Boy A: Yay, cute doggie beans!
Robo Moritaka: Beep boop, I am not a dog.
Girl B: Ooh, fluffy tummy!
Well Robo Moritaka seems to be popular.
Yoshito: Ah yes, but of course children like Moritaka. (*Delusional thought)
Tianzun: Yeah, so many kids say he's cute! You might win!
Team Frosty seems fine.
Koropokkur: Damn he's not doing that bad actually. Maybe he'll beat you.
Jack Frost: Pfffft, I haven't been Frosty all this time for nothing. Watch me!
Jack walks up to some children.
Jack Frost: Hee ho kids, want a picture with me? Whoa, a phone case of me? Thanks!
Girl B: Frosty, sign my T-shirt!
Happy kids.
Koropokkur: ...I've been watching you for forever now.
New cheering!
Boy C: Wow, the Little Prince!
Hastur: WHAT? Stay back!
Boy D: Can we take pictures with you?
Tianzun: Me? Sure!
Children are crowding Hastur and Tianzun now!
Koropokkur: Well this is cool too!
Children approach Koropokkur too.
Koropokkur: Wait you want pictures with me? I'm helping Frosty right no--OKAY OKAY GEEZ. Just don't put it on Twitter, okay?
Children approach Yoshito too!
Yoshito: Nex--wait me too?
Boy E: Yeah, pictures please?
Yoshito: Maybe you should ask someone else? ...I mean, you can if you want.
MC: Take the picture! I'll hold the camera. / You're cute, Yoshito!
(AB) Yoshito: ...well okay Master. I don't smile very well.
(C) Yoshito: M-Master, that's not something you can just say to people besides Moritaka!
click
Boy E: Yay, thank you!
Boy E runs off. Yoshito smiles.
MC: Good for you / Nice smile / He sure seemed happy
---
(A) Yoshito: Is it? Maybe he'll wish he took a picture of Moritaka instead...but I'm a little happy he enjoyed it.
(B) Yoshito: O-oh, I'm smiling? Well it was nice to see him so happy.
(C) Yoshito: Yes. So am I, strangely enough.
---
Yoshito: I think I understand a bit why Frosty is here.
Snegurochka enjoys how the rest of the party is drawn into the popularity contest.
Snegurochka: Oh! Maybe I can use some of this for the Santa Sendoff!
Time's up!
Jack Frost: ...okay I win. No more running your fat mouth if you know what's up.
Snegurochka: Jackie, you can't say that about his dream!
Yoshito: No, I lost. Frosty and the children showed me I underestimated things.
Jack: Uh. W-well as long as you get it!
Yoshito: You like making children so you act as Frosty, correct? Of course I didn't win since I only thought about Moritaka.
Snegurochka gets mad for some reason.
Snegurochka: Jackie, no gloating!
Jack: Who peed in your frosted flakes this morning!?
Yoshito: Make no mistake Jack, it was me who lost this time. Not Moritaka! Everyone will understand his glory in time! Thank you Snegurochka for helping me get closer to realizing my dreams. Viva la revolución Moritaka!
Snegurochka: I'm glad you feel better.
Jack Frost: What? It's your fault I had to suffer through this nonsense!
Snegurochka: Noooo not the noogies again! Besides, you can be Frosty like usual in front of everyone now. Tee hee, you've grown.
Yoshito: Ah, you were using me? I was surprised Jack agreed to engage at all.
Snegurochka: No I actually thought it'd help your dream! Jackie talks about children the way you do about Moritaka.
Yoshito: I was kidding. Thank you.
Jack: First Hastur and now him? What kinda guy do you take me for, Snegurochka?
MC: Hmm, makes sense... / Yeah he's an even bigger downer
Tianzun: Hastur seems to like being surrounded by kids.
Hastur: Silence, fool! I was tired of trying to not unwittingly crush them to paste!
Koropokkur: Don't you people have an event to plan?
Snegurochka: Oh, right! So I have an idea now and--
Moritaka: (runs in) YOSHITO WHAT IS THIS
Yoshito: M-Moritaka! Why are you here!? ...if you are here to kill me then I shall have no regrets.
Moritaka: What are you talking about!? What is that giant version of me and why is it here!?
Tanetomo: Why is any of this a surprise to you, Moritaka?
Masanori: Greetings Yoshito and MC. You look nice in those clothes.
MC: WHAT / why are you two here? / (hmmmm)
Snegurochka: Wow, the real Moritaka! It's like I've known you forever ago.
Moritaka: Oh, hello I am Moritaka. I apologize for Yoshito...
Snegurochka: Oh no it's fine! The children love you!
Yoshito: I must spread your glory!
MC: Kinda turned into a one-man pissing contest there / it's okay you can be mad / Moritaka bares it all!
Moritaka: ...Yoshito. Take that thing apart this instant.
Yoshito: NO PLEASE RECONSIDER
Moritaka: I said do it.
Yoshito: okay...I'm sorry I couldn't understand you Moritaka.
Moritaka: Hey! I'M the real one! Ugh, you have me right here, no need to keep our relationship hidden.
Yoshito starts fantasizing about Moritaka and falls over!
MC: Yoshito, wake up! / I can't believe Yoshito is fucking dead / Moritaka this is your fault
Hastur: What is this chaos that I have to see with my own eyes!?
Tianzun: It's Yoshito's happy face, haha!
Here comes the Ueno gang!
Yuma: (wheezing) Moritaka, so fast...
Alp: GASP! Frosty!
Pazuzu: What's everyone running fo--giant Moritaka! And my cute little lizard and friends!
MC: Pazuzu! / You guys know Moritaka?
(B) Pazuzu: Of course! What kind of oil baron would I be if I don't talk to people?
Hastur: Why are you all here!?
The Ueno gang look away.
Yoshito: Actually yes, why are you here Moritaka? You refused the ticket I tried to give you.
Moritaka: WHOA! Where do you get off after what you just did!?
Yoshito: Ohh, you want to be here with Master? Why didn't you say so?
Moritaka: Back off! Uhh, I...
Tanetomo: Tee hee, he was worried about you.
Yoshito: !?
Yoshito: O-ohh. Hehehe...
Pazuzu: And we were worried your new friends were bullying you, my cute lizard!
Hastur: How dare you treat me like a child!
Koropokkur: Said the lizard playing around like a kid.
Hastur: S-silence!
Pazuzu: Haha, you seem fine so we'll just go.
Hastur: Yes, leave! ...I will bring presents later.
Yuma: (frown) Hastur, you don't want me around?
Hastur: I never said that! Maybe later, but for now I--
Hastur looks back. The party is smiling at him. Pazuzu smiles too.
Pazuzu: Have fun. Let's go, Yuma, Alp.
Moritaka: We should leave as well. Yoshito, no more tomfoolery.
Yoshito: ...yes, of course. Enjoy yourselves.
Moritaka: ...huh, I figured you'd try to stop me.
Yoshito: Oh, did you want me to? I still have things I want to do with the party. It's my turn to help her with her dream after she helped with mine.
Moritaka: ...alright, good luck.
Yoshito: Thank you. Moritaka Land will happen, one day.
MC: I see / I'll help / how about I help you think up other ways of making it...?
Yoshito: ...I didn't think you would ever say such a thing.
Yoshito thinks about how he thought he'd always be alone and wouldn't be able to talk about his dreams with his Master.
Yoshito: Maybe with you as my Master...actually never mind.
Moritaka: wait what
Yoshito runs back to the party.
Hastur: What. You aren't going back with them?
Yoshito: I was about to ask you the same thing.
Hastur and Yoshito frown before smiling.
Hastur and Yoshito: ...whatever.
Snegurochka: You guys! So about the Santa Sendoff...!
The next day
Santa School
Snegurochka: I got an idea while at the theme park!
Poof!
Snegurochka: Witch Girl Snegurochka is here and casting a spell on you!
Wolf A: Wow! How'd you do that without the app!?
Snegurochka: Tee hee. Anyways I've called in a collaborator from Ojimachi and some outside help!
Hastur teleports in with Yoshito and Koropokkur!
Hastur: This is a waste of my power as an Entity of the Outer Realm.
Snegurochka: Thanks Big Bro Hastur! You're the only one I could ask for this.
Hastur: W-well fine, I said I would help. Every Foreigner knows about rocket science!
MC: You know, why didn't you just teleport away from the tails the other day?
Hastur: Q-quiet you! I never considered the idea...
Yoshito: Master, this must be the playing dumb stratagem!
Koropokkur: Were we stuck with you so you wouldn't make out with MC or something?
Hastur: I will melt your impudent mouth off!
Snegurochka: Um, t-these are my collaborators!
Shocked Santa students!
Snegurochka: I thought, maybe we can meet children at the theme park for a special Christmas thing! They can see Santas, magical girls, and other cool things. Why don't we dress up and be what children want to see?
Guy B: Wow, like a hero?
Girl C: And I can be a cute mascot!
There's a conspicuously empty seat.
MC: No Jack, huh. Or Tianzun for that matter.
Snegurochka: I believe in Jackie. But what happened to Tianzun!?
MC: Hmm. He probably went to buy milk again.
Elsewhere
Tianzun: Hey Jack, slacking off?
Jack: Meh. Off looking scandalous?
End of Episode
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