Magical Snow Land Episode 4 Part 3 (Abridged)

Koropokkur (narrating): So like, my job back in my home world was to hit the reset button whenever civilization got too far because humans would otherwise blow themselves up. It's fine. I can be the only one doing the dirty work. But noooo, some hero named Ainurakkur had to dirty their hands trying to help everyone. So RUDE! Still love him tho.
Present
Koropokkur: It's okay Snegurochka! I'll make myself the core of a Singularity where you and MC can live here forever and never leave.
MC: EXCUSE ME???
Koropokkur: What? I'm here in Tokyo for you to begin with. None of my other plans worked anyways, and hey I brought everyone else for funsies.
Snegurochka: Koropokkur, no!
Snegurochka feels spring has to come for people on her supposed mother Vesna Krasna's honor. It's also Kitezh's biggest cultural rule to never deny wishing for spring.

Snegurochka: Isn't the theme park meant to make children happy?
Koropokkur: It's cool. I tried wishing for a children's paradise that included even one more child than before. But then people died and that sucks and now I'm in Tokyo. I don't think I was wrong, but it still sucks. Anyways Jack, you gonna do the thing?
Jack Frost: ...yeah, I'm in.
Snegurochka: Jackie!?
Jack: I don't want you to die!
Snegurochka: Well I don't either, but I'd hate you dying even more! Stop! ...or else I'll really hate you!
Jack looks hurt for a second, but acts mad and sulky.
Jack: Whatever. Being alone never bothered me anyways.
Blizzard intensifies! Koropokkur turns away.
MC: Jack, Koropokkur, stop! / (see what the party thinks)

Tianzun: ...how about we ride something and think about it?
Hastur: But why though!?
Tianzun: You expect me to stay out in this cold!? Plus we oughta talk to Snegurochka.
Snegurochka: Jackie, you just made friends...
Yoshito: He thought you were worth more...I can understand that. Master, I know painfully well how Jack feels. I'd do the same for Moritaka if it came to it.
Hastur: And I know the madness of isolation. If our presence helps, then--
Snegurochka: NO
Out of character alert!
Snegurochka: Thank you, but this is wrong! Nobody else has enough ice resistance to survive her for--
Tianzun: Snegurochka. It's okay to say you want to stay. Jack and Koropokkur will help if you do.
Snegurochka: (shakes head) No. Please help me stop Big Bro Jackie and Koropokkur!
MC: But...
Hmm. Either Jack or Snegurochka die, or the party is trapped. The party heads to the ice castle.

Jack Frost and Koropokkur hanging around like a designated boss fight.
Jack: ...you're still doing this Snegurochka? Why?
Snegurochka: I'm happy you care for me, but this is wrong.
Koropokkur: Why not have fun with things here?
Snegurochka: No. Let everyone go.
Snegurochka grips her wand. Jack snorts.
Jack: Well, siblings fight huh? But I'm gonna win.
Yoshito: In a 2v5? Really?
Jack uses his spray cans to make Snegurochka copies!
Jack: Surprise. How about now?
Snegurochka looks surprised and happy.
Snegurochka: Oh Jackie, you care about me that much?
Yoshito: Impressive!
Jack: DAMMIT YOU'RE MAKING THIS WEIRD
Snegurochka: Yay, you're still the same! It would suck if this turned awkward at the end.

Jack Frost: ...I'm backing you up, Koropokkur.
Koropokkur: I know. It's World Rep time!
Hastur strikes! But he pulls back at the Snegurochka frost clones!
Hastur: H-how dare!
Jack: You see how real they are, huh? Like her.
Tianzun: Dick move, bro.
Jack: What? It's her life on the line. If she stays, I have to go. You know what this is all about, right!?
Snegurochka: That doesn't make trapping someone else into a cold future right!
Snegurochka is determined. Jack falters. So do Hastur and Tianzun.
Jack: They don't seem to agree. So why not just stay? ...aren't we friends?
MC: (square up) / (hesitate) / (say nothing)
---
(A) Snegurochka: Yeah, I'm not sacrificing everyone else for myself!
Magical girl transformation, go!
Snegurochka: Sorry MC, but please help me!
(B) Snegurochka: No, this is wrong. I'm not sacrificing everyone else for myself!
Magical girl transformation, go!
Snegurochka: Sorry for making you choose, but I need your help!
(C) Jack: Yeah you get it, MC.
Snegurochka: MC, no!
Magical girl transformation, go!
Snegurochka: Sorry for making you choose, but I need your help!
---
MC: UHHHH
BATTLE START (more happens after)

Hastur (narrating): I like humans, even if most of them don't even make it to 100. So beautiful, even if I might accidentally squash them by approaching. Which meant it was a humongous mindbender seeing you turned human when I came to Tokyo. My brother with the redacted name. You're the biggest mess of us all, but you're also the only one to survive past the dream if Azathoth awakens. You always come back.
Present
Koropokkur's been through this before, so he doesn't go all in. He remembers how things went when they did all this a loop ago.

Flashback! The party is faltering against the Snegurochka frost clones aside from Snegurochka herself.
Jack Frost: Why are you doing this!?
Snegurochka: Sorry Jackie. And thank you. Diamond Drift!
Snegurochka throws a blizzard at Jack and forces him to stand down! Jack is crying...
Snegurochka: I'm...really glad I met everyone. And I hope it meant as much to everyone else. So, don't regret the time we had together. You might be sad...but don't let it keep you down, okay?
Snegurochka is holding back tears too...
Jack: But I can't!
Snegurochka: No. It's the last thing I ask of everyone. Live it up enough for my share too! ...actually Jackie, one more thing? Make a picture of me when you go back to school. So everyone will remember me. Promise?
Jack: NO! I want us all to stay together for--
POOF
Jack: oh...
End of flashback

Present
Koropokkur lowers his guard because of the above flashback!
MC: (charge in, ugly crying)
Shocked cast!
MC: SHUT UP AND HELP US GET A DEUS EX MACHINA
Yoshito: ...Master, you look awful. Haha.
So does Yoshito.
Tianzun: ...heh, that's how it's supposed to look like when it's a villain goes down!
Tianzun laughs too.
Koropokkur: Uh. I already said I couldn't think of anything el--
MC: Then let us in and help, you stupid jerk!
Hastur: Heh. You're the worst, brother.
Koropokkur: You know I can't do that as one of the World Reps.
As a World Rep, all Koropokkur can do is try to keep MC for himself. No asking for help, no letting things slip by. No freedom allowed.
Koropokkur: ...that's why I admired you. I always knew you'd do that.
End of Episode 

Magical Snow Land Episode 4 Part 2 (Abridged)

Snegurochka: I said I'm dying soon.
Shocked party! Except for Koropokkur frowning.
MC: excuse me???
Snegurochka: I thought about keeping it to myself and not say goodbye...but turns out I wanted to be with everyone one more time.
MC: EXCUSE ME???
Snegurochka: It's just how it goes for people like me. We wither after Christmas and fade away with winter.
Yoshito: But why...?
Snegurochka: I'm sorry for dropping this on you like this when I might literally keel over in thirty seconds!

TV show flashback! Or something.
Magical girl battle in spring!
Snegurochka: It okay!
Snegurochka starts twirling her wand!
Snegurochka: Full power! Noble Phantasm, fire!
Snegurochka used Sheer Cold! But it wasn't very effective...
Snegurochka: Oh no!
Snegurochka is dying as spring comes...
Snegurochka: I can't go on...
Snegurocka falls over. Next time, on the final episode--
Zhurong: Wait, what do you mean it's ending!?
Quantum: Something must've happened for Snegurochka...
Zhurong: Noooo!
Zhurong starts pulling out paper and writing on it!
Quantum: What?
Zhurong: I'm going to write the TV station to keep making the show!
Quantum: Oh. Okay then.
Quantum decides not to say nothing might happen.

Santa School
Commotion time.
Guy A: The show's ending!?
Wolf B: Jack, you know anything about Snegurochka? She's been gone a while.
Jack Frost: No, sorry...
Jack manages to fend off all questions for the day and goes somewhere.
Hospital or something
Jack: Hey. How you feelin'?
Snegurochka: Hi Jackie. I'm good. I think. How's everyone at school? ...Jackie?
Jack: Oh, um. Sorry.
Snegurochka: UGH. I said, how's everyone at school? Also, you want to do anything? I want to go to the theme park with everyone again! And also...
Snegurochka acts fine. Snegurochka does not look fine. Jack looks away.

Time to change the viewpoint reel!
Jack Frost: Ded, what's up with Snegurochka?
The party has barged into Ded's office! Ded is more concerned with Jack's question and looks away.
White: Oh...so she didn't tell you either.
Jack: Wait, so you DO know something!
White: Yes, and I believe you should know too.
White (narrating): I told you Snegurochka was made from my snow, yes? That's exactly why she's been withering away. I weaken when Christmas is over. It just goes even further for her. Now stay calm, but...she'll disappear by springtime. She was supposed to only get one winter to live.
Jack grabs White's collar.
Jack: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING!?
MC: Yeah! / Jack, stop / Isn't that...

Hastur: ...that's similar to how I see lower life forms like humans. We Foreigners can get millenia to live, so a normal human lifetime seems pitifully short to us.
Jack Frost: And she just accepted that!? I mean it's fine if it were just me but DAMN!
Koropokkur: Jack, stop. I know you don't get long either.
Jack: !?
Koropokkur: Tokyo's been getting too hot for you guys to live. You can't take it much longer.
Jack: W-why are you here?
Koropokkur: She wanted to give this to you so you could live.
It's her artifact, part of her very self.

Some hospital
Jack Frost: Snegurochka...
Snegurochka: Jackie...I'll give you my artifact.
Jack: But what about you!?
Snegurochka: It's just how it is for us...and I'd rather someone keep dreaming after I'm gone rather than live for myself.
Snegurochka cuddles Jack's head. Jack cries his eyes out. When Jack goes to wash his face, Koropokkur is there.
Koropokkur: Bitch, that's not how it was supposed to go. You were supposed to comfort HER!
Jack: ...do you know what to do? I'll do anything to save her.
Koropokkur: What the hell do you think I've been doing? But if I do, I'll be crushing her dream.
Koropokkur spills the beans.
Koropokkur: If she gives you her artifact, you'll live. If you give her yours, she'll live. And then her heart will break because you died for her. We've been stuck on being only able to save one of you.
Jack doesn't get it. Koropokkur is unreadable.

Koropokkur: Oh get off your high horse. You can't save her on your own... so I will, the way I used to.
Koropokkur uses PLOT BEEEAAAAM! And now the party is at Magical Snow Land. Suddenly an artificial blizzard and aurora!
Snegurochka: Ooh, pretty...
Tianzun: Wait, what's going on?
In Housamo Fantasy China, auroras are BAD NEWS. Tianzun gets on guard! Yoshito is shocked as he looks at the park entrance.
Yoshito: Master, look!
Snow blocks all the exits!
Koropokkur: Our new frozen paradise! It's okay Snegurochka, you can live forever here.
End of Episode part

Magical Snow Land Episode 4 Part 1 (Abridged)

Narration Zone or something
Koropokkur: Hey, you having fun? Hope you have! Do you wish it'd go on forever? I mean, not like that. I always knew you'd answer that way if it's About You, Ainurakkur. But you ever wonder how people with no future might answer, like Jack and Snegurochka?
Present
Snegurochka: It's Santa Sendoff in Magical Snowland time!
Lots of clapping and cheering as Santa students line up!
Snegurochka: I'd like to thank everyone for accepting a new girl like me and going with my idea. I got to be both a magical girl and a Santa at the same time. Did you all have fun!?
Everyone Present: Yeah!
Snegurochka: Cool! Magical Girl Transformation, Make Up!
Hastur uses his Foreigner Teleport abilities to change the Santa students into uniform!
White: Okay everyone, it's showtime!
Yule: Yes, Headmaster!
Flying sleighs, go!
Snegurochka: Good luck out there, Grandpa and everyone else!
Now the party dresses up as Santa!
Snegurochka: And now, the parade! Hit it!
BATTLE(?) START (more happens after)

Koropokkur: Hey kids, I'm your Santa! I've got candy! Who wants some?
MC: I do! / Cute! / Nice outfit
---
(A) Koropokkur: Oh you. Well, if I have any left over then okay.
(BC) Koropokkur: Flattery won't get you presents!
---
Hastur: Hmph, how about I offer you a gift? You needn't even repay me for it. Or we could even exchange them if you so choose.
MC: But all I have is candy / Gift exchange! / Oh my god hot Santa suit!
(A) Hastur: Heh, I know you have the good stuff.
(B) Hastur: Very well. You had best not give me some sort of trick.
(C) Hastur: I can look good in anything.

Yoshito: Master, I made you cookies. There's some for everyone.
It's a bag of Moritaka cookies.
MC: Cute! / How on brand / Any Yoshito cookies?
---
(A) Yoshito: Yes, Moritaka is indee--wait, that's not what you meant?
(B) Yoshito: But of course.
(C) Yoshito: There--excuse me? Um, I-I'll go make some.
---
Hastur: Why have you made mine look like this!?
Tianzun: It looks just like you! Mine looks pervy though.
Hastur: So, just like you then.
Pictures get taken of the cookies! Snegurochka looks happy.
Tianzun: Hey MC, I got you sunglasses like mine. You like?
MC: No thanks / Ooh! How do I look? / Nice Santa outfit!
---
(A) Tianzun: Aww. Hey Yoshito, you want--
(B) Tianzun: Nice! Hey Yoshito, you want--
(C) Tianzun: Yes, am I 50% hotter? Hey Yoshito, want to match outfits with me?
---
Yoshito: T-thank you, but I...
MC: Hey wait you two don't need to go, Jack and Snegurochka?

Snegurochka: I'm here to be Santa for the children visiting today!
Jack Frost: Same. I'm still a Santa student, I guess.
Snegurochka: Let's all go give out presents!
Snegurochka runs forward a bit before turning to wave at the party!
Snegurochka: You guys! Thanks for everything! I love you all!
The party smiles and walks over.
Yoshito: Thank you too. It's been a lovely time.
Hastur: I am not one to casually say I like anything, but...I can say I don't dislike you.
MC: Thanks, it's been fun. Love you all!
The party heads over to the children. Well, most of the party does.

Koropokkur: (frowns)
Tianzun: What's wrong?
Koropokkur: Nothing. Come on, we got kids to make happy right?
Tianzun: I want EVERYONE happy! But I've seen you even unhappier than Jack.
Koropokkur: No I'm not. And it's not like you can do anything if I were.
Snegurochka: Hurry up you guys!
Koropokkur: Coming!
And then the party had the most awesome Christmas time ever.
MC: Wait why'd it go dark!? Did someone stop the movie or whatever!?
Koropokkur: Thanks for coming MC, did you like the show?
MC: Wait, is this another loop!? How many times have we been through this!?
Koropokkur: Man, you ever think about why they cared so much about the Santa Sendoff? Well let's fastforward to the answer!

Time skip! Social link, go!
Snegurochka: Japanese New Years! It's just like Christmas where you make wishes! Uhh...I hope we'll all be together forever!
Koropokkur: Cool, I'll wish for that too.
Yoshito: Maybe you should make a wish for yourself somemtimes.
Time skip!
Snegurochka: It's Valentine's! I made you all chocolate!
Tianzun: Yay!
Hastur: I know not of this Valentines you speak of, but I just happen to have chocolate here. A total coincidence.
Snegurochka: Aww, thanks. Does that mean you like me?
Hastur: D-did you have to say it out loud!? No, as a Foreigner I am simply unfamiliar with these customs!

Time skip!
MC: Huh, they haven't picked up recently. Busy with work maybe?
Moritaka: Is something wrong, MC?
Some evening at school.
MC: Kinda sad Snegurochka suddenly went radio silent on us.
Moritaka: Maybe it's her work?
Beep beep!
Phone: Hi, it's Snegurochka. Sorry, I've been feeling out of it. How about we all go to the theme park?
MC: "Okay!" Man, why didn't she just say so?

Theme park
Snegurochka: Hi everyone, sorry about being quiet lately. This dress sure reminds me of Christmas.
Koropokkur: (frown)
Hastur: You still could have sent a message. I thought something happened to you.
Yoshito: Are you okay?
Snegurochka: Totally fine! Let's make today the best day ever!
Tianzun: ...hells yeah!
Snegurochka: You pick something first!
Housamo Kart, go!
Tianzun: You're going down this time!
Hastur: Pffft, loser. I'm going to win this one.
Koropokkur: No, me!
MC: I'll win! / Good luck old man!
Tianzun: You better be ready to eat kart, Snegurochka and Hastur!
Yoshito: I think you're getting too into this.
Hastur: No mercy.
Snegurochka: Tee hee, no survivors.
Tianzun: Nice. Let's go!

One race later, Hastur wins!
Hastur: HA!
Snegurochka keeps looking down like she's hiding something.
Hastur: What!? A-are you crying...!?
Snegurochka: No, I'm just so happy to be with everyone again.
Hastur: O-oh.
Jack Frost: I'll avenge you, Snegurochka!
Hastur: Ah, so you have chosen death.
Tianzun: Has he? I mean I'm gonna win this one.
New race under way! Scores are being tallied.
Tianzun: WHAT? How are they kicking my ass?
Jack and Hastur keep fighting for 1st place! Hastur starts edging over the top!
Jack: Shit. In that case...
Sidelines
Snegurochka: Good luck, Jackie!
Jack nods and locks in!

Hastur: Impressive. Still, no mercy for you!
Jack Frost: This is for Snegurochka!
Jack speeds up even further...and he wins!
Jack: Damn, thanks for the cheering Snegurochka.
Snegurochka: Yay, Jackie!
Hastur: Didn't you want me to win, Snegurochka?
Snegurochka: Oh, sorry. Jack cheered for me, so it was my turn to cheer for him.
Tianzun: Haha, nice race guys. I'm winning next time.
Koropokkur: Pffft. It's just a race you guys.
Jack: Well I won, so how about I decide where we go next?
And so the party has a nice time hanging around the theme park.

Jack Frost: Hey, how about we ride the Ferris wheel all together for once?
Snegurochka: Ooh! But isn't the park closing now?
Jack: We got the park owner right there.
Koropokkur: Fiiine. But not for too long, okay?
MC: omg??? / exciting! / Hey let's play around after closing next time!
---
(C) Koropokkur: WHAT?
Tianzun: I'm so down for that! Can we?
Koropokkur: ...maybe next time.
---
Hastur: Can we even all fit? Maybe I shouldn't.
Koropokkur: It can sit six giant babies, you'll be fine.

The party gets in the Ferris wheel. Outside looks super nice.
Snegurochka: Wooow.
Hastur: Remember how we ran from the police here that one time, MC?
Yoshito: That wasn't you making a pretext to ride with MC?
Hastur: NO!? That was Tianzun's idea!
Snegurochka: Ahh, memories. I still remember your band parade, Yoshito.
Yoshito: It was an interesting puppeteering experience. I'd be happy to preach about Moritaka again sometime.
Look! Snow!
MC: Pretty! / Now!? / Oh yeah it's been getting colder

Snegurochka: Thanks for your help back then, Tianzun.
Tianzun: Nah, that was your work.
Snegurochka: ...I'd love to see you do the parade thing again.
Tianzun: Anytime.
It's snowing harder.
Snegurochka: And thanks for bringing me here, Koropokkur. I'm glad I met everyone!
Koropokkur: You're welcome. It's...well, that's good.
The Ferris wheel car is reaching the top.
Snegurochka: Sorry for the short notice, but I really wanted to come here one more time with everyone.
Hastur: But we can always come again another time after this?
Snegurochka: About that...I'm dying soon.
Shocked party! Except for Koropokkur frowning.
End of Episode part 

Magical Snow Land Episode 3 Part 2 (Abridged)

It's Christmas Eve! Santa School students are at the theme park dressed up for children.
Krampus: It's weird how popular my Halloween costume is with the kids.
MC: You look awesome!
Krampus: Feels weird, but not bad I guess. I'll go back to normal when the Sendoff is done.
MC: Good luck! / I'mma see everyone else now.
---
(AB) Krampus: Thanks!
(C) Krampus: Okay. Thanks for working with us!
---
Krampus: I'll be doing a show at the plaza later, come by if you want!

Later
First up...
Hastur: Hahaha, I welcome you, young ones! Behold the castle maze, find the grand prize at the end!
It's Hastur!
Girl A: Wow, a prince! Will you make me your princess if I find your room?
Boy B: Me first!
Hastur: Um. Maybe you should wish for something less inadvisable. Maybe pictures instead?
MC: Hey Mr. Popular. Whoa you have a signboard for your line! / (get in line)
---
(AB) Hastur: Ah, MC. Behold how my glory has infested Tokyo. Dare you try my maze and risk perishing?
(C) Hastur: Ah, MC. Quaint of you to line up with children. If you want me so much, then come to the end of my castle!
---
Hastur: Madness comes for all who enter! See you at the goal, hahaha!
MC: He's sure into this. / Evil Prince Charming / would he be mad if I never go?

Hey, marching band tunes.
Yoshito: Hello, come see the Hakkenshi Marching Band! We have Moritaka on castanets, Moritaka on trombone...
Yoshito makes his Hakkenshi puppets bow in turn. Children cheer in response!
MC: Wow! (clap) / do they know about this
Yoshito: Oh, Master! Not to worry, I got permission for these puppets. It took some negotiation, but yes.
MC: did you lie and use me for it / did you threaten people / I guess some of them would be okay with it
(A) Flashback!
Yasuyori: Lord MC wants a puppet of me!? I...guess? Then can I get one of MC?
Jump cut!
Tadatomo: Milord wants a puppet of me!? I can do them one better and give them myself for Christmas!
Present
Yoshito: I plead the fifth.
(B) Flashback!
Masashi: A puppet of me? Maybe not even for Mother--no, I will do it for Mother! I'm the lead!
Jump cut!
Masanori: A puppet of me? Excuse me while I confirm with MC first...no wait don't make mine a cat! NYOOOO!
Present
Yoshito: I plead the fifth.
(C) Flashback!
Nobumichi: Me? Not Moritaka? Well okay, make mine cool!
Jump cut!
Tanetomo: MC wants a puppet of me? Pffft, why lie? Go ahead. Just make mine the cutest if you know what's good for you.
Present
Yoshito: Well Nobumichi and Tanetomo were, at least.

Yoshito: The show must go on for the children.
Yoshito leads his puppet marching band. The children are fascinated!
MC: Nice / you could've just been open with everyone / wouldn't they all be okay with this?
Yoshito: ...perhaps. So which one is your favorite and why is it Moritaka?
MC: (Time to be vague!) I like them all / I like Yoshito.
---
(AB) Yoshito: I thought you might say that.
(C) Yoshito: You can't joke about things like that.
Yoshito turns away. His ears are red.
---
Rando children heard Yoshito's question and throw in their own opinions.
Boy A: You're the shiniest!
Yoshito: O-oh...well thank you.
MC: Well things seem fine here / (tee hee) / (aw sweet baby)
---
(A) Yoshito: Indeed. Go on, I will see you at the finale.
(BC) Yoshito: ...please stop looking at me like that. Everything is fine, so go on. I will see you at the finale.
---
MC: Okay, see ya.
MC sees a big line formed for a ride.
MC: Huh, that seems popular. (goes in)

Inside
Koropokkur: Hello, junior space rangers! Welcome to the paradise space colony where every child can just have fun! I see you--
Koropokkur notices MC.
Koropokkur: Ahem. So your first job...is tag. Can you keep away until time runs out? Then--oh no, it's an invasion from the Ah Dolts! Grab your laser guns, get in the ship, and shoot them down!
Rail shooter game, start!
Koropokkur: ...what? Here to make fun of me?
MC: Came to see how you're doing / You're working hard, huh / Sign me up, Captain!
(AC) Koropokkur: Wanna try the single player campaign? Bet you can't beat Babe Bunyan's score!
(B) Koropokkur: Yeah, 'cause you and the Santas are working hard too. Gotta led the kids to Neverland! So wanna try the single player campaign? Bet you can't beat Babe Bunyan's score!

Babe has topped the leaderboard.
MC: Do I get anything for 1st? / Okay / I'll come again
---
(A) Koropokkur: A present from the Santa School peeps and some treats. And for you...I can give you a present of some kind. But only if you beat Babe's score. You want some help like old times, then maybe we can talk.
Koropokkur makes a face.
(B) Koropokkur: Good luck with that. If you get first, I can give you a present too. *If.* You want help like old times, then maybe we can talk.
Koropokkur makes a face.
(C) Koropokkur: Pffft, chicken. I was gonna give you a present if you got 1st. Oh well, whatever. It's almost parade time anyways.
Koropokkur makes a face.
---
Koropokkur: ...MC?
MC: What? (hmm, weird face)
Koropokkur: ...nothing. Have fun.

Outside
So many children waiting for something.
MC: Right, the Christmas parade!
Jack Frost: Oh, you came too? Can I stand by you? Maybe give you some frostbite?
Jack has holiday food in his hands.
MC: Okay, I'm bundled up anyways! / Aww Jack, you wanna stand with me?
---
(AB) Jack: Cool, thanks. Want anything? Except for the popsicle, there's only one and it's mine.
(C) Jack: Ew, gross. It's you guys going all fraaandship on me this whole time.
---
Jack starts stuffing himself and pulls out some warm drink.
MC: Are you binging? / Huh, I thought you hated warm drinks. / Is that for me?
(A) Jack: No, it's just that good...also it's less awkward having things in my hand when talking one on one.
(BC) Jack: Goddammit, you just had to notice these things! Yeah, I went out of my way to get you this! Excuse me for falling back on social scripts and feeling less awkward with stuff in my hands!

Jack Frost is making frost breaths. Also he's not in costume.
Jack: ...sorry for chickening out of being Frosty in front of everyone in Santa School. I know how much you guys encouraged me. Snegurochka's like the only one who believed I could do it, but after meeting you guys I've started thinking leaving things as is would be alright. None of you thought I was weird for doing the mascot thing and liking kids.
MC: Well I'm glad you can enjoy yourself for today at least! Wanna check anything out?
Jack: I've checked out everyone's stuff. I'm surprised how into it they are. Now I figure I may as well watch the parade with you, Snegurochka, and Tianzun. They asked me to paint the float, so I gotta see it in action.

Beep boop, the parade float is coming! Shining snow falls as a Christmas tree float comes in!
Snegurochka: Heeeey everybody! Having fun this Christmas?
Snegurochka waves at Jack Frost and MC when she notices them.
Snegurochka: Magical Girl Snegurochka is here with a special show for you! Let's say the magic words together! Magical~!
The children in the audience repeat the magic words and an aurora appears! It's a hologram on snow by the way. But for children that's mindblowing enough.
MC: Wow she's popular / Snow? Hmm... / Magical~!
(B) Jack: That snowflake? Well I might have given a little advice here and there.
(C) Jack: Damn, you're getting into this.

The hologram turns a gross color!
Jack Frost: wait what
More parade floats come in!
Tianzun: Haha, surprise! I'm the evil overlord here to make everyone happy!
The kids are losing their minds over this!
Snegurochka: What!? ...so are you like a good guy?
Tianzun: Hmmmm, am I~?
Tianzun jumps and floats over to where MC is.
Tianzun: Mine now! Let's be happy together!
Snegurochka: Oh my god, nonconsent!
Tianzun: Nonconsent you say? Hey MC do you consent?
MC: HELP / Yay! / I guess!
(BC) Tianzun: Nice, but I'mma need you to act like you don't for the show.

Snegurochka: Look, MC says no! I'll save them!
Tianzun: Try it, girlie!
bonk
Snegurochka: Oh no he's too powerful!
Tianzun: Yah, MC's powering me up with love~! You keep saying how strong love is!
Snegurochka: Noooo, I'll lose if I'm on my own!
Children cheer for Snegurochka!
Snegurochka: Thank you everyone, I'll try harder!
Tianzun: Pffft, you're still alone!
Snegurochka: Oh no he's right! Anyone know someone who could help me?
Jack Frost: wait I don't like where this is going
Children yell out "Frosty!"

Snegurochka: Oh okay! Help me call for him! FROSTY, HEEEELP
Jack Frost: U-uhhhh...
Hastur: Do you need to be tossed in or some such?
Suddenly Hastur! And Yoshito!
Yoshito: Your costume. Hastur can help you get in right away if need be.
Jack: (frown)
Snegurochka: ...I don't think Jackie is coming. Sorry your surprise didn't--
Tianzun: Nah, give it a minute.
Dramatic entrance to cheering children!
Jack: I'm here to help, Snegurochka!
Snegurochka: !! Oh thank you Frosty! Now we can win!
Yoshito: Hello I am here to help as well along with my little friends.
Children lose their minds as Yoshito's Hakkenshi puppets march out! Yoshito smiles and waves!

Hastur: I'm helping out this side, King Happy Evil.
Tianzun: Thanks, Happy Prince!
Hastur: Call me that again and you are on your own!
Children: Wow, the prince is here! Good luck!
Hastur smiles.
Koropokkur: I'm relevant too here!
Tianzun: Oh look, we're 3v3 now.
Koropokkur: No you're not. I'm on her side, old man.
Jack Frost: Guys...
Flashback!
Yoshito: We're joining in after your big entrance, Jack.
Hastur: Indeed. Our aura will sap yours in the spotlight.
Jack: Uh, right. But thanks.
Present
Koropokkur: Okay Snegurochka, Frosty, Yoshito! Time to use the power of friendship!
Jack: Everyone, cheer me on to make me stronger!
Snegurochka: Together!
Tianzun: Hastur, you take Frosty and the puppets. I got Snegurochka and Koropokkur.
Hastur: Behold my tentacles, fool!
BATTLE START (more happens after)

The clock ticks over to Christmas as the show goes on!
Guy A: Hey isn't Frosty Jack Frost? 'cuz dang they look alike.
Girl B: Oh my god you weren't supposed to say it out loud! I thought it was supposed to be secret...
Wolf C: You knew and you kept quiet!?
Girl B: I have all his merch and I'm gonna ask for his autograph later!
Fight's over!
Tianzun: I surrender!
Hastur: FOOL! We have barely even started! Move and I shall crush--
Tianzun: Hastur this is a show and we're the bad guys, throw in the towel.
Hastur remembers where he is and does so.

Children: Wow, Snegurochka, Frosty!
Tianzun: Look Jack, your classmates.
Jack Frost: !!
Jack: Shit, I forgot about them...
Girl B: He looked! Uhh...wow Frosty, you were so cute and amazing!
Jack: CUTE!? Uh, I mean thanks haha!
Tianzun: It hits different coming from your classmates rather than children, huh?
Guy A: Why'd you keep this secret, man? I wanna pic with you later!
Jack: Alright, you want a pic with Frosty then sure.
Wolf C: Omg so pro, I'd never have guessed from how you are at school!
Jack starts talking with the Santa students, embarrassed.
Tianzun: I love the look on his face.
MC: Aww, Jack, you're popular now!
Girl B: So Jack, tell us about being Frosty.
Jack: Oh sorry, I want to be with my friends for the Sendoff.
Girl B: Oh. Alright, let's talk at school then!
Jack nods and returns to the party.

Tianzun: Wait really? You want to hang with us instead of your classmates after so long?
Jack Frost: I already promised to talk at school. Besides...you guys are more fun.
Tianzun: Aw, you like us~?
Jack: Yes, dammit! But fine, I'll just go back to them then!
Tianzun: Relax, I was just kidding. We have more fun with you here too.
Jack: ...thanks. You're a good teacher.
Tianzun: It's cool. Now let's go see the parade, everybody!
Snegurochka: (stares)
Snegurochka smiles.
End of Episode 

Magical Snow Land Episode 3 Part 1 (Abridged)

Ah yes, the magical paradise of the Peach Blossom Spring in Hourai. Very peaceful, away from all those pesky wars and revolutions that keep happening in Ancient China. Some fisherman blundered in one day and the people were super nice to him. The fisherman would've loved to stay there forever, but he had to go home. They told him if he left, then he had to keep the place a secret. He left, wanted to come back later, and never managed to find it again. So he blabbed. They say not even the virtuous could ever find it.

Flashback!
Tianzun: So, everyone knows why the fisherman never found the spring again?
Sanzou: Um, he wasn't legal blabbed when told not to?
Tianzun: Maybe. So why couldn't saints find it when this rando fisherman did?
Gouryou: Because it wasn't real? Just slack off in reality like me!
The Taoshis disapprove. Except for Tianzun.
Tianzun: Maybe! So the moral might be to care about your present situation, make your own paradise.
Motosumi: I thought heavenly sages weren't supposed to say that.
Tianzun: Psh, who said the heavens were any good and fun? So many die just before they make it in. The dao is long and painful, so wanting to have fun is cool. Think about what your dao is!
Tianzun sounds serious for once. The Taoshis think about this, except for Gouryou picking his nose.
Motosumi: Goddammit, why are we even talking about this after you pulled another disappearing act?
Tianzun: It means you're trying too hard to find me!
Motosumi: Or you could stop disappearing on us like a jackass!

Present
Tianzun: So Jack, you got time to waste hanging around here?
Jack Frost: Pffft. You good to hang around here dressed like THAT?
Tianzun gives Jack a snack.
Tianzun: Look, some good Japanese dango from Asakusa!
Jack: (eats) Oh wow. Wait, don't you have class to go back to?
Tianzun: Don't you?
Jack stops bothering to answer and eats some more.
Tianzun: They're starting prep work on the Santa Sendoff soon. What'll you do? They might find out you're Frosty.
Jack: What, you here to nag too?
Tianzun: Nah, I want you to be happy! Because we're fraaands.
Jack: How do you say that with a straight face?
Tianzun: Ooh~, are you blushing~?
Jack: S-shut up, it's not like I was happy about that!

Tianzun turns serious.
Tianzun: That aside, I want you to be happy with your classmates as Jack too. Clear some things up.
Jack Frost: Eh, I'm just legit shy. Also damn, could you not code switch on me like that?
Tianzun: Aww, but I know you're a charming boy who likes children and--
Jack: OHMYGODSHUTUP
Tianzun has a dirty smile as he ruffles Jack's face.
Tianzun: I can repeat myself if you work up the courage, heh.
Jack: ...I know, thanks.
Jack sounds like he might cry.
Tianzun: Oh my god are you actually crying?
Jack: N-NO I--
MC: Hey you guys! / OMG Jack is crying? Tianzun, what did you do!?
(A) Jack: I HATE YOU ALL
(BC) Jack: ...I'm not crying. Where are you people coming from anyways?

Tianzun: You worried about Jack too, MC?
MC: Yeah I came to get him. Everyone is waiting, let's go!
Jack Frost: I'm supposed to be a mysterious graffiti artist...UGH, fine!
Tianzun: Ohh, you turn me down but agree when MC asks? I see how it is.
Jack: Nah, I'm just sick of you all coming one after another.
MC: wait what
Flashback!
Hastur: Hmph, what are you doing loitering around with that look on your face? I've a mind to drag you back with my tentacles.
Hastur puts "gloves" on his tentacles and waves them at Jack.
Jack: HELP
Later
Yoshito: There is no shame in liking what you like, like children.
Jack: Phrasing.
Later
Koropokkur: Hey bitch, if you've got time to lean, you got time to entertain children by being a good bean.
Jack: Oh my god are you actually trying to be nice?
Koropokkur: I'm only nice to little kids. The world sucks sometimes!
Jack: ...yeah, that's true.

Present
MC: Huh. What was up with Koropokkur?
Tianzun: Wow, everyone really does care about you.
Jack Frost: Goddammit, everyone keeps treating me like a kid. Fine, I'll go back to class. Not that I have anything to say tho.
Tianzun: Good enough!
Classroom
Tianzun: Hey you guys! We're back with the special boy!
Jack: You promised you wouldn't set me up like this!
Snegurochka: Yay, Big Bro, Grandpa! We need to get started.
Jack: I'm leaving, by--
Hastur: Ha, no you aren't.
Hastur used his tentacles! But it missed!
Jack: Heh, I'm not falling for that again! How about I cast Blizzard on everyone?
Wolf A: Oh my god Jack is actually smiling.
Guy B: So, you guys Jack's friends?
MC: Yep! / I guess? / Feels weird hearing that out loud again.

Hastur: Close enough. Aren't you glad I'm here?
Snegurochka: I got my idea to do the Sendoff at a theme park partly due to Big Bro Jackie!
Tianzun: He also thought up most of the park decor.
Girl C: Oh my god he did!? ...well he is a top scorer on the tests.
Wolf D: Whatever, cool!
People start trying to talk to Jack Frost now!
Snegurochka: Mr. Tianzun came up with the planning, Hastur did the costume and Santa transformations, Yoshito did some sewing, and MC brought in their connections! Also Koropokkur is our middleman with Ojimachi Academy!
Koropokkur did a lot of work actually involving the children angle.
Snegurochka: Thanks for helping, everyone!
MC: It's cool! Christmas is gonna be awesome!
And so the Santa School students got ready to go.

Theme Park
Boy A: Wow, the Christmas decorations!
Boy B: They said they're having the Santa Sendoff on Christmas Eve!
Excited children.
Snegurochka: Wow, it's perfect. Thanks Itzamna!
Itzanma: Anything for the children.
Snegurochka: Hmm...are you the street famous graffiti artist?
Itzamna: Wait, you don't know? It's--
Itzamna gets Blizzard'd!
Jack Frost: Not bad for an old man who hates the winter and me. But anyways shut up.

Itzamna: How does it look? Snegurochka showed me the designs. It'd be too much to cover this park on your own.
Tomte: Hey Itzamna! I decorated around the castle, what do you think?
Itzamna: Japanese white birch wreathes? Ooh. Maybe you have some talent at Item Creation.
Jack and Itzamna whisper to each other.
Itzamna: (You're here because you hate directing people, aren't you?)
Jack: *(bows in classic Japanese fashion, as a European fairy spirit does)* (Yeah yeah, I know, thanks.)
Snegurochka: Thanks again! I didn't know Jackie knew anyone like you. Now let's go check on how the food's coming.

Some kitchen
Girl C: Yummy cake!
Yule: Thanks! We'll have even more stuff on Christmas, so come again.
Ryouta: Wow, I didn't know you could bake like this! (noms)
Chouji: The other Santa School students are quick learners too.
MC: Thanks for coming, Chouji / Ryouta are you actually helping? / You can bake, Yule!?
(A) Chouji: Thank you too for bringing me on. I usually don't see so many kids happy and eating.
(B) Ryouta: Yeah! Picking the stems off strawberries and taste testing!
(C) Yule: Hehe, Chouji's a good teacher.

Snegurochka: Hey everyone, how's the cooking coming?
Ryouta: Hi Snegurochka, it's going good!
Yule: Why are you the one answering? But yes, things are good.
Chouji: We hit the quota and are checking what else we can make.
MC: I wonder how everyone else is doing?
Snegurochka: I'm about to find that out! Want to come with?
Chouji: Go on MC, I'll keep watch here.
MC: Well okay then. Good luck with the kitchen!

Later
MC: So, who first? Hastur's at the castle and Yoshito is at the plaza?
Excited children running around.
Boy D: So bright! Christmas is awesome!
Girl E: But where's Frosty?
Snegurochka: (frown)
MC: Oof. I wonder if Jack will be okay for the Sendoff? / It'll be okay, kids!
(AB) Suddenly a hug from behind!
Tianzun: Why the long face you guys?
(C) Girl E: Oh okay.
Suddenly a hug from behind!
Tianzun: Aww, how sweet. Do you want headpats?

Snegurochka: Granpda Tianzun! We were about to come see you.
Tianzun: Worried about Jack? I heard people worrying about him too.
Snegurochka: Yeah. He seemed fine a minute ago, but he's probably heard by now...
Tianzun: So he's worried, huh? Where is he now anyway?
MC: You sure care about him. So responsible. / With the decor team maybe?
(AB) Tianzun: Aww, you jealous~? But it's my job to guide people on their way.
(C) Snegurochka: Yeah. He's with Itzamna. Should I take you there?
Tianzun: Sure. It's my job to guide people on their way.

Tianzun: Jack's dissatisfied right now. Like he'd love to ride the go karts but is afraid to get up to the starting line.
MC: ehh, I guess / getting in is freaky too tho / the hell kinda example is that
Tianzun: I got a great idea like I did with Hastur tho.
Hey look it's Jack Frost and Itzamna.
Tianzun: Heeeey Jack. So. You like. Doing anything right now?
Jack: OH GOD WHY ME
MC: Rebellious teenage boy phase / Thanks for coming in the winter, Grandpa / Yoooo Jackie Boy!
---
(A) Jack: Can I get a dad who doesn't color everything their way? That's supposed to be my thing.
Itzamna: Haha, you have an art friend then. Look after him, Tianzun, MC.
(B) Itzamna: I'll go through any chill for you.
Jack: You said that to me five minutes ago!
Itzamna: I can keep watch on the decor work. Go on. Tianzun, MC, look after him.
(C) Jack: Do you have to hug me EVERY time!?
Itzamna: Aww, how nice. Tianzun, he's yours.
---
Jack: Wait, who said I'd go!?
Snegurochka: Break time for you!
And things carry on as time waits for no one. Soon, Christmas Eve...
End of Episode part 

Magical Snow Land Episode 2 Part 2 (Abridged)

Boy A: Yay, cute doggie beans!
Robo Moritaka: Beep boop, I am not a dog.
Girl B: Ooh, fluffy tummy!
Well Robo Moritaka seems to be popular.
Yoshito: Ah yes, but of course children like Moritaka. (*Delusional thought)
Tianzun: Yeah, so many kids say he's cute! You might win!
Team Frosty seems fine.
Koropokkur: Damn he's not doing that bad actually. Maybe he'll beat you.
Jack Frost: Pfffft, I haven't been Frosty all this time for nothing. Watch me!
Jack walks up to some children.

Jack Frost: Hee ho kids, want a picture with me? Whoa, a phone case of me? Thanks!
Girl B: Frosty, sign my T-shirt!
Happy kids.
Koropokkur: ...I've been watching you for forever now.
New cheering!
Boy C: Wow, the Little Prince!
Hastur: WHAT? Stay back!
Boy D: Can we take pictures with you?
Tianzun: Me? Sure!
Children are crowding Hastur and Tianzun now!
Koropokkur: Well this is cool too!
Children approach Koropokkur too.
Koropokkur: Wait you want pictures with me? I'm helping Frosty right no--OKAY OKAY GEEZ. Just don't put it on Twitter, okay?

Children approach Yoshito too!
Yoshito: Nex--wait me too?
Boy E: Yeah, pictures please?
Yoshito: Maybe you should ask someone else? ...I mean, you can if you want.
MC: Take the picture! I'll hold the camera. / You're cute, Yoshito!
(AB) Yoshito: ...well okay Master. I don't smile very well.
(C) Yoshito: M-Master, that's not something you can just say to people besides Moritaka!

click
Boy E: Yay, thank you!
Boy E runs off. Yoshito smiles.
MC: Good for you / Nice smile / He sure seemed happy
---
(A) Yoshito: Is it? Maybe he'll wish he took a picture of Moritaka instead...but I'm a little happy he enjoyed it.
(B) Yoshito: O-oh, I'm smiling? Well it was nice to see him so happy.
(C) Yoshito: Yes. So am I, strangely enough.
---
Yoshito: I think I understand a bit why Frosty is here.
Snegurochka enjoys how the rest of the party is drawn into the popularity contest.
Snegurochka: Oh! Maybe I can use some of this for the Santa Sendoff!
Time's up!

Jack Frost: ...okay I win. No more running your fat mouth if you know what's up.
Snegurochka: Jackie, you can't say that about his dream!
Yoshito: No, I lost. Frosty and the children showed me I underestimated things.
Jack: Uh. W-well as long as you get it!
Yoshito: You like making children so you act as Frosty, correct? Of course I didn't win since I only thought about Moritaka.
Snegurochka gets mad for some reason.
Snegurochka: Jackie, no gloating!
Jack: Who peed in your frosted flakes this morning!?

Yoshito: Make no mistake Jack, it was me who lost this time. Not Moritaka! Everyone will understand his glory in time! Thank you Snegurochka for helping me get closer to realizing my dreams. Viva la revolución Moritaka!
Snegurochka: I'm glad you feel better.
Jack Frost: What? It's your fault I had to suffer through this nonsense!
Snegurochka: Noooo not the noogies again! Besides, you can be Frosty like usual in front of everyone now. Tee hee, you've grown.
Yoshito: Ah, you were using me? I was surprised Jack agreed to engage at all.
Snegurochka: No I actually thought it'd help your dream! Jackie talks about children the way you do about Moritaka.
Yoshito: I was kidding. Thank you.
Jack: First Hastur and now him? What kinda guy do you take me for, Snegurochka?
MC: Hmm, makes sense... / Yeah he's an even bigger downer

Tianzun: Hastur seems to like being surrounded by kids.
Hastur: Silence, fool! I was tired of trying to not unwittingly crush them to paste!
Koropokkur: Don't you people have an event to plan?
Snegurochka: Oh, right! So I have an idea now and--
Moritaka: (runs in) YOSHITO WHAT IS THIS
Yoshito: M-Moritaka! Why are you here!? ...if you are here to kill me then I shall have no regrets.
Moritaka: What are you talking about!? What is that giant version of me and why is it here!?
Tanetomo: Why is any of this a surprise to you, Moritaka?
Masanori: Greetings Yoshito and MC. You look nice in those clothes.
MC: WHAT / why are you two here? / (hmmmm)

Snegurochka: Wow, the real Moritaka! It's like I've known you forever ago.
Moritaka: Oh, hello I am Moritaka. I apologize for Yoshito...
Snegurochka: Oh no it's fine! The children love you!
Yoshito: I must spread your glory!
MC: Kinda turned into a one-man pissing contest there / it's okay you can be mad / Moritaka bares it all!
Moritaka: ...Yoshito. Take that thing apart this instant.
Yoshito: NO PLEASE RECONSIDER
Moritaka: I said do it.
Yoshito: okay...I'm sorry I couldn't understand you Moritaka.
Moritaka: Hey! I'M the real one! Ugh, you have me right here, no need to keep our relationship hidden.
Yoshito starts fantasizing about Moritaka and falls over!
MC: Yoshito, wake up! / I can't believe Yoshito is fucking dead / Moritaka this is your fault

Hastur: What is this chaos that I have to see with my own eyes!?
Tianzun: It's Yoshito's happy face, haha!
Here comes the Ueno gang!
Yuma: (wheezing) Moritaka, so fast...
Alp: GASP! Frosty!
Pazuzu: What's everyone running fo--giant Moritaka! And my cute little lizard and friends!
MC: Pazuzu! / You guys know Moritaka?
(B) Pazuzu: Of course! What kind of oil baron would I be if I don't talk to people?

Hastur: Why are you all here!?
The Ueno gang look away.
Yoshito: Actually yes, why are you here Moritaka? You refused the ticket I tried to give you.
Moritaka: WHOA! Where do you get off after what you just did!?
Yoshito: Ohh, you want to be here with Master? Why didn't you say so?
Moritaka: Back off! Uhh, I...
Tanetomo: Tee hee, he was worried about you.
Yoshito: !?
Yoshito: O-ohh. Hehehe...

Pazuzu: And we were worried your new friends were bullying you, my cute lizard!
Hastur: How dare you treat me like a child!
Koropokkur: Said the lizard playing around like a kid.
Hastur: S-silence!
Pazuzu: Haha, you seem fine so we'll just go.
Hastur: Yes, leave! ...I will bring presents later.
Yuma: (frown) Hastur, you don't want me around?
Hastur: I never said that! Maybe later, but for now I--
Hastur looks back. The party is smiling at him. Pazuzu smiles too.
Pazuzu: Have fun. Let's go, Yuma, Alp.

Moritaka: We should leave as well. Yoshito, no more tomfoolery.
Yoshito: ...yes, of course. Enjoy yourselves.
Moritaka: ...huh, I figured you'd try to stop me.
Yoshito: Oh, did you want me to? I still have things I want to do with the party. It's my turn to help her with her dream after she helped with mine.
Moritaka: ...alright, good luck.
Yoshito: Thank you. Moritaka Land will happen, one day.
MC: I see / I'll help / how about I help you think up other ways of making it...?
Yoshito: ...I didn't think you would ever say such a thing.
Yoshito thinks about how he thought he'd always be alone and wouldn't be able to talk about his dreams with his Master.
Yoshito: Maybe with you as my Master...actually never mind.
Moritaka: wait what
Yoshito runs back to the party.
Hastur: What. You aren't going back with them?
Yoshito: I was about to ask you the same thing.
Hastur and Yoshito frown before smiling.
Hastur and Yoshito: ...whatever.
Snegurochka: You guys! So about the Santa Sendoff...!

The next day
Santa School
Snegurochka: I got an idea while at the theme park!
Poof!
Snegurochka: Witch Girl Snegurochka is here and casting a spell on you!
Wolf A: Wow! How'd you do that without the app!?
Snegurochka: Tee hee. Anyways I've called in a collaborator from Ojimachi and some outside help!
Hastur teleports in with Yoshito and Koropokkur!
Hastur: This is a waste of my power as an Entity of the Outer Realm.
Snegurochka: Thanks Big Bro Hastur! You're the only one I could ask for this.
Hastur: W-well fine, I said I would help. Every Foreigner knows about rocket science!
MC: You know, why didn't you just teleport away from the tails the other day?

Hastur: Q-quiet you! I never considered the idea...
Yoshito: Master, this must be the playing dumb stratagem!
Koropokkur: Were we stuck with you so you wouldn't make out with MC or something?
Hastur: I will melt your impudent mouth off!
Snegurochka: Um, t-these are my collaborators!
Shocked Santa students!
Snegurochka: I thought, maybe we can meet children at the theme park for a special Christmas thing! They can see Santas, magical girls, and other cool things. Why don't we dress up and be what children want to see?
Guy B: Wow, like a hero?
Girl C: And I can be a cute mascot!
There's a conspicuously empty seat.
MC: No Jack, huh. Or Tianzun for that matter.
Snegurochka: I believe in Jackie. But what happened to Tianzun!?
MC: Hmm. He probably went to buy milk again.
Elsewhere
Tianzun: Hey Jack, slacking off?
Jack: Meh. Off looking scandalous?
End of Episode 

Magical Snow Land Episode 2 Part 1 (Abridged)

Flashback!
Isaac: Ya-ha, you found me! So, you hoping to get cyborg body help?
It's unusual for anyone not a World Rep to somehow get into Isaac's lab.
Yoshito: Yes, I'm good with strings.
Isaac: Oh okay. But why do you need my help?
Isaac seems perfectly fine, even though he totally isn't. The power of Science™ and multiple kanji definitions! But yeah, why would Yoshito need help if he seems perfectly fine too?
Yoshito: I need to expand the range of places my adopted brother can live in.
Isaac: what

Yoshito: Moritaka saved me long ago when I should be dead by now. So now I can't stand for anything to happen to him, so I want to now die for him if anything happens.
Isaac: ...okay makes sense now. I can vibe with wanting to save your brother instead of fixing your own defects.
So sayeth Professor Guinea Pig.
Yoshito: He fixed me.
Isaac: Aww, I'd love it if my siblings said that about me. But reminder, this is all something you are thinking, not you as him. You will always still be you, but I'll still help you be closer to that new you.

Present
It's time for Housamo Kart! ...at extreme speeds!
Tianzun: Yeeeeaaaaah!
MC: Yeeeeaaaah! / OH MY GOOOOOD / (freaking out)
Hastur: Earth carts can go at these quaint speeds? Impressive.
Snegurochka: I'm winning this one!
Hastur: How dare! Behold my Foreigner driving!
Snegurochka: DID YOU JUST TELEPORT???

Sidelines
Jack Frost: ...how DO our safety mechanisms work?
Koropokkur: Future tech accident prevention. Speed limits? Height limits!? Pfbfbft! I can protect anyone here!
Jack: Is that why you made me of all people a mascot and let the police or whatever stake out Hastur?
Koropokkur: Also I referenced the Santa School sleighs for these carts.
Jack: Uhhh, they aren't that hardcore tho?
Yoshito: Master, go!
Koropokkur: Haha, wow Snegurochka. Get 'em, MC!

Racetrack
MC: How am I supposed to catch up!? / Thanks! / I'M SO WINNING THIS
Tianzun: Where's the love for ME!?
Hastur and Snegurochka are fighting for 1st! Hastur's starting to win!
Snegurochka: Okay I might actually lose!
Sidelines
Jack Frost: ! Don't lose, Snegurochka!
Racetrack
Snegurochka: !! Oh, thanks Jackie!
Snegurochka starts catching up! It's a dead heat! She and Hastur cross the finish line!
Snegurochka: wait who won
Hastur: ...you did. Impressive.
Snegurochka: Oh my god, really!? I'm going to brag to Grandpa!
MC: Congrats, Snegurochka! / Aww, Hastur / One more race, dammit!
(A) Snegurochka: Thanks! You did good too!
(B) Tianzun: Hastur, you big softie you.
Hastur: I know not what you two are talking about.
(C) Koropokkur: Haha, you're such a kid sometimes. I'll race you!

Snegurochka: Jackie, I won because of you!
Jack Frost: Yeah I saw. I'd totally have won if I was in.
Hastur: Hmm, big words boy. Care to put your money where your mouth is?
Snegurochka: Oh, do the next race then Jackie! I'll watch!
Jack: Psh, you'll see that I kick ass with my grades even with all the class cutting.
Tianzun: You don't go to class? Hmmmm...
Jack: Oh shit. NOT EVERY DAY, ALRIGHT?
Tianzun: It's cool! Next time you skiv off, call me so I can show you somewhere fun!
MC: you what / what kind of teacher are you / Me three!
(AB) Tianzun: Behold the dao of making cutting class alone boring!
(C) Tianzun: Even better! So when I'm not there things will suck!

Tianzun: Y'all getting addicted to me yet~?
Jack Frost: Nope. Also geez, there's teachers like you for real?
Yoshito and Hastur don't seem to know what to make of this conversation.
Koropokkur: Snegurochka. Don't be like him.
Snegurochka: But he's a good guy! But anyways, let's race again! I'll win this time too!
She seems excited.
Jack: ...you do remember you're here for Santa School stuff, right?
Snegurochka:
Snegurochka: AAAAAA
MC: what? / you were!? / ooh fun

Koropokkur: Yeah, it's Snegurochka's idea to work with Ojimachi Academy and the theme park this year. I'm here to start discussions.
Snegurochka: Oh no, I have so much to do! I'm sorry for acting so smug, Jackie...
Jack Frost: It's cool, you're a kid, it happens.
Snegurochka: But I don't have much time left and I was so sure of my time management skills...
Jack: And everyone chose to play with you. Stop moaning.
Snegurochka looks at the rest of the party.
Snegurochka: I-I'm sorry for ruining the mood.
Tianzun: It's cool! Can we help? I love events and can give some guidance.
 Snegurochka: That doesn't feel right...
Tianzun: C'mon, we're fraaands. Friends help friends! Right guys?
Hastur answers first.
Hastur: Very well then.
MC: Sure! / Am I gonna be any help...?
Snegurochka: You guys...!
Yoshito: Um, I have an idea.

Later
Yoshito: (frowns)
MC: You okay? (sits next to him)
Yoshito: Master. I apologize, I thought I had a good idea...
Flashback!
Yoshito: Let's open Moritaka Land!
Shocked party!
Koropokkur: Uh, no.
Present
MC: It'll be okay / I thought it was good? / (uhhhh)
(B) Yoshito: You do? I knew you were my forever Master!

Snegurochka: Oh, Yoshito! Let's go back to everyone together.
Yoshito: No, the world can go on without me if it must.
Snegurochka: Aww come on.
Snegurochka tries to drag Yoshito back! But it didn't work.
Snegurochka: Oh my god how strong are you???
Yoshito: Well, I do train with an exoskeleton.
Snegurochka: For Moritaka? Tell me more.
MC: Actually I wanna know too. / Is it okay to ask?
(AB) Yoshito: It's nothing special to anyone but me.
(C) Yoshito: Yes. It means a lot to me, though maybe not to anyone else.

Yoshito (narrating): My parents died while I was a baby so I was adopted as a servant into another family. They just treated me as a tool for dirty work and I thought I'd die that way. But then I met Moritaka and it felt like we were really brothers. He opened up my world.
Yoshito: And so I will now die for him.
Snegurochka: Omg mood! I want to pay back the Santas since Santa created me! So you dreamed of making Moritaka Land for him?
Yoshito: Oh no that's just me being a filthy simp.
MC: wait what / going a little overboard there / Stanning and simping are different things, huh

Snegurochka: ...right.
Yoshito: Huh?
Snegurochka: Nothing! I'm cheering you on, Yoshito!
Yoshito: You...do? I haven't even told Comrade Masanori about this!
Snegurochka: Yeah, let's make Moritaka Land together! Oh, but it'd freak him out if this suddenly happened, huh?
Yoshito: Yes, but I'm sure he'll accept it. When I asked, he said it'd be weird and to stop but he didn't say it felt wrong.
MC: cool / um / but he said stop???
Snegurochka: You think of him like a big brother, huh?
Yoshito: Hmmmm...
Snegurochka: Tee hee I'll help as much as I can.
Yoshito: Thank you, you must already be busy with the Santa Sendoff.
Snegurochka: Yeah, but theme parks are supposed to support all dreams!
And so Snegurochka and Yoshito think up ideas before returning to the rest of the party.

Tianzun: Oh hey guys. We came up with some ideas and--
Yoshito: Jack Frost Frosty, I challenge you for Moritaka and the theme park mascot position!
Snegurochka: I'm Magical Girl Snegurochka and I support this match.
Jack: EXCUSE ME WHAT
Koropokkur: Cool! Fight him Jack!
Jack: but why tho
Koropokkur: I run a goddamn theme park, that's why. Were you going to sit on your ass until you grow up?
Jack: (frown)
Koropokkur: Look him in the eye and kick his ass, unless you want the park to have its own revolution.
Jack does so and sighs.
Jack: Fiiine, just gimme a minute to get ready.
Yoshito: Thank you. I must get ready myself, for that matter.

Gift Shop
Tanetomo: Now what should I get Yasuyori and His Excellency?
Alp: I wanna buy presents but then I'd rat myself out on coming here without them...
Moritaka: ...I think someone has been watching us.
Tanetomo: You mean Yoshito? What else is new?
Moritaka: No not that! I mean like little kids have been staring!
Yuma: I want Frosty doll!
Tanetomo: Ooh a doll. Or maybe I'll get Yasuyori a hair ornament.
A wild group of children appears!
Boy A: Yay, the doggie from before is here!
Moritaka: I am not a--wait, what do you mean before

Elsewhere
Jack Frost: where did my life go so wrong? MC, what's wrong with your friends?
MC: Sorry, play along please? / (apologize) / Hug me, Frosty!
(A) Jack: ...meh, whatever. Not like I'll lose here.
(B) Hastur: !? I saw the way you looked at me! This all happened because of you!
(C) Jack: YOU GET BACK! You'll freeze if you get close!
Hastur: Oh is that all? MC will ignore that sort of threat completely.
Jack: ...okay fiiiine, Frosty can hug you. No bitching about how cold it is.
MC: Not like that! / Say it like you mean it! / Yay!

Yoshito: I'm back. Moritaka is ready.
Giant Moritaka!
MC: OH MY GOD HE'S HUGE / what
Yoshito: Lord Isaac gave me a giant robot body I made to look like Moritaka. It's fluffy AND a giant robot, so of course children like it. I'm going to win!
Jack Frost: You seriously expect to win with this dumb thing!?
MC: Is Moritaka actually okay with this? / what's the robot actually for? / Ooh, toughie
(A) Yoshito: Moritaka is public property...but I'm still stabbing anyone who sullies him of course.
(B) Yoshito: I plead the fifth.
Koropokkur: Shady shit then.
(C) Yoshito: Pick Moritaka, Master.

Jack Frost: ...how are we even doing this thing?
Snegurochka: Child popularity contest! With mascot character greetings in a time limit!
Jack: Oh, so I just gotta be efficient.
Snegurochka: Right! So I'm arbitrarily adding a rule about cute points! You only get points if the children call you cute!
Jack: UHHHH...well I guess it makes sense.
Yoshito: Oh? You don't think you're that cute? I'm winning then!
Jack: What? No, I get called cute tons of time.
MC: Yoshito sure is confident / nice / Good luck, guys!
Snegurochka: Okay, Koropokkur can you attend to Jackie?
Koropokkur: Meh, I guess I AM his boss.
MC: what / like a cameraman or something? / Then I'll attend to you, Yoshito
(A) Tianzun: Support role.
(B) Yoshito: I'll take up that role on my end.
(C) Yoshito: Really!? Thank you, Master!

Snegurochka: Hastur, Tianzun, you two keep track of the cute points!
Tianzun: Mkay, I'm in. Maybe I can join too?
Hastur: Heh, I suppose I can assist.
Snegurochka: Yay, thanks um...Big Bro Hastur!
Hastur is pleased.
Jack Frost: wait you're calling him Big Bro now?
Hastur: Did you want to as well? By all means.
Jack: What, you want me to?
Hastur: !?
MC: He tried making me say it too / Big Bro Hastur! / Big Bro Jackie!
(A) Hastur: N-no, I merely wanted to establish my superiority over you!
Snegurochka: Isn't it great!? It feels like we're getting closer!
(B) Hastur: UH. Wait, wait...at least say it with more respect.
Snegurochka: Isn't it great!? It feels like we're getting closer!
(C) Jack: W-what? I'm not your brother either!
Snegurochka: Isn't it great!? It feels like we're getting closer!

Children are getting interested in Giant Robot Moritaka.
Boy A: Wow is that Frosty's new friend?
Boy B: Look, Frosty! I thought he wasn't here today!
Jack Frost: Hi guys, thanks for waiting for me!
Code switch, on!
Yoshito: Okay it's time. Hitting the button!
BATTLE(?) START
End of Episode part 

Magical Snow Land Episode 1 Part 2 (Abridged)

Tianzun: Yeeeeaaaahhhh!
Hastur: Hmm. I did not know puny humans could withstand G forces of this level.
Part of the party's on a roller coaster that's about to go down a slope.
MC: (scream!) / (cheer!) / (not even on the ride)
(A) Koropokkur: Haha, wanna hold my hand?
Tianzun: Wait, that's my job!
Koropokkur: We picked seats with RPS, deal with it.
(B) Tianzun: Yeah, louder MC!
(C) On the ground
Jack Frost: Roller coasters? Meh.
Yoshito looks surprised.
Jack: Hey! You think it's weird for a punk or park mascot, huh!?
Yoshito: Oh no, everyone has their own reasons for things.
MC: You could've gone on / Sorry to make you stay with me / I bet you're fine with other kinds of screaming, huh?
Yoshito: It's fine Master. I'm supposed to stay with you.

Break time from the rides! The party decides to poke around some gift shop. The Frosty stuff is the most popular, and Jack Frost has his hood up because that feels weird.
MC: (hug a Frosty doll) / Frosty sure is popular / I've got the real thing, I'm good
(A) Jack: It's WEIRD seeing you so happy with that thing, but whatever...
(B) Jack: The power of theme park marketing.
(C) Jack: WHAT? I'm not taking any blame if you catch a cold!
Tianzun: Jack, MC, over here!

Jack Frost and MC turn to the party.
Tianzun: Look! Balloons! Also maybe Hastur really should dress up. MC, go bug him to change.
Hastur: What!? MC, you think I'm fine as is don't you!?
MC: Well if you're that against it... / Come onnnn, do it
---
(A) Hastur seems happy.
(BC) Hastur: ...fiiiine, I suppose I can.
---
MC: Yoshito where'd you get a Moritaka balloon / Yoshito you're really getting into this
(AB) Yoshito: You noticed, Master?
Jack: Forget noticed, where'd it come from!?
Yoshito: I kept this hidden away in case Master decides to bring "viva la revolución Moritaka!" here. Oh wait, that's still a WIP.

Tianzun: Why aren't Koropokkur and Snegurochka back from changing yet?
Well looky there!
Snegurochka: Hi guys, I'm back as Magical Wizard Girl Snegurochka! How do I look?
MC: Cute!
Snegurochka: Thanks! I'm the story hero who saves people! Tianzun can be the sort of evil threatening sorceror...or my minion! And Yoshito the guard captain!
Tianzun: Okay! I'mma terrorize all the little people...with fun!
Snegurochka: Awesome! Like...Sleeping Beauty or something!
MC: Nice / what about me? / (watch)

Jack Frost: Isn't anyone gonna point out how dumb this is?
Snegurochka: Jackie, come on! You'll be my familiar Frosty!
Jack: Pffft, I don't wanna be your flunky. Can't I be something else if I have to?
Koropokkur: ...hey you guys I don't think I fit the theming here.
Spacesuit Koropokkur!
Koropokkur: Who knows what those dicks I know will say if they see me in this!?
MC: Nice!
Koropokkur: ...okay fine I'll wear it then.
Snegurochka: You can be the space invader out to brainwash people!
Koropokkur: OOF! ...but maybe I can work with that?

Meanwhile...
Pazuzu: Hmm, are they having fun...? They are dressed up though.
Yuma: Too many people...
Alp: But we came all this way to have fun! I wanna go on the roller coaster!
Pazuzu: Let's just make sure lizard boy is having fun first, then we can go. Here, Frosty ice cream and candy!
Yuma: Ooh...
Alp: Thanks Senpai! Hmm, Frosty's popular. Maybe I should scope him out a bit...
The Ueno gang is spying on the party. Also...

Moritaka: Oh good, I was worried Yoshito wouldn't react well to strangers.
Tanetomo: Then why didn't you just go with?
Moritaka: I thought about it, but Yoshito just said "you should go with Master without me." I can go anytime, so he should take this time for himself.
Tanetomo: Aww, you sound like a father. Your relationship with him is a bit different compared to the rest of us.
Moritaka: He's changing now, but we did have a secret oath of brothers back in the day.
Masanori: Ah. Well things seem fine.
Moritaka: WAIT
Masanori: What is it?
Moritaka: This Frosty dessert is so good!
Tanetomo and Masanori are unimpressed, then they and the Ueno gang notice each other.
Pazuzu and Moritaka: um

Anyways, back to the party! Nobody's noticed the tailing friends yet. Time to split up for some tea cup ride!
Tianzun: Guys we are going to burn the rubber SO HARD!
Nyoom!
Jack Frost: OH GOD HELP
Koropokkur: Why'd I get stuck with you people!?
The other half of the party is watching them go.
Snegurochka: So Yoshito, did you make that doll yourself?
Yoshito: Yes, I made it to look like my childhood friend Moritaka.
Snegurochka: Ooh, tell me more!
Yoshito: Um, I don't have much I can tell in polite company...too much sinning.
Snegurochka looks sad.
Snegurochka: I don't think Moritaka would mind if he modeled for your doll.
Yoshito: Oh, he tried talking me out of it. He gave up first.
Snegurochka: Oh, heh. Well I'm sure he cares about you.
Snegurochka looks off into the distance, smiling. Hastur seems distracted.
MC: What's up? Didn't want to ride with me?

Hastur: Hm? No. I just have concerns whether it's safe for me to be in a public human setting.
MC: You worried about that? / Elder God problems? / Uh, yeah totally?
---
(A) Hastur: Must you insist I state the obvious?
(B) Hastur: Silence, Foreigner in a human meatbag, I know how strange this is for me.
(C) Hastur looks genuinely surprised.
---
Flashback!
Hastur: Yuma? MC?
Welp, Hastur somehow slagged Yuma and MC. Forensics identification level, impossible.
Elsewhere
Mob: And that's the short movie the Entertainers picked up from some past loop. Tokyo's in a time loop by the way. We were given this from someone with loop memories.
Hastur's sorta picked up old loop memories from some other way, so he believes it.
Mob: So, think you'll always be able to control your powers?

Present
Hastur: Since coming to Tokyo, I believe those with power need to know how to control their power. I had some expectations too, but maybe I didn't think it through enough. But I must not let my guard down precisely when I am enjoying things, or else...
Hastur seems to remember something and shuts up.
MC: I want you to have fun! We're here anyways. / (take Hastur's hand)
---
(AB) Hastur: Pffft. I wish I could.
(C) Hastur: CEASE! Before you start clinging like moss the way you do!
---
Hastur: Besides, others may have issues with us. Have you noticed we're being watched?
MC: No? Isn't it the costumes? / Yeah
(AB) Hastur: You stupid dullard. I've seen familiar faces from the watch organization who keep tabs on me.
(C) Hastur: I've seen familiar faces from the watch organization who keep tabs on me.

Hastur: Irritants, all of them. Understandable but still. They must be...
MC: Who cares? / But you aren't doing anything wrong / Okay, ass kicking time.
Hastur: ...thanks, though this is still a bit of a mood wrecker. Maybe it's time to go.
Tianzun's cup ride is over! Everyone in gets out.
Tianzun: What's up guys? Not fast enough?
Hastur: ...I'm leaving soon.
Tianzun: Why the long face? You get into a fight?
Hastur: No. Go enjoy yourselves.
Hastur tries to leave.
Snegurochka: NOOOO! No fighting!
MC: um. It's not like that.
Hastur: !!
Hastur: Curse you for ruining my attempt at being considerate.
He seems happy despite himself.

One explanation later
Snegurochka, Jack Frost and Tianzun: OMG WE'RE BEING WATCHED!?
Hastur: Stop shouting, damn you all!
Yoshito: Ohh, so our tail was watching you?
MC: You knew? / Wow, nice job Yoshito / Why didn't you say anything!?
(A) Yoshito: Yes, and I was going to dispose of them if they tried to harm you.
(B) Yoshito: O-oh, thank you Master. I was going to dispose them if they moved to harm you.
(C) Yoshito: I-I'm sorry! I thought there would be no need if I were to just dispose them if it came to it...

Yoshito: Koropokkur knows about our tail too, yes?
Koropokkur: Hm? Oh, yeah. I can tell when people are looking.
Jack Frost: Ugh, this is supposed to be a fun place. Forget about what's outside for a bit!
Koropokkur: So says Frosty!
Jack: ...yep. Same goes for you man. How about I give you the prince treatment?
Hastur: Hmph, I doubt you'd enjoy being with them.
Yoshito: So what now, Master? Do I go over and stab everyone?
MC: Okay / wAIT / maybe something else
(A) Koropokkur: No, not okay!

Hastur: They have official power and will use it if they need to.
Snegurochka: But it's wrong of them to impede Hastur trying to have fun!
Tianzun: Yeah! I have a special idea now.
Hastur: You what?
Tianzun: Operation Sneakout! We just lose them in the crowd!
Most of the party looks unimpressed.
Tianzun: W-what!? Okay lean in so I can whisper the deets...
Hastur: ...that's your idea? Is that really necessary!?
Tianzun: Well what's your bright idea!?
Hey wait the mob group of tails is mobilizing.
Mob A: Target is acting weird. Keep your guard up.
Mob B: After him!
BATTLE(?) START (more happens after)

Mob A: We lost him!
Mob B: Wait, he went that way! Towards the Ferris wheel!
MC: Yeah they're still following us. Just as planned!
Hastur: How did it come to this? And why are you so casual about being tailed?
MC and Hastur are lined up for the Ferris wheel. Plan is to lose the tails here and regroup at the castle in the center of the park.
Hastur: Well I suppose this does allow me to have fun with you all. And I'd never stand for anyone getting in the way of my enjoyment time!
Okay, MC and Hastur's turn to get on the Ferris wheel! Still being watched.

Later
Mob A: ...why's it taking them so long to ride a Ferris wheel?
Mob B: We've been watching this whole time...hey wait, those randos went in AFTER the target did!
Mob A: They shook us off!?
Castle
Hastur: Ha! We lost them, MC! And now I look more like the King in Yellow and The Little Prince of Evil from the stars.
MC: Awesome!
Hastur: Make no mistake, I do not enjoy being part of your gaggle of buffoons. But at least those watchers are gone for now.
Hastur looks around. Nobody else is here.
Hastur: Where IS everyone else?
MC: Oh! Right! Here. (hands over a balloon)

Hastur: ...hmph. So, do I look like a part of this bundle of buffoons now?
In Old Ones, Hastur lived in was confined to the cursed city of Carcosa. It had the lake with two setting suns and the stone library of the Elder Gods' knowledge. Here there be disease and death where no puny humans should get near, just like the Foreigner Hastur.
Hastur: Perhaps a little fever dream is permissible. You may...call me Big Brother Hastur. We sort of are half-siblings in a way.
MC: Um, Big Bro Hastur? / Do you want me to? / Never.
(A) Hastur: O-oh. Well, not bad.
(B) Hastur: N-NO!? It was just in jest!
(C) Hastur: You're making me look dumb here!

Hastur drags MC close with a tentacle.
Hastur: Did you come to Tokyo and take that form to experience this fever?
Imposing Hastur.
MC: WHAT / okay / (dokidoki!)
(AC) Hastur: What? You never stopped when I told you to back then. You can cut yourself away from anything if you wanted to. Unless...? Fool, madness will take you long before you touch anything!

Koropokkur and Yoshito are here judging. Snegurochka and Tianzun are taken aback. Jack Frost seems embarrassed.
Snegurochka: Wow Hastur, you look handsome!
Hastur: WHERE'D YOU PEOPLE COME FROM AND WHAT WERE YOU DOING
Tianzun: Yoshito talked things out with someone he knew who used to be with the police.
Yoshito: I will stab you if you do anything untoward to Master.
Hastur: L-like what!? Who would even--
Yoshito: (gasp!) How blind you are to Master's charms!
Hastur: UGH. We were just doing a little pretend like you were before, you irritating fools!

Snegurochka: Oh you wanted to join us? Why didn't you just say so?
Koropokkur: Welp, sucks to be you. One of us! One of us!
Hastur: Fiiine.
Snegurochka: Yaaay! Okay now...
Jack: Stop looking at me like that, I'm not joining in!
Sibling fight!
Hastur: ...I'm sorry for the trouble I've caused you.
Surprised party!
Snegurochka: I'm fine with it! Where do you want to go next, Hastur?
Tianzun: That's a good idea! Now the fun's really starting.
Hastur: Hm? Well...
And so the party goes to Hastur's suggestion. The day's only just begun.

Elsewhere in the park
Masanori: Alright. I'll try asking myself through an intermediary.
Moritaka: Wait, did Yoshito notice us?
Tanetomo: Maybe? Tailing clearly doesn't seem to be your strong suit.
Masanori: Apparently we weren't the only tails.
Pazuzu: I think I know. Mind if I join in?
Masanori: By all means.
Tanetomo seems to figure it out.
Tanetomo: So what now, Moritaka? I think they'll notice if we keep following them. The ~~police~~ decoys have reached the end of their usefulness.
Moritaka: Wait what police!?

Yuma stares at Moritaka.
Yuma: Moritaka. Shake too?
Yuma: Wow Yuma you sure seem into Moritaka! I guess it's because you're a wolf thing?
Moritaka: What do you mean, "too?" I am no dog!
Yuma: Tanetomo, shake?
Tanetomo: No? :)
Yuma: I'msorryI'msorryI'msorry
Tanetomo checks the time.
Tanetomo: Maybe now we should split off, avoid the event party, and enjoy our time here?
Alp: Awesome! I'm done with spy stuff for today!
Moritaka: Yuma, do not anger the Tanetomo or...
Tanetomo notices. :) Moritaka shuts up.
Tanetomo: I'm like a princess you find in stories. I'm not much different in and out of a theme park.
Alp: Oh, oh! I wanna be the most popular cast member!
Moritaka: (cough) ice queen (cough)
And so the theme park day begins for Moritaka's group.
End of Episode 

Magical Snow Land Episode 1 Part 1 (Abridged)

Jack Frost: Hey kids, it's me Frosty! Welcome to Magical Snow La--
Jack: !?
Surprise for Jack and Snegurochka!
Snegurochka: W-what are you doing, Jackie?
Jack: OH MY GOD YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY MY NAME WHEN I'M IN CHARACTER
Jack muffles Snegurochka and checks if anyone heard!
Jack: Why the hell did you follow me? Just leave me alone.
Koropokkur: She was lost so I brought her here.
Jack: Goddammit, boss!
Koropokkur: Now now, you're still on the job "Frosty."

A bunch of kids run up to Jack Frost!
Kids: Yay, Frosty! Pictures! Hugs!
Jack: Sure, get in line!
Boy A: Ooh, nice and cool skin.
Koropokkur: Hey, I'll take a pic for you!
Girl B: Frosty, headpats please!
Jack: Okay! Look at the camera and say "Frosty!"
Snegurochka is taken aback! ...then joins the line.
Jack: Damn you move fast. Is this for blackmail? It is, isn't it? I'm so dead.
Snegurochka: What kind of person do you think I am!? I just want a picture with Frosty!
People start noticing Magical Girl Snegurochka is here and ask for pictures too!

Koropokkur: Okay back off people, Snegurochka's not working right now.
Snegurochka: Oh, it's okay!
Snegurochka and Jack Frost whisper when things calm down.
Jack: ...so you skipped school too? Starting your delinquent arc?
Snegurochka: You promised you'd tell me what you were doing if I came with.
Jack: I didn't think you'd go for it! So what are you here for? Gonna shout from the rooftops? Make it extra loud so the class at school can hear!
Snegurochka: UGH, I said I'm not gonna! Why are you keeping this secret though? Grandpa knows and said it was okay, right?
Jack: Suuuure, it's totes easy for the school punk to say he part times as a wholesome little park mascot. Not like I don't have a rep or anything.
He seems touched though.

Snegurochka: I'm sure you'd be popular if you spoke up about it!
Jack Frost: I-it's not like I care about that or anything... Little kids are better, they all run up to me in the winter.
Koropokkur nods along.
Snegurochka: Does that mean you like me since I'm a little snow girl?
Jack: ...not really.
Snegurochka: But why though!?
Jack smiles at Snegurochka's pouting.
Snegurochka: Tee hee, well tell me if you ever change your mind. Magical Girl Snegurochka will help you!
Jack is surprised and is about to say "thanks" when...
Boy C: Frosty, take pictures with me!
Jack: O-oh, sure!

Later, Santa School
Snegurochka: Hey guys, how about we do the Santa Sendoff at a theme park? Oujimachi Academy's staff runs Magical Snow Land, so we could ask for a school collab.
Guy A: Cool idea, Snegurochka!
Girl B: Isn't that an elementary school with lots of good kids? Seems weird for Santas to ask them for help.
Snegurochka: I was thinking of asking for help with making events exciting! And I might know a guy...
Guy A: Oh my god, someone in show biz!?
Snegurochka: Tee hee, it's a surprise!
Snegurochka winks at Jack Frost! Jack just sighs.

Flashback! Lunch time for Jack Frost and Snegurochka! It's super cold in the school courtyard, but they don't care.
Snegurochka: This is great!
Jack: ...can you stop following me already?
Snegurochka: Am I in the way...?
Jack: W-why are you acting all soft all of a sudden? And no. But now people are talking about how you keep calling me Big Bro...
Snegurochka bursts into laughs.
Snegurochka: Haha, you fell for it! But it's sweet of you to try to push me away. But I'm a TV star, remember? People gossip about me all the time, Big Bro. You couldn't persuade me either. Unless...?
Jack Frost: Why you little--!!
Snegurochka: Nooo, not the noogie!
Jack and Snegurochka are shocking passing randos.
Jack: ...so why didn't you blab about my theme park gig?
Snegurochka: Oh my god Jackie, you're okay with telling people now!?
Jack: Nah...I mean, I thought maybe sorta...?
Snegurochka: Oh, then I've got an idea!

Present
Jack Frost: (How was I supposed to say no!? Maybe I should have anyways...)
The class is looking at Snegurochka as she talks about the theme park.
Jack: I guess I could always call out as Frosty on Christmas. And it'd be weird if I were here for Christmas...
Jack looks at Snegurochka again.
Jack: Okay, I'm gonna try talking with people this time!
Jack: (thinks)
Jack: ...make it next time.

Later
Magical Snow Land
Jack Frost: ...why are you here again?
Snegurochka: Prelim checks since we're doing the Santa Sendoff here.
Koropokkur: Yep! Anything to entertain the kids! Also Santas are some of the good adults.
Snegurochka: Thanks, we'll make the Sendoff a wonderful time!
Koropokkur: It's no big deal. Tell me if you need anything!
Jack wants to say something but can't because he's on the clock. Anyways, here comes the rest of the event cast!
MC: omg cute polar bear! (gets in line) / damn, look at all the ankle biters
(AB) Hastur: That's what you're into?
Yoshito: Master, Moritaka's fatter and fluffier!
Tianzun: Let's take pictures! Too bad Hastur wouldn't put on a costume...
(C) Tianzun: It's okay, anyone can come have fun! But it's too bad Hastur won't put on a costume...

Hastur: Why should I!? And why take a group picture!? ...me and MC will suffice.
Yoshito: I feel strange smiling...also why am I here instead of Moritaka?
Tianzun: So I can fix your sad boy vibes! Good times for everyone!
MC just took everyone along instead of deciding, as one does. Koropokkur notices.
Koropokkur: Oh hey MC, come to be a kid again?
MC: I guess? / Why are you here? / I came to hang out with everyone!
---
(AC) Koropokkur: Cool! How about I guide you around? I own this joint.
(B) Koropokkur: Because I own this joint!
---
Koropokkur: I made this paradise for kids with another person.
MC: The polar bear over there? / You sound like an adult / You're not kicking me out, are you?
(A) Koropokkur: Him? Nah.
(B) Koropokkur: (GASP) The forbidden words!
(C) Koropokkur: Oh, you want me to toss you into the river while frozen? Kidding. Besides...it was the wish of the one I worked with to make this place open and fun for everyone. Surprisingly, I don't hate every minute of it.

Snegurochka: Do you know them, Koropokkur? Hello, I'm Snegurochka!
MC: (introduce yourself) / OMG I'm a huge fan and watch all your shows!
---
(BC) Snegurochka: Aww, thank you!
---
Snegurochka: Anyways, you all look friendly. Nice outfits!
Tianzun: I know right? This idea was awesome! Man Hastur, you really should've dressed up.
Hastur: SILENCE! It physically pains me to be seen in your presence!
Snegurochka: But dressing up helps you get into the right state of mind!
Tianzun: Mood, girl!
MC: Why do you have so many outfits? / Cosplay, awesome! / Is that why we came here?
(A) Tianzun: There's a parade coming! Costumes are part of the deal!
(B) Tianzun: Yeeeaah!
(C) Tianzun: Yep! This place is okay with it unless it's not an event season.

Tianzun: Okay guys, I'm a villainous little devil! You can spank me if you want, MC.
Yoshito: I can give you more than a spanking if you won't stop lewding Master...
Tianzun: No wait, stop! I was just kidding and trying to lighten the mood!
Koropokkur: Oh my god MC, you can't just bring people here who might start stabbing each other. This is a public facility!
MC: Yeah I'm worried / He's good. I think. / I'll handle it.
Koropokkur: Okay yeah I'll guide you guys! We'll go clockwise!
Hastur: Behold, MC! There is a VR space ride here! Bold of them to put place one before a Foreigner's eyes!
Yoshito: I'd like to...visit the Ferris wheel and castle.
MC: Sounds good / What should we do while waiting? / What's our lunch plan?
(B) Tianzun: I can handle that! With mini-games!
(C) Tianzun: I've already looked the place up!

Snegurochka seems sad everyone else is having fun.
Snegurochka: ...can I join you guys? I came alone today.
The party looks at each other for the hell of it.
Tianzun: Sure! Right, MC?
Hastur: It'd make this party less crazy at least.
MC: It's okay! Honestly I'm wondering if it's actually okay to ask you along.
Snegurochka: Thanks! Too bad Big Bro Jackie's busy...
Koropokkur: What, you wanna go play with Jack? I can go get him.

A minute later or something
Jack Frost: Feels like you're getting meaner lately, Koropokkur. Also, you want me to hang around a bunch of complete strangers?
Koropokkur: Bitch, you owe me for hiring you on as Frosty when you were bumming around Oji and Aragawa.
Jack: Dude, what? And wouldn't it look bad for me to wander around here out of my mascot suit?
Koropokkur: It's cool, your vibes are way different in and out of suit. If I have to, I guess I can give you Presence Concealment with my artifact.
Jack: Pffft, weirdo. You know I'd never huddle under it with you.
MC: Your brother's a polar bear? Wow! / You seem so different now. / So cool!

Koropokkur: Whoops, you got found out...oh well! MC's not part of Santa School, so it's cool.
Jack Frost: Dammit, are you the type of asshole to cancel me over Twitter or something? 'cause I will so drag you with me to hell if you do.
Koropokkur: They're cool, stop huffing your paint fumes.
Jack groans, then sizes up the party.
Snegurochka: Nooo, Jackie! This is why nobody likes you at school! So you guys, um, this is my big brother Jackie and he's actually a nice guy and--
Jack: Ohmygodshutup!
Snegurochka: So, um, please be friends with us! We don't really have any...
Jack is silently dying of cringe behind Snegurochka.

Tianzun: Becoming friends sounds great, huh guys?
Yoshito: Maybe not from someone like me who might literally backstab you.
Hastur: And I could stomp out you puny things in seconds. B-but I might still grant you an audience if that is not an issue.
Tianzun: Would it kill you guys to just say yes?
MC: Well if you're okay with weirdos. / Oh you guys~ / I'm in!
Snegurochka: Tee hee, you're just like Jack. He's always pushing people away saying they'll catch a cold near him.
Jack: What the everloving hell kind of guy do you think I am???
Hastur: A Foreigner like me? Just like him? In what galaxy!?
Jack: How about the one where I put you on permanent ice, lizard face?
Hastur: Lizard!? HOW DARE
MC: Mkay, moving on / Aww, friends! / Shut up, guys!

Snegurochka: I-I'm sorry, I keep running my mouth without thinking...!
Tianzun: Now now, girl, that's not how you should act with friends. Chill.
Koropokkur: Ugh, you are all a pain in my ass. Ahem, ~Frosty~!
Jack suddenly stops and smiles...then gets pissy at the trick.
Koropokkur: Didja see that, Snegurochka? That's a magical spell that works on Jack!
Jack: GODDAMMIT
Yoshito: I'm starting to get excited among all these people.
MC: You look like you're enjoying yourself / Looking forward to things? / I'm glad you're excited
(A) Yoshito: I...suppose. This makes me nervous, but not unpleasantly so.
(B) Yoshito: Perhaps...ever since I put on this outfit, I think.
(C) Yoshito: P-please, don't worry on my account!

Hastur: So where are we going to already?
Snegurochka: Um, there's something I want to go ride on! Line's long, so can you tell me about yourselves in the meantime?
Tianzun: Okay! Me first! So when I first met MC...
Yoshito: I have something too! When MC and Moritaka met...
Jack Frost looks so done with this. Snegurochka smiles at him.
Jack: Fiiiine, I'll come with.
Koropokkur: Lemme tell you about when I first Jack, where he got frozen out by the class and--
Jack: NOWAITSTOP
There's somebody spying on the party...
Mob: Target found. Tailing in secret...
Hastur: (stares)
MC: What's up? Don't fall behind now! / (drag Hastur along)
---
(AB) Hastur: Oh, you want me to come with you, do you? Well I'm coming.
(C) Hastur: Don't touch me so casually, fool!
---
Hastur looks back one more time before continuing on.
End of Episode part 

Magical Snow Land Prologue Part 2 (Abridged)

Toku anime land!
Snegurochka: Oh no my magic isn't working!
Boogeyman: Haha, fear beats love in emotional density! Love is light, like melting snow! Despair and be mine, girl!
Snegurochka: (Fear beats love? Noooo that's too sad...)
Power of love dramatic power up!
Snegurochka: No, emotional weight isn't everything!
Boogeyman: Noooo, how can this be!? You haven't even confessed your love yet!
Snegurochka: There's more to snow and love than density and coldness!
Rainbow Love BEAAAAM!
Boogeyman: You haven't seen the last of meeee! (poof)
Snegurochka: ...I hope I can give you a makeover one day.
Narrator: Oh no, Snegurochka blasted the evil boss but her Senpai is still in the clutches of evil! Whatever will happen next time!? Tune in next time to find out!
Shinjuku
Zhurong: Wow you were amazing, Mr. Boogeyman!
Boogeyman: O-oh, thanks.
Quantum: I didn't know the Entertainers did TV shows now. And they're focusing on children's shows.
Zhurong: Let's play Magical Girl Snegurochka! Boogeyman, you be Snegurochka!
Boogeyman: But I played the villain!
Zhurong: Fear me, magical girl! Fwahaha!
Quantum: Oh no, whatever will you do Magical Girl Boogeyman?

The next day
Snegurochka went and asked Ded to put her in Jack Frost's classroom.
Guy A: Snegurochka I saw your show! Can't wait for the next episode!
Snegurochka: Aww, thanks! It gets even better!
Wolf B: You transferred from Nakano, right? Is it because Headmaster Ded is here?
Snegurochka: No, but sort of. I came to make everyone's wishes come true! Tell me whatever you need help with!
Guy A: Yessss, I can do anything with you cheering me on!
Snegurochka is getting along well! Also hey Jack's not here.
Snegurochka: Wait, where'd Big Bro Jackie go?
Wolf B: Big Bro!? Uhh...isn't he out today? He only comes on specific days.
Snegurochka thinks. Everyone else is in titters about her calling Jack big bro.
Wolf B: Hey the Santa Sendoff is happening soon. Anything you wanna do, Snegurochka? Our class has to give a plan as the highest class year.
Snegurochka: I'm going to look for Jackie! We were supposed to take class together!
Guy A: But class starts in like five minutes!
More commotion!
Guy A: What if he literally IS her brother!?
Wolf B: And she called Ded her grandpa so...how does that even work!?

Hallway
Snegurochka: Jackieeee, you promised we'd go to class together!
Jack Frost: No I didn't. Get back in class or you're be late.
Snegurochka: You too though! But I bet you're skipping out to go somewhere.
Jack: Yep, I'm the school bad boy. Now stay away before you get expelled with me or something.
Snegurochka: Oh come on...stop that and come to class with me!
Snegurochka actually starts dragging Jack in!
Jack: OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU THIS STRONG!? Let go!
Snegurochka: No way! I'll turn bad girl with you if you won't go back!
Jack: What kinda threat is that? Just go back already.
Snegurochka: Nuuuu! I wanna be with you, Jackie!
Jack: Ugh, fiiiine. You head back inside while I change.
Snegurochka: Yay! I'll be waiting!
Snegurochka skips back inside! Jack doesn't come back when class starts. Shocker.
Snegurochka: (That big jerk!)

The next day, Snegurochka starts stalking Jack Frost.
Snegurochka: Tee hee, I have a good rank in Presence Concealment (Santa) myself. I can fix your school record, Big Bro Jackie! ...where's he going though anyway?
This is the Oji area of Kita Ward, one of the World Reps' Portals.
Snegurochka: Wait, I lost him! Oh no!
Snegurochka looks around! Jack Frost is nowhere to be seen...
Koropokkur: Whatcha doin', Snegurochka?
Snegurochka: AHH! Oh, are you a fan or something?
Koropokkur: Kinda. Whatcha doin'?

Snegurochka: I was following someone and lost track of them...
Koropokkur: Oh, Jack right? I know him. How about I take you to him?
Snegurochka: You know him!?
Koropokkur: Yeah, I got a good memory.
Snegurochka: Okay, please help! I want to take him back to school!
Koropokkur: Okay. Jack told me about you, so I figured it was about time you showed up.
Snegurochka: O-oh! Hehe, what'd he say about me?
Koropokkur: You're the naggiest nag to ever nag.
Snegurochka is displeased. Koropokkur has a weird smile.
Koropokkur: He also said he wonders if this is what it's like to have a little sister and that it's kinda nice.
Snegurochka: Aww, Jackie~.

Later
Koropokkur: Okay we're here at the amusement park! Just so we're clear, I don't think Jack Frost wants anyone to know about this. You still wanna go in?
Snegurochka: ...he's here? Really?
Koropokkur: Yep! You can still back out.
Guess who?
Jack Frost: Hey kids, it's me Frosty! Welcome to Magical Snow La--
Jack: !?
Snegurochka: J-Jackie!?
And so the wheels turn again...

Elsewhere
Yoshito: Moritaka, let's go make hot pot tonight.
Yoshito's talking to his Moritaka doll while looking at some veg hot pot set. Behold the impure Hakkenshi of Duty who is after Moritaka.
Rando Shopkeep: Shopping with Moritaka? Nice. How about I cut you a deal today?
Yoshito: Oh! Please don't worry on my account.
Rando Shopkeep: It's cool, call it a loyalty discount. Also here's a lotto ticket for the shopping district.
Yoshito: Thank you. I'm not suited to normal living...
Rando Shopkeep: Oh go on, you miss the shots you don't take. See you next time!
Yoshito waves goodbye and leaves. Then he decides he might as well try his luck.
Rando B: We have a grand winner! Here you go, two tickets to an amusement park!
Yoshito: O-oh. What do I do with this...?

Ueno Dorm
Hastur: I actually WON that stupid raffle!?
Hastur has a ticket for two to Magical Snow Land now!
Hastur: Who would I even invite to go with me? Asking is so awkward.
Hastur has an idea, but he doesn't like it.
Hastur: Why THEM!?
Hastur has a Master now, much as he'd like to pretend not to.
Hastur: Maybe I should go alone. But that's also awkward! No one in the dorm must know I am being so out of character either way! Ugh, perhaps I should go searching for a partner then.

Hastur leaves his room.
Hastur: WHAT
It's the Beast Tamers hanging around outside!
Alp: Hey Hastur, old buddy old pal! Wanna go somewhere?
Fenrir: I happen to have time to slay. Perhaps we may go shoulder to shoulder if it pleases you!
Pazuzu: Hey my cute little lizard! I can always go with you if you can't ask anyone out!
Yuma: Hastur, you're hiding something. I wanna go with everyone!
Cu Sith: (SNIIIIFF) It's in there!
Hastur: CEASE YOUR SNIFFING THERE!
Hastur gives up and reveals his ticket.
Hastur: The INSOLENCE of you fools listening in on me!
Yuma: But Hastur, you so happy. Weird. Is it strange for me to be curious?
Hastur: Wha--I-I am not one to be happy to go visit some amusement park!
Cu Sith: Oh my god you guys, this ticket is only for two people!
Sudden tension!

Alp: Hey Hastur, how about I show you around an amusement park and how to have fun?
Fenrir: FOOL! I see it falls to me to show you the dark wisdoms needed to enjoy the amusement park by your lonesome!
Pazuzu: Pick me, lizard boy! You know you want to~.
Yuma: I wanna go. But I'm scared to go alone. Please Hastur?
Hastur: Ah! Do not look at me with those human eyes, Yuma!
Hastur sighs as the Hastur Bowl happens. Then he holds the ticket out.
Hastur: Just take the damned thing. I don't care who goes, I didn't want to go THAT much.
Hastur goes back to his room. The Beast Tamers are shocked, then look at each other.

That night
Pazuzu: Hey my cute lizard! This is from all of us to say sorry.
It's Hastur's ticket.
Hastur: (snorts) You fools would waste a gift like this?
Pazuzu: I mean yeah we all wanted to go, but we knew you didn't know who to ask. But we know this is yours and you can do whatever you want with it. Go alone, go ask someone out, ask one of us if you really want to. Personally, I think you should pick someone not in the dorm!
Hastur: I do not recall asking your opinion, but fine.
Pazuzu waves and walks off. Hastur thinks.

Later
Hastur: S-so, I decided I should ask you because you won't explode if some disaster were to happen. I-it's not like I wanted to ask you in particular or anything.
Hastur is asking MC!
Tianzun: YOOOO wanna go? Look, I gotta ticket!
Asakusa's punk teacher is hitting on MC!
Tianzun: Magical Snow Land is gonna be great!
MC: Okay, Sensei! / wait what now / Why not ask Quantum?
(B) Tianzun: Whaddya mean, "wait what now?" It's like you don't even know me! Magical Snow Land sounded great, they even have a parade! Let's goooo!
(C) Tianzun: Aww, don't be like that! I already gave them tickets! Besides, wouldn't it be better if she went with friends instead of an old man like me? That's why I asked you out!

Yoshito: Now hang on, I want Master to go with Moritaka to Magical Snow Land!
Yoshito is MC's assassin this loop.
Yoshito: Speaking of, please take this ticket Master. Do not worry, I will be watching from the shadows. I shall be no more than a spot on the walls.
MC: no seriously what / why don't you go with Moritaka? / don't you wanna go?
---
(B) Yoshito: N-no! I just want Moritaka to be happy, so that's more likely if he goes with you.
(C) Yoshito: W-what!? What about you Master? Oh wait, it's not a servant's place to ask you that. Whatever you say goes.
Tianzun: Dude, lighten up.
---
Hastur just cannot with all this and sighs.
Hastur: Damned MC. Oh well, perhaps I should just ask Pazuzu. Actually, no. Who knows what that deviant would make of it.
Hastur looks at MC again.

Tianzun: Pick me, MC! Or we could go the more the merrier!
Moritaka: No, you should go alone with Moritaka and get closer with him.
Tianzun: Orrrr you could get closer to me.
MC: UHHHH
MC and Hastur meet eyes. Hastur decides to intervene after internal sighing.
Hastur: Hold, for MC will be going with me! Using this ticket!
MC: WHAT? I mean cool but...
Tianzun: Wow you sure are popular when Christmas comes.
Yoshito: Ah yes, it pleases me to see how many people are drawn to you Master.
Hastur: Pfeh! None of you fools are worthy of standing alongside MC. Away with you before the slumbering madness awakes and takes you.
MC: This IS just a amusement park day trip, right? / welp / okay okay, we'll all go together!
And so the MC Bowl continues.
End of Episode