Live A Hero Santa Claus Workout Episode 6 (Abridged)

Polaris Mask lost his mask!
Polaris Mask: AAAA--
Mask back on!
Polaris Mask: AA--wait what?
MC: You okay!? I tried turning your suit off and on again really fast.
Polaris Mask: What? Why would--actually, did you see...?
MC: Um, yeah. / I think I've seen it before.
(C) Polaris Mask: ...it's cool. Not like I can unmask now.

Polaris Mask: I'm a failure of a pro wrestler now! But wait...
Polaris Mask has to prioritize his mask, but nobody else has to care.
Polaris Mask: ...why'd you fix it so quick?
MC: What? I thought it was important to you and your dream as Polaris Mask.
Polaris Mask: ...I guess? Hmm.
Well that wasn't too bad for him.
Polaris Mask: You know, not even my agency manager has ever seen me unmasked. And barely anyone in my private life knows I'm Polaris Mask. Somehow.
MC: OMG???

Polaris Mask: Eh, it's cool. I'm weirdly not bothered by it. Besides... (throws arm over MC's shoulders) You're looking at all of me, eh partner?
MC: uhhhh
Polaris Mask: So you better not blab about it.
MC: Nah. It's your dream.
Polaris Mask: ...eh, fine. Anyways, I'm Kensuke Kitakami under the mask. You better remember that.
Kensuke whispers. His voice sounds different from usual. Quiet. Deep. Frank.
MC: O-okay! (HE'S UP TO SOMETHING!)
Polaris Mask: ...well there'll be something nice later. Anyways, here's to us MC!
Back to Polaris Mask as he slaps MC on the back!
MC: OOF (he's hiding something!)
Monomasa's star shower trails off. Monster cleanup complete!

Later
Some forest path behind the church
Astar: Is it here? No...
Astar has some paper spread out on a stump.
MC: Whatcha doin'?
Astar: AAAAAA
Astar: Oh, it's you. Uh, nothing. Why're you up so late?
MC: We get to stay at the church tonight, but I didn't see you anywhere and wondered where you went.
Astar: ...it's Christmas tomorrow, so I was figuring out everyone's assignments.
MC: what
Astar: Reindeer on detail work, the presents, and the Santa front and center. You know what, you give me your opinions on this.

Astar: So, Polaris. I want him on forward charge since he's good at that. Monomasa is...good at night work, so he's got good synergy with my fire powers. You...you're good at detail work, so maybe you'll be lead reindeer.
He's thinking so hard on what can possibly be done.
Astar: Okay, good enough I guess.
Astar seems happy with all the notes he's written down.
MC: You sure are having fun.
Astar looks genuinely surprised.
Astar: ...you think so? I'm not allowed to enjoy Christmas though.
He seems sure about that.
MC: Why?
Astar: I don't qualify, and I don't need to besides being Santa. It's how Santa is.
He legitimately believes that.
MC: (Hmm...)
Astar: ...it's late. Thanks for talking. Go to bed.
Astar goes back to the church.
MC: (Astar's dream...)

Title Card: The Night Before Christmas

Christmas Eve. Last checks atop the Satellite Bands.
Astar: Okay, it's almost the big day. You guys aren't good enough, but we'll just have to deal with it.
Red: Damn, we really been at this just a few days.
Purple: Being a reindeer is tough, man.
Wrestlers tearing up.
Polaris Mask: And you did it without bitching about it. Props, guys. So am I lead reindeer?
Astar: Right, I should recheck my notes. (pulls out notes)
MC: (Oh.)
Astar: You guys ready?
Party: YEAH
Astar: Good. Here's the plan.

Later
'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house not a--
BANG
Child A: AAAAHH!
Welp! Hey it's bright out. Morning already?
Child A: Wait, that looks like fire and starlight.
Something is coming!
Child A: A sleigh and reindeer?
And also...
Astar: USELESS SACKS OF----AND MAKE IT SNAPPY
Polaris Mask: That's crazy talk Ast----hell, man!
Astar: Shut up and run!
Eventually...
Child A: Santa? Santa!
Astar smiles and disappears!
Child A: Wait, is something in my stocking?
Pretty star piece and ball. Also the milk and cookies are gone.
Child A: Santa IS real!

Later
Astar: Okay, search is done. Move your asses, reindeer.
Polaris Mask: Sir, yes sir! Move it, people!
Wrestlers: YEAAAAH!
Polaris Mask leads the charge back into the sky!
Melide: Um. Aren't we angling down too hard?
Monomasa: I'm concerned too...
MC: But we're still mostly horizontal! / Too fast! Too fast!
Zooming!
Yellow: OH MY GOOOOD!
Polaris Mask: Dammit guys, stop hitting the gas so hard!
Astar: Change trajectories and get ready to land quietly!
Blue: What kinda space coke are YOU on!?
Purple: AAAAHH
Course correction time! Slowly...slowly...but too late to not crash to the ground! Snow gets knocked off nearby roofs.

Astar: What the hell are you people doing!?
Polaris Mask: Stop talking crazy Astar and explain what the hell is going on for once!
Green: Mommy come get me, I'm scared.
Monomasa: Get a grip, Vixen.
Astar: Shut up and run!
MC: Speak louder for the kids down in Africa / You'll wake people up! / the light it's so beautiful...
Astar: Ugh. Well, not like I haven't done that before either. This is gonna keep looping tonight, so get good people.
MC: wait what

Astar: Yeah, our job loop is to jump in and out of the atmosphere and deliver presents on our way west. The reindeer will handle the driving. There's other stuff too. Anyways, Santa work is a marathon!
Polaris Mask: Damn, that's hardcore! Bring it!
Monomasa: You're taking this rather well.
Astar: Oh shit, a kid! Quick, smile!
Astar puts on his fake beard.
MC: WHAT
Polaris Mask: Smile!? Uhhhh...
The party smiles! The kid is weirded out by this.
Astar: Okay, present time Monomasa. Ready?
Monomasa: R-right. Let's go Melide, MC.
Monomasa makes a star from his bag while Astar pulls out a wood ornament. Then Astar uses his fire power to make the presents shine pretty.

Monomasa: So we just let go then?
Monomasa and Astar toss their presents, which floats down toward the child.
Astar: Okay we're good. Actually no wait, there's a present for Santa we need to grab.
Melide: That's a thing?
Astar: Yes, it's customary and varies per country. Look.
Astar's fire goes into the kid's house and comes back with milk and cookies!
MC: You can do that!?
Astar: With practice, and it only works on light stuff.
Blue: Omg that's so precious!
Green: And now I'm hungry!
Astar: Back off, idiots. This is for Santa, not us.
Yellow: Whaddya mean!?
Astar: We're making the miracle of Santa happen, but we aren't Santa. We'll give this to the poor kids, so don't touch it if you wanna live.
Red: O-oh. I guess I can't argue with that...
Astar: You can eat after we're done. Now keep going!

Moving on!
Mom: Why can't you think about our kid!? On CHRISTMAS!?
Dad: Well maybe if you didn't get in my grill all the time, I could! ...sorry, I know you're trying.
Mom: I'm sorry too, I didn't think about your feelings.
Kid Next Room Over: Thanks Santa...
Outside
Astar: Okay good, got to it while it was in the middle of it.
Astar puts out his fire after it comes back.
MC: You can tell? / Does that run on emotions? / What'd you even do actually?

Astar: My fire can take away heat, including metaphorical. This way, that kid can have one night without fighting parents at least...
Monomasa: Amazing how pinpoint you can control it, even with a Parallel Weapon helping.
Astar: Lots of practice. It's not infinite though, and I still need to get it down to a pinpoint.
Astar pulls out his Parallel Weapon.
Astar: The Book of Sinterklaas can search for people and get their movement range. And right now I'm focusing on children who don't make a lot of different faces since those might not even have homes. Like here...
Slums. Homeless people curled up in the backstreets. Astar sends out presents with his fire.
Child: Cold. Hungry...wait, what's that? Fire? Cookies? Yay! Santa presents?
The child smiles, just a little bit.

Blue: Omg we're actually being Santas!
Yellow: Yeah, let's keep it up!
Polaris Mask: Watch us, kiddos!
The party is getting psyched! Except for...
Astar: (stares)
MC: Something wrong, Astar?
Astar: Huh? No, we're doing our best. I just think Santa doesn't feel happy. I mean, I was never able to be Santa from the start.
MC: ...wait.
What kind of Santa hero says he can't be Santa?
Monomasa: ...ungh!
Melide: Wait, what's wrong Monomasa?
MC: Wait, back up Astar. How can you say that when your dream manifests as...

Astar: What? My dream is to keep trying to be Santa. I'll keep going for it even if I never become Santa. It's my fault Nic and Kram are gone, so my form of Santa is to keep atoning for that.
MC's view of Astar seems to be warping, except not for his dream.
Observer Vision, or something!
Astar Lily 2.0: Oh. I can dream, but I'll never be a perfect Santa. But I want to keep doing this.
Present
MC: What?
Astar: I mean, I did wonder if it was possible at first.
He looks as nice as he was in his younger days.
Astar: But you could observe it even when it was impossible.
Astar holds his weapon. He used to have a role.
Astar: My dream manifested as the Book of Sinterklaas. A worthless dream that makes a Santa as done by three people instead of a new kind of Santa.
Monomasa: OOF! 

Monomasa falls to his knees! Less physical, more psychic rejection of self via mental breakdown!
Monomasa: Monomasa, you...
???: I'm not good enough. If I can't do it, what am I here for? Doing something was worth it, but what if it isn't? It hurts it hurts it hurts... I can't help but think...why can't I do it? HE can keep going, even though he's in the same situation I'm in...
Melide: !? Monomasa, what's wrong!?
Monomasa shifts to Monomasa Oosato!
Monomasa Oosato: S-stop...Melide, MC...
Melide: Monomasa...?
The Monster Venom goo thing keeps acting up as Monomasa suffers! That voice sounds familiar...
MC: ...Monomasa Oosato?

Monomasa Oosato: Stop...Observing me...oof!
Monomasa Oosato spawns a super bright star from his body!
Green: WHAT
Purple: MY EEEEYES
The light is creating enough pressure to give the sleigh turbulence!
Red: Oh no!
Yellow: We gonna fall!
The mobs start getting blasted away!
MC: OH NO
The pressure hits Polaris Mask up front in the line!
Polaris Mask: OOF! You ain't shaking ME off that easy!
Polaris Mask ties the reins around himself!
Polaris Mask: Hang on, guys!
Polaris Mask swings his bear claws!
Green: AAAA--wait what?
Red: Polaris...?
Polaris Mask used his gravity powers to cast Feather Fall on the mobs!
MC: You guys okay!? / What just happened!?

Polaris Mask: It's cool, I've slowed their fall! We're right above town! They'll be fine if nothing else happens!
MC: Oh okay. But Monomasa...
The light creates shadows!
Melide: W-what? Another me?
Shadow Melide Clone: [unintelligible]
Melide: No...I had to forget, or else...
I'll Face Myself intensifies!
MC: Melide!?
Melide: I have people I need, so I...
Shadow Melide Clone: Is that really up to you? Do you and Exio really know what memories are okay to forget?

Oh hey there's a huge Shadow Astar too.
Astar: What do you mean, I'm broken?
MC: Astar!
The shadows converge around Astar!
Shadow Astar Clone: You think suffering has worth in itself.
Astar: What? This is how my dream is.
Shadow Astar Clone: It's okay. You figured out how to make up for what you've done, so you keep asking to be saved.
Astar: You shut up.
Shadow Astar Clone: No matter how much you suffer for your atonement, it means nothing.
Astar: Shut up!
Shadow Astar Clone: You will NEVER be forgiven.

The shadows start covering the whole ship and touch MC as they spill personal truths!
Flashback! or something
Forest. Night. Winter. People kneeling, people holding things.
Astar: Voice, are you there? Do I have a dream yet? Can I be Santa?
Astar has no choice because this day is important to his dream.
Astar: Thank you. I can be Santa this year again.
He smiles, but...
Astar: ...it's my dream, so I'm gonna keep doing it.
Memory shift!
Astar Lily 2.0: I can't do it now, but one day! Like back then, when the three of us tried for it!
Memory shift!
Astar Lily 2.0: Dammit, I have to change my methods now... Maybe I can still...no, this isn't Santa. Obviously I can't do it, but trying was fun. But now it's getting all twisted. Santa doesn't stop fights with fires and give out ornaments. I...
Memory shift!
Astar Lily 2.0: Oh... I can't save kids, Santa or no Santa. They die anyways, which is why I gave up.
Astar (narration): I can still transform. Voice is still watching me, even though I can't hear them anymore. They're still observing, even though I don't remember much anymore.
Astar: Atoning is my one dream worth having anymore since I can't be Santa.

Present
The sleigh is flying back up towards the Satellite Bands. MC's vision flickers.
Flashback!
Astar: I've been doing this for 80 years, and I'll keep doing it even if it's warped into something else.
Present
MC: That's what Astar's Santa has been?
Such self-denial.
MC: He's felt that? For 80 years?
Monomasa's stars shine brighter!
Monomasa Oosato: Agh...!
The shadows deepen!
Polaris Mask: ...hell with that!
Light particles disrupt the shadows!
MC: What!?

Polaris Mask: Goddammit, get these shadows back inside me!
Boom!
Polaris Mask swings his claws and absorbs the shadows!
MC: Polaris Mask, are you okay!?
Polaris Mask: I'm good! But what the hell did Monomasa do!?
MC: I think it's unintentional, and he's trying to deal with it...
Polaris Mask: Ugh. Astar, Melide, you guys okay!?
Polaris Mask blows his aura to soften the starlight!
Astar: Ugh. What?
Melide: W-what was I...?
MC: Astar, Melide!

Polaris Mask: ...so we ain't all okay, but we gotta stop him. For his sake too.
Polaris Mask points at Monomasa Oosato, who is suffering.
Melide: Right.
The starlight weakens, but it still spawns a Shadow Monomasa copy!
Polaris Mask: Astar, we're Santa right!?
Astar twitches.
Polaris Mask: What kinda Santa gives up at a time like this!?
Astar: ...shut your mouth.
Astar slowly gets up!
Astar: We gotta help him fast.
Polaris Mask: Santa time! Melide, MC!
Melide: MC, let's go.
MC: Right!
BATTLE START 

Magical Snow Land Episode 4 Part 3 (Abridged)

Koropokkur (narrating): So like, my job back in my home world was to hit the reset button whenever civilization got too far because humans would otherwise blow themselves up. It's fine. I can be the only one doing the dirty work. But noooo, some hero named Ainurakkur had to dirty their hands trying to help everyone. So RUDE! Still love him tho.
Present
Koropokkur: It's okay Snegurochka! I'll make myself the core of a Singularity where you and MC can live here forever and never leave.
MC: EXCUSE ME???
Koropokkur: What? I'm here in Tokyo for you to begin with. None of my other plans worked anyways, and hey I brought everyone else for funsies.
Snegurochka: Koropokkur, no!
Snegurochka feels spring has to come for people on her supposed mother Vesna Krasna's honor. It's also Kitezh's biggest cultural rule to never deny wishing for spring.

Snegurochka: Isn't the theme park meant to make children happy?
Koropokkur: It's cool. I tried wishing for a children's paradise that included even one more child than before. But then people died and that sucks and now I'm in Tokyo. I don't think I was wrong, but it still sucks. Anyways Jack, you gonna do the thing?
Jack Frost: ...yeah, I'm in.
Snegurochka: Jackie!?
Jack: I don't want you to die!
Snegurochka: Well I don't either, but I'd hate you dying even more! Stop! ...or else I'll really hate you!
Jack looks hurt for a second, but acts mad and sulky.
Jack: Whatever. Being alone never bothered me anyways.
Blizzard intensifies! Koropokkur turns away.
MC: Jack, Koropokkur, stop! / (see what the party thinks)

Tianzun: ...how about we ride something and think about it?
Hastur: But why though!?
Tianzun: You expect me to stay out in this cold!? Plus we oughta talk to Snegurochka.
Snegurochka: Jackie, you just made friends...
Yoshito: He thought you were worth more...I can understand that. Master, I know painfully well how Jack feels. I'd do the same for Moritaka if it came to it.
Hastur: And I know the madness of isolation. If our presence helps, then--
Snegurochka: NO
Out of character alert!
Snegurochka: Thank you, but this is wrong! Nobody else has enough ice resistance to survive her for--
Tianzun: Snegurochka. It's okay to say you want to stay. Jack and Koropokkur will help if you do.
Snegurochka: (shakes head) No. Please help me stop Big Bro Jackie and Koropokkur!
MC: But...
Hmm. Either Jack or Snegurochka die, or the party is trapped. The party heads to the ice castle.

Jack Frost and Koropokkur hanging around like a designated boss fight.
Jack: ...you're still doing this Snegurochka? Why?
Snegurochka: I'm happy you care for me, but this is wrong.
Koropokkur: Why not have fun with things here?
Snegurochka: No. Let everyone go.
Snegurochka grips her wand. Jack snorts.
Jack: Well, siblings fight huh? But I'm gonna win.
Yoshito: In a 2v5? Really?
Jack uses his spray cans to make Snegurochka copies!
Jack: Surprise. How about now?
Snegurochka looks surprised and happy.
Snegurochka: Oh Jackie, you care about me that much?
Yoshito: Impressive!
Jack: DAMMIT YOU'RE MAKING THIS WEIRD
Snegurochka: Yay, you're still the same! It would suck if this turned awkward at the end.

Jack Frost: ...I'm backing you up, Koropokkur.
Koropokkur: I know. It's World Rep time!
Hastur strikes! But he pulls back at the Snegurochka frost clones!
Hastur: H-how dare!
Jack: You see how real they are, huh? Like her.
Tianzun: Dick move, bro.
Jack: What? It's her life on the line. If she stays, I have to go. You know what this is all about, right!?
Snegurochka: That doesn't make trapping someone else into a cold future right!
Snegurochka is determined. Jack falters. So do Hastur and Tianzun.
Jack: They don't seem to agree. So why not just stay? ...aren't we friends?
MC: (square up) / (hesitate) / (say nothing)
---
(A) Snegurochka: Yeah, I'm not sacrificing everyone else for myself!
Magical girl transformation, go!
Snegurochka: Sorry MC, but please help me!
(B) Snegurochka: No, this is wrong. I'm not sacrificing everyone else for myself!
Magical girl transformation, go!
Snegurochka: Sorry for making you choose, but I need your help!
(C) Jack: Yeah you get it, MC.
Snegurochka: MC, no!
Magical girl transformation, go!
Snegurochka: Sorry for making you choose, but I need your help!
---
MC: UHHHH
BATTLE START (more happens after)

Hastur (narrating): I like humans, even if most of them don't even make it to 100. So beautiful, even if I might accidentally squash them by approaching. Which meant it was a humongous mindbender seeing you turned human when I came to Tokyo. My brother with the redacted name. You're the biggest mess of us all, but you're also the only one to survive past the dream if Azathoth awakens. You always come back.
Present
Koropokkur's been through this before, so he doesn't go all in. He remembers how things went when they did all this a loop ago.

Flashback! The party is faltering against the Snegurochka frost clones aside from Snegurochka herself.
Jack Frost: Why are you doing this!?
Snegurochka: Sorry Jackie. And thank you. Diamond Drift!
Snegurochka throws a blizzard at Jack and forces him to stand down! Jack is crying...
Snegurochka: I'm...really glad I met everyone. And I hope it meant as much to everyone else. So, don't regret the time we had together. You might be sad...but don't let it keep you down, okay?
Snegurochka is holding back tears too...
Jack: But I can't!
Snegurochka: No. It's the last thing I ask of everyone. Live it up enough for my share too! ...actually Jackie, one more thing? Make a picture of me when you go back to school. So everyone will remember me. Promise?
Jack: NO! I want us all to stay together for--
POOF
Jack: oh...
End of flashback

Present
Koropokkur lowers his guard because of the above flashback!
MC: (charge in, ugly crying)
Shocked cast!
MC: SHUT UP AND HELP US GET A DEUS EX MACHINA
Yoshito: ...Master, you look awful. Haha.
So does Yoshito.
Tianzun: ...heh, that's how it's supposed to look like when it's a villain goes down!
Tianzun laughs too.
Koropokkur: Uh. I already said I couldn't think of anything el--
MC: Then let us in and help, you stupid jerk!
Hastur: Heh. You're the worst, brother.
Koropokkur: You know I can't do that as one of the World Reps.
As a World Rep, all Koropokkur can do is try to keep MC for himself. No asking for help, no letting things slip by. No freedom allowed.
Koropokkur: ...that's why I admired you. I always knew you'd do that.
End of Episode 

Magical Snow Land Episode 4 Part 2 (Abridged)

Snegurochka: I said I'm dying soon.
Shocked party! Except for Koropokkur frowning.
MC: excuse me???
Snegurochka: I thought about keeping it to myself and not say goodbye...but turns out I wanted to be with everyone one more time.
MC: EXCUSE ME???
Snegurochka: It's just how it goes for people like me. We wither after Christmas and fade away with winter.
Yoshito: But why...?
Snegurochka: I'm sorry for dropping this on you like this when I might literally keel over in thirty seconds!

TV show flashback! Or something.
Magical girl battle in spring!
Snegurochka: It okay!
Snegurochka starts twirling her wand!
Snegurochka: Full power! Noble Phantasm, fire!
Snegurochka used Sheer Cold! But it wasn't very effective...
Snegurochka: Oh no!
Snegurochka is dying as spring comes...
Snegurochka: I can't go on...
Snegurocka falls over. Next time, on the final episode--
Zhurong: Wait, what do you mean it's ending!?
Quantum: Something must've happened for Snegurochka...
Zhurong: Noooo!
Zhurong starts pulling out paper and writing on it!
Quantum: What?
Zhurong: I'm going to write the TV station to keep making the show!
Quantum: Oh. Okay then.
Quantum decides not to say nothing might happen.

Santa School
Commotion time.
Guy A: The show's ending!?
Wolf B: Jack, you know anything about Snegurochka? She's been gone a while.
Jack Frost: No, sorry...
Jack manages to fend off all questions for the day and goes somewhere.
Hospital or something
Jack: Hey. How you feelin'?
Snegurochka: Hi Jackie. I'm good. I think. How's everyone at school? ...Jackie?
Jack: Oh, um. Sorry.
Snegurochka: UGH. I said, how's everyone at school? Also, you want to do anything? I want to go to the theme park with everyone again! And also...
Snegurochka acts fine. Snegurochka does not look fine. Jack looks away.

Time to change the viewpoint reel!
Jack Frost: Ded, what's up with Snegurochka?
The party has barged into Ded's office! Ded is more concerned with Jack's question and looks away.
White: Oh...so she didn't tell you either.
Jack: Wait, so you DO know something!
White: Yes, and I believe you should know too.
White (narrating): I told you Snegurochka was made from my snow, yes? That's exactly why she's been withering away. I weaken when Christmas is over. It just goes even further for her. Now stay calm, but...she'll disappear by springtime. She was supposed to only get one winter to live.
Jack grabs White's collar.
Jack: WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING!?
MC: Yeah! / Jack, stop / Isn't that...

Hastur: ...that's similar to how I see lower life forms like humans. We Foreigners can get millenia to live, so a normal human lifetime seems pitifully short to us.
Jack Frost: And she just accepted that!? I mean it's fine if it were just me but DAMN!
Koropokkur: Jack, stop. I know you don't get long either.
Jack: !?
Koropokkur: Tokyo's been getting too hot for you guys to live. You can't take it much longer.
Jack: W-why are you here?
Koropokkur: She wanted to give this to you so you could live.
It's her artifact, part of her very self.

Some hospital
Jack Frost: Snegurochka...
Snegurochka: Jackie...I'll give you my artifact.
Jack: But what about you!?
Snegurochka: It's just how it is for us...and I'd rather someone keep dreaming after I'm gone rather than live for myself.
Snegurochka cuddles Jack's head. Jack cries his eyes out. When Jack goes to wash his face, Koropokkur is there.
Koropokkur: Bitch, that's not how it was supposed to go. You were supposed to comfort HER!
Jack: ...do you know what to do? I'll do anything to save her.
Koropokkur: What the hell do you think I've been doing? But if I do, I'll be crushing her dream.
Koropokkur spills the beans.
Koropokkur: If she gives you her artifact, you'll live. If you give her yours, she'll live. And then her heart will break because you died for her. We've been stuck on being only able to save one of you.
Jack doesn't get it. Koropokkur is unreadable.

Koropokkur: Oh get off your high horse. You can't save her on your own... so I will, the way I used to.
Koropokkur uses PLOT BEEEAAAAM! And now the party is at Magical Snow Land. Suddenly an artificial blizzard and aurora!
Snegurochka: Ooh, pretty...
Tianzun: Wait, what's going on?
In Housamo Fantasy China, auroras are BAD NEWS. Tianzun gets on guard! Yoshito is shocked as he looks at the park entrance.
Yoshito: Master, look!
Snow blocks all the exits!
Koropokkur: Our new frozen paradise! It's okay Snegurochka, you can live forever here.
End of Episode part

Magical Snow Land Episode 4 Part 1 (Abridged)

Narration Zone or something
Koropokkur: Hey, you having fun? Hope you have! Do you wish it'd go on forever? I mean, not like that. I always knew you'd answer that way if it's About You, Ainurakkur. But you ever wonder how people with no future might answer, like Jack and Snegurochka?
Present
Snegurochka: It's Santa Sendoff in Magical Snowland time!
Lots of clapping and cheering as Santa students line up!
Snegurochka: I'd like to thank everyone for accepting a new girl like me and going with my idea. I got to be both a magical girl and a Santa at the same time. Did you all have fun!?
Everyone Present: Yeah!
Snegurochka: Cool! Magical Girl Transformation, Make Up!
Hastur uses his Foreigner Teleport abilities to change the Santa students into uniform!
White: Okay everyone, it's showtime!
Yule: Yes, Headmaster!
Flying sleighs, go!
Snegurochka: Good luck out there, Grandpa and everyone else!
Now the party dresses up as Santa!
Snegurochka: And now, the parade! Hit it!
BATTLE(?) START (more happens after)

Koropokkur: Hey kids, I'm your Santa! I've got candy! Who wants some?
MC: I do! / Cute! / Nice outfit
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(A) Koropokkur: Oh you. Well, if I have any left over then okay.
(BC) Koropokkur: Flattery won't get you presents!
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Hastur: Hmph, how about I offer you a gift? You needn't even repay me for it. Or we could even exchange them if you so choose.
MC: But all I have is candy / Gift exchange! / Oh my god hot Santa suit!
(A) Hastur: Heh, I know you have the good stuff.
(B) Hastur: Very well. You had best not give me some sort of trick.
(C) Hastur: I can look good in anything.

Yoshito: Master, I made you cookies. There's some for everyone.
It's a bag of Moritaka cookies.
MC: Cute! / How on brand / Any Yoshito cookies?
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(A) Yoshito: Yes, Moritaka is indee--wait, that's not what you meant?
(B) Yoshito: But of course.
(C) Yoshito: There--excuse me? Um, I-I'll go make some.
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Hastur: Why have you made mine look like this!?
Tianzun: It looks just like you! Mine looks pervy though.
Hastur: So, just like you then.
Pictures get taken of the cookies! Snegurochka looks happy.
Tianzun: Hey MC, I got you sunglasses like mine. You like?
MC: No thanks / Ooh! How do I look? / Nice Santa outfit!
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(A) Tianzun: Aww. Hey Yoshito, you want--
(B) Tianzun: Nice! Hey Yoshito, you want--
(C) Tianzun: Yes, am I 50% hotter? Hey Yoshito, want to match outfits with me?
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Yoshito: T-thank you, but I...
MC: Hey wait you two don't need to go, Jack and Snegurochka?

Snegurochka: I'm here to be Santa for the children visiting today!
Jack Frost: Same. I'm still a Santa student, I guess.
Snegurochka: Let's all go give out presents!
Snegurochka runs forward a bit before turning to wave at the party!
Snegurochka: You guys! Thanks for everything! I love you all!
The party smiles and walks over.
Yoshito: Thank you too. It's been a lovely time.
Hastur: I am not one to casually say I like anything, but...I can say I don't dislike you.
MC: Thanks, it's been fun. Love you all!
The party heads over to the children. Well, most of the party does.

Koropokkur: (frowns)
Tianzun: What's wrong?
Koropokkur: Nothing. Come on, we got kids to make happy right?
Tianzun: I want EVERYONE happy! But I've seen you even unhappier than Jack.
Koropokkur: No I'm not. And it's not like you can do anything if I were.
Snegurochka: Hurry up you guys!
Koropokkur: Coming!
And then the party had the most awesome Christmas time ever.
MC: Wait why'd it go dark!? Did someone stop the movie or whatever!?
Koropokkur: Thanks for coming MC, did you like the show?
MC: Wait, is this another loop!? How many times have we been through this!?
Koropokkur: Man, you ever think about why they cared so much about the Santa Sendoff? Well let's fastforward to the answer!

Time skip! Social link, go!
Snegurochka: Japanese New Years! It's just like Christmas where you make wishes! Uhh...I hope we'll all be together forever!
Koropokkur: Cool, I'll wish for that too.
Yoshito: Maybe you should make a wish for yourself somemtimes.
Time skip!
Snegurochka: It's Valentine's! I made you all chocolate!
Tianzun: Yay!
Hastur: I know not of this Valentines you speak of, but I just happen to have chocolate here. A total coincidence.
Snegurochka: Aww, thanks. Does that mean you like me?
Hastur: D-did you have to say it out loud!? No, as a Foreigner I am simply unfamiliar with these customs!

Time skip!
MC: Huh, they haven't picked up recently. Busy with work maybe?
Moritaka: Is something wrong, MC?
Some evening at school.
MC: Kinda sad Snegurochka suddenly went radio silent on us.
Moritaka: Maybe it's her work?
Beep beep!
Phone: Hi, it's Snegurochka. Sorry, I've been feeling out of it. How about we all go to the theme park?
MC: "Okay!" Man, why didn't she just say so?

Theme park
Snegurochka: Hi everyone, sorry about being quiet lately. This dress sure reminds me of Christmas.
Koropokkur: (frown)
Hastur: You still could have sent a message. I thought something happened to you.
Yoshito: Are you okay?
Snegurochka: Totally fine! Let's make today the best day ever!
Tianzun: ...hells yeah!
Snegurochka: You pick something first!
Housamo Kart, go!
Tianzun: You're going down this time!
Hastur: Pffft, loser. I'm going to win this one.
Koropokkur: No, me!
MC: I'll win! / Good luck old man!
Tianzun: You better be ready to eat kart, Snegurochka and Hastur!
Yoshito: I think you're getting too into this.
Hastur: No mercy.
Snegurochka: Tee hee, no survivors.
Tianzun: Nice. Let's go!

One race later, Hastur wins!
Hastur: HA!
Snegurochka keeps looking down like she's hiding something.
Hastur: What!? A-are you crying...!?
Snegurochka: No, I'm just so happy to be with everyone again.
Hastur: O-oh.
Jack Frost: I'll avenge you, Snegurochka!
Hastur: Ah, so you have chosen death.
Tianzun: Has he? I mean I'm gonna win this one.
New race under way! Scores are being tallied.
Tianzun: WHAT? How are they kicking my ass?
Jack and Hastur keep fighting for 1st place! Hastur starts edging over the top!
Jack: Shit. In that case...
Sidelines
Snegurochka: Good luck, Jackie!
Jack nods and locks in!

Hastur: Impressive. Still, no mercy for you!
Jack Frost: This is for Snegurochka!
Jack speeds up even further...and he wins!
Jack: Damn, thanks for the cheering Snegurochka.
Snegurochka: Yay, Jackie!
Hastur: Didn't you want me to win, Snegurochka?
Snegurochka: Oh, sorry. Jack cheered for me, so it was my turn to cheer for him.
Tianzun: Haha, nice race guys. I'm winning next time.
Koropokkur: Pffft. It's just a race you guys.
Jack: Well I won, so how about I decide where we go next?
And so the party has a nice time hanging around the theme park.

Jack Frost: Hey, how about we ride the Ferris wheel all together for once?
Snegurochka: Ooh! But isn't the park closing now?
Jack: We got the park owner right there.
Koropokkur: Fiiine. But not for too long, okay?
MC: omg??? / exciting! / Hey let's play around after closing next time!
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(C) Koropokkur: WHAT?
Tianzun: I'm so down for that! Can we?
Koropokkur: ...maybe next time.
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Hastur: Can we even all fit? Maybe I shouldn't.
Koropokkur: It can sit six giant babies, you'll be fine.

The party gets in the Ferris wheel. Outside looks super nice.
Snegurochka: Wooow.
Hastur: Remember how we ran from the police here that one time, MC?
Yoshito: That wasn't you making a pretext to ride with MC?
Hastur: NO!? That was Tianzun's idea!
Snegurochka: Ahh, memories. I still remember your band parade, Yoshito.
Yoshito: It was an interesting puppeteering experience. I'd be happy to preach about Moritaka again sometime.
Look! Snow!
MC: Pretty! / Now!? / Oh yeah it's been getting colder

Snegurochka: Thanks for your help back then, Tianzun.
Tianzun: Nah, that was your work.
Snegurochka: ...I'd love to see you do the parade thing again.
Tianzun: Anytime.
It's snowing harder.
Snegurochka: And thanks for bringing me here, Koropokkur. I'm glad I met everyone!
Koropokkur: You're welcome. It's...well, that's good.
The Ferris wheel car is reaching the top.
Snegurochka: Sorry for the short notice, but I really wanted to come here one more time with everyone.
Hastur: But we can always come again another time after this?
Snegurochka: About that...I'm dying soon.
Shocked party! Except for Koropokkur frowning.
End of Episode part