Fabulous Summer Host Epilogue (Abridged)

Gabriel and Nyarlathotep: Radio show time!
Gabriel: Hey Nyarly, they're almost done with the summer event thing with the Tycoons!
Nyarlathotep: that was a thing?
Gabriel: Yes??? It's why we're doing this radio show! Well anyways they tallied all the sales and are annoucing the winner later. Who could it be?
Beach Bar
Y'golonac is staring into the distance.
MC: Good work, old man. Good times, but...
Y'golonac: Yeah I was worried about how I'd do with y'all at first, but we did good. Still dunno who won yet, but still. We did good.

Later
Hakumen: OHOHOHO, thank you all for coming! Thanks for making soooo much money!
It's the announcement ceremony!
Perun: Why are we doing all this? We obviously won.
Sarutahiko: Stop tempting fate!
Barong: Believe, Sarutahiko! Believe like I do!
MC: We'll be fine! / oof / I wonder how it'll go?
Tsukuyomi: We did out best, now we wait.
Y'golonac: Yeah, but I'm still gonna cry if we ain't winnin'!
Tetsugyuu: I can't go back emptyhanded after ev'ryone at school came to see us!
Shino: Neither can I! I must give all that I am and more for those pups!
MC: Don't cry, old man / You'll be fine, Tetsugyuu / NO SHINO DON'T DIE

Y'golonac: It cool. Like Tsukuyomi said, we did our best. Mosta us ain't even host before and we got this far!
The party nods.
MC: Nice, we can all be proud. / Praise me!
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(C) Y'golonac: Ya worked the hardest of us! Gwehe, do me next!
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Perun: Look, it's announcement time! We win, hahaha!
Hakumen: Okay, I'm reading the winner now. Drum roll!
Panning shot of so many people!
Hakumen: The winner is...ME!
Party: WHAT
MC: Wait, Hakumen had a project going!? ...I guess she would.
Hakumen: This event, rigged? Well I guess you'd doubt me, but it was actually a toss up a few days ago! The Fabulous Summer Host project really kicked in that second half, like wow.
The party didn't win. Cheers are happening elsewhere.

Y'golonac: W-we didn' win...?
Y'golonac is dissociating a little. Everyone else looks down too.
Perun: How about I buy off the winning team and win that way?
Okay everyone except Perun seems down. Perun picks up his phone.
Y'golonac: No wait stop! ...it sucks, but don' do that.
Perun seems ready to argue but rethinks it after looking at Y'golonac.
Perun: Huh, really? Why are you stopping me? Giving up your identity?
Y'golonac: ...naw. It's cuz I AM Y'golonac.
The cult leader Foreigner Y'golonac was the one who synched and possessed people. He'd never lose sight of his desires out of anyone.
Y'golonac: It ain't about me. It's about how we tried makin' our thang the best. We didn' win, but I know we won in the inside. Y'all the best!
MC: Y'golonac... / yeah, thanks guys / (still kinda salty)

Y'golonac: I think y'all number one, so be proud o' that!
Bael: That doesn't mean much from Kabukicho's number 2.
Y'golonac: WHAT I'll TAKE IT BACK I SWEAR
Bael: I kid. I also think it's significant we didn't actually win.
Y'golonac: Oh my god you changed??? Maybe ya oughta stop being the devil host!
Barong: Now girls, stop fighting. If we didn't make it to number one, that means we can keep going on. but you two are already number one to me!
MC: what about me? / stop flirting dammit / what does number one mean anymore
(A) Barong: (whispers) Super number one!

Sarutahiko: Still...maybe we coulda done something?
Y'golonac: Stop bringin' the mood back down!
Sarutahiko: I can't help it, I keep thinking when it drags out like this.
Y'golonac: Stop, ya makin' me saaaad! Waaaah, MC hug meeee! (glomp)
Barong: Wait, me too!
Tetsugyuu: Me three?
Shino: ...Lord MC I would appreciate some attention as well.
Hug time!
Tsukuyomi: I still think you all shone, even if we didn't win.
Tsukuyomi thinks this is hilarious and trying to hide his laughing.
Sarutahiko: Waaah, MC pat me on the back!
Barong: I'm sad too!
MC: this is getting awkward / (hug everyone) / You're not getting in on this, Bael?
(AB) Y'golonac: Aww Bael, not gonna jump in? Gwehehe.
(C) Y'golonac: Meh, leave Mr. I'm Not Telling Anyone How I Feel alone, gwehehehe.

Bael: Okay FINE! Yes, I'm mad. Happy!?
Bael jumps into the pity party too.
Y'golonac: Wow, I actually thought you was gonna go "I'm too important to stoop to that."
Bael: I do my best when going for number one in anything! How DARE we lose!
MC: mmm, side perks / aww... / help I'm boiling alive
Hey look it's Ophion.
Ophion: Stop that crying this instant, Y'golonac!
Y'golonac: wait why are ya suddenly here with all the other Tycoons
Ophion: So you didn't hear. Fine, I shall let this slide. Let's repeat this for them, Hakumen. You said there's prizes for people besides the number one winner?
Hakumen: Correct. I thought you were informed the main point of this event wasn't to be number one. It was to make my resort even better! And now we're good as that resort over in Edogawa, hohoho! Since everyone did so well, everyone's a winner! And as the resort owner, I'm here to present your prize!

The party is too surprised to react much, so a suit drags Y'golonac up on stage.
Ophion: Give it to him, Hakumen. He's my representative.
Hakumen: Maybe you should give it then. (hands Ophion a certificate)
Ophion: Ahem. Congratulations on giving so many people a fabulous time this summer! Your thoughts, Y'golonac?
Y'golonac: It's kinda weird getting an award when we didn't actually come out as number one.
Ophion: What kind of ruler would say that? Do you not hear the people's cheering?
Mobs: YOU'RE SO COOL / i wanna sniff your pits!
Ophion: Do you still believe this award to be worthless? (laughs in proud dragon)
Y'golonac: ...nah. That's what we accomplished this summer.
Ophion: No need to thank me. I got to see my WIIIIFE in a host suit!
Y'golonac: Man do you ever NOT talk 'bout yo wife?

More special prizes given in the meantime!
Y'golonac: why were we competin' so hard if it came to this
Ophion: Trying hard pushes you that much more. Every project gained its fans, and it pushed you all into the spotlight.
Y'golonac is touched as he looks at the party and at the fans in the crowd. Both are places where he belongs.
Ophion: I called you up because it was fitting you be rewarded.
Y'golonac: Aww, thanks! I'mma treat you to my heart attack ramen bowl one o' these days!
Special prize handouts done. Hakumen pics up her mic again.
Hakumen: Okay, can everyone hear me? Let's start with the Fabulous Summer Host group. How was the event?
Y'golonac: It was awesome! Thanks babies! I also wanna thank--
Perun: You are boring the people! I'LL get on the mic now! (steals mic)

Perun: I am the number one emperor host, and I will sing you one last song! Now lend your ears and be ready to cry in joy!
Mobs: YEAAAAHHHH / noooo, king! / i wanna lick your feet!
Bael: Perun, stop being shameful!
Perun: But the people want to hear me sing! We can do a duet!
Mobs: YEAAAAHHH BAEL / look evil! / I wanna touch your tail!
Bael: !?
Bael: Well I suppose I must then. You too, MC.
MC: Yeah! / can I just not / (wave to the crowd)
Shino: Do I really need to stand in front of such a crowd...?
Bael: Look sharp, mad dog.
Barong: Tsukuyomi, we should get up too!
Tsukuyomi: Well I suppose so.
Sarutahiko: Oof, I'm getting cold feet.
Tetsugyuu: Heh, wanna hide behind me?
Everyone gets on stage and the cheering intensifies! Apparently Amaterasu is out there. And maybe Sarutahiko's boss? Someone's boss anyways.
Y'golonac: Y'all here? One last song! ...oh wait, I know! Gotta give the babies a show!
Sarutahiko: NO WAIT STOP
Y'golonac: Purge button, goooo!

Later
MC: That was fun / I wanna sing more / (stare out at sea)
Y'golonac: Kinda sad it's over, but we gotta get back to things.
Y'golonac and MC are sitting on the beach. A voice comes from the beach bar!
Barong: Hey you guys! They're ready for the afterparty!
Y'golonac: Be right there! Come on, lesgo baby. (holds out hand)
MC: You're not gonna bite me with that, are you...? / (grab his hand) / No, you already call other people baby!
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(A) Y'golonac: Gwehehe, ya better watch out if ya ain't cool with that.
(C) Y'golonac: Hehe, sharp. So whaddya wanna be called then?
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Y'golonac and MC stand up. Y'golonac brushes some sand off MC, and then both head over to the beach bar.

Later
Sarutahiko: Cool, we're all here! Now, cheers!
Everyone toasts.
Bael: So MC, would you like some BBQ? I can grill it!
Barong: Whoa! I want some of that meat then!
Bael smacks Barong's hand!
Bael: That one isn't perfectly ready yet.
MC: (ask Bael to grill something) / spoilsport! / Aww, chill!
Bael: Have some standards like you do on the job, Barong. I know when it's ready.
Barong: Oh my god you're right!
Y'golonac: Bael stop messin' with the poor baby. It's all the same goin' down!
Barong: What? Ruuuude.

Meanwhile...
Perun: MC, come over here! Sarutahiko, you too! We shall provide background music!
Sarutahiko: Ain't that the set piece? I thought you hated it.
Perun: Barong begged me, so I learned it out of imperial grace! I shall even dance!
Sarutahiko: Aren't you the one who says only clowns dance? Whatever, I'm in!
The afterparty's starting! And now here come the Outlaws!
Y'golonac: Y'all took yer sweet ass time! Welcome to mah summer castle!
MC: Hey, welcome to Fabulous Summer Host! Great seeing you!
Tetsuya: Hey MC, nobody tried anything funny to you did they? No need to stab a bitch?
Gyoubu: Shino, Tetsugyuu, how have you two held up doing something different?
Tetsugyuu: It's been fun, and we made it somehow. How about I host you?
Gyoubu: Okay. Shino, aren't you going to host me too?
Shino: Fine, I'll show you!
Marchosias: I apologize for not making it earlier.
Bael: It's fine. If you came earlier, I'd have assumed things were an even bigger farce than it had been. Are you planning on selecting me? I have very high prices, you know.

Suzuka and Ibaraki look pissed as they go to Y'golonac.
Ibaraki: There you are, bitch! I heard what you did!
Suzuka: Gangsters take care of their own, one way or another. Maybe we should eat you.
Y'golonac: Noooo, I'm the bad kinda fat, y'all!
Tsukuyomi: Now now, Y'golonac worked hard. How about some appreciation?
Ibaraki: Oh right, I heard you actually worked in the daytime. You dumped all that work on us, King Dick!
Tsukuyomi nonverbally goes oof and looks to Y'golonac for help.
Y'golonac: Whaddya lookin' at me for? I can't argue 'gainst that.
Tsukuyomi: Aww, but I had to try so hard too!
Ellie: So did we, back home.
Suzuka: You really took to it when you tried, even when you decided to do it for funsies.
Ellie: Thanks Suzuka. Oh wait, Eboshi. This code name thing's annoying. Oh well, I'll do it again if I feel like it. So how'd you do MC?
MC: It was awesome! / Good times. / can I lie down yet
(AB) Ellie: That's good then.

Ellie: Good job guys.
The rest of the Outlaws give their congrats too.
Y'golonac: Whoo, that's all done with. BBQ time!
Ophion: Hello Y'golonac. Go eat your fill at this banquet tonight.
Y'golonac: Whoa, you here too?
Ophion: Of course. It is the duty of those who stand above to recognize the efforts of those below. And now that you have shown me the value of my WIIIIFE in a host suit...
Y'golonac: ...wAIT.
Ophion: Yes! We shall do the Fabulous Autumn Host next!
Y'golonac: I know y'all can do whatever, but maybe you oughta NOT be taken over by your desires???
Ophion: That sounds perfect! I shall put my WIIIIFE in all the outfits!
Y'golonac: You gonna get yerself hurt one o' these days, I'm tellin' ya! Also I'm feelin' a lil sad now, so maybe I'll go talk to everyone else.

Later
Bael: What do you MEAN we're continuing onto the next season!? I have lawyer work to do! ...but okay, I suppose I can play along some more if you need me that much. Heh.
Later
Sarutahiko: WHAT? I mean, cool but...I can bail out? Don't be like that, I'm in! Hehehe...
Later
Y'golonac: Okay, that everyone? If we're goin' bigger we gonna need...
Perun: FOOL! You forgot me!
Barong: And me!
Y'golonac: Can y'all just not scream in my ears? I already counted ya since I knew you'd come even if I didn't say anything.
MC: Nice, we're all together again. Should we ask more people to join?

Barong: How about I get a dance lined up?
Perun: Hahaha, I shall practice my singing then!
Sarutahiko: Hmm, I wonder if the bathhouse will be okay with me going again.
Bael: This time, I'll make those nosy demons work for ME!
Tsukuyomi: Sorry to interrupt, but aren't you guys forgetting something? We were competing for the summer event, but we also need to see who did best on the one-on-one hosting.
Last match for the Fabulous Summer Host, at the afterparty! Time to see who will win!
Y'golonac: Get ready to lose, Tsukuyomi. We got an extra member, so we can't be losin' now!
Tsukuyomi: Good luck pulling the trophy out of my hands.
Bael: Would you like to turn this into a bet? Winners get to order the losers to do one thing.
Perun: Sounds good, but I'm missing out if I'm on the same team as MC!
Sarutahiko: Damn, you ALREADY think you've won!?
Shino: (blushes)
Tetsugyuu: You're thinking it's fine if you're with or against MC, weren't you?
Shino: N-NO!? No impure thoughts here!
Barong: Awesome! MC, you think you're gonna win?
MC: Yep! / Not really... / Maybe we can split it?
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(A) Y'golonac: Nice!
(B) Bael: Now now, did you forget all that money you made off the World Representatives?
(C) Sarutahiko: Sounds nice!
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The summer evening arrives, when hosts bring their special services. If they made you happy, tell them how fabulous they were. And one day, maybe the Odaiba hosts will come again to bring you these dreams...
The End