One show filming for Magical Girl Snegurochka at the theme park...
Jack Frost: Oh no! Snegurochka is losing and I'm not strong enough to help her alone!
Excited audience!
Jack Frost: I sense magical girl power! Quick, start cheering everybody!
Kids: Snegurochka, go!
Beams shine on Snegurochka!
Snegurochka: I feel the power!
Frosty: Quick, get him!
Snegurochka: Okay Big Brother Frosty!
New season's a big hit!
One spring night, Jack Frost goes out to spray paint a mural of a magical girl all beat up.
Snegurochka: Wait, is this me? Isn't this too hardcore?
Jack: It's cool. I gotta get back at you for all your shit too.
Snegurochka: You are ruining the magical girl magic here.
Jack: That's me, Mystery Realist Tagger X and my gritty ass visions.
Jack gives Snegurochka a penlight.
Jack: But yeah, I promised I'd paint you. The light and dark of a magical girl and what the light shows.
Snegurochka shines the light on the mural, showing a happy girl with treats and everything she wants!
Snegurochka: Wait, isn't that...all of us?
Jack: Not bad, huh? ...you ever hear that there's parts of the world with the seasons reversed outside Tokyo? Then we wouldn't have needed to jump all these hoops.
Snegurochka: Is that your new dream? ...will you draw a new picture if I make it come true?
Jack: ...sure, I promise.
Jack signs the mural with J.
Jack: Okay, what next?
Snegurochka: Let's do something with everyone! How about we go thank all the people who helped us?
Ueno
Alp: Can you just not, like seriously?
Fenrir: There is nothing to stop because I am clearly not upset I didn't go to the theme park.
Cu Sith: I went later too, and the theme park is great!
Fenrir: Your death wish can be arranged!
Leib: Oh my god calm down, you can come with us.
Pazuzu: I can take you whenever! How about we check our calendars?
Hastur: No need for that!
Dramatic Hastur entrance!
Hastur: Come, behold my castle at the theme park!
Hastur gives out tickets!
Hastur: Job perks. Everybody can visit.
Alp: Yay!
Fenrir: Very well, I shall grace your halls with my twilight.
Hastur snorts. Pazuzu and Leib are surprised!
Pazuzu: Aww, he's changed!
Leib: WHO IS HE AND WHAT HAPPENED TO HASTUR
Nakano
Loud cheering as Teda and celebrities meet Koropokkur!
Teda: That's right people, pay attention to me!
Koropokkur: Godsdammit, I had to TALK to people because you took your sweet ass time getting here!
Teda: Haha, why are you dressed like an astronaut?
Koropokkur: Kiss my pasty white butt, I'm just here to say thanks for helping with Snegurochka.
Koropokkur throws a ticket at Teda.
Koropokkur: There, we're even now.
Teda: Hello, you banned me from your little theme park?
Koropokkur: And now we're even after you pulled TV strings.
Teda: That's it? Aww, you like me~? It's okay, you can be my escort then!
Koropokkur: Don't think I won't ban you again!
Shinjuku
Tianzun: Ha ha ha, I'm gonna win Zhurong!
Zhurong: Not so fast! Because I am a superhero of JUSTICE!
Quantum: Pffft. You're such a kid.
Boogeyman: I'm sorry Zhurong bugged you to play with him.
Tianzun: It's cool! I wanted to thank you all for the other day. Zhurong, didn't you write about Magical Girl Snegurochka Season 2 in your school newspaper?
Zhurong: Yeah I tried really hard with my senpais! And I wrote letters to the TV station!
Tianzun: Aww, how nice. You helped Snegurochka a lot, so she sent tickets as a thank you present!
Zhurong: Yay!
Tianzun: Okay, job done. Now where's MC?
Some server farm
Isaac: All these tickets for me?
Yoshito: Yes, for all your tech help which saved our friends. And the VR tech that made a new popular spot at the theme park. Thank you. I've made sure there's plenty of things to entertain you and not push you too hard.
Turing: Soooo, tell me good chap. How much interaction does Frosty give customers? Just pictures? Will he fancy a chat and tea?
Yoshito: ...I did not expect you to care so much.
Isaac: Thanks for the tickets. You should invite who you want too.
Yoshito: (blushes)
Some safehouse
Tanetomo: Wow, you actually asked us to come meet, Yoshito?
Yoshito: Right, I wanted to show you the model Hakkenshi marching band toys.
Moritaka: Are these the ones you claimed MC want--hey, look at me!
Yoshito: Oh you were very popular with the children, Moritaka.
click
Puppet marching band!
Yoshito: Showtime!
Masanori: Hmm, awkward yet strangely flattering seeing my modeled doll.
Nobumichi: Mine looks just like me!
Moritaka: Oh. It's rather cu--(gasp!)
Yoshito: So you agree that you're cute?
Moritaka: I'll never live this down!
Masashi: Oh, you think you're cute? Well I definitely am since Mother loves me!
Yasuyori: U-um...did MC say anything about ~~my~~ our dolls?
Tadatomo: Clearly they liked mine the best!
Argument time!
Shino: (slam) SILENCE, MUTTS! What is this rumpus, anyway!?
Tanetomo: Yoshito made dolls of us.
Shino: ...where's mine?
Yoshito: ...I was afraid you'd behead me if I made one.
Shino: I see. Would I have been dressed similarly?
Moritaka: (Wow he's actually sad he's not included?)
Tanetomo: (I suppose he's feeling familialy estranged.)
Yoshito: I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to react this way. I'll make one later.
Tanetomo: So, why else did you call all of us here?
Yoshito: Oh, yes.
Tickets for everyone!
Yoshito: Maybe we can all go together next time?
Shocked Hakkenshi and Shino!
Shino: I-I suppose I can.
Nobumichi: Wow, you're actually asking the rest of us too?
Yoshito: You never know how long things last.
Nobumichi pets Yoshito.
Shinjuku
Ryouta: Oh my god, we can all go!?
MC: A thank you for helping with the Santa stuff. Let's all go on our next break.
Touji: Are you sure? We didn't really help...
Kengo: Might as well go!
Shirou: Right. What about Moritaka?
MC: Yoshito's inviting him. We can go with him another time.
Ryouta: Yay, let's make plans!
Kengo: Can't we just do whatever?
Ryouta: No, we have to optimize efficiency!
Shirou: Hey, we have enough tickets to bring Agyou and everyone else too.
Suddenly!
Tianzun: Bwahaha! MC is mine!
Shocked gang!
MC: HELP / Why are you here!? / 'kay, see ya guys tomorrow!
And so Tianzun runs off with MC.
Theme park
Hastur: Okay finally you're here, MC.
Yoshito: Tianzun, couldn't you have been more gentle?
Tianzun: We're gonna be riding stuff! What's the point?
MC: Hey guys! / Were you in the middle of something? / Aww, you were waiting for me?
Snegurochka: Um, I want to give you all something.
Koropokkur: It's only for you guys so you better appreciate it!
Lifetime passes for everyone!
Jack Frost: Come on over. A school day theme park trip's kinda cool.
MC: Wow, thanks!
Snegurochka: I'm glad you like it. Now let's go!
Hastur: Heh, fine. That lonely bear wants us to come visit so badly.
Yoshito: You even signed these for us. Oh, can I get one for Moritaka? I'll work for it.
Jack Frost: OH MY GOD SHUT UP
Snegurochka: Hey, let's go make our next plans! The mountains sound fun!
Tianzun: Ohh, I can think of tons of events to go to!
Koropokkur: Nice! Tianzun, I'm freezing your ass if you take us anywhere funny.
Tianzun: Oh you~. Love and peace, everybody!
Koropokkur: Hey, this is me being nice.
And so the party joins the crowds of the theme park, and the legend of the magical girl lives on past winter.
The End
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