Carbuncle: Dude why are you playing aerial soccer in a volleyball game!?
Ixbalanque: Because I can.
Tu'er Shen: Nice, man!
Carbuncle: UGGGH! Gargoyle, pass me the ball!
Gargoyle passes the ball! Carbuncle spikes!
Tu'er Shen: Too bad for you, I jump higher.
Smack!
Taurus Mask: Oh my god, total shutout!
Bathym: Wow, I wasn't expecting anyone else to have footwork as good as me here! Looks like Team Southern Tokyo is winning this one!
Taurus Mask: Carbuncle's the weak link here, yeah.
Pow, Tu'er Shen scores again! Team Southern Tokyo has been curbstomping Gargoyle and Carbuncle the past 10 games now.
Carbuncle: Goddammit, I'm dragging us down!
Gargoyle: Calm down. We should change tactics if you suck at jumping. I shall set, and you spike.
Carbuncle: But they have Future Vision!
Gargoyle: I'll figure something out with my beefiness. Now here's the plan...
Quick strategy meeting before Gargoyle and Carbuncle come back.
Tu'er Shen: Wait, that's really your plan?
Carbuncle is hanging off Gargoyle's back!
Gargoyle: Kick off of me to get higher than Rabbit Boy over there.
Carbuncle: ...okay, let's do it.
Tu'er Shen serves! Gargoyle bumps it!
Gargoyle: Go!
Carbuncle: AAAAAA
Gargoyle boosts Carbuncle up! Carbuncle Meteor Spikes the ball!
Taurus Mask: Oh my god they actually scored! Are they gonna turn it around!?
Bathym: They still haven't managed to stop Ixbalanque's kick spike though.
Ixbalanque: Yep. Speaking of, heads up!
Ixbalanque kicks the ball! ...he misses!
Gargoyle: Noble Phantasm activate! Self-Modification!
Gargoyle gigantifies himself to block the ball!
Ixbalanque: Ref, I call bullshit.
Gargoyle: No it's not.
Gargoyle and Carbuncle start winning perfect games too!
Ixbalanque: Okay well played, dude. What now then?
Tu'er Shen: It's cool, now we just have to strategize now! Plus he's only pulling this now instead of from the beginning, right?
Ixbalanque: So, he can't do it all the time then?
Tu'er Shen: Yeah maybe. Let's keep our eyes out.
Tu'er Shen's eye starts glowing.
Party Waiting Room
Girimekhala: Yes, we're so gonna win!
Otohime: No, they've figured out Gargoyle can't keep this up forever.
Aegir: You know how it works?
Otohime: Same setup. Tu'er Shen has noticed too.
Aegir: Yeah, he's totally stalling.
Chernobog: What?
MC: I mean he hasn't bailed yet... good luck you two!
Arena
Gargoyle: Noble Phantasm activate!
Gargoyle misses a block!
Tu'er Shen: Cool, we made it.
Carbuncle: Gargoyle, what!?
Gargoyle: Damn, they noticed. People are going to find out!
Gargoyle has a flashback of Otohime last round.
Gargoyle: Well I can't just bail after her performance.
Determined, shrinking Gargoyle.
Chibi Gargoyle: Okay, I can still stretch it a little more! Carbuncle, go!
Carbuncle: But you'll go chibi if you--
Taurus Mask: Oh wow, Gargoyle turned into a cute little chibi thing!
Bathym: Oh, is that why he bailed out in his wrestling match earlier?
The crowd starts cooing over Chibi Gargoyle!
Chibi Gargoyle: NOOOO I'm supposed to be big and cool, not little and cute!
Carbuncle: (hugs Gargoyle) Too late, Father. Actually you're kinda--
Chibi Gargoyle: NOOOO, MY BEEFY ENERGY
Carbuncle: wait are you serious about that
Tu'er Shen: So like, can we get back to the game?
Chibi Gargoyle: It's all you now, Carbuncle! We're sticking it out!
Tu'er Shen: Pffft, you can't play like that.
Sonic Serve!
Carbuncle: (I gotta hit it, no matter how uncool I'll look!)
Carbuncle barely manages!
Tu'er Shen: Oh okay. Still, not like you can get it past me this tim--
Chibi Gargoyle: Watch me! METEOOOR TAIL SPIKE!
Thunk! Point to Gargoyle and Carbuncle!
Chibi Gargoyle: Haha! Nice hit, Carbuncle!
Carbuncle: Yes, we can do it!
Dramatic down to the line gameplay!
Ixbalanque: This ends it! Meteor Kick!
Chibi Gargoyle: My time has come! Noble Phantasm activate!
Gargoyle uses the last of his energy to gigantify his hand!
Ixbalanque: What!?
Score!
Carbuncle: Nice, Gargoyle! We'd totally have lost if you didn't bounce that back!
Chibi Gargoyle: Stop hugging me! And now I really am out of energy.
Carbuncle: Where do you even get it?
Chibi Gargoyle: Faith in my perfect body. Actually, wait! Start singing my praises, Carbuncle!
Carbuncle: Not in front of all these people!
Chibi Gargoyle: Abandon your shame! Don't you want to win?
Carbuncle: DAMMIT I'LL SHOVE YOU INTO A FURNACE IF WE STILL LOSE AFTER THIS
Carbuncle inhales.
Carbuncle: Praise be~
Chibi Gargoyle: Yes, YES! I feel the energy filling me! Sing about how hot and beautiful I am!
Carbuncle: I guess you can look cool if you keep your mouth shut...
Chibi Gargoyle: Pffft, is that all? I can't--
Carbuncle: FINE! You're hot and hunky! Happy!?
Chibi Gargoyle: Yessss
Ixbalanque: ...you guys do know this game hasn't actually ended yet, right?
Chibi Gargoyle: And now I am ready to kick your ass now that I'm charged up!
Carbuncle serves! Tu'er Shen sets! Ixbalanque jumps up!
Ixbalanque: Bring it!
Pow!
Chibi Gargoyle: I can block anything!
Chibi Gargoyle changes back to regular Gargoyle!
Gargoyle: Get on my back, Carbuncle!
Carbuncle does so! Gargoyle launches him like a catapult!
Carbuncle: YEEEEAAAAHHH
Meteor Spike! Game set!
Carbuncle: Oh my god we actually won! Gar--
Gargoyle's gone.
Carbuncle: WAIT WHAT
Later
Chibi Gargoyle: Waaah, my chibi form was seen in public!
MC: Aww, poor baby / cute / you were so cool
---
(A) Chibi Gargoyle: O-oh, this isn't so...no wait, I must get back to normal!
(B) Chibi Gargoyle: S-stop looking at me like that! I must return to normal!
(C) Chibi Gargoyle: O-oh, well you have good taste! Would you like a special fan appreciation day later!?
---
Otohime: Are you sure about this? I mean it's public knowledge now, but still.
Chibi Gargoyle: Don't you give me that! You gave it your all, so I'm obliged to do so as well.
Carbuncle walks in.
Carbuncle: There you are! Also Otohime, are you okay!?
Otohime: Yes, but I'll need to rest.
Carbuncle: Well yeah! We were so worried about you!
Otohime: I apologize. I wanted to win with everyone...
Carbuncle: I know, thanks. But we'd be sad if you blew yourself up to do that.
Otohime: Understood.
Chibi Gargoyle: Reminder, I tried to stop you.
Otohime: My apologies. I'm more stubborn than I realize.
The other games are playing on screen. They're just about done.
Arena
Tanetomo: Well played, Yasuyori.
Yasuyori: It's all thanks to your strategy.
Ashigara: Get a room, traitor!
Yasuyori: B-but we aren't flirting or anything!
Tanetomo: Oh why not? They know all about us, don't they?
Ashigara: (GASP!) LEWD!
Durga: Senpai, focus! We're still in a game!
Ashigara falls for Tanetomo's distraction! Team Army Prison pulls ahead!
Some other game
Ikutoshi: We win. Guess you did your best.
Kagutsuchi: I'm sorry, Juugo-senpai...
Juugo: It's okay, we just need to get better. Shiva might have a fit though.
Pollux: Ikutoshi, were you trying to flex on Kagutsuchi?
Ikutoshi: N-no, it's just Bathym egging me on with his commentary.
Team Bukuro wins!
And in Team Shinjuku vs. Team Eastern Tokyo...
Amaterasu: (drops ball) ...wait, is that how this works?
Horus: Um, what are you doing?
Tsukuyomi: Aww, too much exercise for my shut in sister? Maybe you should give up now.
Amaterasu: B-but I always wanted to do the sports festival with my family. I even tried making honey lemons.
Amaterasu has bandages on her fingers. She must've cut herself a lot.
Tsukuyomi: Ah. We may be on different teams, but I still support you.
Amaterasu: I hope you do well too.
Shirou: This is awkward. But I still want to press our advantage for MC.
Tsukuyomi: Eh, relax. We can win this easily enough. Maybe try having some fun with it.
Team Shinjuku wins! Now onto the ranking updates!
Taurus Mask: Round's over! 1st place... Team Carbuncle with 34 points!
Bathym: Damn, we gotta catch up.
Taurus Mask: 2nd, 3rd, and 4th places are still the same! Intermission time soon!
Bathym: Check out the stands for some cool food!
They got stands and food trucks lined up!
Chouji: I'm selling makunouchi bento boxes! Also kids' options!
Inari: Shokado bento boxes for your Japanese seafood and sushi needs!
Cooking rivals!
Nisroch: Ahh, competition. Anyways I have Hell's Hotpot bento boxes!
Later
Carbuncle: Ooh, empty picnic spot!
Lunch time with the party!
Otohime: I made bento boxes for everyone with Lord Chernobog.
Chernobog: It was...fun.
Fancy five stack lunch box.
MC: ooh / I helped! / is everything going to spill out...?
Aegir: Daaaamn, thick rice roll made to look like me?
Carbuncle: And it has a gem inside!?
Otohime: Candied sweet potato. And yes I patterned it after you.
Carbuncle: Aww, thanks!
Otohime: I'm pleased you like it. Thank you for your help, Lord Chernobog.
Girimekhala: Hey look, the hamburger looks like me!
Otohime: The bread buns has charcoal in it.
MC: Awesome / look at what I did!
(C) Otohime: Yes, thank you for helping it get so fancy MC. The meatballs and tomatoes on a stick were based off your sword.
Chernobog: My brave, please try the weiner sausages I made.
Gargoyle: Heh, I made lunch too. I might even be convinced to share some.
Gargoyle has bamboo wrapped riceballs and a water canteen.
Carbuncle: You made riceballs? Something's up...
Gargoyle: I made protein soup and iron balls!
Carbuncle: INEDIBLE!
Gargoyle: Weakling. I'm just built different. (crunch)
Chernobog: Come, let us all eat.
Carbuncle: Yeah. Thanks to Otohime we're way in the lead! Let's keep it up!
Party: Yeah!
Things are looking good! Shame if things start going awry...
Elsewhere
Bathym: Dang, Team Carbuncle's 15 points ahead. Maybe we ought to stop playing around.
Snow: Maybe it's time to call in our secret weapon? Also, what are you eating, Bathym?
Bathym: Hell's Hotpot.
Snow: Interesting. May I try some later?
And at another team...
Tanetomo: So, we're last at 17 points. Anything to say, General?
Tezcatlipoca: Why am I here instead of having lunch with BRRRROTHER!?
Tanetomo: Not until we get an explanation on why you and Balor have managed to perform the worst of all World Reps present.
Yasuyori: didn't we also do worst on the volleyball game uh, nothing!
Balor: Is the meeting done yet? I need to have lunch with my grandson! Oh, are we calling in our secret weapon now? I guess it's time to blow up the sports fest!
End of Episode
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