AGF 2024 Special Episode: A Monster Transient's Wish Part 2 (Abridged)

Manticore is from a species of monsters with lion bodies, scorpion tails, and human heads. Sometimes they also have bat wings, donkey hair, and other random ass differences. Why? Because their bodies got rearranged.
Manticore (narrating): ME, LIKE HOOMAN. TALK, PLAY, FUN! BUT, HOOMAN FEAR ME. BUT WHY? ME, ASK AGISYMBA ALPHA.
Onyankopon: Okay, surgery done! I moved your death far away.
Manticore paid for this surgery with random gemstones lying around to look the way he is now.
Onyankopon: I transplanted new body parts into you and now you look human! But FYI I only tossed out your Death By Humans and now you're more likely to get Death By Your Own Fault.
Manticore (narrating): Now that I look mostly human, I decided to go hang out with them. But then I started losing sight of myself. And then I started blowing up. What was I anymore?
Onyankopon: Hello, it's my turn to talk from the Narration Zone! I bet you're wondering what manner of sorcery I did to Manticore in his operation. Well, let's pretend there's a surgery that makes you forget that you like someone. Now let's pretend you signed up for it because you and them wasn't going to happen. That's like killing your old self, right? Or what if your old self wasn't real and just a myth?
Manticore (narrating): It fucking SUCKS to not gel with humans, but I still liked the hell out of them. And then I realized I was alone. Damn, I really AM a Threat to Humanity. Is this mental chaos what they call being unbalanced? I gotta get my shit together! I wanna be a perfect human who can socialize with them!

Present
Manticore: So, Agisymba's faith Frankenstein'd me out of human and animal parts.
MC: But can't you already get along here in Tokyo? / You don't look the part. / (nod along)
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(A) Manticore: I know, right!? I figured I could be accepted here at least!
(BC) Oniwaka: So? We got robots and animal people here too.
Manticore: Yeah I thought things would work out when I came here!
---
Manticore: But fuck ME apparently! Apparently I never qUaLiFiEd to be up front and center with everyone here! What does that even mean? What do I even want anymore!? Me trying NOT to go apeshit is getting in the way! I know I'mma monster, but I wanna be human dammit!
Shamash: I think that's a very human reaction to be afraid of what you don't know or understand. Just like how everyone gets afraid of all the yelling and screaming you do after school.
Ixbalanque: Isn't that their fault and not our problem?
Differing viewpoints! Manticore is confused.
MC: Never mind other people. Manticore, are you just one person? / oof, that's a stumper
(AB) Manticore: The fuck does THAT mean!?
(C) Manticore: Gee thanks, Captain Obvious!

Inari: Hiii, rough time? I could hear from the kitchen, so I wanted to give you guys a little something nice.
Inari places something on the table.
Inari: It's a Japanese dish called shiraae. AKA mashed tofu salad.
MC: Wow thanks! / (let someone else get some first)
---
(C) Ixbalanque: Thanks, cook man. Wow that is totally a thing I'd never see back home in Fantasy South America.
---
Inari: Did you know that the wa in washoku the term for Japanese cooking has many meanings? For one, blended harmony. Like this mashed salad. It's like you, in all your human/animal fusion. Someone out there likes you for who you are, back home or elsewhere.
Manticore: Huh...
The part of Manticore wishing to be human is the part of him that isn't human.
Oniwaka: God, finally you shut up. Anyways, that ain't a bad thought.

Oniwaka: So Manticore, being a human ain't all it's cracked up to be. There's someone I always liked who ain't very human. And I heard in class once that humans suffer so long as they care about things in the here and now. Also, looks can be deceiving about how people feel about things. Sound familiar?
Manticore stares at his reflection in a teacup as he thinks about all the advice he got.
Manticore: ...s-so I should give up on becoming human?
Oniwaka: No you dumb bitch, I'm sayin' everyone has more than one side to them! The old man at Houzouin temple said that once and you can eat a dick for making me remember!
Manticore: (stares)
Manticore seems calmer now.
Oniwaka: It's you who decides how you see yourself. Figure out what you're cool with and call it a day.
Shamash: ...wow, very persuasive. I assume more so for our guild member with a soul twin.
Manticore: ...thank you.
Manticore seems to relax for once.

Inari: Oh hey guys, we got a flyer for some Japanese event. Take a look.
Inari passes out fliers.
MC: A festival thingy! Thanks!
Ixbalanque: Hmm. Should be a good cultural experience.
Shamash: I agree. Do you want to go, Manticore?
Manticore: Me? I don't think I should--
Ixbalanque: Do you want to go or not, jackass?
Manticore: HELL YEAH I WANNA GO, DIPSHIT!
Shamash: Well that didn't last long.
Ixbalanque: Welp! You coming too, Senpai?
MC: Yep! / might as well see this out / Well if Oniwaka goes...
---
(AB) Ixbalanque: Figures. You too, Oni-whatsyourface? You're worried about MC, right?
Oniwaka: What, you pyschic or something? I'm just gonna go as MC's bodyguard.
(C) Oniwaka: You don't gotta ask, of course I'll go as your bodyguard!
Ixbalanque: (Preeeetty sure Senpai didn't mean it like that.)
---
Ixbalanque: Anyways, see you guys this weekend.
And so everyone goes home for the day.

Later
It's the festival day and MC is there very early as they go looking for someone.
MC: (look for Manticore) / (look for Shamash) / (look for Ixbalanque) / (go see Oniwaka)
[Manticore's Section]
Manticore: Oh MC, you're early. Sorry to keep you waiting. I'm a little surprised you asked to see me before everyone else, but thank you. Why though? It'd be safer with everyone else...not that I'm trying to threaten you, excuse me.
MC: I wanted to know you better / Testing to see if you can keep calm and human / What, don't want us to be alone?
---
(A) Manticore: Oh! Well thank you!
(B) Manticore: Ah, I understand.
(C) Manticore: Oh nothing like that! I actually--never mind.
---
Manticore: Shall we go then?
Manticore seems nervous for other reasons, then he and MC go looking around.

Manticore: Hmm, very interesting.
MC: First time? / Whatcha looking at? / Nice Japanese outfit.
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(B) Manticore: Those Transients over there with the clothes on. It's...elegant is the word?
(C) Manticore: I-it's nothing so grand! ...but thank you. It seemed appropriate for a festival.
---
Manticore: I've been interested in festivals, but I never attended one before. Didn't want to let my freak out in public, thinking I shouldn't be in crowds until I could be perfectly human. But I'm glad you and Ixbalanque encouraged me to come.
Manticore: !!
Manticore: That in itself is fine...
Manticore seems relaxed until he quickly looks away upon meeting MC's eyes.
MC: You okay? You look red.
Manticore: I-it's nothing! Look, the festival!
MC: Pretty sure something's wrong...
Manticore: ...grk! MC!
Manticore seems to flip at the concern and drags MC somewhere out of sight!

Manticore: GODDAMMIT I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
MC: WHAT / was it something I did? / (too shocked to speak)
Manticore: I wanna eat you so bad!
Ragged breaths. Shining eyes.
Manticore: Things are blowin' up inside when with all your consideration! The better things go, the more my monster side rocks up until it comes out and wants a taste of humans!
Manticore ALMOST bites out MC's throat but stops himself!
Manticore: You better not get closer to me or else...
MC: Aww thanks for worrying about me / it's cool I can beat your ass down / so what do you eat first?
(A) Manticore: N-no I'm not!
(B) Manticore: Whoa, you ain't scared!? Okay come at me, bro!
(C) Manticore: WHAT? T-this ain't a joke, brah.

Manticore figured MC would totally be pissing themselves by now and played up the monster bit, but now he's looking at MC like maybe they aren't human.
Manticore: Are you really human if you ain't scared of having a Threat to Humanity in your face?
MC: I've been watching you this entire time. You being like this means you actually like me, right?
Manticore: !!
MC: So I'll stick around / You're freaky, but be nice. / Time to assert dominance!
---
(A) Manticore: Oh... wait, how'd we get to this point!? It ain't my fault of you get eaten!
(B) Manticore: I KNEW IT! Well chillax, I ain't wanna eat you that much...maybe a nibble though.
(C) Manticore: I ain't no damn pet!
---
Manticore (narrating): I'm their enemy...but this is fine. Hell I'm surprised MC's standing in front of me to begin with. They probably ain't human.
Manticore: I feel like I just did all of jack shit! Meh, I'm cool now so let's hang out until everyone else gets here. Cuz like...I really do wanna see stuff with everyone.

[Shamash's Section]
Shamash: Hello MC, were you waiting long? Rather bold of you to ask me to see you early.
MC: I wanted to talk to you / I couldn't think of anything! / not like it's illegal or anything
---
(A) Shamash: Oh okay.
(B) Shamash: Haha, just felt like it? Well it's nice.
(C) Shamash: I guess, but that doesn't mean our socializing necessarily will be good.
---
Shamash: Well, let's take a walk around until everyone else gets here.
Shamash and MC talk about their school social lives. Shamash somehow doesn't bring up exams even with them so close by.
Shamash: Thanks again for helping with Manticore. It's good he's getting this cultural experience.
MC: Glad to help. / Anything for you / test help plz
(B) Shamash: You don't say? What should I ask for next time? ...kidding.
(C) Shamash: Of course.

Shamash: So, I can relate to Manticore's experience. Being foreign enemies and stuff, but we can socialize still at this distance. But trying to avoid death? I knew a man who thought like that. He went off looking for something he'd never have to give to other people after unfairly losing someone important to him.
MC: What happened to him? / Have you mentioned this before? / (nod along)
---
(A) Shamash: I don't know. I came to Tokyo before I ever found out.
(B) Shamash: Hmm, have I? I think about him a lot.
---
Shamash: It's sad saying goodbye, enough to forget there's more than that. Makes you wish your time with them could last forever. Probably why we always try to avoid death.
Shamash thinks about an old student as he stares at some light pillar.

Shamash: ...is there someone you'd want to be with no matter what?
MC: Hell yeah / Everyone does / Dunno. Maybe.
---
(A) Shamash: Oh, already huh?
(B) Shamash: Yes, how very human.
(C) Shamash: Yes, it's a hard question.
---
Shamash thinks about how he wasn't able to stop his student.
Shamash: Maybe I haven't gotten over parting with my old student.
Maybe this is his own unfair parting.
MC: Shamash? / So you have regrets too? / Was it a graduation sorta thing?
(AB) Shamash: (slightly smiles) Sorry, this is supposed to be a fun time. I'll buy you just one thing to make up for it, but don't tell the others.
(C) Shamash is surprised at the comparison and considers he's just sad it happened.
Shamash: ...well that's a weird feeling. Please don't tell anyone else about this conversation.

[Ixbalanque's Section]
Ixbalanque: Huh, you're here first? Something the matter?
MC: It just happened. / I'm excited! / Nothing's wrong. Slowpoke~.
---
(A) Ixbalanque: This is usually the part where you say you were excited for today.
(B) Ixbalanque: Nice. I'll be a good boy and hang out with you then.
(C) Ixbalanque: Could you just not? Otherwise I might need to flex on you later.
---
Ixbalanque: Well anyways, let's go check things out. Better not waste our alone time, right?
MC: Not asking why I asked you to be early? / I guess... / Well that too, yeah
(A) Ixbalanque: Uh, I'll listen if you wanna talk about it but I don't particularly care? It's just you and me here, and that's good enough for me.
(B) Ixbalanque: Cool, let's go already.
(C) Ixbalanque: Awesome. Now's your only chance to have me to yourself.

Ixbalanque messes with MC as they look around. He doesn't seem to be thinking about the other guys, but he does take note of a couple of stalls before eventually sitting on some bench and looking respectful.
Ixbalanque: Hey Senpai, thanks for helping with Manticore.
MC: Is that why you said yes to coming early? / Oh my god are you sick!?
---
(AB) Ixbalanque: Nah, asking you on a fest date was always the plan but I wanted to thank you anyways.
(C) Ixbalanque: I'm trying to be serious here, geez.
---
Ixbalanque: So like, I bet you can imagine what Manticore's been like, but I wanted to help since I know that's not all there is to him. He's trying, and it reminds me of my brother. And I'm kinda the same, what with me bugging you all the time.
MC: What do you mean? / So you like talented people? / Are you into older people or something?
(A) Ixbalanque: You'll see soon. Promise you won't tell?
(B) Ixbalanque: Heh, you finally notice?
(C) Ixbalanque: Could you not already?

Ixbalanque: Manticore's surprising in how off he is from my home world's faith. Self-sacrifice above all to help the sun move, be one with the world. Might be why I find partings sad.
Ixbalanque looks to the sky. Such bright, passionate eyes.
Ixbalanque: ...Senpai, would you be sad if we could no longer see each other?
MC: Yes / Hmm... / Do you want me to say yes?
---
(A) Ixbalanque: Heh, no surprise there. You better thank me for hanging out with you then....what, my tail's shaking? You're seeing things.
He looks calm and doesn't say having a big tail's a pain.
(B) Ixbalanque: So you have to think about it? It's cool, I can't leave you be. What do I mean? Just think about it.
Ixbalanque stays cool as he dominates the conversation.
(C) Ixbalanque: Nah, not if you don't want to. But I see how you are, so if you tell me so I'll come see you...why are you smirking? Dammit, this is what I get for asking.
Ixbalanque regrets losing control of the conversation, but he has fun fighting for control.
---
Ixbalanque: FYI Senpai, I'd be sad if you were gone. Yeah it's not what I said earlier. You're special to me. Let's promise we'll never forget each other... huh, I know I'm being weird but I wanted to say that. Who knows what rabbit hole you'll fall into next? Anyways, we better get back before the others find out we had our own one-on-one date.

[Oniwaka's Section]
Oniwaka: Hey Master, wanna drink? Also why are we here so early?
MC: I wanted to spend time with just you.
Oniwaka: You were plotting something!? You coulda just--wait, I wouldn't have automatically agreed. We're supposed to be master and servant, not equals!
MC: What if you weren't a servant for just now? / Mkay, I'll go it alone. / Are you disobeying me?
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(A) Oniwaka: Uggggh, fine I'll just say you ordered me to.
(B) Oniwaka: NO WAIT STOP! Geez, I'll go with you as an equal already so stop acting like that.
(C) Oniwaka: Uggggh, so now you wanna be Master. But fiiiine, I'll do as you say. So, what? We gonna look around for now?
---
And so Oniwaka follows along grumbling as MC cheerfully ignores his insistence on master/servant decorum.

Oniwaka stays on guard as he and MC look around. High alert all the time! Then MC breaks his focus.
MC: Thanks for helping with Manticore, I'm glad you spoke up. / Good job, Mr. Bodyguard!
---
(AB) Oniwaka: Hm? Eh, it's cool.
(C) Oniwaka: What? I didn't do nothing special.
---
Oniwaka: I don't like humans, but I do like you. We may have met by coincidence but I choose to stick with you, so I can't just sit by and say nothing. But damn, I never thought something I heard and ignored way back would be helpful now.
Oniwaka scratches his head as he thinks about what Manticore said about other world faiths and avoiding death fates.

Oniwaka: So this ain't that important but sometimes I dream of traveling around with you in Wa no Kuni or something.
MC: Sounds fun / You wanna do that? / is this a ghost story
Oniwaka: Just hear me out. It's happened a buncha times and sounds like something out of a book. We always go Somewhere in Wa no Kuni, and then I die meatshielding for you. Probably not a sign, but I never felt like that wasn't what I wanted in the dream. Sounds like a nightmare, but I wake up feeling good. Haven't had the dream much since, but I wanted to tell you about it.
Sounds real. Maybe uncomfortably real.
Oniwaka: ...what would you do if that went down here in Tokyo? A last stand with just the two of us.
MC: I'd want you to live on / Figure out how we can both survive / Can't imagine that happening
---
(A) Oniwaka seems to have figured as much.
Oniwaka: Piss off with that... heh, guess we'll figure it out if a what-if pisses me off like that.
(B) Oniwaka: Heh, figures. You could bumble your way in and out of anything.
(C) Oniwaka: Yeah, you only ever fight through the App. And if we can't imagine it, whatever.
---
Oniwaka: Alright Master, we oughta head back and wait for everyone else.
And so Oniwaka pushes MC on.

[Branch Convergance]
Later
Here, various Transients from different worlds have come together to help make one wish come true. They sought help, they discussed things, and they went to see a festival. Miracles upon miracles brought together by fate move Tokyo on.
The next day, at Some School, there is no weird monster screaming from the archery club. Manticore focuses on his target.
Rando A: Damn, he's probably gonna hit if he's that close.
Rando B: Yeah, he's calmer now. I'mma try talking to him!
The club captain carefully approaches Manticore!

Rando B: Uhh Manticore, you seem to have gotten better. Who taught you?
Manticore: Thank you. I was introduced to an archery expert and others who gave me advice, so I figured I'd try starting over at a beginner's level. I'm sorry I didn't ask anyone in the club for help first.
Rando B: No it's cool! Sorry we couldn't help. I can give advice now, I admire how hard you've been trying.
Manticore: Oh! I'm honored, Captain. How about we talk over a tea break?
Manticore pulls out some thermos.
Rando B: (What the hell is that smell!?)
Rando B: Um, what kinda tea is that?
Manticore: Something I've tried brewing at home. Not something to master overnight, but maybe it's presentable enough? I made it with health in mind.
Manticore doesn't quite grasp what Rando B's issue with the tea is but tries to relax him by chugging some first.

Manticore: BLARGH
Rando B: Uh...huh. Manticore are you okay!?
Manticore: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!? How can something glow in ten colors and come out like horse piss!? Who made--oh right it was me. WELP, you just escaped with your motherfucking life Captain, haha!
Rando B: Oh my god chill!
Ixbalanque: Oh. So that's what's happening. Welp. Sorry it came to this when you came over, MC-senpai.
Shamash: He's changed a little though. Maybe he'll figure it out in due time.
MC: Well I'm glad he's doing good. Guess he's studying tea now? Maybe that toxic mix can be used for something.
Another fun day as the seasons pass over in Tokyo.
The End

AGF 2024 Special Episode: A Monster Transient's Wish Part 1 (Abridged)

Manticore (narrating): So I'm terrible at acting human around a bunch of other humans, even though I'm not SUPPOSED to be much different from other Transients. I got ears and a tail, okay? Nothing that weird. But I still don't fit in. People tell me I just don't have enough humanity. What does that even MEAN? That's fucking bullshit, man!
Present
Nice day. Calm season. A normal day, until...
???: FNGHAAAAH
Rando A: Holy shit what???
Rando B: Ahh yes, the archery club Monster. It's that time of the day.
Rando A: Ohh, Mr. Rich and Fabulous? Some moonlighting diamond mine heir or whatever? The Monster thing is kinda rude though, yeah? I mean, he looks mostly human. We have robots and monster girls walking around already.
Rando B: Dude have you not seen him up close? That guy ain't right!
Archery Club grounds
Rando C: Um, please calm down and not blow up again.
Manticore: FUUUUCK!

Later
A few days later, Ikebukuro. MC is shopping. Oniwaka is carrying bags.
Oniwaka: What kinda guild makes their own guildmaster run errands? At least KENGO could come help you with this!
MC: It's just my turn is all / Shirou caught him / yay, disassociation time!
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(A) Oniwaka: I guess, but I still can't let you walk around here all alone!
(B) Oniwaka: Aww, his friend is making him study? Ha! ...why are you shaking?
(C) Oniwaka: Okay I know it sounds weird coming from me, but you should study too okay?
---
Oniwaka: Well whatever. If you're done, let's get back.
MC and Oniwaka are drawing a lot of attention as they go to the station.
MC: Welp. / We sure are popular / (ignore)
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(A) Oniwaka: Forget the trash, just keep going. You got a classmate waiting, don'tcha?
(B) Oniwaka: Pffft, who cares what they think? Let's go before anyone starts shit.
(C) Oniwaka: (Dunno what they're thinkin', but we oughta hurry)
Oniwaka: Let's go. You got a classmate waitin', right?
---
Subject change, go!

Later
MC and Oniwaka arrive at Shinjuku Station.
Oniwaka: Wait, step back Master. Some...thing(?) up ahead.
Here comes Manticore, Shamash, and Ixbalanque!
Ixbalanque: Oh hey Senpai...do you always make that guy there carry your stuff?
Shamash: Hello again MC.
Manticore: !!
MC: It just happened, Ixbalanque / Hi Shamash! / I'll introduce you, Oniwaka
(A) Ixbalanque: It's cool Senpai, I know how weak you are. Call me up next time, I'll carry your stuff!
Oniwaka: Who the fuck do y--what do you MEAN you're okay with that, Master!?
(B) Shamash: I'm glad you seem alright. I hear exams are starting soon. Are you d--why are you looking away?
Oniwaka: You're doing that badly!?
(C) Oniwaka: So now you know a bratty soccer kouhai and a super private tutor? Where the hell do you find these people?

Oniwaka: So who's the other guy?
Well clearly he ain't human. Nice clothes tho, and he oozes a high class upbringing. Also he seems surprised or something.
MC: Hi I'm MC. You a rich guy from somewhere? / ASL?
(AB): Manticore: ...sorry, I...have a hard time talking.
(C) Oniwaka: Oh my god, you can't just ask people that, Master!
Oniwaka steps up in front of MC!
Manticore: >:(
Manticore: ...uh, I mean, sorry. I was...a little overwhelmed.

Tongue slurping noises. Also Manticore calms down enough to start talking again, bowing and moving his scarf down.
Manticore: Excuse me, my name is Manticore. I am an alien species summoned here.
MC: a what now
Oniwaka: Foreign races to the ecosystem, threats to the natives. How come YOU don't know about this, Master?
Manticore: I attend a satellite school with both my senpais here as a second year.
Ixbalanque: So same year as you, Senpai. He's kinda weird, but you oughta be friends with him.
Manticore: Who the fu--I mean, yes. I still cannot meld with human society. You seem to be native, MC, so I hope you can teach me how to live in the human sphere.
MC: I'm not sure I'm native / teach what now / Sure!
(A) Manticore: wait what
(B) Manticore: I mean, how to behave like a human.
(C) Manticore: Oh, thank you.

Manticore: ...so you do seem human like the rumors say. Please teach me your ways.
Oniwaka: Teach what tho? You seem plenty polite already.
Ixbalanque: Senpai always shows up when I'm looking for them so--oh wait that might be my class thing. But yeah we came looking for you to ask about helping Manticore.
Shamash: We called your dorm and happened to run into you here.
Oniwaka: Oh. Too bad, Master and I got somewhere else to go first.
MC: Wanna come to our safehouse? It might be easier. / Hello, Shirou?
(AB) Oniwaka: DON'T JUST INVITE RANDOM STRANGERS
(C) Oniwaka: WHAT? Master, you can't just let people near your safehouse!

Oniwaka: Hell, I'M not in your guild so I can't just go in either!
Oniwaka pulls MC away to explain Public Game Rules for Dummies when...
MC: But I wanted to invite you too. Guildmaster's permission! / we have a fluffy komainu!
---
(AB) ...
Oniwaka: Fiiiine! Don't say I didn't warn you!
(C) Oniwaka: (gasp!) Wait, you can't bait me with that! Anyways, I warned you!
---
MC goes back to invite Team Girlbait to the safehouse.
Shamash: Are you sure? You have exams soon.
MC: But you came to ask for help / It's cool! / Teach me later?
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(C) Shamash: Sure thing.
Ixbalanque: Busybodies. Be glad I'm helping too.
---
Manticore: HRAA--(clap)
Ixbalanque: Okay deep breaths and go back to normal, Senpai. Let's NOT freak MC-senpai at this point, mkay?
Manticore: R-right, thank you...whew.
MC: Sick or something? / (whatever, let's go)
Manticore: Oh, how kind. I'm okay, let's go.
Oniwaka: (stares)

Later
Summoners Safehouse
Agyou: Hi MC, wel--WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?
Surprise for Agyou!
MC: Oops / Oh, did I not call Shirou in time? / Welp!
---
(C) Agyou and Oniwaka: Don't you "welp!" this!
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Ixbalanque: Are you sure it's okay for us to be here, Senpai?
Shamash: Hello Agyou, MC told me about you. What a good boy, guarding this place all by yourself.
Agyou: Hell yeah I am!
Shamash: I brought a present from all of us.
Agyou: Yay, candy! Come on in, I'll make tea!
East Asian manners success!
MC: Wow. Sorry about the fuss.
Manticore: Is this how a first meeting is supposed to go? And Agyou is a komainu from Wa no Kuni, yes? I need to study the spirit of Wa for peace, or I'll die trying to figure the shit outta--
Shamash: So Manticore, shall we get right to the subject?
Manticore: OH! Yes! Please do, MC.
Manticore looked feral for a second until Shamash reminded him to get himself under control. Oniwaka noticed and moves himself closer to guard MC.

One explanation later
Oniwaka: Whaddya MEAN learn the spirit of Wa?
Manticore: Yes, I think it would help me a lot in learning how to behave more like a human.
Oniwaka grumbles about how it must be nice to be rich.
Manticore: I tried learning cultural things on my own like archery and tea ceremonies but it isn't working.
Shamash: I can tell Manticore some things, but others he needs personal experience with, so I thought we should talk to you.
Ixbalanque: "Wa" means Tokyo and Wa no Kuni around here, so I figured you could introduce Manticore to someone from there, Senpai. Aren't you happy I'm coming to you for help?
MC: I'm not upset, that's for sure / RUUUUDE / mmm, nice
(A) Ixbalanque: Works for me!
(B) Shamash: Sorry MC, he's just thinking about you.
(C) Oniwaka: That's it? Have some standards, Master!
Shamash: I'm sorry for my kouhai, Oniwaka. He's just thinking about MC.

Shamash: Ixbalanque's been trying his best with Manticore too. I thought that was wonderful and came here to help too.
Ixbalanque: I can't believe you ratted me out like this!
Oniwaka: Aww, aren't you a precious kouhai~? It's okay, you can just say things out loud.
Ixbalanque: You mean like how you've been staring at my tail? You can touch...for a price.
Oniwaka: C'mon Master, let's beat up a punk!
Smug Ixbalanque. Manticore tries to intervene.
Manticore: Please, don't fight on my account you two... I SAID QUIT THAT SHIT, BITCHTITS!
Oniwaka: excuse me what
Manticore slammed a table so hard it shook the safehouse! Everyone stares.
Manticore: DAMMIT I FUCKED UP AGAIN! Hey, what the fuck are YOU lookin' at!? You think I shoulda thought outside the box when phrasin' that? Well what if I think better IN the box, huh!? What the fuck does that even MEAN!? Is this real Japanglish I'm speaking here!?
MC: WHAT / welp / let me know when he's done...

Later
Ixbalanque: ...so I guess I should've started with this earlier. Manticore-senpai has the Monster Spirit trait from what he's said. Means he's got a little less emotional control than us.
Shamash: Bluntly, he explodes like he just did.
Manticore: I'm sorry, I'm calm now.
Oniwaka: You call that "a little less" control!? Damn, it must be REAL NICE to be rich. You think I might be better off if I studied up on the spirit of Wa!?
MC: Oof, Oniwaka / feeling especially judgy and jealous today, I see.

Oniwaka: How 'bout you take your ass to Wa no Kuni yourself? ...sorry, I know that's not possible and I wasn't raised to have the best manners. But anyways, you care about seeming human, yeah?
Shamash: Plenty of students are our school are afraid of Manticore's wild side. They're starting to make rumors about him, which I think he wants to stop.
Manticore: I've heard the spirit of Wa places importance on social hierarchy, so I believe it is even more important in human society. So please, would you help me with this, MC?
MC: Sure, though all I can do is show you to people / Not sure I can help tho
---
(C) Oniwaka: You can at least introduce him to people.
---
Manticore: Bitchin'! Glad you two got my back, MC and Oniwaka!
Oniwaka: We seriously expect to get anywhere with this? Damn do things get weird without the other Summoners around! Well whatever, I'm here for Master. (Not like I can leave Master alone with that.)
Manticore talks about what he thinks the spirit of Wa is, so MC calls some people to come by another day.

Some time later
Tanetomo: ...and this is how you do the fan dance. One, two, three...your turn.
Manticore: Okay, one, two, th--(snap)--oh shit I snapped the fan, Sensei!
Tanetomo: Now now, I have spares, calm down. I've broken my share of fans in my time too.
Manticore: Huh, you're so graceful I never would have guessed so.
MC: That's because Tanetomo is graceful and cute / He still has his thorns / (I'll just shut up)
---
(A) Tanetomo: It's just an act to get through life and manipulate people. I mean, nothing. But yes, thank you MC.
(B) Tanetomo: Yes, many things of beauty have their thorns and poisons. I don't know who you could ever be talking about, but be careful you don't suddenly find a knife in your back, okay MC?
---
Tanetomo: Now let's try that again, Manticore.

Later
Manticore: FUCK I MISSED
Yoritomo: :|
Yoritomo: Is this one of your brethren friends, MC? I was afraid reluctant to come after Tanetomo filled me in, but I'm surprised you asked for archery help.
MC: Well who else represents Wa no Kuni? / I heard you're a master archer / He wanted to learn about the spirit of wa.
(A) Yoritomo: It sounds strange coming from you, but very well then.
(B) Yoritomo: Is this some reference to that bridge they named after me? I guess it's fine to help then. Not really, but you know.
(C) Yoritomo: Couldn't you have asked anyone else? Knowing you though, you just asked because we're family. I guess I can help. Except not really.

Yoritomo: Archery and politics are both about zoning and keeping distance. Watch how your big brother does it.
Yoritomo walks over to Manticore.
Oniwaka: Master! What does he MEAN, he's your brother!?
MC: He's sorta is and isn't? I'll explain later.
Manticore's just focusing on trying to aim.
Yoritomo: Manticore, yes? Did anyone else teach you how to use a bow?
Manticore: FUCK NO! ...my bad, sorry. Deep breaths...
Oniwaka: Oh my god he can't just talk to your brother like that!
Manticore: Ahem. I was never formally taught on the ways of the bow. I've asked my club senpais for guidance, though my behavior has frightened them off. Instead, I imitate what I've seen Temujin and Shinya do at competitions.
Yoritomo: Impressive skill level despite that. Maybe teaching you the form will help you blend in further. Try again.

Manticore pulls an arrow fully back. Yoritomo stops him there and starts correcting his posture.
Yoritomo: Like that. Take a breath before you fire after I step away. Control the distance between you and the target.
fwip
Manticore: I did it!
Yoritomo: Remember that stance and method, it should help. Also, did you know the way of Japanese archery is seen as a way of discerning how to live as a human? You must look at yourself and cast off your doubts.
Manticore: Thank you, Yoritomo-sensei.
Ixbalanque: What? All that target practice I helped you with was for nothing?
Shamash: It might've helped him get to today. Either way, I'm glad this could help him at school.

Later
Manticore: ...
Manticore is at Some Temple meditating...
Sanzou: Wow, this is the guy who blows up on a dime? I'd never have guessed? Why would he bother coming all this wa--OH MY BUDDHA! MC, i-i-is this some pretext for you to come see me!?
Manticore: >:(
Manticore can hear. The meditation isn't going very well...
Sanzou: Aww, why didn't you say so? ...wait, is it because you were thinking of taking me out back and...? I mean I guess we could! Like, behind the temple or...
Manticore: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Sanzou: I'MSORRYI'MSORRYI'MSORRY
Manticore: Ow my legs hurt like a bitch!
Motosumi comes by and bitchslaps both Manticore and Sanzou.
Oniwaka: Welp. I guess he's still doing better?
Motosumi: Sorry about our guildmaster. I'm still nirvana-ing your ass if you scream like a punk again though. Now back on your knees and meditate!
And so the day ends, with Sanzou repeatedly talking to MC about "shenanigans" and Manticore blowing up over his legs hurting like a bitch.

That night, the party goes to some Japanese diner.
MC: Sorry that didn't work out, Manticore...
Shamash: I'm sorry, I should have seen this coming.
Manticore: It's fine. I must thank you again for all the opportunities you gave me, MC. It anything, the problem would be my monster nature not being able to use the new experiences well. If I keep this up and can't succeed, it just means I'm that terrible. Dammitall!
Shamash touches Manticore's hand and reminds him he's getting angry. Manticore takes a deep breath as Inari walks over.
Inari: Hello, your order! ...what are you working on?
Inari caught the last part of the conversation.
Inari: I'm Inari from Wa no Kuni, apprentice chef! I know how it sucks to fail, but it's great when you succeed! Good luck out there!
Manticore: Thank you. But my monster nature comes out when I do succeed, which makes things seem like a wash. GODDAMN do I hate how my body's been rearranged! I wanna be a perfect human!
Ixbalanque: Just take it slow.
MC: Your body's rearranged? / Don't like your body? / Do perfect humans actually exist?
Manticore is about to answer when he stops for a second. Then he looks at MC.
Manticore: I guess I should say this now after all this.
End of Episode

Live A Hero Heroes Battle Arena Pre-Battle Skits (Abridged)

Team Random Summer Collection
Andrew: Next up...oh, you're here MC?
Hisaki: Figures, what with the grand prize!
Marfik: Yeah, my survey team told me to get me!
Gaius: I can't believe I had to change out of my wetsuit for this. Whatever, I need natural lake preservation money.
Hisaki: I'll do my best too!
Marfik: Haha, nice! Me too!
Andrew: Deploying battle systems! This is exciting!
BATTLE START

Team Intellectuals
Flamier: Ohhh, that red hot flash when you took your shot, Roiker! Don't you agree it's beautiful MC?
Roiker: U-uh, did you have to pair me up with something so dangerous in that sentence? Santetsu, Kyoichi. We're about to start the next fight, get ready.
Kyoichi: 'kay! Santetsu, stop reading and join the party already!
Santetsu: No. And stop pushing, we literally just met today.
Kyoichi: Damn, harsh! But also weirdly arousing...
Santetsu: Weirdo. Uggggh, this sucks.
Roiker: Can we just...get into formation already?
Flamier: I'm going to throw all the bombs right now!
Santetsu, Roiker, and Kyoichi: NO WAIT STOP
BATTLE START

Team Chocolate Circus
Yasuhiko: Wow MC, you're here too? No mercy, I got a circus to keep up! Let's go Vul... Jo... what are we calling you again?
Vulpecula: I'm Giovanni, remember? ...how did I end up here? I must be getting soft.
Furlong: O-oh! Hello MC, let's have a good match... why did I agree to this? Well, I can do this! I can do this!
Blue: Yeah you'll need to get in the game or we're screwed. Go easy on us! Hey Bro, get ready too!
Yasuhiko: Stop calling me Bro, dammit!
BATTLE START

Team Bears (and Gammei)
Gorou: Oh, hey MC. Wow you got far. Here for the grand prize?
Polaris Mask: Too bad, we're gonna win with the greatest tag team ever!
Borealis: Loud. I came all this way because I heard I could see MC. Well, I've seen MC and now I'm leaving.
Polaris Mask: Oh come on man, I need you for Team Great Abyss!
Gammei: WHY AM I HERE!?
Polaris Mask: Haha, Tsukinowa means bear!
Polaris: Oh. Communicating with him is a waste of time. Got it.
Gammei: I still don't get why I'm here, but fine! I'm winning for my meal ticket tomorrow!
Gorou: If I win, I'm getting enough booze to fill a bathtub.
Polaris Mask: Right, bring it on MC!
BATTLE START

Team Girl Squad (and Viscunam)
Viscunam: Gwahaha, my super power sound system is completed! Everyone will remember me now!
Sensettia: Yeah, sure, right. You've just stood there all day!
Anna: Yeah, Vikky! Like, come on, party it up with us!
Hitomi: Oh, how about we have a victory concert after this?
Anna: OMG Hitomimi, that sounds SO awesome!
Hitomi: Yay, here's to our new temp collab unit!
Viscunam: Girlies, what are you doing without me...?
Sensettia: Aw, don't worry about it Vikky. You can take center stage!
Anna: Okay everybody, let's kick it up!
BATTLE START

Team Procy's Gang (and Hydoor)
Hydoor: Damn, you made it this far MC? Figures.
Procy: Okay sorry MC, but I HAVE to win because my bar is in the red!
Phein: Procyon, I don't think that's something you say out loud in public.
Hydoor: I don't care about the money, I'm just here to pay you back for your help. Let's do this thing!
Gomeisa: Wow, Hydoor! Me going to dance support hard for everyone!
Hydoor: I'll be DPS! I can flood the field if I have to!
Phein: Don't...I suppose that means we need to win before he tries that.
Gomeisa: It okay! If field ocean, me carry you on shoulders!
Phein: ...Procyon, we're taking point and going in hard and fast. Got it?
Procyon: Right, probably the best idea. Let's show MC how we fight in the slum hood and GET THAT MONEY!
BATTLE START

Team Virtual Festa Royale
Rexer: MC, I knew we'd see each other here!
Cerastium: Impressive. But we've been training and won't be losing!
Toshu: Those blinded by wealth and fame cannot fight in top shape and thus will lose...but you know as much already.
Shaft: In this arena, we need both individual strength AND teamwork! I'm glad we can face off like this!
Rexer: Right, now we just have to let the moves do the talking!
Cerastium: Right. Let's keep at it until the end!
Shaft: No holding back today!
Cerastium: See our justice!
Toshu: Behold what lies beyond serene clarity!
Rexer: Game on!
BATTLE START (there is technically more in the rerun but it's mostly congratulatory fluff I don't feel like going over)

The Hazardous Private Tutor and the Dangerous Beast Part 2 (Abridged)

Shamash is the one said to have given humanity a code of law back in Babil. The true nature of his power could be called equivalence. Eye for an eye and all that between victim and perpetrator. It's a bit like the Tokyo Wall's attack reflection property, and it also means Shamash HAS to know the pain of victims, so everyone has to take the punishment for their sins. So if he ever sees someone he doesn't know and understand...
Nerima
The army prison school is doing a program for applicants from other schools!
Balor: Muster, maggots!
Purple Giant: Squad 3, all present!
Green Giant: Squad 1, all present!
Blue Giant: Squad 4, Shamash AWOL!
Balor: What? Dammit. Oh whatever, I'll just punish him when he gets back since I can't be bothered to chase after him. Rest of you, move your asses!

Kabukicho
Hawker: Come visit our host or hostess club or whatever!
MC is here on guild business.
MC: I'm going to be late! / ooh / (step it up)
Cat: Hey, we got a good deal going on in our club tonight! Wanna come?
MC: Sounds fun for a party / No thanks, busy! / (ignore)
Cat: I have fliers! Look, the menu!
Lots of interruptions by hawkers.
???: Huh, wrong person? Whatever, I'm after the same person.
Ixbalanque pulls MC back with his arm and tail!

Ixbalanque: Hey Senpai, lost without me? I'm going to a different place, but I'll take a flier. We should go before we're late. Also my guy, did you know I can call the police on you for unlawful detaining of people?
Cat: Uh, come visit another time! Bye!
The cat hawker goes to bother someone else. Ixbalanque sighs and lets go.
MC: How come you're here? / You've got plans to be somewhere around here? / are you following me
(B) Ixbalanque: Nope.
(C) Ixbalanque: Ruuude. I just happened to see you in trouble.

Ixbalanque: I've been sent on an errand. Also back up a bit, I did my good deed for the moment already.
MC steps back.
Ixbalanque: Anyways, how come you're here alone?
MC: Everyone else is busy... / I'm tough! / You seem happy about this
---
(A) Ixbalanque: Oh okay, whatever you say. You don't SEEM like someone with no friends anyway.
(B) Ixbalanque: Huh, 'kay. Watch out for anyone coming to flex on you.
(C) Ixbalanque: This job I'm on sucks so seeing you look stupid made me feel better.
---
Ixbalanque: Let's keep walking. Anyways, have you seen him?
Ixbalanque holds up his phone to show a picture of Shamash.
MC: Shamash? Not today. / You need a tutor?
(C) Ixbalanque: How are you still alive with brains like that? You'd be dead already if this was the Amazon.

Ixbalanque: But damn, you really do know everyone. We're part of the same group and he skips out of stuff. Like, a lot. I was asked to find him.
MC: Huh, that's nice of you. But why here in Kabukicho?
Ixbalanque: He's around here a lot, so I figured he'll be here now. I bet you wanna ask why, huh?
MC: Maybe he's somewhere else / Yeah / Nah, you're probably right.
---
(AB) Ixbalanque: Ugh, your instinct sucks Senpai. I said so, so he's here.
(C) Ixbalanque: !! Well damn. Barely passing on the comeback there.
---
Ixbalanque: Anyways, Shamash is badly matched against people like me. Hey Senpai, how about you help me look for him? I can look out for you until you're done with your stuff to pay you back if you're in a hurry
MC: are you hitting on me / this seems unbalanced / okay, let's go
(A) Ixbalanque: Eh, it'll be interesting having you along at least. And hey, if you turn out to be a big help we can talk favors.
(B) Ixbalanque: Well we can talk out favors owed later depending on how things go. Good luck with that.
(C) Ixbalanque: Have you considered that you might be too polite to tell people to go away?

Ixbalanque: We cool? Cool.
MC and Ixbalanque move on. Ixbalanque makes hawkers go away with just a look, so MC manages to make it to the Outlaws' place a few minutes early.
Ixbalanque: You're a guildmaster, right? Good thing you had me walking with you here. I'll wait outside. If I'm gone when you get back, I saw Shamash.
Shino walks over and eyes Ixbalanque suspiciously.
Shino: Good evening, Master. Who is that, a guard you brought along from outside?
MC: Moritaka has a kendo tournament and Tadatomo is on guard duty. People are busy.
Shino: Oh. You could have called me to pick you up then. The Summoners and Outlaws are allies!

Shino takes MC inside to a VIP room.
Ellie: Schleeepy...oh hi you.
Tsukuyomi: Hello, we have a new menu item. I can treat you if you want?
MC: Wow you're up, Ellie? / Tsukuyomi, you smell nice... / whoa you two are together here
(A) Ellie: Sleepy, but the occasional guild business won't kill me. Everyone else is standing guard. I guess that's why you came alone too?
(B) Tsukuyomi: I refreshed my cologne for you. I wish the others were here, but I guess people are busy with guild battles.
(C) Ellie: I woke up because of you, so I hope you're happy.
Tsukuyomi: Eh, relax. This isn't anything big.

This is a regular alliance meeting. Nothing's going on, so MC asks about Shamash after some small talk.
Tsukuyomi: I don't remember seeing him before. Or regularly at least. Ellie?
Ellie: I see him around at night sometimes. I'll mark it on the app map. We done for today? Sucks for you, Tsukuyomi.
Tsukuyomi: Eh, short visits are no big deal. You regretting waking up early?
Ellie: Nah. Seeing MC being same as usual amuses me a little.
Tsukuyomi: Same. MC, feel free to come see me off the clock sometime~!
MC says bye to them and heads out front. Ixbalanque is sitting nearby.
Ixbalanque: Well that was fast. Found something about Shamash-senpai to look like that?
MC: Yep / Got info / Praise me!
(AB) Ixbalanque: Really? I was just kidding. Okay, I can treat you to dinner if you have time. Let's go.
(C) Ixbalanque: Really? I was just kidding. Alright, good MC! (headpats MC)

Later
It's starting to get crowded outside.
MC: Damn / Don't get lost now / So are you and Shamash friends?
---
(A) Ixbalanque: Aww, need me to wrap my tail around you to keep you from getting lost? But yeah, this is gonna make looking for Shamash a pain in the ass. He's good at running away if nothing else.
(B) Ixbalanque: Aww, that how you try coming on strong? I can play along. But yeah, this crowd will make looking for Shamash hard since he's good at running if nothing else.
---
Ixbalanque: ...Shamash also lost a twin, like me. Also, I'm a younger brother while Shamash is an older brother. We kinda get along since we had stuff happen in our home world life. Lots of Transients in our group is like that, even if they don't know for some reason.
Wow Ixbalanque is opening up. Time for him to hide it!
Ixbalanque: Bro My brother actually made my life annoying a lot of the time. I'm used to errand running at my old school and at the army prison school's drills.
???: Ooh, what are you guys talking about?

MC: Shamash!
Shamash: Hello MC, what a coincidence seeing you here. And you Ixbalanque. Looking for something?
Ixbalanque: Yeah, you. You skipped out AGAIN and now I'm stuck doing this. I didn't expect you to choose to skip out instead of being sent out though.
MC: How long have you been watching us?
Shamash: Oh I heard you talking about me so I wanted to join in. If you two are here together, then I guess you found out a teacher like me flaked out?
Ixbalanque: Ha. You're a student too. You can actually call yourself a teacher here with a straight face? Don't you have something else to say since I had to look for your lost ass?
MC: Yeah, go Ixbalanque! / You're just going to take that, Shamash? / (watch with popcorn)

Shamash: Shouldn't you thank me since you got to see MC because of this? Or are you saying you being in a good mood has nothing to do with them?
Ixbalanque: I'm in a good mood because I found you. Seeing MC is a coincidence. YOU'RE the one in a good mood. Ooh, you like them?
Shamash: But you look upset I found you first. Were you planning on keeping your not-a-date going on some more?
Ixbalanque: I can see MC anytime. (pulls MC close) Right, Senpai?
Shamash: !?
MC: were you always like this / no? / are you asking me to marry you?
(A) Ixbalanque: :)
Shamash: You're bothering MC, let go.
Ixbalanque: (stares)
Shamash: I can't win. Please let go.
Ixbalanque: You're making me feel bad here.
(B) Shamash: Hmm. Anyways, please let go.
Ixbalanque: (blushes)
Shamash: ...umm, sorry.
Ixbalanque: Don't you go saying sorry all of a sudden. Ugh, read the room.
(C) Ixbalanque: !! Why are you escalating it? Geez, Senpai.
Shamash: Aww, cute.

Ixbalanque: Hmmmm, you seem really interested in my relationship with MC, Shamash-senpai. I might take them first if you keep going the long way around.
Shamash: Somebody's feeling extra uppity today, I see.
No one's actually mad despite all the shittalking, by the way.
Ixbalanque: Anyways, could you stop? A teacher shouldn't be telling students they're skivving off.
Shamash: Oof, I can't argue with that.
MC, Shamash, and Ixbalanque head towards Kabukicho Station.
Shamash: Balor must be mad to actually send someone to find me for once. But it's nice if I got to see you two. How about I treat you guys to something?
MC: Awesome! / Yeah I'm hungry / Shouldn't you go back now though?
Ixbalanque: What? No. Why should we play along with your cutting class?
Shamash: It's not like I can join in with the drills if I go now. Hey look, that place seems good.
MC is getting hungry.
Ixbalanque: Okay, might as well after all this way. You coming too, MC?
Shamash: I'm good on money, don't worry about that...ah!
Ixbalanque: He said we could get whatever we want MC!
Shamash: Oh no, I slipped up!

Later
Ixbalanque: I'm Best Kouhai, so I'll get our drinks and salads. MC, make sure Shamash-senpai doesn't go anywhere.
Shamash: He can be cute the way he cares about being a kouhai sometimes. I just can't hate him.
MC: Like a little brother? / same / because you're an older brother too?
(A) Shamash: Maybe.
(B) Shamash: You too? Heh, that might be the first time we're on the same wavelength. I used to have a younger twin sister, and Ixbalanque's a younger twin. Maybe we just gelled that way.
(C) Shamash: Oh, he told you that? ...yeah, maybe.

Shamash: Come to think of it, his name is similar to my sister Ishtar. (stares and smiles wryly into the distance)
Shamash: She liked flexing on and putting people in their place too. A twin's like a living what-if of yourself, especially in Tokyo. Maybe that's why I like him.
MC: It's exciting to watch him, even if he's kind of a brat. Wouldn't want him against me...
Shamash: Haha, life would be hard if he were fighting against you. Not that that stops me from wanting to keep you from him.
MC: I haven't noticed, I'm going for 1000 friends. / I like you, Shamash
---
Shamash: ...I really don't get you, but I like that.
---
Shamash: I don't know how to react here since I've always relied on my power to figure this out. Well, I can always help you if you need to talk or need to study. Oh, Ixbalanque's back. We should take our plates before he gives us grief about that.

MC and Shamash stand up. MC goes to get their things first.
Ixbalanque: Here, Senpai. And Shama--!?
MC: What? (looks back)
Wow he's gone already.
Ixbalanque: Dammit, it was just one second! Is he a ninja or something!? Ugh, is this why he sent me a text saying "have fun, I'm going back first"?
MC: I kinda figured / damn he's fast / I didn't realize he was planning it at all
Ixbalanque: Ugh, finding him again is gonna suck. He tells me a lot about how his sister's a handful, but so's he. He could stand to be more like my big bro...but then again Big Bro wouldn't have let him get away.
MC: You're actually put out by this? / I slipped up too / hey we're alone now
(C) Ixbalanque: Wow, nothing gets you down, huh? Don't get carried away now.

Ixbalanque: Don't worry about me too much. I can just tell the teachers I found him but he ran away. But it still sucks I spent all day looking for him already.
Yeah he seems upset. He tries to hide this by talking some more.
Ixbalanque: ...Shamash-senpai is like my own brother in the way he's like a nice sun. And the way it feels like he might just disappear one day...
MC: But he did just disappear, so let's keep looking. / So you weren't just stuck with errand work
---
(C) Ixbalanque: Yeah. Not like you, loitering alone in Kabukicho.
---
Ixbalanque: Having to look for him every time he skips class is annoying, but I still feel better whenever I see he's okay. Damn I sound old now. Hey, how about I catch you now and keep you from disappearing on me too?
MC: uhhhh / you already owe me / be nice, I'm new to this
---
(A) Ixbalanque: I'll be gentle, I haven't paid you back yet.
(B) Ixbalanque: dammit you remember?
(C) Ixbalanque: Just walking right into a trap yourself, huh? I'll be gentle.
---
And so MC and Ixbalanque eat and talk for a bit before going back outside to look around Kabukicho.

Some back alley
Mobster: SHIT SOMEBODY'S CHASING ME
Shamash: Nothing personal, but you need to be punished for your sins.
Flashback!
Shamash: Who hurt you, we shall pay them back
Yellow: I can't pay
Shamash: It's fine, we don't want you to dirty your hands
Present
Mobster: You're that revenge contractor!?
Shamash: Yes. We cannot let your victim wallow in misery and vengeance, so we will punish you instead.
Mobster: Creep! You'll never take me down!
The mobster attempts to shoot Shamash, but Shamash takes his gun and pushes him down!
Shamash: Equal suffering for equal suffering. Unless you repent? No? Okay fine. Noble Phantasm activate!

Kabukicho
Ixbalanque: Ooh, Qursha? I wanna play him.
MC: So competitive / He'll be happy about that / I wanna watch!
Ixbalanque: You wanna come? You can join him and play against m--
???: AAAAAA
MC: What!? That way!
Ixbalanque: Wait a sec! Oh goddammit.
Alley
MC: It was this way!
Shamash jumps away as the mobster falls over!
MC: Who was that I couldn't see. Anyways, you okay?
The mobster gets back up and runs away! Ixbalanque runs in.
MC: What? Ixbalanque, did you see someone else here?
Ixbalanque: Hey my kinetic vision is awesome, thank you. But I only saw someone I never saw before. That other guy had a gun, so we should stay out of it. He seemed fine anyways, so let's just go, Senpai.

Later
Ixbalanque (text): I told MC I just saw someone I never saw before. I won't ask what you were doing. Aren't I a great kouhai?
Shamash: ...thanks, but I wished this stayed secret from you too. At least MC doesn't know. I'll make up for things and treat them to something better next time. And now it's time to dress normally instead of a club dancer and go home.
Shamash turns around and takes a step.
Shamash: ...I'm surprised MC came running. Now I'm even more interested than I thought I'd be. Maybe I'll see them one more time before going back. Wonder how Ixbalanque would react to that?
And so Shamash goes back, the neon lights of the city shining on the new passion coloring his face.
The End

The Hazardous Private Tutor and the Dangerous Beast Part 1 (Abridged)

 [Note: The FKare 2 collab event is being skipped for the time being due to a personal lack of interest. Maybe someday, but don't hold your breath on that.]

Tokyo, the city of fantastical beings and people.
Shamash: Wow, the Tower of Babel reminds me of the ziggurats of my home world.
Shamash is having a flashback.
His home world was once a world of chaos where heaven and earth, humans and gods, mother and child were not yet separated. Anyways, things happened and Shamash eventually became the tutor for the Sumerian king of Uruk, raising and loving the boy who was meant to be a god. But then the boy lost someone he loved enough to call his other half, then went on a journey to find something he'd never have to give to someone else. Shamash told him "meh, you'll never find what you're looking for" because what he wanted didn't exist. But was that really the best way to communicate that? That question drives him.
Shamash: ...weird twist of fate that I'm doing the private tutor thing again. Speaking of, I have to go!

Later
Fall! The gang's going out to buy seasonal sweets.
Ryouta: We got enough for Touji and everyone else too now!
Shioru: Last week Ikebukuro, today Shinjuku huh?
Ryouta: And next week, Shibuya!
MC: I'm in. We're getting ALL the sweets! / I have plans already
---
(AB) Kengo: Me too. Workout multitasking with Ryouta errands!
(C) Ryouta: Oh, I'll get more for you then! I'm so glad everyone's helping.
Kengo: I'll be your pack mule! Workout time!
---
Shirou: Don't flunk the next test and get stuck with make up classes.
Kengo: Don't remind me about that, god!
Ryouta: Touji said he can come, so we can always buy your share for you!
Kengo: Dammit, don't assume I'm bombing already!
MC: Ooh, you're motivated / Yeah! / I'll help!
---
(AB) Shirou: Ryouta can talk anyone into doing things. But can we really all make it...?
(C) Kengo: Thanks! ...uh, what's the test on?
---
And so the gang heads for the dorms.

Chuo Park
MC: Look, Sitri! Also who's that next to him?
Sitri runs over.
Sitri: Hey Senpais! Out shopping?
Ryouta: Seasonal sweets tour! Here, take some!
Sitri: Oh, thanks! I'll share with the fam when I go home? ...I mean, no wait I left home!
Shamash walks over.
Shamash: Hello. Are you Sitri's friends? I'm his teacher.
MC: Hot...wait WHAT / Ooh, who are you? / Sitri, answer!
(AB) Shamash: !?
Sitri: STAY BACK! Senpais, stop smiling and stop them!

Sitri: Okay, he's Shamash. My parents hired him recently because my grades were dropping.
MC: I'm MC, and these are my friends.
Shamash: Hello MC. Are you a Tokyo nat--!!
Shamash reacts at shaking hands with MC.
Shamash: But how? Why? I touched you and somehow I feel like there was something I didn't understand but I don't know what! I mean, never mind. Sorry. (thinks of Marduk and frowns)
Ryouta: Hey wait I heard about you from social media! Lots of good reviews from test takers and their families!
MC: Look Kengo, a tutor! / How'd your tests go, Sitri?
(A) Kengo: Stop looking at me like that! Anyways, Sitri why are you in a park with him?
(B) Sitri: Shamash is awesome! He can read emotions with a touch!

Sitri: So I didn't know what I didn't know before he started teaching me, but he made it all make sense! And now we're, uh...doing secret private lessons.
MC: what? / oh, working out! / STUDENT-TEACHER RELATIONSHIP
---
(C) Sitri: What!? No! He's teaching me how to bulk up and be my sparring partner!
---
Sitri: Um, don't tell anyone. Also, Shamash is such a badass to be great at school and fighting!
Shamash: I have the magical ability to learn about someone's worries and troubles with a touch. It's not that impressive, I just know what I know. But it works on phys ed as well as book learning. Have you heard of the army prison academy? I go there a lot and now I'm a trainee somehow.
Sitri: I got too focused on working out and let my school work drop, so mom called and told me to hit the books. But the workouts! But Shamash knew and worked those into our lessons! He's cool! Who was that other guy you teach that my senpais know?
It's Gunzou.
Shamash: He's a sports school student. He's very open and straightforward and I even teach him about sports pro contracts. Maybe he's a bit too easy to read sometimes.
MC: Sounds cool, Shirou / Isn't that great, Kengo? / Nice, Sitri
(B) Kengo: Stop looking at me like that! ...Sitri makes a convincing argument tho.
(C) Sitri: No, don't just touch me like that! Harassment!
Shamash: By the way, my best subject is laws and I can't let crimes go unpunished. Except I see Sitri is happy with how you're treating him, so.
Sitri: !! At least give me a heads up first!

Shirou: Oh okay, if Sitri vouches for Shamash I'm all for it.
Shamash: Sure I can take you. Sitri and I are almost done for the day.
Shirou: Wait, that's nice of you but we have budget issues right now!
Shamash: First lesson's free, special offer! I started doing this to help people change their paths in life like this one tyrant did. Also Sitri tells me a lot about you, Kengo.
Ryouta: Cool, it's up to you Kengo!
Kengo: UGH I can't look stupid here then! ...well it's not like I WANT to flunk and be the talk of the gang. Bring it!
Sitri: Senpai, you're so cool!
Shamash: How nice. Okay, let me touch you. How about you too, MC?
Shirou: I think it's a great idea. Also, let us treat you to dinner at least.
Shamash: Oh, thank you. Do you have a test coming up?
Shirou: In two days...
Shamash: THAT SOON!?

And so Shamash goes with the gang to Shinjuku as Sitri leaves. He looks through Kengo's school books to figure out where to start.
Kengo: what is this sorcery
Shamash: Go back five pages. That part isn't on the test, but it'll help you figure out the parts that are. Wait, do you suck at memorization?
Kengo: Why else am I in this position?
Shamash: Oh, then let's go back two pages and work together from there.
MC: Kengo, how's it looking? / details pls, I need help
---
(A) Kengo: :/
Kengo: !!
Kengo: I think I get it???
MC: Cool, now figure out how to do it without him.
Kengo: !?
Shamash: Well MC is right about that.
Kengo: I know, god!
---
Ryouta: It's a miracle!
Shirou: Wow, I want to be taught by Shamash now too.
And so the tutoring continues, with Shamash managing to keep Kengo from bailing out.

That night
Ryouta: Hey it's about dinner time and I asked Chouji to make boxes for us. Here's one for Shamash and a big one for Kengo!
MC: Thanks! Kengo, you good?
Shamash: Thank you. Kengo, I suppose we can stop now.
Kengo: ...wait a minute it's only been an hour!? I'm so done... (falls over)
Ryouta: OH NO HE'S DEAD
Shirou: Well if he actually ever studies I should check outside for flying pigs.
MC: Damn, Shamash flexed on him. Flex on me too!

Shamash: ...heh, next time then.
Everyone cleans up and picks up their dinner time bento boxes. Kengo is alive again.
Shamash: Wow, I should learn how to make something this good. It'd make going to the prison school fun.
MC: Oh yeah, you're a student too? You ever feel like skipping out?
Shamash: Yes, I'm a third year. And I do feel that way sometimes, but having good grades means it's not a problem.
Kengo: Do you clone yourself or something to do all that?
Ryouta: Wow, that sounds like sticking bean jelly in sponge cake.
Shirou: Ryouta that sounds like an abomination mankind was never meant to think about. Oh! We have dessert too if you like.
Shamash: I think it's a funny idea and my schoolmates would think so too. But you can't just get things done with only treats, you know. Anyways, do any of you know about Babil?
MC: Sounds familiar. I think I know someone from there.

Ryouta: Oh right, Pazuzu!
Shirou: I heard that world approves of splitting things in two.
Shamash: Wow, you know that? I'm from there too. I tutored Gilgamesh. Have you heard of him?
Shirou: Wasn't he the most famous king from there?
Gilgamesh was the king who stood between man and god with a Very Good Friend. They did awesome things together, but then some other people disapproved and Gilgamesh's Very Good Friend was unalived.
Shamash: Generally, I actually would like to just motivate with the carrot, but sometimes...I need the stick.
MC: Is that why you work out? / Ah yes / How do you have so much energy!?
(B) Shamash: Oh, I'm glad you noticed.
(C) Shamash: Yes, I do have that. I also want to be able to make things happen.

Shamash: Oops, I dominated the conversation there. Your guys's turn.
Shamash: (stares)
Shamash: (Huh, no reaction to the name Gilgamesh? Do they have no memories then? I think I sense Marduk's enemy, but I Don't Know.)
Shamash asks about the gang's lives but only gets that MC has amnesia.
Shirou: Oh it's late. Do you need to go?
Shamash: ...oh, I do indeed. Thank you, I should go before my jaguar kouhai gives me crap about being late despite my rules knowledge.
MC: oof, straight shot logic / Ixbawhatshisname?
---
(C) Shamash: You know him? Wow.
---
Shamash: Okay, I should go. Thanks Ryouta. Kengo, keep going.
Ryouta: I'll let Chouji know you liked it!
Kengo: Next time let's just fight...
And so the gang partially walks Shamash out and waves him goodbye.

Later
Shamash: My emotion reading power didn't work on MC, and sometimes they felt like Marduk's enemy.
Shamash stops as some other thought takes over his head.
Shamash: Ow. Hey, can I ask you something?
Some mob looks over, obviously despairing in resentment.
Yellow: ...what? Piss off.
Shamash: Thanks for stopping. Can I touch you?
Yellow is shocked and suspicious. Shamash is used to this and doesn't react. Whatever's up seems like not the thing to trauma dump on strangers, but Shamash already feels like it's his business.
Yellow: Go hit someone else up for work because I got no money.
Shamash: No worries. We are not a hitman. We are doing this for ourselves, to avenge against the transgressors of the law. No mercy.
End of Episode part

Live A Hero Special Episode: Third Anniversary Celebration (Abridged)

One day at Parallel Flight
Huckle, Ryekie, and Crowne are sitting on a couch.
Huckle: MC, why are we here?
MC: It's a surprise!
Crowne: I bet you've guessed what's up unlike Ryekie by now.
Ryekie: Not a clue here!
MC: We're good, guys! Akashi?
Akashi: Screen's up! Sui?
Sui: Ready here. Mokdai.
Mokdai: Thanks guys! Roll the video!

From Neo-Axis
Cerastium: Hello, how have you all been doing since we last met?
Rexer: MC asked us to get together for a video message.
Shaft: And MC got us into our variant suits while they were at it.
Toshu: Wouldn't visiting in person or writing be better for this?
Rexer: Aww, don't be like that. I'm glad we're all together again! I've gotten better, so call me if you need me!
Shaft: Yeah my job means I might see Parallel Flight more often. Thanks for always calling on me!
Toshu: Let's all do our best together. Also don't forget your summer homework, Tamamura.
Rexer: Mokdai, thanks for your comment on my stream the other day!
Cerastium: Justice, I'll show you my own path next time!
Team Virtual Fest waves before the video cuts out.
Parallel Flight
Ryekie: Wow, Ceras is doing great! Can't wait to meet everyone again!

Next video feed from Somewhere
Sensettia: Hey MC, Crowne! How're you guys? I'm still alright!
Viscunam: Are you watching, MC? The girlie seems strangely excited to see you.
Sensettia: SHUT UP you're like that too when you're inventing!
Viscunam: Ha, what else do you expect!? My image recorder will make me famous if it works out! What do you think of it, MC? It--
static
Sensettia: Viscunam the projector is on fire!
Viscunam: Oh, output limits. Okay, time to make it quick girlie!
Sensettia: Stop being so calm! I guess that's it for us here, see you next time!
Viscunam: I'll show you even better inventions when we meet again!
click
Crowne: Welp, good to see them doing alright. Is that ship Viscunam's invention too? Are they gonna be okay...?

Procy's bar
Anna: Haiiii, we're calling in from Pro-Pro's bar!
Procy: Why are you going first? Oh whatever. We're together because MC asked us to put a message together for you guys.
Gomeisa: Yay, cheering messages so fun!
Anna: Inorite!? I perk up too when I'm cheering people on!
Phein: You people are strangely into this. Hmm. Cheering isn't really my forte... well how about I send candy to MC's agency later, Procyon?
Procy: ...that sounds like you alright. Anyways, keep supporting your kouhais, Huckle and Ryekie!
Phein: Right. Ahem, call me if you need a mercenary to protect you.
Anna: Phinny, like chillax! Gomei-mei, ready to do our dance?
Gomeisa: Okay!
Anna and Gomeisa dance. Procy and Phein smile as they watch.
click
Ryekie: Oh my god Huckle, Procy SMILED! That's kind of awesome!
Huckle: Right, he seems kinder than before.

Suhail's ship
Suhail: S'up losers, you got a lot of people now I see! Here's a special cheer from me to you guys: take ALL the things you're after!
Purple: Oh my god Boss you're so cool!
Suhail: I am, aren't I? And I can't believe you actually asked me to make a video message, so I just had to do it! Keep at it and maybe we'll face off, it'll be great! *(fist pumps towards the camera)*
click
Huckle: MC, that seemed more like a challenge than a show of support.
Ryekie: It's cool! They can bring it!

Shinraku
Kouki: Hey Parallel Flight, thanks for everything you've done!
Sirius: bark bark!
Gammei: Making a video in virtual space feels WEIRD.
Kouki: What'd you expect? It's hard enough as it is to do this with my schedule!
Tsuneaki: Yeah, being that famous is hard.
Gammei: ...I guess.
Tsuneaki: Thanks for calling me, MC. And to everyone else I'm Tsuneaki Toshuku, nice to meet you!
Gammei: How do you manage to make an introduction sound so sus?
Tsuneaki: RUDE
Kouki: Hey wait you're wasting call time and I still have to talk!
Sirius: Bark!
Gammei: Whoops, gotta go. Here's to working with you in the future.
Team Shinraku bows and waves. Click.
Ryekie: I'm glad Kouki and Gammei are doing okay!
Crowne: Tsuneaki seems interesting. His talismans aren't mechanical, are they?

Sui brings out Phein's candy. Akashi brings out coffee.
Some café, maybe
Esperdica: Hello, did my coffee blend make it?
Raizi: Perdy worked hard on it, so it should be good.
Tabit: Beep boop, this unit and friends have rebuilt the Stella Campanella. Guild Eagle Eyes contract established. Will work hard!
Raizi: Uh, you can chill.
Esperdica: Actually we got Yoshiori to taste test too.
Yoshiori: Do I have to do this? This is WEIRD. Fine, but I'm not repeating myself! MC, thanks for listening to me back then. Tell me if you need anything. But only because the bodyguard/client relationship needs trust!
Esperdica: Come visit my café sometimes!
Raizi: Damn you don't miss a beat. But I'll be there too.
Tabit: Meeting with MC's friends requested. Repayment of services will be rendered!
Raizi and Esperdica are chill. Tabit waves really hard. Yoshiori looks embarrassed. Click.
Crowne: Welp, guess I should go to Esperdica's café sometime.
Ryekie: Let's all go soon then!
Huckle: Thanks Akashi, Sui. Looks like you two practiced making coffee.
Akashi and Sui blush.

Space Rome
Alphecca: Akashi, Huckle! We just destroyed a fiend nest at Aques the other day!
Obsidius: It was kinda tricky but MC's operating was great!
Rakta: And MC asked us to make a video message for you all.
Alphecca: Camaraderie is so delightful!
Rakta: Take care of your health! And don't overeat!
Quick aside
Mokdai: (looks away)
Huckle: (looks away)
Sui: (sighs)
Space Rome
Obsidius: Call me if you need any walls pounded down!
Theoreol: earth seems interesting. call me if you need an alchemist. i will be sure to come within a century if needed!
Obsidius: You could hurry up with that, you know.
Alphecca: But anyways, thank you all for everything! I swear to come running if ever needed!
Team Space Rome waves, splashing water. Click.

Akashi: Now that I think about it, a space king making a video message is weird.
Huckle: There are new things to see even at my age.
Mokdai: Welp, that was everything!
Huckle: Yes, thank you. It must have been hard getting so many people together.
Akashi: Yeah. Damn MC, do you know like literally everyone?
Sui: It's amazing considering how you haven't been at this that long.
Crowne: It's cool! Operators fight with the power of social networking!
Huckle: I guess, but didn't the video include villains...?
Ryekie: Whatever! That's just how much attention we have!
Huckle: No, that's kind of a big deal though? But it's true MC brought us a lot more work.
Crowne: Yep, especially compared to when Ryekie was handling the business.
Huckle: I'm glad to see you've all worked so hard to reach so far. And I suppose it's MC's nature to draw people to them.
Everyone looks at MC.

Sui: I want to thank you and President Huckle too. I wouldn't be working here helping people otherwise...this feels awkward.
Mokdai: Yeah MC, I stepped up because of you. Thanks for saying I'm cool!
Akashi: You've grown as an operator. It's great fighting with you. I'll get stronger so I can better protect you...stop smiling like that!
MC: Thanks guys! Here's to the future!
Huckle: Akashi, don't forget about your school work.
Akashi: Oof, balancing hero work and school work is my biggest issue...
Everyone laughs.
Ryekie: Let's eat, guys!
Huckle: But first, a speech. Ryekie, you do it.
Crowne: Right, you always make Huckle do it every other time.
Ryekie: OOF. But I must then, because I'm a hero! (ahem)
Ryekie: It feels like forever ago since you all joined us, but Huckle and I are happy to see how you've all grown! Let's make it to Year 4!
The Gang: YEAH
End of Episode

Road to Guild Dispatch Part 2 (Abridged)

Quantum: What ARE guilds?
MC: Groupings of friends? / People with shared views / (leave it to Tianzun)
Tianzun: Like parties. They're fun!
MC: Some are scary, like the game managers guild...whatever it is they do.
Tianzun: Ooh, I see someone I can connect with there...but I guess this is also a flaw of mine. I can vibe with anyone, even an Entertainer. But that's why--whoops, never mind! Anyways I recommend you check a bunch of things out!
Quantun: (cocks head) Umm, what kind of guilds are there? I can help by showing you previously unknown possibilities.
MC: Okay / U-uh, thanks / Anyways...
MC picks up a form.
Quantum: The Berserkers? What are they like?
Tianzun: Battle freaks with an underground arena.
Quantum: ...what kind of people choose to go into a small, boxed off place where they might live or die?
MC: Now now, let's trying thinking what it'd be like to go there.

Catbox activate!
Ikebukuro Colosseum
Quantum: ...wow, everyone's into strength here. It seems nice to have something to focus on so hard...
Oniwaka: Huh? Whatcha doing here, kitty? There's some bad lookin' dudes around here so you shouldn't--hey where'd you go?
Quantum: Oh! I stand out here, so I might be noticed more here... (bump)
Macan: WHOMST
Quantum: AAAAAA
Oniwaka runs over while Quantum runs away.
Oniwaka: Hey Macan, see a little cat girl about yay high?
Macan: Yeah, but bruh...is that what you're into? They'll call the cops on you.
Oniwaka: Shut the fuck up!
Macan: Make me, haha!

Colosseum Hallway
Quantum: Oh my god it's beef everywhere!
Ikutoshi: Huh? You lost?
Quantum: Oh I didn't know this guild had children like you too.
Ikutoshi: I'm NOT a kid, thanks. I'm a legit ranker!
Bathym: Oooh, hi Ikky~! Wanna spar?
Ikutoshi: Hm? Oh, okay then. (poof! Big Ikutoshi!) No holding back on me! I have something I wanted to try!
Quantum: !?!?!?
Bathym and Ikutoshi start sparring. Quantum runs off.
Ikutoshi: Oh wait, right! Don't go that way because there's this crazy stro--huh? Hey Bathym, did you see the girl that was just here?
Bathym: what girl

Some room
Quantum: Aww, I thought I found someone I could just talk to...
Cthugha: Someone there? (walks out) Oh! No wait, I'm not scary or anything!
Quantum: Who are you? Are you part of this guild?
Cthugha: Yep! Uh, I'm Cthugha, the Berserkers' super special invincible secret weapon!
Quantum: You're funny. You seem so strong but you seem so afraid of me.
Cthugha: H-hey, I haven't talked to anyone in forever!
The TV goes off and Cthugha gets excited by it.
Cthugha: Wow, go off Bathym! Didja see that?
Quantum: ...aren't you going to join them?
Cthugha: I did, once...then I blew up the whole place. They told me not to go to the arena since.

Quantum: ...aren't they tricking you? You have battle worth and--
Cthugha: Yes, I know I'm stupid but I know that much! But I'm still glad for everything since every other guild kicked me out. And I can still go out and talk to everyone, I just can't join the arena. Then again I'm too afraid to leave my room...
Quantum: ...oh, sorry. I didn't know.
Cthugha: I-it's cool! I'm glad to have someone to talk to! Were you all alone like I was!?
Quantum: Oh...hehe, sort of.
Cthugha: Ooh! Ooh! Then--
SLAM
Ikutoshi: Hey Cthugha, did you see this cat girl?
Oniwaka: Kitty, come out! It's all cool! There's way worse than me, and I can show you around if you want!
Ikutoshi: ...you actually think that'll work?
Cthugha: Oh my god??? I'd have brought out snacks if I knew there'd be so many people coming!
Ikutoshi: Oh, she DID come here. Where'd she go next?
Cthugha: What? She's right over h--
No she's not.
Cthugha: Nooo, I didn't even get to ask her name! I was about to make a new friend!

Classroom
MC: And that's what they're like. Why are you spacing out?
Quantum: ...mm. Oh, sorry. I was a little tired from running around.
MC: Wow, your imagination is amazing. So what'd you think of the Berserkers?
Quantum: ...well I don't like how dark and violent it is down there, but I also saw that they weren't all meatheads. The people in that box were really nice, so it's not as bad as I'd think. (Also I'm already like maybe alive maybe dead.)
Tianzun: Well spotted. That's what having a group that brings different people with the same views together is like. There's less you can do alone than the young may think, and people helping each other makes the world bigger. It's harder than I make it sound.
Quantum: ...you must've seen a lot. So are you going to choose the Berserkers, MC?
MC: Dunno
Quantum: Right, there's still a lot of forms. And I'm getting interested in seeing what other guilds there are.
MC: Let's go with this one next.

Quantum: The Outlaws? I can already guess, but what are they like?
Tianzun: Thugs who don't have a home for some reason or other. But the Tao takes many forms, with many different beliefs. Also their festivals are great!
Quantum: Huh. What would it be like if I joined them? Hmm...
MC: Oh look she did it again. Like she's dissociating and sending her soul off.
Tianzun: (speaking quieter) MC, take my hand. We're going after her.
MC: what
Tianzun: The Tao is the chi in all things, and she has gone to a potential branch path. We're going to follow her down that path, but we have to be touching and you can't let go. Got it?
MC: Sus / Is there some other way...? / Okay!
---
(A) Tianzun: You don't like it? But everyone would be happy to join with the Tao!
(B) Tianzun: Yes, but I can't do them now...
(C) Tianzun: Ooh, you're fast. I could teach you more if you join the Taoshis!
---
Tianzun: Ready? Close your eyes and focus.

Tsukuyomi's bar
Tsukuyomi: What a cute customer! Drinks, boys!
Quantum: Wait what? I wasn't...!
Gyoubu: A new cat girl. I see our emperor likes you.
Quantum: But I didn't even do anything!
Gyoubu: Hah, we have our ways...oh, you seem to be hiding some sort of pain. The emperor--and the rest of us really--are sweet on people like you. (pours out some juice brought over)
Quantum: Oh, sorry...and thank you.
Gyoubu: Enjoy yourself. I can step in for the emperor and talk with you instead. Excuse us if you find things unsatisfactory. So...want to talk about what's on your mind? I could help, I've been around a while.
Quantum: Oh, I'm not dissatisfied. Hardly anyone ever talks with me. I guess I can talk with yo--
(suddenly notices MC and then a bunch of hosts waiting on her)
MC: Wow, we really came? Is this Quantum's imagination? No wait...

Quantum: Excuse me, you can't just intrude into people's fantasies! Also it's not like I like this sort of thing or anything! I just thought this was how it was based on what you told me!
Gyoubu: Milord? When'd you learn such sorcery? I'm impressed you could surprise me like that.
MC: Yay, Gyoubu! / Where's everyone else? / He did it
---
(A) Gyoubu: Haha, I'm glad to see you too. I'm also a little embarrassed you came straight to me.
(B) Gyoubu: They're busy setting up the Hanashizume Festival. They kicked me out of it and over here...
(C) Gyoubu: Huh. He must be amazing, whoever he is.
---
Quantum: ...why are you two holding hands? Didn't you two just meet?
Tianzun: Details! We just get along! Isn't that good enough?
Quantum: ...that's not an explanation. And MC, speak up if you don't like it.
MC: Side benefits! / I was half forced into this / Are you jealous?
(A) Quantum: Well okay then
(B) Tianzun: NO WAIT I ALREADY EXPLAINED HOW THIS WORKS
(C) Quantum: N-no! I have standards!

Gyoubu: You folks sure are friendly. So, why are you three here?
MC explains about how they're looking into guild alliances and that Quantum is unaffiliated.
Gyoubu: Oh, I see. Shino's been worked up about something too. Suzuka and Tetsuya would never breathe a word of it, but they'd be happy if you joined. As would I, but give it some thought. (chews on leaf)
Gyoubu: You'd be welcome here too if you desire, little lady. No promises on safety or stability, but we'll help if you want to be here.
Quantum: ...thank you, umm...Gyoubu. But I--
Gyoubu: It doesn't need to be decided now. You must have other choices, so think about what you want. I'll always be right here.
Gyoubu is immediately called elsewhere in the shop and sighs about it. Quantum nods, holding back tears.
Gyoubu: Apologies, I'll be back soon.

Closing the catbox!
MC: So what'd you think of the Outlaws? (Wow it felt like we were really there)
Quantum: Hmm, different than I expected. Scary, but nice to the outcast and forgotten...
Quantum still looks scared.
Quantum: Maybe I should stop. Going somewhere new seems frightening...actually, deciding for myself is what's frightening. It was always someone else doing it before.
Tianzun: In that case, say no and move onto the next one.
Quantum: What?
Tianzun: Let me tell you something: everyone's afraid of deciding things for themselves. It's just not the end of the world to do so. Your path goes on forever, even after death.
Quantum: (stares)
Tianzun: You're shutting yourself in possibilities. If you don't have the courage to step outside your box's boundaries, you'll never see what's outside.

Tianzun: There are things to learn in the fear of the unknown, same for me. The Tao is hard for everyone to see, even mine. It's why I spent a lot of time far away until someone who could see it right away appeared.
Quantum: ...but not everyone can do that. Isn't that just survivor's bias?
Tianzun: ...yes. But it's still possible for you. For every possible failure, a possible success. Maybe you'll find them and make them happen. Go on, go out on a limb.
Quantum stares respectfully.
Tianzun: Never stop moving forward. The world is as big as you make it. Some may lost sight of themselves, but there are some who will find themselves again if they look. But that's all just me rambling. How about you say something now?
MC: Don't just dump this on me!
Tianzun: Not you. Him. (points at Solomon)

Solomon: WHAT! You can see me!?
Tianzun: Yes, this whole time
Solomon: I thought I was imagining things when we made eye contact!
Quantum: That's NOT some floating magical doll!?
Solomon: WHAT
Quantum: Well I didn't hear you say anything earlier...
MC: WHAT
Quantum: Wait, other people can't see you?
Solomon: Yes, mostly.
Tianzun: You're slightly different from her, but you're mostly the same. But you don't act like you hate the world.
Solomon is acting shy.

Quantum: How can you be okay despite most people acting like you aren't there?
Solomon: Well yeah it makes me sad since I'm not invited to conversations much. Just earlier I stayed quiet and listened to Master's talks to not get in the way. But I'm okay because I have Master!
MC: Oh! / (pet)
Solomon: Nooo, not in front of other people!
Quantum: ...I'm jealous.
Tianzun: Not to repeat myself, but whether you can get anything you want depends on yourself.
MC: Quantum, I still have a bunch of forms. Could you help me?
Quantum looks hesitant at first, but then looks determined.
Quantum: I have something to ask too. Could you tell me about places I could belong to?
Tianzun smiles at Quantum for taking a step towards what she wants.
MC: Sure! Let's take a look!
And so everyone plus Solomon starts going through the papers.

Later, that afternoon
MC: Find anything?
Quantum: It's weird how you started with looking into alliances and went into looking for homes for me. But thanks to that...I've decided.
Tianzun: Already? It doesn't need to be done that quick.
Solomon: Ooh, ooh! Tell us!
Quantum: Okay!
Tianzun: Does that mean you're joining the Taoshis!?
Quantum: Well...I don't know if I'm picking a guild.
Solomon: what
Quantun: I want to take a look at the guild MC is going to. I might go somewhere else since I'm not sure I can decide as I am now. So I'll go with you and go elsewhere if I feel like it.
Tianzun: Haha, okay! Some people change guilds every month!
Quantum: Also, Solomon made me interested in you...is that okay?
MC: Sure!
Solomon: So Master, did you make a choice yet?
Tianzun: The Taoshis, right?
MC: I...
MC declares their choice, and the girl smiles as she imagines a happy coming future.
The End

Road to Guild Dispatch Part 1 (Abridged)

One day
MC: OH NO I'M LATE
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MC: Wait did I just hit someone?
???: ow
MC: Sorry, I didn't see you. Are you one of our elementary school students?
She wasn't seen earlier, so therefore she must be small.
Quantum: ...oh, so this is how you see me. (looks at hands like it's the first time she's seen them)
MC: what / OMG CUTE
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(C) Quantum: ...did you just say cute and not pitiful? Thank you...
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Quantum: Hey, who are you and where do you belong to?
MC: MC Fullname from Shinjuku High.
Quantum: Oh.
Westminster Chimes.wav
MC: Oh no I'm late! Bye!
Quantum: (stares)

Later
MC: Okay that was a lot of running. The calm before the storm? Wasn't expecting all those guilds to...
Something is happening in Tokyo...
Rainbow Bridge
One of the Invaders' secret hideouts is here and almost all currently known affiliated World Reps are meeting here.
Temujin: Fuxi, why did you call me here?
Fuxi: Oh, I thought you'd have an idea already with us all here.
Fuxi points at a guild alliance form on the table. It allows for forming guild alliances and temporary guild transfers.
Fuxi: I've seen many of these forms go to my sister lately, and they all clearly want her to spend time with them!
Smoky God: So they're just like you, haha. What do you think, Shinya?

Shinya: Um, so we're going to invite MC to join us too? Sounds good. So Far from what I've seen, everyone looks scary but there's nothing dangerous hiding away.
Fuxi: You agree? Okay, what does everyone else think?
Perun: I welcome the opportunity to make MC our guild's manservant. I agree.
Smoky God: I have problems with that term, but yes I agree too. I'll go invite them since I won't make them uncomfortable.
Gasps!
Temujin: No, we'd be bringing them to the guild, not to you. If we're to give them the suspicious treatment, then I can look after them in my bedchambers.
Perun: Calm down, you two.
Smoky God: What if we played Pick Me and let MC decide who they want to go with? That'd be fair.
Temujin, Perun, and Fuxi: ...
Temujin and Perun remember how badly they parted with MC.
Perun: ...let's not start fighting each other here.
Temujin: Right, MC must come here first before we decide all that.
Fuxi: Great! I'll send them the form.

Later
Shinjuku Academy
Lots of guild forms today again.
Shirou: Wow, so many people want to ally with you.
Ryouta: Oh, oh! This one's offering an all you can eat welcoming party!
MC: whoa
Kengo: Guys what the hell is all this guild alliance stuff?
Shirou: The game managers put up a notice that formal guild alliances will be in soon. They'll help both guilds and let members temporarily transfer around, even the guildmaster.
Kengo: Yeah, but all of these are listing MC specifically for some reason!
Shirou: Yeah, at least some of these are personal instead of political.
Moritaka: GASP
Touji: What's wrong?
Moritaka: N-nothing! Hahaha... (hides something in his pockets)
Shirou: Still, this is a good chance for the guild and for you, MC. We're still small as a group, and you can go expand your perspectives. I can fill in for you, no worries.
MC: Won't you be sad while I'm gone? / Kengo seems like he'd be really down about me going
(AB) Shirou: Of course I'd be sad!
(C) Kengo: Shut up! ...not that you'd be wrong. Don't worry, I'll look after Four Eyes.
Shirou: You better be ready if I'm subbing in for guildmaster.

Shirou: Anyways, I think you can decide where to go personally. We'll support whatever you do.
MC: Thanks. I'll have to think about this...
Kengo: Cool! I'mma vet some of these papers for you then.
Shirou: Actually you have extra classes to go to, don't you? I'm coming with.
Kengo: Pffft, who cares about that for tod--HEY stop pulling on my shirt!
Shirou: Okay see you guys at lunch. :))))
Kengo: HELP ME
Ryouta: Welp they're gone. I guess students are supposed to be studying and all.
Touji: Any interesting offers, MC?
MC: Uh...
Random picking!
Shino: "Dear MC, the spring reminds me of you. I wish to exchange vows with you and have reached out to you. I await your favorable response. From the Hakkenshi plus Shino"
Everyone stares at Moritaka
Ryouta: HE'S STEALING YOUR SCHRODINGER'S GENDER SWEETHEART
Moritaka: No no, it's not like that! He just heard about the endless guild invites and had me send an invitation too. I'd also be happy if you joined the Hakkenshi MC...
MC: Me? Well I can come by at least.
Moritaka: We'll always welcome you!

Next form!
Benten: "Hey MC, it's banger season! I'm gonna kick ass in the next battle of the bands, and I'll need you for that! You'll never hear the end of it if you don't say yes! Benten and the other bandmates"
MC: Oh my god??? I guess I'll stop by...uh, something's on the back.
Ifrit: "She gon blow up if you don't come. HELP ME - Ifrit"
MC: Welp. I'll be sure to go. Maybe.
Touji: ...this is a bit much since the update is meant for guilds.
Ryouta: Hey MC, what do you think of other schools and guilds? I mean, nothing weird by that. You didn't have any other choices at first, but I'm wondering a little about that now...
MC: Well I've thought about it, but I'm glad I met you all by coming here.
Ryouta: ...hehe, thanks. I was a little worried you'd jump ship when I heard about this. I mean, even Moritaka sent you a form.
Moritaka: N-no I was put up to this!
Ryouta: Haha, I know. I'm feeling better now though.
Touji: ...just to remind you, you don't need to worry about us MC. Do what you want to.
MC: Thanks guys.

Later, outside
Kids: Bye, Mr. Boogeyman!
Boogeyman: Bye! Aww, they're so cute.
Quantum: Bye, Teacher.
Boogeyman: By--wait, did we have someone like you? It feels like we do and we don't?
Quantum: Mr. Boogeyman, do you know MC?
Boogeyman: The high schooler MC? They're in that building.
Quantum: Okay. You look scary, but you're nice.
Boogeyman: W-wait, where'd she go? I just took my eyes off for a second and she's already gone.

Later again, front gates
Old Man Sus: They're here, right? Now where are they?
The old man notices someone.
Tianzun: Hey you! I'm looking for someone. Do you know where they are?
The cat girl is surprised at being addressed directly.
Quantum: Me? I'm sorry, that was a surprise. Oh...I'm looking for them too. That way.
Tianzun: Oh, thanks! Wow they're famous. This must be fate. Want to go together?
Quantum: It's right there, but okay.
The old man is sus, but he can see her clearly so the girl feels unconsciously compelled to agree.

Classroom
MC is staring at the stack of guild papers.
Solomon: Master we're finally alone! Wow that's a lot. Tee hee, you're so popular. I'll help you pick something!
MC: Thanks! Okay, let's take a look...
Here's one in a fancy envelope.
Fuxi: "SIIIISTER! You're always cute, no matter when it is. Hey, we should go watch the cherry blossoms together. I made something to go with riceballs! Please respond, from your only brother in the world"
MC: Yay! / Isn't this supposed to be guild business??? / (rip)
(C) ripping noises

Solomon: Wow.
Oh look another one.
Perun: "Dear Lord Servant. It's spring and I don't need to clear the snow anymore. Now that I'm bored, I can entertain your presence and waste all sorts of luxuries on you -- Perun, written by Volkh"
MC: Rude / Guild business, hello??? / Damn, Volkh...
This letter has been crossed out a lot and edited into something more polite.
MC: You could stand to throw out the servant bit too you know / Are any of these real guild invites? / Well what did I expect of everyone...?
Solomon: I-it'll be okay! (ears twitch) Oh, someone's here! And after we finally got some time together!

Two people walk in.
Quantum: There you are. Is that who you're looking for?
Tianzun: Oh, yes! Wow, thanks.
MC didn't notice them until Solomon said something. One is the existentially hazy cat girl and the other is the visually loud and kind of funky old master.
Tianzun: Oh, don't worry about me. I came to give you this. (hands over a guild alliance form)
MC: You're that girl this morning and...whomst? / HOT
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(C) Tianzun: Wow, you're bold. Wanna go to a party with me? I'll go down any road in life! Being connected with everyone is great!
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Tianzun: I'm Tianzun, a teacher from Umamichi. The Taoshis guildmaster asked me to come here. The young 'uns were all excited about inviting you over, and I came over because I was curious about something. Hmm, this seems like an interesting path with good experiences. So, want to join our guild? The secrets of the Tao!
MC: what

Tianzun: Hmm...call it the laws of nature? It's how I teach it. I'm the one who embodies the Tao, and I can teach you more if you join us.
MC: Sus. But I do want to see the Asakusa guys.
Tianzun: Hey, you always have a choice. All things born from the Tao are equal, whether they're winners, losers, managers, or players. Things are bigger than this city...even this world.
MC: Hey wait did you just blink in and out of existence
Tianzun: Just remember any differences you see come from your senses and perspectives. Do whatever you feel like! (hands over paper)
Quantum: Are all these papers asking for you...?
She's suddenly closer!
MC: wait what when-- / Yeah. Sorry about this morning. What's your name?

Quantum: I...must be Quantum. I'm in the elementary school section, so I guess that makes me your kouhai. I just came from Utopia, the world that isn't anywhere yet, so I don't know much yet. (stares blankly)
MC: Thanks. Also... (she seems not all there too...)
Tianzun: You just came? Oh, want to join our guild?
Quantum: You're weird. Most people have a hard time seeing me, so are you able to do that because of the Tao?
Tianzun: Yes, in the infinite Tao there is no difference between existence and nonexistence. If you go past the bounds of the world, you'll get SOMEwhere eventually.
MC: What. Wait, are you--
Quantum: I'm like that too. I don't exist until I'm observed by someone. Schrodinger's Cat. Don't worry about when you can't see me, it's just how I am. Since my existence is undefined, I've never been in a guild before...and if I was, I probably wouldn't be noticed anyways.
Tianzun: Hmmmm...what do you think, MC?
MC: Dunno, but this must be fate. Let's try it out!
Quantum: Wow, you're optimistic.
MC: How about we look into guilds together?
Quantum is surprised but smiles.
Tianzun: This is getting fun!
And that's how MC met those two.
End of Episode half