Live A Hero Lost Ancients of Blue Episode 2 (Abridged)

Hisaki: Wow those were some nice pancakes. Did you two have fun?
MC, Melide, and Hisaki are hanging out in the hotel lobby now.
Melide: Yes. I'm surprised they had so many familiar dishes on the menu. Is it because we're close to Earth? Thanks for showing us around, Hisaki.
Hisaki: It's cool! I'm glad I took a look around beforehand. I bet the Archimedes Group is why we saw so many familiar things.
MC: Yeah, you said that before / Isn't that...? / I feel like I heard that name before...
Hisaki: It's that big corporation that built Orient City with Raidark. They do lots of stuff, especially mining and essential utilities maintenance and transport.
Melide: Oh. Even I've heard of them. MC, you might've been involved with them in ways you didn't know.
Hisaki: They're funding the investigation into those mystery buildings.

MC: Any idea what's inside?
Hisaki: Oh, I guess only the investigation team was told about that.
Melide: Marfik said he wanted to look inside ASAP. Which means you guys haven't gone in yet?
Hisaki: Bingo! We haven't found an entrance, or anything that could open one up. We're checking the outside first so we don't destroy them.
Hisaki starts thinking aloud, hand on chin.
Hisaki: We haven't been able to break off any samples for material analysis either. The materials look like they're from an old civilization on this planet, but I'm most interested in the material and the tech that created it.
Melide: Won't that mean thieves can't break in either?
Hisaki: So far, which is why some guys will try more violent ways. It shouldn't be that easy to do, but if they manage it, they'll probably monopolize and abuse whatever they find. Maybe it was a military building if the exterior was that hard...
MC looks outside at the lake.
MC: Look! That thing from before!
There's a long necked sea creature in the lake! Also it looks like someone is riding it.

Hisaki: W-what? What's outside?
Hisaki and Melide look. The creature is gone, replaced by water ripples.
MC: Some long necked dinosaur thing was in the lake!
One panicked explanation later
Melide: ...huh.
Hisaki: Maybe something like that is on this planet, but I figured the local investigation units would have noticed already if so.
MC: But I DID see something.
???: Is that MC's voice I hear?
Andrew: It IS you! Long time no see.
MC: Andrew! Why are you here?

Andrew: Nice to see that you're okay. Work ordered me to come here as part of the security team since Archimedes Express does distribution on this planet too. Apparently the miss recommended me here so I could get some new stimulation...oh, who are these two? (bows to Hisaki and Melide)
Hisaki: I'm Hisaki, hero from Laborer's Site. Also another security team member. And the investigation team too. Looking forward to working with you tomorrow...huh? ...wait, are you an android?
Andrew: Yep! I'm an Anti-Monster battle android from planet Tronesion. Nice to meet you. Right now I'm just a delivery truck driver.
Andrew holds his hand out. Hisaki shakes it.
Hisaki: Tronesion? I've heard of the place, but they've got amazing tech from what I see now.
Andrew: Thanks! I'm proud of my body. And who are you, miss?
Melide: Um, Melide. Nice to meet you. I work with MC at Parallel Flight.
Andrew: A coworker? Nice to meet you! By the way, what were you guys talking about?
Hisaki: Oh... MC said they saw some dinosaur thingy in the lake.
Andrew: You saw the guardian god? I wish I could've seen it too. Where was it? (excitedly looks at the lake)
MC: Over there... what's the guardian god?

Melide: Andrew, what's the guardian god you were talking about?
Andrew: (stops looking to smile back) I asked the hotel folks, and they told me there's a legendary god they call Russy! They say it's a kind god who lives in the lake and keeps it calm and pretty.
Hisaki: What? Oh, they got Russy from Lake Rubul I guess. Wouldn't that make it a cryptid or Unidentified Mysterious Animal? And maybe they mistook it as something else? That happens a lot... (crosses arms)
Andrew: You don't believe? Can I ask why?
Hisaki: So I can't really prove a negative, but it's still just a rumor. Seeing is believing and MC said they saw it, but I still haven't...
Melide: But MC said they saw it before we heard about Russy. Isn't that too much of a coincidence...?
Andrew: If the god is a living thing like you guys, I think it might exist. I hope I can see it while we're here on Samaad!
MC thinks back on what they saw. They're sure they didn't mistake Space Nessie or the rider for anything else.

Title Card: The Lake Guardian God

The next morning
MC: Melide, you ready? Almost time to go.
Melide: Almost.
Swimsuit Melide!
Melide: ...h-how do I look? I hope it's not weird.
MC: You look great!
Melide: Really? I don't know since I don't wear things like this often. I never thought I'd need to wear a swimsuit for work, but we're patrolling in the water. Yours look good too...whatever it is you weren't drawn wearing.
Later
MC and Melide are going to the meeting place.
Melide: MC, were you able to sleep last night?
MC: Yep! / No... / How about you?
(A) Melide: That's nice. I'm happy if you're feeling good. We're working today and I'm helping, so let's do our best.
(B) Melide: You okay...? Even closing your eyes and breathing deep should help. Tell me if there's anything I can assist with.
(C) Melide: I'm okay. I never had such a fluffy bed, so I went to sleep right away. Let's do our best today.

At the meeting spot
Andrew: Morning!
Hisaki: Hey, morning you two!
MC: Wow, we're all on the same team! Glad it's with people I know.
Melide: Were you two waiting for us?
Hisaki: Nope! It's still early before the meeting time, and I can't keep you guys waiting anyway.
Andrew: I just got here too. Our guide should be here soon.
MC: Nice summer clothes!
Andrew: Thanks! Miss Flamier got these together for me for this job. Do I look good in them? I don't have enough information to judge myself, so please tell me!
Melide: I think it looks great. Very summery.

Hisaki: So you know Flamier, Andrew?
Andrew: You know about her? I was originally her bodyguard when she was little.
Hisaki: Oh, so that's how you became an Archimedes truck driver.
Andrew: Yes. I said I wanted to do work like other people after she grew up. This job has many opportunities to meet new people, so I said I wanted to join in.
Hisaki: Huh. So you're interested in meeting people?
Andrew: Yes, I like 'human' things since I want to be more human too.
Hisaki: ...ahh. (starts thinking)
Andrew: So clothes like this in Samaad and similar environments is humanlike. Got it! Can I use the outfits you're all wearing as references too?
Melide: M-maybe not mine, we're too different in size.
Hisaki: I kinda wanna see that! How's mine, Andrew? (fashion poses)
MC: Your swimsuit looks great. / Cute!

Hisaki: Hehe! I brought my favorite swimsuit. I was wondering if I was putting out too much charm out there!
Melide: Yours looks good too.
Hisaki: inorite? I'm glad you get it! It looks right in place next to how good you guys look!
Hisaki rubs his nose. Melide holds her mouth and giggles.
Melide: You're such a kidder.
Hisaki: W-what? I'm being serious here. M-MC! You get my charms, right!?
MC: Yep, sure. Whatever. / You say something? / Yeah, you're handsome.
(AB) Hisaki: Oh come on, don't joke around!
(C) Hisaki: O-ohh... whoops, I let my guard down.

Andrew: Wow, I read Hisaki's lines right out of a book earlier! Is this what humans call "hitting on"? I'm so glad to see it live!
Hisaki: WHAT? No, I wasn't hitting on anyone! I am a true gentleman and--
???: Oh, here you guys are. Your pictures were on the contract, I think.
The party looks over to see Gaius!
Gaius: Sorry to interrupt your fun. You guys part of the security team?
MC: ...are you the guide? / Wow, a full blown diver suit / Hot AND cool!
(C) Gaius: W-what!? You really just said that to someone you just met? You're crazy... Whatever, forget about me and confirm if you're in the security team or not.

Melide: Yes. Who are you?
Melide pulls out her phone to show the paperwork.
Gaius: ...so we really do have a little kid and android here. Whatever. But anyways, hi. I'm the lake guide and hero swimming with you on the patrol course...name's Gaius by the way.
Andrew: I'm Andrew, hero from Global Drivers Union.
Andrew smiles and holds his hand out for a handshake. Gaius ignores this.
Gaius: I checked you guys with the contracts, so forget the intros. You're Andrew, Hisaki, Melide, and MC. And in the water, you obey me. (stares)
Gaius: ...one word of warning. No mercy to anyone who pollutes or damages the lake. You keep that in mind, and I won't care much about whatever you do. I'll do the job I was hired for. Now let's get this over with.

Gaius puts diving gear down. Hisaki snorts at this.
Hisaki: Hey, we're gonna need teamwork if we're gonna make this go smoothly. Gaius or whatever? You know us, but we don't know you. If you really are serious about doing a professional job, you can at least give a real introduction of yourself.
Gaius: ...right, you had a tattoo on your arm in your photo. Did you put it on yourself...?
Andrew: I agree with Hisaki. Tell us about yourself.
Gaius: Me? I already told you my name. What more do you want? If you got questions, just ask. I don't really know how to do them polite introductions. (crosses arms and mutters to himself)
Melide: Well as an Operator, I might have to operate you. Can you tell me how you think in case it comes to that? MC, do you have any questions?
MC: Why are you a diver? You been working long? What agency are you in?

Gaius: ...(sigh) fiiine, I'll answer them in order. I originally lived here and work as a private guide. Been about five years or so? I've been here tons of times since I was a kid, so I know it better than other people. I'm part of Independent Heroes, but I don't really leave Samaad much... happy? I don't have much else to tell.
Hisaki: ...well okay then! Nice to meet you Gaius!
Melide: I don't know a lot, but I'll do my best to not get in the way. Please teach me if something comes up.
Andrew: I'm happy to hear more about you! Nice to meet you, Gaius.
Andrew puts his hand out again. Gaius is confused but shakes it after a moment.
Gaius: Yeeeeaaaah, this is throwing me off my groove. Whatever, can we get started on work yet? I just want to protect the lake... well I guess these guys are fine?
No one can hear Gaius talking to himself over the wind.

Later
Gaius: And that's the end of my explanation. Any questions?
Andrew: I'm good. We just have to follow you and swim.
Hisaki: Yeah, radars don't work because we don't know much about the jamming...meaning we have to patrol in person ourselves.
Gaius: Yeah, that's what I heard. The route I'm in charge of doesn't go down that deep. Being underwater is different than being on land, much more danger. Tell me if anything is off.
Andrew: Okay! This is going to be exciting! I wonder if we'll see the lake guardian god?
Gaius: ...you're not going to short out or blow up when you go underwater, are you?
Andrew: I'm waterproofed, so it's okay. Having a metal body means I'm dense which means I'll sink though. I don't think I'll sink to the bottom, but I might submerge from high water pressure... But I can use jets to keep afloat! It's green tech!
Gaius: Huh, wow.
Hisaki: Interesting...no wait, I have to focus on work now. Speaking of, I got presents for everyone! Can you guys gather around?

Hisaki gives out mouth devices to everyone in the party.
Melide: ...is this a whistle?
Hisaki: It's my newly invented underwater breathing tool! It's not being mass produced yet, but I guarantee its safety in testing! With these, we can breathe and talk underwater. I ordered a whole bunch for the investigation team because losing communications would be bad!
Andrew: Oh right, people need to breathe. Can I get one so I can communicate?
Hisaki: Sure! Hang the thread from your neck to use it. And Andrew, want some waterproofing spray? That way you can go in with your clothes on.
Andrew: May I? Okay!

Gaius: ...huh. You made this? I'm used to an air tank, so I'm going the way I usually do...then again, having one should make talking convenient. I can attach it to the tank, right?
Hisaki: Yeah, I'll just adjust it first. Can I see your tank?
Gaius: (frowns) ...don't do anything weird with it.
Hisaki: I won't. Our lives depend on this thing, so I wanna be careful. If you're that worried, watch me do the whole thing. I'm a genius engineer!
Gaius reluctantly hands the tank over.
Hisaki: I see. Pretty simple design...okay, done.
Gaius: ...really? Well I guess I'll find out soon. Let's go. We'll start by warming up in the shallows. Get used to the water or you'll hurt yourself later.
Andrew: It's time! Melide, are you good at swimming?
Melide: Umm... (looks anxious for a second)
MC: What's wrong? / Don't like the water?
(A) Melide: ...I've never swam at all before. Never been in a pool or the ocean.
(B) Melide: It's not that...I've just never been in water before.

Melide: I've never been to school and I've never needed to swim before...sorry.
Hisaki: Oh, it's cool! We're with you, no worries. It may be scary, but just give it a try.
Gaius: ...huh. Can't imagine never being in water before since I've always been around it as a kid. Don't force it. How about we try getting into the water first? There's long distance swim support machines to use too if getting better doesn't work out. I'm an instructor too, so I'll tell you if anything's dangerous.
Andrew: How very human in thinking processes, you two! People can grow and change! I can't swim either, but I can use my jets to save you Melide!
MC: Wanna try? I can hold your hand. Give it a shot.
Melide: ...okay then. Thanks everyone.
Melide takes MC's hand and slowly enters the water.
Melide: ...it's nice and cold. Oh look, there's some fish swimming up.
Melide lets go when the water reaches chest level.
Melide: ...I'm alright. I'm a little worried, but I'll try not to cause problems.

MC: ...hey Melide, got a sec?
Melide: ...did I mess up?
MC: (shakes head and holds out pinky finger) Let's decide on a sign when we need help. I'll come get you, promise.
Melide: ...oh, okay. (confused pinky promise!)
Melide: ...it's a promise. I'll be sure to call you if I'm in trouble. Hee hee. I've never done a pinky promise before. I'll try to make myself useful here, so let's try swimming practice.
Melide lets go. Andrew and the others come up from behind.
Andrew: You okay with the water Melide? Let's warm up!
Gaius: Right, make sure you stretch. Cramping in the water sucks.
Hisaki: We should also be ready to fight in case anything ever happens!
Gaius: Oh yeah. Melide, MC. Have you guys gotten my contract yet?

MC nods.
Gaius: Good. Alright, you take command if a battle happens, so make your orders good.
Hisaki: We might not win if we suddenly run into something, so I got something to prepare for that! Uhh...here we are!
Hisaki pulls out a dummy robot Monster and clicks it on with a switch.
Andrew: A-a Monster? It's not attacking, though...
Melide: Wow, it looks real but it doesn't feel real. Did you make this?
Hisaki: Yep! Aren't I great? I set it up to move and react to Parallel Weapons. It'll attack in battle, and it's plenty tough so go ahead and try to break it. It's fine.
Andrew: Okay!
The dummy Monster just floats there.

Gaius: Man, you really can make anything you put your mind to. MC, Melide, transform us.
MC and Melide do so.
Gaius: Alright, I'll show you guys what I can do. I need to show that I can fight as a hero.
MC: Leave the operations to us / Let's see how you fight / Your hero suit is awesome!
---
(C) Gaius: W-what!? I seriously don't get you.
---
Gaius: Eh, watch and learn. I was always gonna do my own thing.
Hisaki: Behold my awesome fighting prowess!
Andrew: Target confirmed, shifting to combat mode.
The party readies their weapons, making the training dummy respond.
Melide: ...I'm operating too. Careful everyone.
Andrew: Multiple commanders? Understood, let's go!
MC: Training battle, ride on!
BATTLE START

Holy Night Gangstar Episode 2 Part 2 (Abridged)

Nirai Kanai, the island world surrounded by ocean. They believe a paradise of supernatural beings live beyond the ocean horizon where the sun sets every day. People also believe that the dead cross over the horizon to become ancestral spirits that watch over the living. And they had a king who graced the people and built a dynasty to unify them all. His influence was like the sun shining beyond the horizon, so he was identified as the sun to the point of inheriting those memories. His hands could reach everyone. Well, almost everyone.
The people of the land shone more faintly compared to the king, yet Teda's favor extended even to the final destination of the dead. The scale of his being was beyond that of the people, and he and the part of World Representative together formed System Nirai Kanai. System Nirai Kanai is the System that makes everyone Teda's beloved family that serves him forever. He was revered since birth, so he never thought there was anyone who didn't love him.

Teda: I'm always gonna watch over the lower people and love them! Now love me the most and never look away!
The boy was a hero who ran the fields of battle in his youth with his bow and helmet. The people saw Teda as someone to respect, not someone easily approached. Those chosen would be his servant shrine maidens who all strove to be first among his admirers.
Teda: More!
Then one day Teda had an audience with this one shrine maiden. This one DIDN'T throw herself onto the floor in awe and humility at his presence.
Teda: What? You could stand to be happier with me reaching out to you. This is an honor, you know!
The shrine maiden rejected him.
Teda: (This girl needs to know her place and see how great I am. This is gonna take a while.)
Teda: By order of the king! Give your lap as a pillow to me! ...hey get back here!

Teda just could not comprehend this girl who was so different from everyone else.
Teda: Hey...do you not like me!?
The shrine maiden left, not even answering the question in any manner.
Teda: Dumdum, get back here! How can anyone not love me!?
This was a shock to Teda since it never happened before.
Teda: ...fine! I'll just make you look at me! And I'll do everything I can to make you fall for me!
This was the first time Teda felt this particular emotion. He wanted to shoot them in the heart, make them only see him.
Teda: You get how great I am yet!? Your love for me is a reward too, you know. Now let me use your lap as a pillow! Yep, I'm brilliant today too. You can see that, right?
This was supposed to be a happy time...but eventually the gears stopped meshing.
Teda: Dumdum, why do you look sad lately? You not happy with my love?
The shrine maiden didn't look any happier. Months passed. Then one day she disappeared into the abyss of Obotsukagura. Then the memories inside Teda remembered their old family. They saw a memory of the first time they saw their pregnant lover. And then after a beach purification ritual, they returned to the deep sea where even the sun's light doesn't reach.

Present
Teda: I'm ready Koropokkur! Let's do THIS THING!
Koropokkur: Dressed like that? Are your senpais serious?
Teda: The kids will love me like this! Santa's already loved by kids, so if I combine myself with Santa I'll be super loved!
Koropokkur: What kind of a moron are you!?
Time for a failure montage!
Boy A: Stranger danger!
Boy B: Santa! Did you bring me a present? No? WAAAH!
Boy C: That bag is sus! YOU'RE SUS!
Koropokkur: Ha ha, faker!
Teda: I'm not owned! I'm not owned! ...hey wait, look at that!
Bertro: Are you cold, MC? I have prepared plenty of things for you so you can use them if you like. I even have sunglasses for sun glare reflected off snow because I thought something like that might happen!
MC: Thanks. Hey, who's that? / Let's hold hands, Bertro
(C) Bertro: Okay! Let me find mittens that feel nice to touch.
Teda: NOOOO

Teda: I can't BELIEVE you'd flirt with someone else in front of me! Also I can't believe I'd met you here. Whatcha here for? I could lend you a hand and give you the honor of my assistance!
Bertro: MC and I have things to do, so could you leave? You owe me for not telling people you were there at that thing back then! That's why you went through the trouble of calling me then, right?
Teda: !!!
Bertro: Oops, I said too much! Sorry, everyone makes mistakes.
Teda: Dammit, Guildmaster! You're gonna fawn over me too now
Bertro: Hahaha! Come on, a king can take a little joke, right?
MC: Nice outfit / He's just gonna follow us anyway, Bertro / Teda, were you there for THAT?
(A) Teda: !! Yeah! Good eye on you! Now come over here and dote on me! I permit it!
Bertro: Hmm. Teda, it looks like you're trying very hard to impress a certain someone by dressing in a Santa costume like me.
(C) Teda and Koropokkur look away.
Koropokkur: We lost at hide and seek...I originally asked him for help and now this is our life. We really shouldn't be getting involved with adult stuff.

Teda: Hold my hand, I'll warm you up in a flash!
Suddenly someone hugs MC from behind to stop Teda!
Fuxi: MC, I'm so glad you're alright! I came over when I heard the slum town children were attacked. I don't know what I'd do if anything happened to you... But I see there's a swarm of pests trying to touch you. (eyes Teda and the others)
Fuxi: Haven't I told you I'M the one who thinks of you the most? You don't have time to look at anyone else, so please put everything else besides me out of your mind.
MC: (bearhug Fuxi back) / (flail) / Ugggghhh...
(A) Fuxi: Yes! YES! A violent sister is fine too!
(B) Fuxi doesn't even bat an eye.

Teda: Hey. MC is MINE, jerkface.
Koropokkur: Keep your dirty adult hands off MC, thanks.
Fuxi: Oh no, hooligans. I'll be gentle with you.
MC: Big Bro I'm glad, but could you not for now? / (look to Bertro for help) / Nobody's listening!
Bertro: I saw this coming so I was hoping we could avoid it. Well, how about you step back first? It'd be unfortunate for you to get pulled in. I know how difficult it is to stop things after they start, but--wait! I'm done with my simulation predictions!
Teda: Guildmaster, we got things we can't back out on. Can you back off? It's not like you have enough strength to compete with us, right?
Bertro: I might be frail, but things will end if something besides us joins in. (excitedly pulls out a ROCKET LAUNCHER)
Koropokkur: Why are you even here? I'll be quick and cool these idiots' heads off.
Fuxi: My story with MC needs no side cast. Would you all leave?
Teda: (jabs a finger towards MC) Watch me dumdum! This time, my light and hands will reach through everywhere in you!
BATTLE START (more happens later)

MC: Bertro sure is watching that battlefield. / Cold. Can you guys hurry it up? / I wonder if I can get away...?
Bertro: Present from Santa Bertro! (fires a present into the ground that blows up into a smoke bomb)
Teda: Don't think that'll hide my light!
Fuxi: ...! No, Teda! Wait--
Teda activates the fire on his bow and immediately blows up the Battle Area because the smoke was actually flammable.
Bertro: Deck the halls with balls of fire, fa la la la la la la la la la~! Okay, let's get out of here MC.
MC: eHehehEHhe / whoa that wasn't a toy / Nice, buddy!
Bertro is about to take MC's hand when a light arrow shoots out!
Teda: Hey, hands off. My big moment's just started!
Bertro: ...huh, that did less damage to you than I thought. Next shell--!
Bertro has countermeasure shots for every World Representative to keep up with the battle flow even with him being weaker.
MC: Go, Big Bro! / Bertro, don't get hurt! / Teda, help~
(A) Fuxi notices and blows a kiss. Everyone else gangs up on him because they notice or just don't like him.
(B) Bertro: Thanks, I'm okay! Have some popcorn! (throws popcorn to MC)
(C) Teda: Yeah, say my name! I'll brighten the world for you!
Fuxi, Koropokkur, and Bertro: AN OPENING
Teda: Whoa, hey don't gang up on me!

Bertro looks to be dominating the early part of this fight, so Fuxi and Koropokkur decide to change gears.
Koropokkur: Teda, we're gonna lose at this rate. Let's team up for now.
Fuxi: Oh, they're teaming up. How about we do too? It's better that than going 1v3.
Bertro: I'm the weakest here. You sure?
Fuxi: Good joke! You know we'd win if we team up.
Bertro: Hahaha! Okay then, watch your back!
Teda: Can it, Koropokkumquat! I'M the strongest and coolest here!
Koropokkur: Stop being stupid!
Teda: WATCH ME, MC!

Teda flares up his flames!
Koropokkur: Are you trying to burn the whole place down!?
Bertro: ...well this is a surprise. If he gets like that, only you and Koropokkur can stop him.
Fuxi: Hehe. Guildmaster Bertro, it seems he's terrible at calculating human emotions. Don't worry, I'll guarantee your safety. I'm sure only you and I can avoid the disaster he'll bring. All I have to do is take him down after he blows his load and I WIN! MC, I'm going to get a perfect victory. Would you like to have a private lunch with me somewhe--
MC: STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT AND STOP HIM, STUPID BROTHER!
MC gets out of Fuxi's arms and runs towards Teda!
Fuxi: No, stop! This is an app battle, but you'll still get caught in the crossfire if you go!
Fuxi reaches out, but his heart aches at seeing MC's back and his arm drops weakly.

Koropokkur: ...you are SUCH a pain in the butt.
Bertro: Angle more to the right. We have enough firepower.
Koropokkur: I know!
Bertro: 3... 2... 1... Fire!
Teda notices MC running over before fire and ice are fired off against each other.
Teda: Hey wait, MC! Get away!
Teda's distraction delays him a microsecond more than Bertro calculated, resulting in Koropokkur's blizzard blasting through Teda's attack. Teda realizes this and pushes MC back as he closes his eyes.
Teda: ...ass. I hate that you took my attention away, dumdum.
MC: SWIIIING!!!
MC swings at the icicle fired at Teda to block it. Teda opens his eyes when he realizes he hasn't been hit.
Teda: Hey! I'd have been fine against that!
MC: I was worried about you. I was running before I knew what I was doing. It's your fault anyways for flipping out.

Teda notices MC got frostbite from that attack and gently warms them.
Teda: ...I didn't mean to get you involved in this. But it's not my fault! Why'd you gotta get so friendly with Bertro and even Fuxi!?
MC: Were you worried about me being taken by someone else? I don't belong to anyone.
Teda: I just don't like it. It's...like...
MC: (pat his head) / (poke his cheek and call him cute) / (say you'd be fine with a childish partner)
Teda: !?
Everyone else runs over.
Koropokkur: You okay? I wasn't expecting you to jump out like that.
Bertro: No, it's my fault for not seeing this coming.
Fuxi: ...you've never changed. You didn't fear getting hurt yourself this time either. I'm sorry for pushing a joke too far. I really did come to see you though... You're looking for Don Simurgh, right?
MC: (looks at Teda) Come on, you too.
Teda: ...okay, fine. There's places I can't reach either.
MC: (glares) Not that.
Teda: Okay, I overdid it! Happy, dumdum!?

Fuxi: Hehe. You must be the only person who can make the sun king Teda apologize.
Koropokkur: Normally I have to be the one to stop him, but next time I'll just call you.
Teda: Shut up you guys! If you're going somewhere, show me the way! I'll help you out, so you better only look at me MC!
MC: Okay, we all made up? / No fighting, okay? / You'd be coming even if I never asked, right?
Fuxi: MC, ask me to come along too! I'll take you to Don Simurgh if you do!
Bertro: Let me give this to you guys first!
Bertro slaps stickers onto the World Representatives. They say "DANGER DO NOT MIX."
MC: Stop that! / Is this really okay...? / (stick one on Bertro too)
(C) Bertro: Thanks buddy! I've calculated for you too. (sticks on one MC)

Koropokkur and Fuxi seethe quietly about the stickers. Teda thinks about what happened and how he saw the light of the person he tried to give his favor to in MC. He also thinks back on some interrupted thoughts. He is the sun beloved by all, so it's unthinkable for anyone to hate him. Now he thinks it might have been jealousy. When she left, he didn't want to give his favor to the other people like usual. Maybe the other people got jealous of her and drove her off. But what if that wasn't it...?
MC: Teda? Why are you staring off into space? Not feeling well?
Teda: I'm totally fine! Let's go already!
MC: Hmm...weird. I bet he'd just wave it off and ask "you care about me that much?" though.
Teda: (shakes head) (I gotta stop worrying! It's your fault for leaving without a word anyway! Now I just gotta figure out how to burn all these other jerks...)
Fuxi: (Tsk. I couldn't make the immature brats leave. Oh well, it's fine. I can just try to crush them later, eheheHEHEHEH)
Bertro: (...! I thought of a new joke for MC! I hope they like it!)
Koropokkur: (These jerks are all thinking of something stupid. Whatever, I just need to protect MC.)
MC: Let's go! / The more the merrier! / ...don't fight, okay?
End of Episode

Holy Night Gangstar Episode 2 Part 1 (Abridged)

Tokyo Casino
An eagle-eyed bird splits his bets between 13 and 14 on the roulette table.
Fuxi: Betting time's done! Spin the wheel!
The ball falls on 13!
Fuxi: Nice going, Don Simurgh!
Simurgh: ...I was here for other things, but I didn't expect to see such a big shot.
Fuxi: Oh I just thought I might see you if I came in today.
Mobsters point their guns at Fuxi. He doesn't even bat an eye, so Simurgh waves them down.
Simurgh: Maybe you should be more afraid.
Fuxi: Oh I DO have things I'm afraid of. Like my sister ignoring me.
Simurgh: ...how'd you know I'd be here today?
The mobsters shiver in fear because no one outside the gang was supposed to know that.

Fuxi: Fortune telling! Nothing to worry about. So I'm not on good terms with the Casino's managing guild, but plenty of people here seek my fortune telling consultation so I can come and go as I please. Just like how you sell your feathers' healing ability!
Simurgh: Did your fortune telling not tell you talking so much would put me in a bad mood? I can make sure you'll never see your precious sister ever again if I say so.
Fuxi walks over and gets into Simurgh's personal space, whispering.
Fuxi: ...no one can tear us apart. Whoops! I came to give you a suggestion today.
Fuxi eyesignals the staff to bring out a bunch of metal cases.
Fuxi: I know you're looking for an investor to fund your family operations, so why not make it me? I'm as fabulously wealthy as the next crazy rich socialite to safeguard people from the Seven Misfortunes and Eight Pains of Buddhism.
Red: Boss, no! We can do something ourselves!
Yellow: He's plotting something!
Simurgh: You can't possibly want my stupid power. What's your deal?
Fuxi: Oh, it's simple. HELP ME FACILITATE MY LIFE WITH MY SISTER!

Fuxi: Whoops, excuse me. My sister always said I have a bad habit of going straight to the conclusion. I try to keep that in mind, and she's so frank it's cute...oh I'm going off topic again. Well anyways, you're going to come into contact with someone named MC. Want to see a picture? (pulls out a picture, kisses it, wraps it up, and puts it away)
Fuxi: Help me get closer to them!
Simurgh: (I have made a terrible decision to have gotten to this point. So do I accept this gift or not...?)
Simurgh: Okay, I like people who care about their families... I accept your gift. Still, I have to ask: can't you just talk to them directly?
Fuxi: ...they won't come to me if I don't do all this.
Simurgh goes back to the roulette table and gestures for Fuxi to sit down. The mobsters point guns at him again. Simurgh sees a faint reaction but can tell it's not fear.
Simurgh: Everyone here's got their secrets, so I don't need any more explanations. Show me your nerve. Call it!
Fuxi: 24.
It's 24!
Simurgh: Amazing. To our future collaboration.
Simurgh holds his hand out. Fuxi shakes. The two play more rounds and Simurgh has to accept Fuxi can see the future.

Later
Simurgh: ...finally, you're here. Look after Zhurong.
Fuxi: Okay. Take care! You'll be fine though. Zhurong, let's watch a video inside!
Zhurong: ...? Okay, see you later.
Simurgh: Be a good boy. I'll be back.
Outside
Red: Don, they're here. We're ready.
Cat A: Hey, we're sparrow hunting here.
Cat B: Uh, the don told us not to do this. We really gonna do it with the three of us...?
Cat C: Yeah. We win fast and hard or we die. Let's go.
Simurgh: Have fun in hell, boys.

Elsewhere, at Nakano
Koropokkur: ...so what's your stupid Plan B, genius?
Teda: It's cool! Some guys here are gonna give me a good idea!
Koropokkur: So, outsourcing random ideas. It's a kid's way of thinking and I like that but...wait, why are we using Presence Concealment out here anyway?
Teda: Behold! (steps out from Koropokkur's leaf and instantly gets mobbed by randos that don't question his sudden appearance)
Agent A: TEDA PLEASE STAR IN MY NEXT VIDEO
Mermaid B: Teda, let's make a music video together!
Guy C: Teda, have you thought about joining our pretty boy idol band?
Teda runs back under Koropokkur's leaf and the crowd for all intents and purposes disappears)
Teda: I'm cursed with being so loved! Now come on, this way!
Teda leads Koropokkur towards the sounds of a biwa and flute playing.

Inside
Benten: Teda, you can't just call us over and then be late like a jackass! And it's the end of the year with so much work...!
Hermes: Hey, I'm cool with it. You'll owe me for this, right Teda? ...but you'll have to ask someone else to introduce you to the Arakawa peeps.
Jiraiya: Aww, come on guys! This sounds like fun.
Teda: Guys, this is Koropokkur! He's a disrespectful dumdum who speaks to me like an equal!
Koropokkur: ...hi. (coldly greets the others)
Benten: Whoa, where'd he come from and how'd he do that?

Teda: Koropokkur you are SO rude to tall people.
Koropokkur: Tall people spoiling you suits you, not me.
Teda explains to Team Phantom Thieves about the event plot so far: Koropokkur accidentally ruined Christmas! They tried to borrow Santa's bag to fix it, but then some other people came and took it.
Jiraiya: You guys tried to take it too? That's hilarious! Santa Claws actually asked us to take the bag back for him! We could've fought you guys too if things were different, even if I feel like I'm not strong enough to win...
Benten: How much of a meathead are you to think about giving presents yourself because the presents weren't given out on time? Why not a charity drive or something? Like, buy presents on sale.
Everyone Else: !?

Benten: ...what?
Teda: Oh my god, Benten said something sensible! I thought she'd have the least helpful things to say!
Benten: HEY! Stop letting your viral attention go to your head!
Teda: Aw, come on! I'll be in one of your videos, okay?
Benten: No thanks, I'M supposed to be the star.
Koropokkur: (Oh no, there's more spotlight hogs...)
Nakano is the school of the popular, and Teda shines even amongst that crowd. Koropokkur thinks Teda likes them because they're rival stars he can compete with.
Hermes: Hey Koropokkur or whatever your name was. Did the people who take Santa's bag have a black bird guy with them?
Koropokkur: ...yes, you know him? You don't seem all that respectable.
Hermes: I bet that was the Simurgh Family from Arakawa then. All I know is that they look like the top dog as a group. Never actually seen or met them before though. Apparently they're giving presents to the kids in that city for Christmas.
Teda: Rivals? Okay, help me guys! This is an honor for you!
Benten: Meh okay. Might as well do something decent for once.
Hermes: I can do behind the scene stuff!
Jiraiya: Sounds good! Don't let your guard down around me though.

Arakawa
Cat C: Fucker! (flop)
Those cats are dead. Or at least shot the hell up.
Simurgh: Noble Phantasm, Star of Altair!
Simurgh summons/creates rainbow birds from his artifact, which then grab his feathers with his beak and fly up.
Cats: We're being healed? ...AAAAHHH
The cats get shot up again.
Simurgh: Clean up this mess.

Inside
Ose: I wasn't expecting the boss to bring you here. I've seen videos of you while I was moving around. Oh! I'm Odell, a bodyguard.
Fuxi: Pleased to meet you. I'm Fuxi, Don Simurgh's collaborator.
Zhurong: I'm Zhurong! Nice to meet you two!
[If MC has a gender]
Fuxi: ...you get along with MC like siblings, right?
[If MC is nonbinary]
Fuxi: ...you call MC "___" right?

Fuxi: I'm MC's brother, so you can treat me like a brother too.
Simurgh returns.
Ose: Oh that was fast. I guess you didn't need my help.
Simurgh: I don't have the money to pay loafers who don't do anything.
Ose: The Family's doing great lately! Is that Fuxi's doing? Is that shot bar his idea too? It didn't seem like something you like.
Simurgh: He insisted, so I had to...
Fuxi: Personal interests! I was hoping my sister could work there sometimes.
Fuxi pulls out a picture of MC to simp over. Ose looks unimpressed.
Ose: Won't your sister hate that..? This seems improper.
Fuxi: Yes, they might look at me as less than dirt but that's fine too. But if they say yes and the riffraff start eying them like meat, when they go home I can ehEhheheHEH
Ose: Welp! Love comes in all kinds. Fingers crossed it doesn't blow up.

Simurgh: Why don't you bartend if you're not gonna bodyguard?
Ose: Where's the fun in that? I'm happy to do it if you say so though. Maybe your other bodyguard can do it. I bet he'd bring in big spenders who want him to be happy!
Simurgh: You shut up about that. He already works himself too hard for Kenta, so I'm not making him do work he doesn't want.
Ose: ...then what about me?
Simurgh notices Zhurong looking confused, so he headpats him.
Simurgh: Sorry about all that talk. Come over here.
Zhurong: It's okay. It's for work, right?
Zhurong sits on Simurgh's lap. Ose watches and narrows his eyes.
Ose: Hmm. So it's true he's doting on Zhurong like the rumors say. Does he like innocent little children? I was thinking he didn't since I hadn't seen him act that way until now.
Simurgh: I can grant your death wish if you want.
Simurgh points a gun at Ose, but then the door slams open as Barguest barges in looking all beat up.
Ose: Oh look, speak of the devil. It's Bodygaurd #1, looking pretty bad off actually.
Simurgh: ...what is it?
Barguest: KENTA'S BEEN ATTACKED!
Reaction shots all around!
Fuxi: ...they're moving faster than expected. Excuse me, I must go get my sister.
End of Episode half

Live A Hero Lost Ancients in Blue Episode 1 (Abridged)

One summer day...
MC: (door slam!) HOLY CRAP IT'S HOT
Mokdai: Y-you okay?
Ryekie: We're back! It was so hot today that just walking worked up a sweat!
Sui: I'll bring towels.
Akashi: Wow, you're sweating buckets MC. Get some water before you faint.
Ryekie: I got through it by thinking of it as training!
Mokdai: Wow...just getting here from home tires me out. Here you guys go! Mineral barley tea.
Ryekie: Thanks! It's nice and cold!
Sui: I brought the towels and wet them. Here you two go.
MC: Ooh...thanks Sui! / Aren't you hot, Ryekie? / Do we have anything cold to eat, Mokdai?
(A) Sui: Make sure you don't get heatstroke. I'll chill the towel for you if it gets warm.
(B) Ryekie: Yes, but that's why I'm enjoying it! Cold showers on hot days are the greatest! Wanna take one together?
(C) Mokdai: I thought this would happen so I bought tons of ice cream! We got vanilla, chocolate, matcha, and fruit flavors!

Huckle: Hi guys. You're back early.
Melide: Welcome back. Want some salt candy since you're so sweaty?
Exio: Welcome back you two. Business must've went well.
The three of them came out of a meeting room.
Ryekie: Yep, MC did great! I'm so proud!
Exio: Good to see you're doing well in office work too, MC.
Melide: But don't push yourself too hard in this weather.
MC: Thanks Melide / I'll submit the report, Director
(A) Melide: I know how hard you work, you know. And how you help explain the work to me.
(B) Huckle: Thanks MC. But how about taking a break first because you just got back from the heat?

Break time!
Exio: ...huh, Crowne's not in today.
Mokdai: Yeah she's busy at her spacecraft workshop. She said before that summer is busy, but she's doing her best to make the schedule fit hero work too.
Akashi: A lot more people traveling and tuning up their spaceships this year, huh?
Sui: Lots of Orient City's residents had to evacuate in recent times too, so now that things have calmed down they want to go have fun somewhere on a trip.
Akashi: Hmm...going to the resort ship again sounds nice.
Mokdai: It's perfect for hot times! I hope they call us again!
Akashi: I wonder how Pubraseer and the others are doing? We can only see them sometimes...
MC: Summer vacation!

Exio: ...well MC seems to like summer retreats, so wouldn't that make them perfect for what we were talking about? (looks at Huckle)
MC: What? / Business trip!
Huckle: Yes, we have a job I want to ask you do too. It's at some planet's lake shore. We were just discussing it. (sips and puts tea down)
Huckle: It's a security task, but they're asking for Operators instead of heroes.
MC: Just Operators? Huh.
Huckle: The planet is near the Earth Sphere Zone, and it's called Samaad or something. They've got a tourist spot lake that has mystery buildings appear out of nowhere one day.

Mokdai: Oh I saw that on the news! They say the building is made with future tech! "What if the Space Buildings on Lake Rubul are related to the legends of Russie the Space Nessie!?" and stuff. I thought Crowne might like it! It sounds like an adventure.
Sui: I get why people would be talking about it, but it sounds kind of sus actually
Huckle: Some people think it's bad that it's being talked about too. There's demands that patrols be done to make the investigation area safe.
Ryekie: So they want people on the scene in case of thieves or Monsters! Shouldn't they be asking for heroes too then!?
Huckle: I've heard they already have enough heroes over there, which is why the client archeological investigator organization is looking for Operators that can go out on a business trip. And fortunately someone recommended us.
Akashi: ...wait, you mean Marfik?
Huckle: Yep. Remember that last survey you and MC went with him on? I personally admire him. His books are what sparked my young adventurous heart. (basks in nostalgia for a second) Whoops. Anyways, I felt we shouldn't waste Marfik's vote of confidence.

Flashback!
Marfik: I HEARD THE NEWS, EVERYONE! ...oh, did I interrupt something?
Researcher A: Well well well, Professor Marfik. We just finished up our meeting and were about to call you.
Marfik: About Samaad's new buildings? I heard they sprang up from the lake bottom! How fascinating! And it's at the lake with the cryptid legend! Are you planning out the trip? I want in!
Researcher A: Haha, you never change. Yes, you're included. But...it's likely there's future space comm jamming at the research site. We put out a request call to local and Earth adjacent hero agencies, but we don't have many Operators able to go into the field.
Marfik: Hmm... unknown tech isn't really my jam as a hero, but there should be plenty of Operators who mainly work remotely.
Researcher A: Yes, it's true people still believe Monsters appear wherever Observers are, so they remote work for that and to avoid actual Monster attacks.
Marfik: Discrimination sucks...
Researcher A: Remote Operators is the usual way of things with bigger agencies too.
Marfik: Especially with less jobs that need Operators on site. I hear lots of Operators like that...but I have a plan!
Researcher A: ...you know someone?
Marfik: The Operator that once came with me on a trip! Have you heard of Parallel Flight? They got new Operators too!

Present
Sui: Oh, so that's how that happened.
Mokdai: Makes sense they'd ask you to go out there then.
Akashi: Yeah most Operators in other agencies don't head out much. And this job as at a lake? Should be a nice, cool place! Wish I could go too.
Huckle: Since they went through the trouble of contacting us, I'd like for you to go if you're willing, MC. (opens contract form on phone)
MC: Lakeside workcation! / Aww, I'm by myself? / Kinda nervous about going alone...
(B) Huckle: Haha, don't worry. You won't be going alone.
(C) Exio: Wow, I didn't expect you to balk at work like that.
Ryekie: HAHA, it's cool! You did great today, after all!
Sui: I agree, I think you're fine with things like that.

Huckle: I could have gone too if I were an Operator.
Melide: (gets up from her seat) ...I'd like to go along.
Exio: We've been talking about getting Melide experience as an Operator since this seems like a good time. I can stay here to handle Operator work while you two are out. Let Melide watch you while you work. She can assist too.
Melide: I'm a little scared to be away from Exio...but I'll be okay with you MC. I personally want to go too. What do you think?
MC: Sure thing! / Looking forward to it / I'm excited to see the lake
Melide: (smiles)

Title card: Lakeside Workcation

Several days later
MC and Melide land on Samaad.
???: There you are, MC! Long time no see!
Marfik: Your bones look just as healthy as before!
MC: Prof. Marfik! Long time no see. You haven't changed either.
Marfik: Haha, I knew you'd come! Thanks for helping! And you must be Melide. I heard from Huckle how you're way better than your age suggested.
Melide: Thank...you. I'm still learning, but I'll do my best.
Marfik: Nice! I should work hard too! But speaking of, work actually starts tomorrow. Today I'm doing a prelim check, so you two can relax. Lemme show you to your hotel!

Outside the spaceport
MC: It's beautiful! Wow the lake is big.
Pretty lake.
Marfik: Those buildings are right over there in the center! Wish we could start investigating sooner!
Melide: Our job is to keep the area secure for the investigation team. But wow this lake is big as an ocean.
Marfik: Yeah, you'd think so if you couldn't see the mountains inside. Not like Earth has lots of lakes this big. The local area was developed as a tourist spot.
Marfik points at some buildings around the water and cottages on top of the water.
Marfik: You guys will be staying over there at that hotel. It's new for us, but the standard design here. Samaad's civilization is supposed to be similar to Earth's, but it's interesting how the differences express themselves.
MC: That's a hotel? / That place looks high class... / Go, archeology professor!
(C) Marfik: Haha, thinking about stuff like that's habit to me.

Marfik: I'm in that hotel too. It's pretty nice, but the researchers get stuck in the hotel annex all day for work.
Marfik continues as the three continue on.
Marfik: I'm glad you guys came, but I'm going to be on the research team. You two will be on the security team and doing working elsewhere, but you can still tell me if anything goes wrong.
Melide: Thanks Marfik, I'll do my best.
Marfik: Cool! You're just as great as I've heard! Still, I guess I should say something to the young...
Upon reaching the hotel, Marfik squats so he's eye level with Melide.
Marfik: You're a bright cookie, so you should relax on occasion. Studying's fun! Do what you want, do what you think of, and share what you learn with people sometimes. Don't overthink things, and I'm sure you'll have fun. I hope your studies go well.
Melide: Okay, thank you. I'll keep it in mind.
Marfik: Good girl! Thanks for listening.

Marfik stands back up and looks at MC. He looks excited.
Marfik: Okay sorry MC, I gotta get back soon. Here's your room key. I'll call you tomorrow. Things are going good, so I want you to be excited as you work tomorrow!
MC: Okay, cool! / You seem excited too.
---
(B) Marfik: Haha, you found me out! Kinda embarrassed. I'm still studying too! Unknown buildings are so exciting!
---
Marfik: Okay bye guys! (runs off)
Melide: He seems happy...um, I was wondering. Did I do a good job talking to him? I haven't talked with people much before...
MC: Perfectly! / Nervous?
(A) Melide: Oh, good. I have to be able to do my work too.
(B) Melide: Not really... I was just thinking that I wasn't used to talking to anyone besides you guys.

MC thinks back to what Marfik said.
MC: Relax! Be yourself.
Melide: ...thanks. Oh, but it's also something Exio asked me to do.
???: ...huh? Is that you, MC?
Hisaki is waving!
MC: Hisaki! What a coincidence.
Hisaki: How ya been? I was thinking the heat in Orient City knocked you out. And long time no see, Melide! You two here for the investigation thing? (gets key from an automatic machine)
Melide: Hello, the research group sent us a job request.
Hisaki: Oh, I'm here for that too. I wondered if I'd see someone I knew, but wow it's you guys! Work starts tomorrow, right? How about we take a walk around?
MC: Okay! Let's put our things down first. / Wanna go together, Melide? / I'm calling Crowne if you hit on me.
---
(A) Hisaki: Yessss, a date at--I mean, nothing! I'll be by the entrance!
(B) Melide: Well if you're okay with it. Mapping the layout tomorrow would be convenient too.
(C) Hisaki: I-it's just an invite to walk around! You're such a kidder, MC! ...please say sike.
---
And so the party goes to put their stuff away.

Later
Hisaki: Mmm! Nice and cool. Speaking of, you okay in that jacket Melide?
Melide: Yes. Direct sunlight burns. I do have sunblock, but I left it with my things.
Hisaki: Oh. Well let's stay in the shade then. And there's a cafe up ahead.
Melide: ...thanks. You're nice, Hisaki.
Hisaki: Hehe, thanks Milady! I'll escort you!
MC: You're like a big brother / How thoughtful
HisakI: Aren't I? You thinking any better of me?
MC: Hmm...
Hisaki: Wait, what does that mean!?

Hisaki: You know, those buildings are so huge and built so precisely that it'd take tons of time to make them with Earth's tech.
MC: So it surprises even you. Happy as an engineer?
Hisaki: Yep! New stuff to learn, new things to see!
Hisaki's excitement resembles Marfik's.
MC: Such curiosity.
Melide: Does that mean you're on the investigation team instead of the security team?
Hisaki: Both actually. I was originally asked for tech help because there'd be underwater work. I got picked for the water breather tool I made! (poses proudly) And I'm on the security so it'll be easier to tune up and get feedback on the devices. Lots of data for me! And as a hero, I can't stand by if there are illegal scavengers or Monsters around!
Melide: We were called for that too. Also, can I ask you a question?

Hisaki: What's up, Melide? I'm happy to answer whatever I can!
Melide: Thanks. I was thinking that if those buildings had sunk to the lake bottom, wouldn't they have been found when the planet was being developed?
Hisaki: Good thinking. I had the same thought at first. The planet was always habitable, but I heard the Archimedes Group did some terraforming. And as big as they are, they never saw the buildings back then. All we know now is that there's super strong jamming around the buildings.
Melide: So the jamming hid the buildings back then?
Hisaki: Yep. Things are gonna be fun if the jamming could hide things that big, and we don't even know why they hid them in the lake! I have my guesses, and...
MC notices something in the water.
MC: ...huh?
That something doesn't seem person-shaped.
Hisaki: What's up, MC?
MC: I just saw--
MC points at the lake...at nothing.
Melide: I don't see anything.
MC: You didn't see it? It didn't feel off so...maybe I imagined it.
Hisaki: Tired? We should relax then! Look, the cafe! (leads Melide in)
MC: ...
Nope, still nothing there in the lake.
End of Episode

Holy Night Gangstar Episode 1 Part 2 (Abridged)

MC's Room
MC's on the phone with Bertro.
MC: I told Boogeyman Zhurong was staying out tonight, but I wonder if he's okay...?
Bertro: It's cool. He made this decision, so he shouldn't be in danger at least. Anyways I figured out where Zhurong and the mafia who took Santa's bag are.
MC: Wow thanks. Can you tell me?
Bertro: One thing at a time! First, about the criminals. So there are microphones inside Ded's office and voice analysis came up with information of one person on my super science database. That'd be Simurgh, the don of the Simurgh Family mafia that operates near Arakawa. Let me send you a picture for reference.
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Bertro: Oops! Butterfingers, haha!
MC: little bITCH / Stop letting compliments go to your head! / No more screamers
Bertro: Hey, everyone makes mistakes! Here's the picture for real.
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MC: Intimidating... / He's hot. I wonder if I can cozy up to him?
(A) Bertro: Well Zhurong didn't seem to be afraid of him, so maybe he's actually nice to children. That's based on assumptions, but moving on!
(BC) Bertro: ...you fear no god, do you? Moving on.

Bertro: Don Simurgh has a unique connection and the family size is unknown. He's known to the important people of every guild, and they call him the Back Alley Sparrow Chunpi! :))))
MC: I'm hanging up now / Less outrageous lies, thanks / Watch out for back alley ambushes!
Bertro: ...he's called the Underworld Godfather and is one of the reasons people call Arakawa a danger zone. Even the police can't do much to him. Based on the Santa School thing, he's armed.
MC: A mafia? / Why were they there...? / What's this connection thing?
(A) Bertro: Well he has no personal criminal record aside from today's events. Most of their activity is branched out to shop management and bodyguarding, among other stuff.
(B) Bertro: Dunno, but there must be something for them to act so publicly. Also it's questionable if the police CAN arrest them.
(C) Bertro: He has the magical power to heal any illness with his feathers which he uses to spread his influence. People who want that power see him as a savior. You've got the wealthy to the back street thugs adoring him.

Bertro: Now on to Zhurong...I bet you have a good idea by now, right?
MC: Arakawa? What's going on over there?
Bertro: Who knows? I recommend against going there though, no need to put yourself at risk. To repeat, he went there of his own volition and he should know how dangerous it is even at his age. If he were to get caught up in something, then--
MC: He might already be / You seem worried about me / I'm worried about him.
Bertro: ...I thought it'd go this way, but you really did just say that. I mean I know you pretty much CAN'T stay away from problems, but still. Your guild advisor has it tough. Maybe I should predict whether he'll still have hair in the future! ...jokes aside I'll come along with you since I can at least reduce the risk somewhat.
MC: Thanks Bertro. Now if only you stopped saying bizarre crap, but I'll make it up to you later.
Bertro: It's no big deal, MC. We're friends, right? Call me when you wake up tomorrow so we can meet up. Good night.

Elsewhere
???: ...up! ...Zhurong, wake up already!
Zhurong's Soulsphere
Zhurong Origin: Hey, we finally meet. Feels like we should do something or this was a total waste.
Zhurong: Huh? What? Where am I?
Zhurong instinctively knows he's in the dream world despite having no memory of seeing any of it.
Zhurong Origin: How about we play soccer since you like running around so much?
Zhurong: You're...Zhurong, aren't you? There's something I always wanted to tell you!
Zhurong Origin: I think I know what it is, and it's cool. That's not why I'm here anyway. (grabs Zhurong's hand and pulls him along)
Zhurong Origin: You got questions, right? Shoot. I'll answer whatever.
Zhurong: ...aren't you mad? It's my fault you...
Zhurong Origin: I said it's cool...though I'd be lying if I said I wasn't bothered about it. But I know you didn't mean anything bad about it, and I'm not asking to switch back. It's nice here actually. You're curious and see so many new things!
Zhurong starts tearing up.
Zhurong Origin: Ugh, how many times do I have to say it. Anyways, stop crying!

Later
Zhurong Origin: ...you good now?
Zhurong: Yes, thanks... hey, about what you said earlier. Are you--
Zhurong Origin: Yep! Well not all the time, but sometimes I awaken.
Zhurong: Oh! So you've always been with me. Feels kind of weird...
Zhurong Origin: You're amazing you know? Everyone loves you, but so many people thought I was a creep.
In the past in Hourai, Zhurong's been said to be the true form of the aurora that was the herald of revolution and disaster, so most people feared him aside from those close to him. He was hated.

Zhurong Origin: It's kinda beautiful how your light shines like a rainbow.
Zhurong: No way! Isn't your power...fire? That sounds like a cool protagonist power!
Zhurong Origin: Hehe, you're like the only one who'd compliment me about that. Still, you get it.
Zhurong: Yeah, I used it accidentally once before. Well I wasn't really using it, but I was wondering at the time... I'm glad we met.
Zhurong Origin: ...we got less time than I figured. I wanted to talk more. Why don't we take a pic since we're here and have finally met?
Zhurong: I want to, but I don't have a tripod...
Zhurong Origin: Eh, don't worry about it and take the picture.
Zhurong takes a double selfie with the camera.
Zhurong Origin: Good pic. You're definitely gonna be a first class cameraman.
Zhurong: ...will we see each other again?
Zhurong Origin: Dunno. This time was a coincidence. But it did happen because you wanted to see me, so maybe! I'll still be here anyways.
Zhurong: Okay. I'll see you again!
Zhurong Origin: Later, Zhurong.

Zhurong wakes up to birds twittering in the morning.
Zhurong: Yaaawn... (pushes himself off the Santa bag he was using as a pillow)
Simurgh: You're up? Breakfast is ready.
Zhurong: Morning uncle. I'll go wash my face.
Simurgh: You were saying your name in your sleep. What kinda dreams did you have?
Zhurong: Secret! But good!
And so Zhurong goes to wash his face.
Zhurong: Where's the towel...oh there it is!
Simurgh: Don't get the floor wet.
Zhurong: Okay, sorry!
Zhurong looks into the mirror after drying himself. It feels like his reflection is greeting him.
Zhurong: ...morning, Zhurong.

Simurgh puts on his daily coffee as Zhurong comes over to the table.
Simurgh: Well you're in a good mood.
Zhurong: Yeah, I talked with someone I always wanted to talk to.
Simurgh: How nice. Life's full of surprises, so you being a good boy means you can see people when you can.
Simurgh brings a cup for Zhurong too.
Zhurong: (sip) OH NO IT'S SO BITTER! This isn't cocoa!
Simurgh: Haha, just a little prank for not telling me about your dream. Here's some real cocoa for you. Sorry about that.
Zhurong: Not that! I'm mad you lied! You promised you'd talk to Santa about the bag instead of holding him up for it!
Simurgh: Oh, that. It's complicated for adults.
Zhurong pouts.

Simurgh: ...okay look. If I walked up to the Santa School and said to you "pretty please let me borrow the Santa bag, I promise to bring it back for realsies" would you believe me?
Zhurong: ...oh.
Simurgh: Yeah. But speaking of Santa, here's a present.
Zhurong: But you just gave me this Santa suit the other day!
Simurgh: Just take it like a good kid. Come on, try it on.
Mob suit Zhurong!
Zhurong: How do I look?
Simurgh: Yeah, you're killing it. You look like one of us with that on.
Zhurong: Yay, I'm gonna show everybody!
Simurgh: Sit down and eat first.
Simurgh smiles like a sneaky kid, the smile that only people who see themselves as evil do.
End of Episode

Holy Night Gangstar Episode 1 Part 1 (Abridged)

Santa School
Red Mobster: Tie everyone up and blindfold them. (points gun at Zhurong)
Zhurong: MC...!
MC: Dammit... / (don't resist) / (reach for your sword)
---
(C) Ryouta: No, you can't...
---
Red: Don, we got everyone inside under control. You can come in now.
Simurgh: Thanks... Sorry to give you guys some trauma just because you happened to be here, but I promise no one gets hurt if you stay quiet. Now on to my demand: gimme your artifact, Santa.
White: Why? Christmas is over so--
Simurgh: I don't have to answer. Shame what would happen if you said no to me.
MC: (sit quietly next to Yule) / Ryouta, you okay? / Zhurong, you feeling okay?
(A) Yule: It'll be okay. Ded can figure something out.
(B) Ryouta: Thanks, I'm good. I'd be crying if I were alone, but I need to hold it together to not upset Zhurong.
Ryouta sounds tough, but there's a hint of fear in his voice.
(C) Zhurong: I'm okay. I'm not afraid since they haven't really done anything to me. I think I'll be fine if I sit still. Their aura colors don't really look like bad people.

White: (sighs) Sorry, but there's no proof you won't abuse Santa's bag, so I can't just give it to you...
Simurgh: Are you stalling? Got an emergency police button at your desk?
White: >:(
Simurgh: Heh, I could see it on your face. Don't worry, things won't get that bad. But we can always paint this room red if you like. For Christmas!
...
White: ...fine, but you best leave immediately after.
Simurgh: I'm glad you understand. We'll be done quick with it.
MC hears Simurgh leave on the wingbeats of many feathers and distant cawing. Once the noise goes away...
White: It's okay now. They left now that he's done.
MC: Sorry we got taken hostage... / Will the bag be okay? / Ded, I'm scared!
(A) White: Don't worry about it. As Santa, I don't want children to be endangered on my account.
(C) White: It's okay, I'm glad you're safe now.

White: There's no need to worry about my white present bag artifact. It's just a bag when held, so he can't abuse it easily. (Also if I had really let it go, I'd have disappeared.)
Door slam!
Tajikarao: Police, open up!
Magami: Woof! Where are the criminals!?
Tajikarao and Magami: ...uh?
MC: Too late / Hey you gut punch! / Tajikarao, I was so scared!
---
(A) Tajikarao: The perps are gone already!? But we turned the police sirens on and everything!
(B) Magami: OOF, thank you very much! And I'm sorry we didn't make it in time...
(C) Tajikarao: Oof! W-w-what's wrong!? My kouhai is watching, we can't do this in public!
---
White: I'm sorry. I wanted to stall longer, but I thought it would endanger the children to try.
Tajikarao: No, you haven't done anything wrong!
Magami: I realize you just went through a fright, but will you help us to catch the criminals?

A quick interview later
Ryouta: I hope they're arrested and the bag returned quickly.
Yule: Yeah, but Tajikarao said there wasn't much evidence left behind...
Ryouta: MC, I can go back for our guild Christmas party, but...I might not be able to go.
MC: You staying to help? That's so like you. I'll call and ask if they can put it off a day.
Ryouta: I'm sad I'll miss out on the cake, but I can't sit back when a friend needs help.
Yule: ...hey where's Zhurong? Wasn't he talking to the police? Did he just go afterwards? I wanted to ask him more about Arakawa.
Ryouta: Okay later MC! Sucks that I can't make it, but tell them they don't have to delay the party for me!
Ryouta and Yule leave. MC leaves too, then finds someone by the the gates with an umbrella.

Bertro: Hey, I came to see you.
MC: Bertro!? Thanks for coming so far, but why are you here?
Bertro: I was contacted by a comrade, so I came to hack the Santa School cameras and check things out. Looks like you got involved in another incident! In other news, we got lots of snow tonight, so want this umbrella?
MC: But it's clear out? That's what the weather report said... / Oh, well hopefully it doesn't.
Surprise snow!
Bertro: Ha ha, take that weather report! Take this umbrella. Also I contacted your guild to let them know what's happening. I predicted you wouldn't go to your guild Christmas party, so I informed them of that. They're going to make the party some other day, after you finish up with all this.

MC: Oh, have you seen Zhurong? I figured we'd go home together since it's getting late.
Bertro: The short boy who talked to you like an old friend? The Shinjuku Elementary student from Old Ones and their Entity of the Outer Realm abilities and who once terrorized Tokyo in the past--
MC: Yeah yeah yeah, have you seen him
Bertro: Nope! I can predict where he is though. He's probably following the criminals who attacked the Santa School.
MC: THEY TOOK HIM!?
Bertro: No I just said he followed them. He made a decision to chase them.
MC: WHAT!? / That's not funny / (stare suspiciously)

Bertro: Sorry, I'm for real right now. You couldn't tell? He wasn't blindfolded or tied up back there, though maybe it's because they thought he was a kid who couldn't do anything and left him. I doubt it though since he was breathing calmly. Boy didn't react to having a gun pointed at him, so he must've been in contact with them.
MC: No way...but why?
Bertro: That'd take six hours to explain. Would you prefer if I checked the traffic cameras instead?

Confusing sepia wipe!
Fuxi: Oh, I thought as much. And I was so excited to see my sister... We just barely missed each other! And now the party I got invited to got pushed back!
Bertro: MC was supposed to come back at that time in that loop, yes. But haven't you said yourself that their unpredictability was what made them interesting?
Fuxi: Not when it messes with my plans instead of my predictions!
Fuxi and Bertro are playing poker by the way.
Fuxi: If someone changed what was supposed to happen, then they must also have the ability to predict what that was. Even if I consider the time before the rules between the World Representatives were put in, I don't know of that many people capable of such. Brings back memories of when we Representatives were friendly with one another instead of harsh rivals.
Fuxi folds this hand.

Bertro: Haha, we saw each other as hostiles back then. You guys had supernatural prediction abilies on par with us Academy geniuses. History sure is fearsome.
Fuxi: We thought the same of you. Your personal-- oh excuse me, categorization as a scientific threat is a slight difference from that sort of predictive accuracy.
Bertro folds the next hand.
Bertro: Ha ha, thanks for the consideration! I guess you still didn't see us as human back then. We could walk without assistance and scientifically were still similar to people. And it sounds like our human efforts haven't been in vain.
Fuxi stops for a second as he narrows his eyes before folding.
Bertro: ...yeah, when two people with equal predictive powers compete, it really just comes down to luck.
Fuxi: But that makes it fun with it not being a contest anymore. And isn't it nice to talk about the past and forget about the present troubles? With Christmas being so close, how about we send MC a present together?
Bertro: ...no, I shouldn't. I'm MC's friend now, but not a comrade in sentiments.
Fuxi: ...how about we finish this game then? All in.
Bertro: ...all in.

Somewhere Else
Cat A: Message from the don. The Simurgh family got Santa's bag before us.
Cat B: Bitch! That was our ticket on up in the world...
Cat C: Nooo, this is not as planned at all!
The mobs are on a radio to their mafia gang leader.
Cat A: Change of plans now. You know what to do, right?
Cat B: Hehehe! Crush the Simurgh Family!
Cat C: For the Pete(?) Family!
End of Episode half

Live A Hero Book 2 Chapter 1 Episode 13: Return to Orient City (Abridged)

Akashi: Home Run Fireball!
Ryekie: Supreme Thunder!
Huckle: Mega Kick!
The heroes are destroying Monsters left and right, causing the dimensional space to shake and the cracks to widen. Pieces fall away, showing the blue sky beyond it.
MC: Keep going guys!
Osaka
Santetsu: The Path flickered for a second!
Roiker: It's crumbling!? What's going on inside!?
Inside the Path
Party reaction shot!
??????: !!
A roar shakes the dimensional space!
Seiichirou: Whoa! It feels like the heroes are getting infinite power! The Path is progressively falling apart. The exit is closing! We can do it!
Exio: I didn't imagine it to happen this way, but it feels like we're almost there. MC! We can't let this chance slip by us!

Suddenly MC gets dizzy...
MC: Whoa...
Exio: MC? What's wrong!?
Seiichirou: I guess all that power is starting to get to them. But we've almost won! Hang in there a little bit longer!
MC: Right...!
MC holds a shaky arm up towards the other end of the Path and focuses. Their thoughts become a bright white light that flows towards their hand.

??????: !!
Another roar shakes MC's body, but MC doesn't look away. Seiichirou and Exio brace themselves besides MC.
Seiichirou: Eat it, freak!
Exio: Go back to where you belong!
Akashi: MC, do it!
Ryekie: I believe in you!
Huckle: We're counting on you!
MC: Close already!
The Path rapidly fades, cracking and shrinking. Light covers everything.
??????: !! ...
The roar grows distant...and then MC passes out.

Later
MC: ...huh?
MC is in some hospital or whatever with an IV hooked up.
Akashi: MC, you're awake!
MC: Akashi? Where are we?
Melide: This is a hospital in Orient City. You've been asleep for almost two days. You fainted in Osaka, but their hospitals were slammed, so you were driven here in Seiichirou's car.
Monomasa: Your mind seems clear. That's good.
Door slam!
Ryekie: MC, I'VE BEEN SO WORRIIIIEEED!
Akashi: No wait Ryekie, don't hug them! They've got an IV tube, remember!? Come on, wipe your face. But yeah I'm really glad you were just sleeping.
Mokdai: Yeah, everyone was worried about you. We stayed for as long as visiting hours let us. Director Huckle even stayed overnight. I gotta call Sui and Crowne since they've been concerned this whole time.
MC: Oh...sorry.

Yoshiori: Hey Sleeping Beauty. I brought Exio with me.
Exio: Hi MC. How are you feeling? You seemed exhausted, but the doctors didn't find anything wrong in particular.
Huckle: Well I can't blame them after all that weirdness they did. You should rest for today and tomorrow at least. Workers' comp will pay the hospital bill. Also Seiichirou just called and wanted to talk to you. (activates space phone hologram)
Seiichirou: MC, thank you for yesterday. You have my gratitude for fighting together with us.
MC: No, it wasn't much... / I just did what I could. / Are you hurt?
---
(C) Seiichirou: Me? I'm fine, just some bumps and scrapes. It seemed you were the one hurt most back there, physically and mentally.
---
Seiichirou: I'm sincerely glad to hear you're recovering. I can only send words of encouragement, but please do take care of yourself.
Face change to go with subject change!
Seiichirou: Now to other news you missed out on and the things I wasn't able to talk to you about earlier...

Later
Mokdai: The news said "the terrorists who blew up Osaka were destroyed along with the conveniently timed mass outbreak of Monsters so we conveniently do not know which villain group did it." Man, the Shin Ashihara really hid their tracks there.
Mokdai's listening to the conversation while looking at the news.
Seiichirou: Well it's true the public doesn't know who did it because the leaders who instigated the terrorism got eaten by Monsters so they forgot he ever said Make Japan Great Again. But then again, if he wasn't eaten it wouldn't seem weird wherever that info leaked from. So I guess the leaders being erased was all just as planned.
MC: How awful... / But we remember. / What about heroes and Observers?
(A) Mokdai: B-but you guys remember.
(BC) Mokdai: Y-yeah, what about that?

Mokdai: There must be some people who remember if heroes and Observers can remember...
Seiichirou: Did you forget who's running the news and doing the investigation?
Mokdai: ...I don't follow.
Huckle: The Shin Ashihara have collaborators in the government, mass media, and investigative agencies, which means they have control on the narrative even if anyone speaks up.
Ryekie: We interact with heroes and Observers a lot, but the actual number of us including villains compared to the whole population is small. And if the villains can erase the memories of any civilians that happened to be around, they can just dismiss what we say as crazy talk.
Monomasa: ...it happens a lot in incidents involving villains and Monsters. It's harder to prove something when the proof involves Parallel Weapons and Monsters, so heroes have to arrest criminals in the act. Which is why it's easy for villains to act undercover.
MC: That's terrible...

Yoshiori: Everyone that trumpets about justice in society is like that. If someone rushes at you, you crush them yourself and deal with the clean up yourself. It's how we lived when we were villains because we had to.
Melide: ...we lived because we were helped by society's organizations. It's a miserable topic when you're on the side that's hurt...you can't judge the criminals.
Seiichirou: ...that said, the Shin Ashihara have to do everything they can to suppress controverting testimony, and they currently have to focus on the chaos that happened here for the time being. I doubt they have room to come after you again.
MC: Then...I guess we're okay for now.

Seiichirou: So it seems there's other groups starting to make moves targeting you, so apparently the potential you showed is a big topic in villain networks. They fear your incredible abilities...though I suppose you wouldn't be happy about that. But anyways it seems they see they can't underestimate you. I can't say you're completely safe, but for now I doubt they'll attack in the near future.
Huckle: The irony of MC's struggling becoming a deterrence...
Akashi: ...um, what happened to my other self?
Huckle: ...he disappeared without a word at some point.
Seiichirou: Sorry, we have no info pertaining to him. If we believe him, then it's true he left the Shin Ashihara. No idea for what he did after that though. Why did he come here? How? Is he connected to the Broker? Mysteries.
Akashi: ...oh.
MC: Wonder where he went? / Will we see him again? / You worried about him?
(C) Akashi: Not...really...?

Akashi: ...sorry, I'm gonna step outside.
And so he leaves, frowning.
Mokdai: He's been like that ever since he came back. Is he okay...?
Seiichirou: It's understandable. A parallel world self oh himself suddenly shows up...
Flashback
Akashi Alter: My childhood friend disappeared one day and now I'm looking for them.
Present
Seiichirou: Who would ever expect that to happen? He must be confused.
MC: Akashi...
Seiichirou: ...anyways, we should be glad you all safely returned home to Orient City. We had our motives, but we feel it's good we at the Alliance we able to make contact with you. We still hope MC will join us as we said earlier. You can take as much time as you need to think about it. If you ever come to a decision...tell Exio. Until next time... (click)

Huckle: ...well, time for us to make some plans.
Agency scrolling shot
Huckle: Hero support is our agency's main work, but from what I've seen of this incident we need to make countermeasures for the care and backup of our Operators too.
MC: ...yes. / Sorry...
---
(B) Huckle: Hey, you don't need to apologize. You didn't do anything wrong, and you didn't become an Observer because you wanted to.
---
Huckle: But after this, I won't be able to do anything since I'm not an Observer anymore. So as the one who wants to leave things to the person who knows the most of how this agency works, I'd like to say something.
Huckle looks to Exio. Exio nods.

Exio: ...yes. Personally, I've always been concerned about you since I learned about you. I have to ask again, but do you remember if you were conscious of what you were doing when we were inside that Path in Osaka?
MC: No...I don't even know much about Paths.
Exio: Figures... You never had time to understand your abilities. It's true you're in danger of destroying yourself if you mess up trying to control and use Paths, but from what I hear that hasn't happened in practice. (sighs and steps forward to MC)
Exio: ...you really are peculiar for an Observer, beyond anything I could imagine. But it's because you have that much power that you have to learn how to control it for your own safety. It's impossible for me to perfectly understand how you see the world and how you can use your powers, but I can at least teach you how to control Paths. Observers need their own training just like heroes have to train their bodies. (holds out his hand)

Exio: You can join or not join the Alliance, whichever. I don't think they'll mind you not deciding on it now. But will you let me teach you how to use your Observer abilities and the right mentality for them? You can think of it as for your own protection. ...so, feel like studying under me? (smiles)
MC: Okay / YES / (silently take his hand)
Exio: Okay, I'll try to live up to your expectations. Let's do our best.
And that's how MC started to learn about using their abilities while being taught by Exio.
Meanwhile on the hospital roof, Akashi is leaning on the handrail and looking out into the streets.
Akashi: ...
All he can think about is Akashi Alter.
Akashi: ...what was his goal? He said he didn't come just to see us...but he totally went out of his way to do so. Why'd he come to this world...why'd he come to see me and MC...?
End of Chapter

Holy Night Gangstar Prologue Part 2 (Abridged)

Flashback to one day at the Academy
Bertro's looking for Duo, but since he can't find him he calls up Isaac to ask.
Bertro: Hey Isaac, have you seen Duo? I made up a new game and wanna play it with him.
Isaac: Oh he said he'd be with his brother because it's Christmas.
Bertro: Oh, it's Christmas?
Bertro knows of Christmas as a holiday Thing and considers asking Isaac to play with him instead, but only because he just needs anybody to play with rather than wanting to spend time with Isaac. He hesitates on thinking that though.
Isaac: Haha, no need to hold back on me. But how about we test something else out today?
Bertro: Like what? Need help with your research?
Isaac: That'd be nice too, but this would be a Christmas thing. How about we decorate for Christmas and get some Christmas dinner?
Bertro: ???
Isaac: You ever wonder if Santa would come to us too? I wanna ask him directly how he flies.
Bertro: Oh! I'll make a Santa trap then. And plan out a cannon to shoot him back out.
This happened long ago, but Bertro still thinks about it as something he never solved.

Present
Bertro: ...
Marduk: How strange for you to worry about something Guildmaster. Is something wrong?
Bertro: Just having a flashback. I'm listening, don't worry.
Marduk: I wish I could dwell on the past.
He can't because Musshushu shenanigans!
Bertro: Hey Marduk, has Santa ever visited you?
Marduk: Santa? No. Doesn't he only visit children?
Bertro: Well according to Korokoppur, people with pure memories are also called children so I figured that might include you.
No offense intended, no offense taken.
Marduk: Oh, some have called me that. But Santa does not seem to view me as a child.
Bertro: I don't know if I qualify either. I've tested many times, but...
Marduk: You don't know something? That's a surprise.
Beep beep
Bertro: ...excuse me, phone call.
Marduk: Okay, I can come back later.
Bertro: Oh, can you give me a ride?
Bertro's wolf ride isn't here for some reason.

Santa School
It's the day after Christmas so it'd usually be quiet here today. Except it's not.
Yule: We couldn't find any children in Arakawa to give presents to!
White: I see. It's strange how only the ones in Arakawa couldn't be found. But don't overblow it. You couldn't find them even with the other students and teachers' help, right?
Ryouta: Yeah Yule, we'll help too!
Yule: Thanks everyone!
MC: An incident... / Cheer up, Yule
Yule: Sorry to call you all the way here MC.
Ryouta: Hehehe, I'm the one who accepted coming over to talk, but having MC around makes me feel better! You didn't have any other plans besides the guild party, right? You had to bail out on Christmas the day of.
MC: ...no / YES LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE / (innocent whistle)
(C) Ryouta: Y-you're keeping secrets from me too!?

White: This is all very strange. How can all the children disappear at once and then be found after the blizzard stops? They all said they were in Arakawa still. How that even happened is a surprise, but why?
Suddenly Zhurong!
Zhurong: Hi everybody, I'm here for an interview! ...MC? Ryouta? Wow, you're here!
MC: How cute! / You look great in a Santa suit! / Where's my candy...?
(AB) Zhurong: Thanks! Everyone's been complimenting me about it!
(C) Zhurong: Yay, thank you MC! I love this kind!

White: Oh how nice that children will still wear Santa suits even after Christmas.
Zhurong: I like these clothes! Everyone in the city is getting ready for New Year's, but I still feel like enjoying Christmas.
White smiles as he pulls out a chocolate from his desk.
White: Christmas present for you!
Zhurong: Wow thank you!
White: My apologies, Zhurong. Can the interview wait?
White talks about how there's children who weren't given presents.
Zhurong: Are you talking about Arakawa?
Yule: You know something!?
Zhurong: Yeah I've been in Arakawa lately and heard about the children going missing. Nothing else besides that though, sorry.
Yule and the others say it's okay.
Zhurong: Um, are you going to give presents to them after this?
White: ...to be honest it will be hard. Santa's Christmas miracle is faith for Christmas, and Christmas is over so we'll have to do something else. We're trying to figure something else quickly.

Ded's office door bursts open and mobsters run in with guns out!
Red: Nobody move. Hands up, or we'll shoot the kid.
MC: !? (obeys and demands the mobsters keep their word)
Red: Good. You, tie their hands behind their backs.
The mobsters do so. By the way there's two other people in here...
Teda: Oh man, the Arakawa case made it over here. We can't just come out now! And MC is here too! I'm gonna burn them to ash for what they're doing to MC...
Koropokkur: Stop, you planning to burn the other children too? Just wait. We'll step in if it gets worse.
Teda: Do you ever have fun? You're so cold!
Koropokkur: Better than a meathead who never thinks like you. Now stay under my leaf if you want my Presence Concealment to cover you. Let's keep watch.

Are you wondering why they're there? Let's have a flashback about it to before the big blizzard!
Arakawa
Boy A: Cold...
Koropokkur walks by.
Boy A: Are you Santa?
Koropokkur looks bothered, so he gives a butterbur leaf to the boy, which gives Presence Concealment and Protection from Blizzards.
Koropokkur: I'm not Santa, sorry. You can at least stay out of the winter cold with this.
Boy A: Wow thanks!
Koropokkur: You could freeze to death otherwise. Don't let go of it until the snow stops.
Koropokkur goes around giving more leaves to children and ends up observing a historically huge blizzard that lasts all night.

Later
Teda: So it's YOUR fault people are yelling about the slum town kids disappearing!
Koropokkur: Well what else could have I done?
Teda and Koropokkur are in some cafe. Teda's watching people outside the window.
Teda: Oh wait a sec, there's more people I gotta give love to.
Teda makes a heart with his fingers. The crowd of randos goes wild. Koropokkur covers his ears and is so done with it as he continues.
Koropokkur: This is why I hate being with you. It's like this everywhere you go! You ever think about going incognito so there's less noise?
Teda: Why would I do that? People love it when I shine! And I just hate how you're always playing cool.
Koropokkur: I only care about children. And one of your fans is coming.

Guy A: E-excuse me, my shift is almost over! W-would you like to go with me on a--
Teda: Good on you to pluck on some courage. But sorry, I'm with someone.
Guy A: O-oh! You definitely seem like someone who'd have one or two--
Teda: Hey, I don't fault anyone for wanting me. Come on, gimme your phone.
Teda takes a selfie with the guy.
Guy A: T-thank you very much!
Teda: You can upload it to Twitter if you want. Make sure to tag it so I see it! Also I'm ready to order. Pancakes a la mode, a mango parfait--
The waiter goes back to the kitchen after taking the rest of Teda's huge order.

Koropokkur: What does everyone see in a fathead like you?
Teda: Are you jealous~?
Koropokkur: No. I like kids, but you're an exception.
Teda: How about you try growing up? Life's easier if there's even one less person around you hate.
Koropokkur gives off murder vibes that other people around can pick up on.
Teda: Oh chill out. Come on, I'll give you half my parfait.
Koropokkur: I'm gonna bury you in ice one of these days.
Teda's order starts filling the table.
Koropokkur: How can you eat all this? Are you planning to start a food fight?
Teda shoves food into Koropokkur's mouth!

Teda: Stop nagging and start eating.
Koropokkur: ...hey this frozen treat isn't bad.
Koropokkur: HEY WAIT, I didn't come here for sweets! I have to do something for the kids I accidentally kept away from Santa...
Teda: Don't worry! I got a plan.
Present
Koropokkur: So much for your plan!
Teda: Okay yeah, you would say that. I thought it'd be perfect if we borrowed Santa's bag to be Santa ourselves.
Koropokkur: You just want to show Santa up. Whatever, we gotta do something about the people holding a kid hostage and--!?
In comes Simurgh.
End of Episode

Holy Night Gangstar Prologue Part 1 (Abridged)

It's Christmas!
Santa Boy A: YEAAH, LET'S GO!
Santa Girl B: Hey! Don't get so excited you fall out!
Santa Wolf C: We got this!
The Santas fly through the blizzard to deliver presents everywhere in Tokyo, including Arakawa.
Yule: I hope the kids like it!
Hmm. Something seems to be up.
Yule: ...huh. Why are the senpais coming back up? I should go down and check it out.

Down in Arakawa
Yule: Oh no I don't see any children out here! I know it's midnight outside in the cold but still! And it doesn't seem to be that children are inside because of the cold...
Yule looks around and finds no one.
Yule: How can this be...? Christmas won't happen like this!
Barguest runs up!
Barguest: Santa! Did you see a boy about yay high wearing a backback because he apparently has the thing welded to him?
Yule: I haven't seen ANY children. Want to search together?
Barguest: Okay, thanks! It's weird for Kenta to disappear without a word! I hope my bad luck didn't do something to him...
At least five hours of searching and nothing to show of it. Not a single person.

Later
Hanuman: Snowball fight!
Agyou: Oof! Payback attack!
Hanuman: You're too slow!
Hanuman and Agyou are playing out in front of the Summoners safe house.
Inside
Tsathoggua: Wow, they're jumping. Praise the kotatsu!
Shirou: Haha, you never change. Here's your sugary hot cocoa.
Tsathoggua: Thanks! Now for the obligatory honey...
Shirou: Oh I added some already. I'll go call the boys in.
After Shirou does so...
Shirou: Hey, wipe off that snow first!
Hanuman: But the cocoa...!
Shirou: Yes, I made it. Don't burn yourselves on it.
The three drink the cocoa as Shirou smiles.
Agyou: Hey Shirou, is MC and Ryouta back yet?
Shirou: Not yet. I heard they went to the Santa School to talk about something.
Agyou: Huh. They didn't call to say they'll be late? The party's today.
Shirou: Not yet. We should start decorating by ourselves then.

Later
Kengo: Whew, it's cold as balls out there.
Moritaka: Sorry we're late, I lost track of time while training...
Gullinbursti: Check out my sweet gains, Master! ...where is Master?
Kengo: Oh huh, you guys got a lot of the prep done. Anything I can help with?
Agyou: Hanuman and I got most of it done!
Kengo: Nice!
Agyou: I know, right? Hanuman helped with higher places!
Touji: ...where's MC and Ryouta?
Shirou: Still no word. Maybe they took a detour? Maybe they went to buy a cake from Chouji's...
Agyou: You could've asked us to run errands! Must get more good boy points!
Hanuman: Yeah! It's snowed a lot so it'd be great to walk around in it!
Shirou: Haha, you just got your presents. Trying to earn for next year? (hands money over)
Shirou: Don't be too late. And the store location is...
Agyou: The same one we get our party supplies from? I've been there tons of times, we'll be okay!
Shirou: Okay. Be careful of strangers!
Hanuman: I'll be there, so it'll be okay.

Outside
Hanuman: Hehe, snow days are exciting!
Agyou: Hey don't literally trip.
Hanuman: It's cool! (slips) OOF! Aww...
Agyou: Well I get why you're so happy. Presents, cakes, chicken, so many fun things.
Hanuman: Speaking of presents, what'd you ask Santa for yesterday?
Agyou: Oh my gods, Hanuman! You can't just ask people what they asked Santa for!
Hanuman: What if I told you what I asked Santa for?
Agyou: Uhh...okay then. I bet you wanted ninja tools, right?
Hanuman whispers it to Agyou.
Agyou: WHAT? I-I didn't expect that... Well okay, my turn. Don't tell, okay? (whispers)
Hanuman: Whoa! That's so like you. Santa's so magical to grant the wishes of kids.
Agyou: H-hey! I grant shrine visitors' wishes too! I'm a protector AND a servant of shrines. People ask for good business and disaster protection, you know?
Hanuman: Wow! Could you grant my wish then?
Agyou: No...I'm not that powerful now. B-but one day I can!
Hanuman: Yay! ...whoops!

Hanuman almost slips, except he gets saved by...
Fuxi: Whoops, be careful Hanuman.
Hanuman: T-thanks...wait, have we met before?
Fuxi: Not directly, so nice to meet you and Agyou. I'm MC's big brother Fuxi. I came to see them.
Hanuman: Wow, I didn't know MC had an older brother!
Fuxi: Hehe, MC probably doesn't talk about me much. Anyways, you should go home quick since it's gonna snow hard again soon.
The weather report said it'd be clear. Nobody around is holding umbrellas, yet Fuxi has two.

Hanuman: But we have to buy a cake for our Christmas party.
Fuxi: Oh how nice. Take an umbrella.
Hanuman: Uh, you sure? Weren't you going to see MC?
Fuxi: It's fine. I can keep snow off MC if I still have one. They'd be mad at me if I let you two catch colds anyway.
Hanuman: Well thanks then! Wanna come join our party with MC?
Suddenly snow!
Fuxi: Thank you, but are you sure an outsider like me is welcome...?
Agyou: I know MC and he'd(sic) totally be okay with it! Tsathoggua comes by all the time.
Fuxi: Okay, I'll accept your offer. I'm come by with MC later. (walks off)

Hanuman: Wow, he's so nice!
Agyou: I thought he was sus at first, to be honest.
Hanuman: Seriously, I got bad vibes from him too at first. You can't judge people by their outsides though, right! Like someone can look nice but be evil inside, or someone can look scary but look after abandoned kitties!
Agyou: ...you're talking about that gangster in that manga you lent me, aren't you?
Hanuman: Whoops. Anyways, as a real ninja I need a discerning eye to judge if someone is good or evil.
Agyou: ...how do you do that?

Hanuman pops open the umbrella and gives it to Agyou.
Hanuman: In some other world, there's a magic lamp that grants wishes like Santa's bag. Do you think the genie inside the lamp is good or evil, Agyou?
Agyou: Uh, good from your description?
Hanuman: There's evil genies who'll grant your wishes for their own purposes too, you know! Totally not hinting at anything! And if you make a wish on an evil genie who tricks you with your wording...
Agyou: No stop! I can't take it if the Santa who came yesterday turned out to be evil! And why are we talking about this!? I was asking you how to judge good and evil from appearances!
And so Hanuman and Agyou head on, not hearing the news running about town...
News: A case has happened at the Santa School. The criminal is demanding--
End of Episode part

Live A Hero Book 2 Chapter 1 Episode 12: A Glimpse of True Worth (Abridged)

Yep, Osaka sure is looking bad right about now. Weird sky! Black hole! Something looking through the hole!
Monsters: SHRIEK
Santetsu: Everyone, please step back! I'm going to do it again! (closes his eyes and casts his ultimate as his book glows)
Santetsu: Reading Comprehension "Olvasó Mozgások"!
Santetsu creates a giant hole underneath all the Monsters and drops them!
Roiker: ...I gotta hold out just a bit more! 1/1 scale WASP-76b! Observation "Spiral Nebula"!
Roiker fires a bunch of giant energy balls that combine and go into the hole!
Monsters: LOVELYYY (poof)
MC: Wow, you one-shot them! Your combo is awesome!

Roiker: Urgh... (drops to his knee)
Santetsu: Roiker! You really can't keep this up.
Roiker: Oh no...my attacks are getting weaker. I don't have enough stamina...
Akashi Alter: Roiker, or whatever? Can you still do your enemy search?
Roiker: ...yes, but we've gotten rid of most of the ones I can see from here. They're continuing to pop up from beneath the giant Path. They'll be here again in like five minutes.
Akashi: Seriously!?
Panning shot of the party looking beat up and worn out.
Akashi Alter: Alright, I'll go alone.
Akashi: Wait what!? You're worn out too!
Akashi Alter: So? You gonna just let them destroy the city? It's not like they'll let us rest, and I'm not gonna sit back and let them eat the city up. I have to destroy them, even if it kills me! (runs)

Akashi: Hey wait! ...man, what got into him!?
Huckle: Monsters seem to have traumatized him. He's right that the Monsters won't wait for us though. We have to hold out long enough to figure out how to solve this mess.
Ryekie: War of attrition, huh? I got this! Stamina's the thing I got most of!
Seiichirou: We can't keep this up forever though. We at least have a little time now, so we should move too. Exio, MC, we're going to close that Path!
Exio: ...we haven't done that since the Mt. Fuji incident. It's gonna be risky about whether we can pull it off, but we don't have another choice. Ready, MC!?
MC: Yeah!
Seiichirou and Exio hold their hands up to the Path as they close their eyes and concentrate. MC follows suit. And just like with Mt. Fuji, MC's mind gets sent to sort of space. A powerful force blows against MC like wind.
MC: Was it like this last time!?
Exio: ...no, it's a lot stronger this time.
Seiichirou: It's not just Monsters appearing in the city! That giant thing is in the back...!

Suddenly Monsters!
Seiichirou: !!
Exio: We're getting pushed out!
Monsters are riding the space waves into the hole behind MC, Exio, and Seiichirou. They don't seem to care about the three, but the amount going through makes it hard for them to stay.
MC: I can't...hold on!
MC, Exio, and Seiichirou get slammed back onto their asses back on the ground.
Ryekie: H-hey, you guys okay!? It looked like you all suddenly got tackled!
Seiichirou: Ugh...that might have hurt us. You two okay?
MC: I-I'm okay, just a graze! But what was that!?

Seiichirou: The Path itself was expanding, probably from all that weird force. And tons of Monsters were flowing to that exit, so no matter how many we take down they'll just keep coming.
Exio: It's gonna be bad if we leave it alone. But we can't just let ourselves get overwhelmed. Let's try that again since we don't have time to figure something else out! And if more Monsters come, we won't be able to close that Path anyway.
Seiichirou: Right, we just have to steel ourselves! We have to finish it before we get swarmed! MC, Exio!
MC: Right!

Second verse, same as the first.
MC: Ack!
Let's do the time warp again!
MC: Ow!
Akashi: MC, you okay!?
Whoops, MC is looking cut up and bleeding.
MC: The heroes and Observers are doing their best, so I gotta do my best too!
MC staggers to their feet and heads towards Exio and Seiichirou again.
Akashi: Hey! ...wait what? What's that weird light coming from MC?

Later
Seiichirou: ...well, you look fine for now MC. We're just about out of time. I know this is pushing it, but let's try one more time.
MC: Right!
Exio: ...? MC, what's going on with your body?
MC: wait what
MC notices a pale blue light coming from their body now.
MC: WAIT WHAT
Exio: You didn't notice? Well, does anything seem off?
MC: Uhh, I guess I'm a little tired...
Exio: ...oh. Well you have been concentrating and using your power this whole time. It rarely happens, but tell us if you're hitting your limit. Seiichirou and I can buy you time to recover.
MC: Thanks, but I'm okay!
Seiichirou: (Why'd Exio lie? I mean it's true Observers give a faint glow on rare occasions when using their powers, but I at least have never seen it this clearly? What's happening with MC...?)
Exio: Let's get to it, Seiichirou.
Seiichirou: ...right.

MC's light intensifies as all three concentrate on the Path again.
Yep, still a whole mess of Monsters inside.
Seiichirou: Ugh, I knew it. Still...!
The three concentrate on trying to close the Path.
??????: !!!
Seiichirou: What!?
A soundless roar shakes the Observers before kicking them out again!
MC: AAAAAA
Oh yeah MC physically gets sent flying for this.
Huckle: MC! (catches MC)
Huckle: ...I made it.
A bright light fills Huckle's eyes!
Huckle: !?
Now Huckle sees sort of space too.

Huckle: ...huh.
Huckle recognizes that space. It's the inside of a Path, which he's seen himself when he was an Observer. An MC-shaped mass of pale blue light is in his hands as he stands there still holding them.
Huckle: MC, did you bring me here...?
Monsters incoming to kick Huckle out!
Huckle: Voyager Kick!
Huckle continues carrying Lightform MC as he Galactic Punts the Monsters away!
Huckle: ...I can fight with my Parallel Weapon inside a Path?
Monsters: REEEE
Huckle: More!? Hup!

Huckle jumps up to avoid the rush and readies to stomp out the Monsters! Except then MC slips out of his arms...
Huckle: Oh no!
Huckle is back in Osaka where he was before he got into the Path. MC is standing in front of him.
MC: Thank you, Director.
Huckle: ...r-right. MC, did you just do something to me?
MC: ...no? Did you do something?
Huckle: Oh, uh no. It's nothing. I'm counting on you.
MC: Right, I'll never give up!
Huckle: (stares)
Huckle: What just happened...? That would never happen when touching a normal Observer...

Later
The Observers get knocked on their asses again.
Santetsu: That was the 20th time now... Shouldn’t we be dead?
Roiker: It'd be nice if we had some help...but it sucks that we don't here. !! Monster alert! Next wave incoming! Santetsu, I'll set them up and you finish them off!
Santetsu: Understood. I'll hold out as long as I can!
Roiker: Team Parallel Flight, please guard the Observers. Could you?
Huckle: Of course. Good luck.
Roiker and Santetsu move out, leaving the Observers to focus on the Path and the rest of the party.

Seiichirou: Roiker and Santetsu are tiring out. We can't take much longer on this. I've said this to the point it's lost any meaning, but we'll get it for sure next time.
Exio: It's still demoralizing that we're at this point! But then again we can't pull out here. Let's do what we can!
Ryekie: Is watching all we can do!? Can't we help the Observers out somehow!? Anything at all!
Akashi: We're pretty beat up ourselves. But I feel the same. I'd rather not let MC see me like this as much as possible. I'm supposed to shield them, but...!
MC: You guys...we have to do this though since we're always in the back.
Huckle: ...
Huckle: Excuse me, MC. (touches MC)
FLASH
MC: wait what
Heat flows from Huckle's hand!
MC: WAIT WHAT
MC's stamina slightly recovers like Huckle is sharing his!

Ryekie: Huckle, what are you doing? (puts hand on Huckle's shoulder)
FLASH
Ryekie: Wait WHAT? (lets go) I saw stars!
Huckle: MC, did something change when I touched you?
MC: Everything turned white for a second and I actually felt better...
Huckle: ...thank you. We have something we can help with now.
Ryekie: Ooh, ooh! What!? Does it have to do with those stars I saw!?
Huckle: Ryekie, Akashi, hold onto me. We're going to help them fight inside the Path.
Akashi: That's a thing!?
Huckle: I just tried, and we can go back in there. There's no time to hesitate. Let's do what we can.
MC: You can do that!?
Huckle: MC, let me touch you again. Once inside the Path, let us defend you guys while you close it.
Akashi and Ryekie put their hands on Huckle.
Seiichirou: ...what are you guys doing?
Huckle: Okay MC. Take us in. Don't worry about us when we're there, just focus on shutting it all down.
MC: Here we go! (holds hand up to the Path)

Inside the Path, Huckle, Ryekie, and Akashi are there.
MC: Wait what!? How!?
Seiichirou: I have the same questions!
Exio: Hmm...
Akashi: What, where are we!? MC, did you bring us here!?
Ryekie: Hey I just saw all this!
Huckle: Yeah, we're inside the Path. I know because I was an Observer before too. The exit back home is behind us, and something big is up ahead.
Seiichirou: Is MC sharing their vision and Observation ability with them!? Impossible! I only ever heard of it working with other Observers lined up!
Exio: Never mind that, don't they feel the huge pressure in here?

Monsters incoming!
Akashi: Oh right, they're coming in from here!
Huckle: I was able to attack them earlier. They're trying to get out from here, so you know what we have to do right?
Ryekie: Destroy them and keep them away from the Observers! Winners strike first!
Ryekie Thunder Dashes into a group of Monsters!
Ryekie: Full force! Justice Thunderrrr! BOOM
Monsters: (poof)
MC: WHOA / You already fought so much, yet you still have that much energy!?
(BC) Huckle: Ryekie! You had that much stamina left?

Akashi: ...nah, I can somehow tell that ain't it. I can feel it too. We were exhausted from all the fighting earlier, but I feel a whole bunch of power coming up from within me!
Ryekie's thunder surges around! They hit invisible walls that aren't supposed to be there and break them down to the sounds of shattering glass, and cracks spread around with fierce light.
MC: WHAT
Exio: He damaged the Path itself! I never knew you could bring heroes into the Path and cause that much damage!
Seiichirou: I can't keep up with all this! A hero being here without getting sucked up is already unheard of, but a hero can destroy the Path!? Is this MC's power too!?
Exio: Yeah, we never imagined any of this before but there's no time to think about it. MC, are you feeling okay? Feeling any strain?
MC: Nope! I actually feel great!

Exio: ...heroes and Observers can share energy? No wait, that's still not enough to explain that big buff. Too many questions, but we do have a plan to close the Path now.
Seiichirou: ...right. For now, we have to do whatever we can to stop this and save Osaka! Everyone! Let's join together to weaken the path and erase it from Osaka's sky!
Akashi: I don't really get it, but we can just go wild while bopping Monsters, right!? I got this! In fact, I can't wait to run around swinging!
Huckle: We can do anything we're able to! We won't leave all the fighting to you three! MC, let's save the city and everyone in it!
MC: Right!
The Observers hold their hand up to the far end of the Path while the heroes ready themselves for the approaching Monsters...the decisive battle is at hand.
BATTLE START