El Dorado Treasure Hunt Episode 1 (Abridged)

One day at school
MC: Ugh, time for the next class soon. Where's my notebook? (reaches inside desk)
Tezcatlipoca: BRRRROTHER! Easy on the goods, yes?
MC: I pretend I do not hear.
Tezcatlipoca: (pops head out of desk) Hello!
MC: AAAAAA
Tezcatlipoca: I came to see you, BRRRROTHER! This feels like old times where I--
Like five minutes later
Tezcatlipoca: Oh right, I came to talk to you about something else. I want to get presents for my subordinates but I need money.
MC: But aren't you an army general?
Tezcatlipoca: Yes, but those are war funds, not personal money.

Mononobe walks in.
Mononobe: MC, why are you staring at your desk? Did you bring a game console to class?
MC: uhhh
Mononobe: Show me.
Mononobe: ...I didn't know you like dolls that much.
MC: uhhh, yep!
Tezcatlipoca: Bluff success! ...oops.
MC: UHHHHH
Mononobe: ...I don't know what's going on but I'll let this go just this once. Time for class.

After school
MC is carrying Tezcatlipoca down the street
Tezcatlipoca: Where are we going?
MC: I sorta maybe know someone who might have an idea of how we can get money.
Girl A: Aww, look at the cute doll!
Girl B: Yeah, I wonder where they sell them?
Tezcatlipoca: Yes! Bask in my cuteness! (waves)
Girls: (SCREAMIN)
Tezcatlipoca: Hey look a cafe, let's get something together.
MC: Maybe next time, we're at the place.
Tezcatlipoca: Already!? But I wanted to spend more time with you!

Outside Nomad's office
Tezcatlipoca: I hear voices inside. Let's check it out.
Inside
Tanetomo: I heard you're that desperate lackey who'll do anything for money, but you're turning us down? Shame if something happened like my entourage stomping you to the ground.
Tiger Man: (head empty)
Yasuyori and Shennong: !?
Nomad: Bring it!
MC: omgwat
Nomad: Good timing, MC! Help me kick these Kevins out!

Tanetomo: Oh, what a surprise to see you here Sir.
Tezcatlipoca: MC brought me here.
MC: Let's all calm down! Also Nomad, you know any ways to get some money?
Nomad: ...do I LOOK like I have that kinda time on m--
Everyone stares at Nomad.
Nomad: ...maybe there is something. Andvari was asking me the other day about helping him find some treasure from El Dorado.
Tezcatlipoca: Interesting! Never heard of anything like that before! Groupie #1, have you?
Tiger Man: No, Señor!
Nomad: I am so glad I dipped out on that job.

Tezcatlipoca: Now now, it's still possible it exists and I just never heard about it. We should look into it together!
Tanetomo: Sir, is this what I think it is?
Tezcatlipoca: Indeed! Team building, and getting money for presents that aren't literally yourselves!
Tiger Man: Hooray, I'm in!
Yasuyori: But don't we have work?
Tiger Man: Aww...

Tanetomo: ...actually it should be fine.
Yasuyori: Really? Oh okay then.
Tanetomo: Let's make it a two man team contest! With MC, we'll have six people!
Yasuyori: So how do we pair up?
Tanetomo: You go with me, chore boy.
Yasuyori: Yessir!
Tiger Man: Then I'll pair with--
Shennong: ME. Doctor's orders, you'll run yourself to the bone otherwise.
Tiger Man: Aww...
Tezcatlipoca: That leaves you and me, BRRRROTHER! We're on the same side instead of against each other for once! ...hmm, feels weird.
Nomad: Yeah yeah yeah, now get out.
And so the treasure hunt begins.
End of Episode