--
Red?: Ugh. Fine, you first!
Red? doesn't swing very hard at Shaft but still somehow slams him into the water.
reXer: How can he be so strong!?
Red? uses Glare on reXer!
reXer: ...!? I've been paralyzed!
MC: reXer, what's wrong!? How's he binding you!?

reXer: What's going on!?
Red?: Loser!
reXer: OOF
reXer gets Mega Kicked!
Red?: One more!
Red? lied. Lots more actually as reXer's weapon drops to the ground.
Cerastium: reXer! (charges in)
Red?: !?
Red? angrily deflects Cerastium.

Shaft: Rugby Slam!
Red?: OOF! Well screw you too for--
Red? realizes he's been bounced towards Toshu.
Toshu: If you're coming this way, it would be remiss of me to drop the ball even if I can't move.
Toshu quickslashes!
Red?: ...
Toshu: I know not what sorcery you are using, but I will not stand for any more needless brutality!
Cerastium: Injustice!
The party has regrouped with everyone covering reXer.
reXer: Y-you...guys...
Shaft: Don't let your guards down, everyone!
Red? stands down surprisingly. Still looks pissy.
Red?: I don't get this at all. Every other MVP I took out had the team fall apart. Some people even begged for mercy. Did I jack the wrong guy? ...no wait, it's you guys not me. What makes you all different from the others?

MC: what?
Red?: ...whatever. I gotta get back before this dude's teammates notice and start yelling and screaming. Plus I can only fudge the clock so far and can't tire myself out too much. This has to be perfect.
Red? raises his hand, and the party readies to fight. But...
Red?: Next time, I'll put you guys in your place and show you who really is better.
Red? disappears as the area reverts back to the wharf!
PA System: Game set. Team Blue wins, calculating points.
Oh yeah, Team MC lost.
Kouki: W-wait, we won? After that ass kicking?
Rutilix: Somehow...what just happened?
Alchiba: And where's what's-his-face?

Cerastium: ...hey, time apparently stopped when we were at that other place. (checks phone clock)
Shaft: Really? And the other team doesn't seem to know what happened. That guy is gone too. Who was he?
Toshu: >:|
reXer: I-I...lost... :(
MC: You okay?
MC holds their hand out to reXer.
reXer: Oh, MC...
After a bit of hesitation, reXer takes their hand.
End of Episode