Let's repeat a bit of that last part for some reason!
Tsukuyomi: Congrats on making it to number one.
Perun: Haha! Okay fine, you win today.
Barong: Next time let's win together!
Y'golonac: Is this what I wanted? I mean I did wanna be number one but...
Y'golonac turns around and sees someone calling him!
Y'golonac (narrating): Damn, I never thought someone would call me...hey this is [REDACTED] calling me...
Y'golonac: ...oh there ya are. Couldn't hear without a head. Or ears. Kiddin'...let's go home MC! And I'll make some heart attack ramen bowls!
Suddenly headbonk!
Present
Back in Tokyo!
MC: I'm gonna try headbonking him again and plot sword his desires!
Y'golonac: ...MC, whatcha doin'?
MC: I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT SHIT AGAIN / (whoops too late)
Y'golonac: (bonked) OW WHAT WAS THAT FOR
He looks himself again.
MC: Oh Y'golonac, good...for real this time, right? How's Perun?
Still fighting.
Y'golonac: What? Y'all shouldn't fight now ya hear?
MC: It's your fault! Perun got bit, so do something!
Y'golonac: what???
Y'golonac looks at his hands. Still traces of Mental Corruption having happened.
Y'golonac: Oh no I gotta do somethin'!
Thunder crash! The party members fighting Perun are on their knees!
Perun: Beg for your lives! Let me sit on you and maybe I shall spare you!
Bael: Piss off actually! You kneel before ME!
Y'golonac: Perun, STAAAWP!
Y'golonac runs in!
Perun: You think Tackle will stop me? Really? What a--WHAT
Bael uses his wings to kick up a dust screen!
Y'golonac: Get bit! Defiler's Hand Bite!
Y'golonac pins Perun's arms down and stuns him since he was the original source of Mental Corruption!
Barong: Sarutahiko, get him!
Sarutahiko: Right, you ain't getting away this time!
Perun gets covered in bubbles!
Perun: WHAT... oh right I went to save MC from Y'golonac. Did you regain your sanity yet?
Y'golonac: Okay cool, everything good now?
Bael: Ugh, you are such a pain in the--who's that coming over? Oh no!
It's the cops!
Horus: There you are, Bael. We heard things have changed, so we came to see what was up about this Vampire Incident apparently repeating itself in Odaiba.
Nobumichi: We're just here to ask questions, no need to get punchy.
They SOUND calm, but everyone's ready to shoot swing artifacts if it comes to it.
MC: No, wait, please! / (wait and see)
Horus: I'm sorry Uncle, I can't let a dangerous factor hang around you unsupervised anymore.
Masashi: Yeah, we got to uphold the rules of society!
Y'golonac: Okay yeah my bad, but it ain't happenin' again, pinkie swear for realsies! I dun' wanna leave everyone! Pleeease?
Horus: BAAAAD INFLUENCE!
Bael: If I may, objection.
Bael steps forward.
Masashi: Thanks for investigating, we can take over from here.
MC: Bael, you traitor! / Welp, saw this coming.
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(C) Bael: WHAT? Have a little faith in me!
---
Bael: Relax, I am on your side. Lord Horus, Lord Shinbei, no credit stealing.
The party groups up.
Bael: Time for an impromptu casual trial where I prove Y'golonac doesn't need to be arrested!
Flashback!
Tsukuyomi stops his Shadow Realm trick.
Bael: Tsukuyomi, I don't know what you expect me to do with this all by mys--
Tetsugyuu: You guys! Big trouble!
Tetsugyuu explains how the rest of the party went to save Y'golonac. Bael walks over to Governor P.
Bael: So I heard you want to save Y'golonac? Do as I say and I'll help you.
Present
Elsewhere
Enigma: Status report, situation resolved. Is this acceptable, Master?
Turing: Yes darling, good enough for me. Now let's get back to vacationing!
Beach Mall
Bael hands his phone report to Horus.
Horus: What? ...a person of interest written testimonial?
Bael: Yes, from one of the victims of Y'golonac's fangs. In short, it was consensual servicing and everything else that happened was an unforeseen side effect. Also Y'golonac was with us the whole time at the beach bar, yes?
Bael signals Y'golonac to play along!
Y'golonac: Y-yeah! My bad about the off menu service thing!
Horus rechecks the testimonial. Nothing about pressing charges.
Bael: So, do you have a case? At most, all we can do is watch and guide the host club.
MC: Yeaaaah, get him Bael!
Horus: ...well you seem different.
Masashi: Well Bael's a terrible person.
Bael: Bold of you to speak like you know me. A demon of me just doesn't like following your orders.
Horus: You cozied up to Uncle like that, didn't you!?
Bael: Enough of that. And you aren't doing any of this again, are you?
Y'golonac: Nah man, I'mma turn a new leaf!
MC: Love you, Bael! / I'm still punishing you, Y'golonac. / (stand in front of Y'golonac)
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(A) Bael: I know. And I love that you love me.
(B) Y'golonac: Whatever lets me stay with y'all!
---
Still a chance this might break out into a fight, but then...
Masashi: ...fine. Let's pull out, Horus.
Horus: ...very well. Bael, this is your responsibility, yes?
Bael: Of course. Y'golonac's power is dangerous, but the power of people's desires is wonderful. I'll be the consultant on how to better use it.
Horus: Alright. One more condition and we'll go...
Beach Bar
Somehow things are holding up despite the party running out to handle a crisis.
Ophion: I can't believe I have to host people myself.
Simurgh: Heh, you have to protect the nest for the family to get back...hmm? You want to dance with me, customer? Sure, how bold of you.
Tetsugyuu: You guys, everyone's come back!
MC: Hey we're back! / can I call in sick? / Thanks for holding down the fort.
Y'golonac: Aww MC baby, were ya scared? I'll treat ya right!
Perun: Tired from battle? Because of, well...
MC: I'm good / I'll get you guys for that
Bael: Lord Perun, you don't seem guilty at all for all the pain you caused us.
Perun: Hmph, that's your fault for being weak.
Bael: How DARE! I should have recorded you on phone while you were insane!
Sarutahiko: Haha, it's kinda nice to see your evil side pop up like this Bael.
Hey the cops are here too.
Shino: Faith, Benevolence!? Why are you two here?
Masashi: Not for you, Father. MC, come host and entertain me!
MC: Business arrangements call. / You too, Horus / Headpats for you, Masashi
(B) Horus: You look good in that host suit you apparently have, Uncle! I will order a bottle.
(C) Masashi: Wait, don't call me that...but if I get headpats I guess it's okay.
Y'golonac: Gwehe, welp I'm back, baby.
Tsukuyomi: Not to rain on your parade, but we were busy while you were out so you have to make up for it. You're supposed to be number one, right?
Y'golonac: W-wait, it won't count since it was my babies who came in, okay!?
Barong: Pffft, they can't all be that way! (points at customers lining up)
Governor P and Friends: Sorry about earlier, we came to help you be number one!
Y'golonac: What? You guys aren't under mind control or Mental Corruption anymore!
Sarutahiko: Haven't they always liked you?
Governor P and Friends: Yeah, we want to thank you for all the times you spent with us!
Bael: Heh, there's still time for you to grant their wishes. You owe them for being able to walk free.
Y'golonac looks over. The mobs are begging silently.
Y'golonac: ...alright, guess I'll keep at a lil longer. Can y'all help?
Perun: Pffft, I'm winning today.
Barong: Not if I have anything to say about it!
And so the host contest gets back on track.
A group of drone pilots walk in.
Tsukuyomi: Welcome. You're new, I think? We got all kinds of hosts, so maybe we'll find one you like.
Later
Tsukuyomi: There's Sarutahiko. He's on my team.
Sanzou: Oh my god Sarutahiko, are you trying to seduce me like that!?
Sarutahiko: No, calm down geez. Want a drink?
Hanuman: I want the fresh squeezed Setagaya orange juice! And ice cream and--
Nezha: Do they have yakisoba buns?
Sarutahiko: Okay so we ain't a real restaurant, but we got snacks and stuff. How 'bout a salad?
Motosumi: Damn, you got used to all this, huh? What's good then?
Some customers look on jealously, so Tsukuyomi smiles.
Tsukuyomi: I suppose I should also show you someone on the other team too, fair's fair.
Later
Tsukuyomi: That's Perun. He's hosting some friends he met this summer.
Gabriel: Wow these fruits are so fresh!
Aizen: (gasp!) I sense LEWDNESS!
Perun: I know what you really want... you want to let loose, don't you, you little freak?
Aizen: N-no, I just can't handle these sorts of...
Perun: HA! Ask the Foreigner, he'll help you loosen up!
The customers up front seem to like Perun.
Barong: Oh, new customers? Wanna dance with me?
Bael: Stop being pushy, Barong. Excuse him, how about I show you inside?
Tsukuyomi: Now now, you two. Let the customers speak. Anyone you'd like?
One of them points at Y'golonac.
Y'golonac: Gwehe, me? Sure, we gon' have a good time! ...you want one more host? Wow, yer a greedy one for a first timer. Welp! Hey MC, they callin' you too!
MC: Hey there and welcome!
And so the hosts' summer dreams go on for a bit longer...
End of Episode
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