Rewind! To some time in Old Ones!
???: ...where am I? Uh, I was in some brick wall...
Y'golonac (narrating): Okay so like no one called me in a while, so I just sat on my ass. I don't remember much else though.
The Foreigner looked around, no longer behind the brick wall he was sealed behind.
Later
Y'golonac walks out of Chuo Park and sees himself reflected in some window.
Y'golonac: Oh is that what I look like now? Hmm, maybe I'mma start usin' an accent.
Y'golonac is used to doing this whenever he possesses someone.
Y'golonac: Okay cool. Also, WHAT THE HELL IS ALL THE LIGHT? Where am I???
It's Kabukicho. People are heading to Kabukicho Night School.
Y'golonac: Oh my god did I actually get out!?
Y'golonac clears his throat and tries again.
Y'golonac: Holy shit y'all, I busted loose!
Random Kabukicho students pass by.
Guy A: Dude did you SEE Kressy's face when he got that letter?
Girl B: Yeah I was wheezing! Also wow you actually gave it to him.
Guy A: It's all good. I'll just have to be hotter than ever so he'll regret his life choices.
Y'golonac sees them and is sure he's outside now.
Y'golonac: Y'all this is awesome!
Girl B: Who that? Maybe he's a creep...
Y'golonac tries to bite the guy's shoulders by grabbing it.
Y'golonac: wait why isn't this workin'?
Guy A: Wow old dude, nice tattoos on your hands.
Girl B: Hey bro we got class to go to, go see reception if you gotta talk to someone at school.
Y'golonac: O-oh thanks!
Y'golonac hides behind some school building corner.
Y'golonac: Why can't I use my power? ...also what's this flat thing in my pocket? (touches)
Later
Girl B: Huh. Hey old dude you get lost aro--
Y'golonac handbites Girl B's shoulder!
Y'golonac: Ohhh, so that's how it works.
Guy A: BRO WHAT? Hey Girl you cool???
Girl B: Mm, yeah...
Bite marks spread over Girl B like some death curse!
Girl B: hey bro. You, me, empty classroom. How about it?
Guy A: GIRL WHAT? Hey Old Bro what'd you do to--
Girl B grabs Guy A's arms REALLY HARD!
Girl B for some reason: HELP
Girl B drags Guy A away while Y'golonac thinks about what just happened!
Y'golonac: ...cool, I'm Old Bro now, the Foreigner Y'golonac from Old Ones! Niiiice gwehehe. I'mma corrupt everyone! ...tho it's still hard controllin' anyone with evil thoughts. Base lust is easy but I can find that anywhere!
Later
Guy C: Big Daddy I'm your number one minion, right?
Girl D: No bitch, it's me!
Y'golonac: Now now, no fightin' y'all.
Guy C: What if I bring more minions? Will I get promoted to top priest or whatever?
Girl D: No way, I'll bring more!
Y'golonac: Haha, guess I have to give somethin' special to whoever works hard!
Y'golonac's been learning the language of Tokyo. And now his charmed flunkies are spreading the casualties around while Y'golonac uses his spit to activate his power!
Y'golonac: Haha, suck it baby! Stars not linin' up yet? Pffft, I'mma take over the land like this!
BOOM
Y'golonac: WHAT? Oh my god babies stop fightin'!
It's Ellie and Suzuka!
Y'golonac: Ooh, new babies?
Suzuka: No! Stop causing shit or I'll cut off your head!
Y'golonac: But I like this new head... But y'all got spunk! I like that in a babe!
Y'golonac's charmed crowd of mobs attack!
Y'golonac: Haha--WAIT WHAT
Ellie solos all the mobs without breaking a sweat!
Suzuka: Ellie go easy on them.
Ellie: But I can't. Also punching them out is still better than you cutting them down.
Y'golonac: WHAT, HOW? I ain't ever heard of surfacers this strong!
Ellie and Suzuka look at each other.
Ellie: I'm the Queen here.
Suzuka: And I'm the strongest, totally-a-normal high school girl. Sucks to be you.
Y'golonac: Wait please sweet mercy I surrender!
This all became known in Shinjuku Kabukicho as the Second Vampire Incident because people thought the charmed mobs were vampire bitten. The first incident was with Ellie. Ellie welcomed Y'golonac to the Outlaws and used all her connections to get him to learn Kabukicho's rules. She taught him the most, but rumors sprung up that she was the cause of things. It seemed kind of deliberate. When asked why she did so...
Ellie: Meh, it happens. Whatever, I just felt like doing guildmaster things sometimes.
She got bashed about it around that time she became a big name model, but some popular host suggested she might've done it to cover for someone else. Not to her face, of course.
Ellie: So Y'golonac? You don't owe or whatever. Pay it forward if you have to.
Some people know what happened though.
Masashi and Horus: A vampire didn't do it.
Otter: But the report said so???
Masashi and Horus are visiting Kabukicho and immediately pick up on stuff.
Horus: I sense rulebreakers...
Nobumichi: But Horus, the police bosses say leave Ellie alone!
Masashi: What if it's a cover? Oh wait, second order theorycrafting.
Random knowledge theorycrafting time!
Masashi: What if someone just rolled really high on Persuasion instead of using charm powers? Then they could make a cult... ooh, ooh, I'm gonna solve this case all by myself! And I won't even use magic powers for it!
Otter: Okay, what do? Do I sneak in?
Horus: No, let's investigate who's been going in and out of Kabukicho!
Present
Odaiba Seaside Park. Tons of people here because the Tycoons-Outlaws host club is officially open!
MC: OH GOD THE CROWDS / I think I'm passing out / yeah, we needed as much
Sarutahiko: AAAAAA
Long lines out there.
Perun: Don't worry, they are mostly here for me!
Sarutahiko: Where do you even get that confidence like geez. P sure they're here for the Night King.
Tsukuyomi: schleeepy...
Sarutahiko: WAKE UP IT'S ALMOST SHOW TIME
Barong: Speaking of shows, this is a different kind of excitement. Right Bael?
Bael: I'm not here to make friends, I am here to be the very best, like no one ever was!
Tetsugyuu: Hey Boss, I'mma be the Day 1 number one!
Shino: I can do this...
Y'golonac: Have some confidence, Shino! Ya got charm!
Shino: No I don't! ...but thank you.
So many moods.
Ophion: Steel yourselves, it's time to fight it out for number one!
Simurgh: Everything's good on this end.
Cooks and waiters, ready!
Y'golonac: Let's do it, babies!
Announcement time!
Gabriel and Nyarlahotep: Radio show time!
Gabriel: Hi everybody, we're looking at the TSL C-Side resort today!
Nyarlathotep: Yoooo, ready to burn this into yo brains?
Gabriel: You are, right? We got a temp seasonal open studio radio in Odaiba! The event planners are having us here live!
Nyarlathotep: Ready to peek in the box? Let's get crazy, yeah!
Gabriel: Wow so many people came to see us! Thanks guys! I mean I'm in a glass box and can't hear but still!
Nyarlathotep: And now a word from our produce--wait what
Paper tearing sounds!
Gabriel: Nyarly, we're supposed to start with the warnings!
Nyarlathotep: Meh, it'll be cool.
Gabriel: But we're getting way off track. Oh well, countdown time!
Nyarlathotep: Whoo, here we go! 10, 9, 8--
Event Cast: 7, [...] 4...
MC: 3! 2! 1!
Gabriel and Nyarlathotep: The resort's opennn!
Y'golonac: HELL YEAAAAH Y'ALLLL
People start screaming over the cast in their suit swimsuits!
Tsukuyomi: Hey stars, like what you see today?
Shino: Line up if you want to be ravaged by me!
Tetsugyuu: I'm waiting on ya to call for me!
Y'golonac: Tee hee welcome to Odaiba's wildest place, y'all! Watch out ya don't lose yerself in our charms, mkay?
Everyone's getting attention! Bael takes the lead for Team Y'golonac!
Bael: Hello cherie, feeling a little...repressed? It's okay, you can have anything you want because I can get you anything. So, what do you want?
Bug A: U-um, the biggest juice tower I can buy with this chip!
Bael: Why how nice. Is your desire to make me happy?
MC: Oh my god so good! / huh maybe this is his life's calling / pffft look at him strutting like he's got this
(A) Bael: Of course, who do you think I am? Order up, one drink tower!
(B) Bael: I will claim aggravated assault with a bottle if I have to... but I suppose the thought makes sense. I am just that amazing. Now, one drink tower please!
(C) Bael: Bael: Of course I do. I am elite, therefore I can do anything well. One drink tower, boys!
Y'golonac: HELL YEAAAAH Y'ALLLL
People start screaming over the cast in their suit swimsuits!
Tsukuyomi: Hey stars, like what you see today?
Shino: Line up if you want to be ravaged by me!
Tetsugyuu: I'm waiting on ya to call for me!
Y'golonac: Tee hee welcome to Odaiba's wildest place, y'all! Watch out ya don't lose yerself in our charms, mkay?
Everyone's getting attention! Bael takes the lead for Team Y'golonac!
Bael: Hello cherie, feeling a little...repressed? It's okay, you can have anything you want because I can get you anything. So, what do you want?
Bug A: U-um, the biggest juice tower I can buy with this chip!
Bael: Why how nice. Is your desire to make me happy?
MC: Oh my god so good! / huh maybe this is his life's calling / pffft look at him strutting like he's got this
(A) Bael: Of course, who do you think I am? Order up, one drink tower!
(B) Bael: I will claim aggravated assault with a bottle if I have to... but I suppose the thought makes sense. I am just that amazing. Now, one drink tower please!
(C) Bael: Bael: Of course I do. I am elite, therefore I can do anything well. One drink tower, boys!
Cheers are coming from up front!
Giant A: OMG the Entertainers are here!
Boogeyman: Yeeeahhh we're standing out a little too much I think.
Oscar: It's fine! They can't be that good if we outshine them after all.
Amduscias: Hi Barong we came to visit! ...what the hell are you wearing!?
Cipactli: I WANT MC
MC: The Entertainers!? Why!? / Aww thanks princess
(C) Cipactli: Oooh~
Amduscias: Wow this is nice! I should learn to do this for idol work!
Gorozaemon: Haha, we're here with the TSL C-Side thing too. Oh, but Boogeyman and I are doing something else with some other Entertainers.
Christine: We came to see Barong on our break. You guys got to him before I did.
Barong: Wait are you mad? Sorry, this is the summer stage for me this time!
Christine: Hehe, thank you for playing along. We can't stop whatever show you want to do.
Cipactli: Whatever, let's get a table so I can get MC already.
Oscar: Now now, what if I want MC?
Oscar has grabbed MC's hand while Cipactli has his tail around MC.
MC: yessss / let go dammit / (look to Boogeyman for help)
(C) The other Entertainers smile and do nothing.
Gorozaemon: Yooo Sarutahiko! Drink with me and show me your magic.
Boogeyman: Sarutahiko, Zhurong tells me about you sometimes. Maybe we'll come visit you at the bathhouse sometime.
Sarutahiko: Sure, whenever you want!
Sarutahiko seems competitive.
Boogeyman: (Why is he looking at me like that? Did Zhurong tell him about my freak?)
Barong: Okay, I'll be taking everyone else then. This way!
And so the Entertainers go sit with their chosen hosts.
Boogeyman: Ahh, this must be paradise.
Gorozaemon: I know right?
Sarutahiko: HOW IS THIS ANY DIFFERENT FROM A BATHHOUSE AGAIN!?
Sarutahiko is massaging Boogeyman and Gorozaemon.
Oscar: Hey look MC, my fruit plate order. Open up~!
Cipactli: Back off, MC's mine!
MC: Nooo fighting! / how did we get here / Let's do it together!
(C) Oscar and Cipactli start fighting!
Barong: You guys are so nice to come see me when you're all so busy. You cute kitties you!
Amduscias: Haha, look at me Senpai! I'm not a kitty when I'm this big.
Christine: We are all but specks of dust to our audience in the balcony seats.
Barong: I don't think that's what he meant, but it's nice how cool headed you are, Christine!
Barong kisses Christine's hand. Christine just smiles. Amduscias screams.
Christine: I'm enjoying things in my own manner. It's a new feeling being treated like this while not in character of some kind. But one question: how long are you going to keep cutting corners?
More noise at other tables!
Oscar: Yeah, why come all this way to do the same old thing?
Amduscias: Yeah, I wanna see your show! I even brought pen lights!
Barong: Welp, guess I have to now!
Later
Y'golonac: I know what ya like, baybee~!
Suddenly music!
Y'golonac: Wait what!?
Other part of club
Christine: Welcome to Fabulous Summer Host. Did you want fawning attention? And for some of you in that category...did you wonder if you were worth it?
Y'golonac: HOL' UP IS THIS A GODDAMN TAKEOVER???
Christine: Oops we overdid the helping the guild dancer. Okay, please take care of Barong, Night King.
Tsukuyomi: Whoa, heavy expectations. I'll do my best.
Tsukuyomi takes a mic. How long has it been since he did hype work? In his bar, it's for hyping up the other hosts so he's top class at it.
Tsukuyomi: Are you worth it, you say? Of course you all are, my fabulous guests! Did you want to feel it? Look at Barong!
Barong is up on a pole!
Barong: Welcome kitties! No touching during the show, but you can touch all you want when I'm off! Go ahead, stuff those tips under my strap! Make it rain even, but don't look away!
Barong winks and starts spinning! Sometimes he goes slow and sometimes he slides quick into a pose.
Mobs: OH MY GOD
MC: Wow! / (give tips)
So many tips flying! Barong keeps winking and blowing kisses until the crowd goes crazy! Then he gets down and points to someone.
Governor A: Aww I came all this way but I'm too chicken to get closer...
Barong is pointing at that guy.
Tsukuyomi: Wow, you're our lucky star today! Get up there!
Governor A: w-wait what
The crowds part and form a path!
Barong: Come on kitty, you ain't seen nothing yet!
Governor A walks up and kneels! He seems to have a halo???
Barong: Alright, keep watching until the end!
End of Episode part
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