Toku anime land!
Snegurochka: Oh no my magic isn't working!
Boogeyman: Haha, fear beats love in emotional density! Love is light, like melting snow! Despair and be mine, girl!
Snegurochka: (Fear beats love? Noooo that's too sad...)
Power of love dramatic power up!
Snegurochka: No, emotional weight isn't everything!
Boogeyman: Noooo, how can this be!? You haven't even confessed your love yet!
Snegurochka: There's more to snow and love than density and coldness!
Rainbow Love BEAAAAM!
Boogeyman: You haven't seen the last of meeee! (poof)
Snegurochka: ...I hope I can give you a makeover one day.
Narrator: Oh no, Snegurochka blasted the evil boss but her Senpai is still in the clutches of evil! Whatever will happen next time!? Tune in next time to find out!
Shinjuku
Zhurong: Wow you were amazing, Mr. Boogeyman!
Boogeyman: O-oh, thanks.
Quantum: I didn't know the Entertainers did TV shows now. And they're focusing on children's shows.
Zhurong: Let's play Magical Girl Snegurochka! Boogeyman, you be Snegurochka!
Boogeyman: But I played the villain!
Zhurong: Fear me, magical girl! Fwahaha!
Quantum: Oh no, whatever will you do Magical Girl Boogeyman?
The next day
Snegurochka went and asked Ded to put her in Jack Frost's classroom.
Guy A: Snegurochka I saw your show! Can't wait for the next episode!
Snegurochka: Aww, thanks! It gets even better!
Wolf B: You transferred from Nakano, right? Is it because Headmaster Ded is here?
Snegurochka: No, but sort of. I came to make everyone's wishes come true! Tell me whatever you need help with!
Guy A: Yessss, I can do anything with you cheering me on!
Snegurochka is getting along well! Also hey Jack's not here.
Snegurochka: Wait, where'd Big Bro Jackie go?
Wolf B: Big Bro!? Uhh...isn't he out today? He only comes on specific days.
Snegurochka thinks. Everyone else is in titters about her calling Jack big bro.
Wolf B: Hey the Santa Sendoff is happening soon. Anything you wanna do, Snegurochka? Our class has to give a plan as the highest class year.
Snegurochka: I'm going to look for Jackie! We were supposed to take class together!
Guy A: But class starts in like five minutes!
More commotion!
Guy A: What if he literally IS her brother!?
Wolf B: And she called Ded her grandpa so...how does that even work!?
Hallway
Snegurochka: Jackieeee, you promised we'd go to class together!
Jack Frost: No I didn't. Get back in class or you're be late.
Snegurochka: You too though! But I bet you're skipping out to go somewhere.
Jack: Yep, I'm the school bad boy. Now stay away before you get expelled with me or something.
Snegurochka: Oh come on...stop that and come to class with me!
Snegurochka actually starts dragging Jack in!
Jack: OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU THIS STRONG!? Let go!
Snegurochka: No way! I'll turn bad girl with you if you won't go back!
Jack: What kinda threat is that? Just go back already.
Snegurochka: Nuuuu! I wanna be with you, Jackie!
Jack: Ugh, fiiiine. You head back inside while I change.
Snegurochka: Yay! I'll be waiting!
Snegurochka skips back inside! Jack doesn't come back when class starts. Shocker.
Snegurochka: (That big jerk!)
The next day, Snegurochka starts stalking Jack Frost.
Snegurochka: Tee hee, I have a good rank in Presence Concealment (Santa) myself. I can fix your school record, Big Bro Jackie! ...where's he going though anyway?
This is the Oji area of Kita Ward, one of the World Reps' Portals.
Snegurochka: Wait, I lost him! Oh no!
Snegurochka looks around! Jack Frost is nowhere to be seen...
Koropokkur: Whatcha doin', Snegurochka?
Snegurochka: AHH! Oh, are you a fan or something?
Koropokkur: Kinda. Whatcha doin'?
Snegurochka: I was following someone and lost track of them...
Koropokkur: Oh, Jack right? I know him. How about I take you to him?
Snegurochka: You know him!?
Koropokkur: Yeah, I got a good memory.
Snegurochka: Okay, please help! I want to take him back to school!
Koropokkur: Okay. Jack told me about you, so I figured it was about time you showed up.
Snegurochka: O-oh! Hehe, what'd he say about me?
Koropokkur: You're the naggiest nag to ever nag.
Snegurochka is displeased. Koropokkur has a weird smile.
Koropokkur: He also said he wonders if this is what it's like to have a little sister and that it's kinda nice.
Snegurochka: Aww, Jackie~.
Later
Koropokkur: Okay we're here at the amusement park! Just so we're clear, I don't think Jack Frost wants anyone to know about this. You still wanna go in?
Snegurochka: ...he's here? Really?
Koropokkur: Yep! You can still back out.
Guess who?
Jack Frost: Hey kids, it's me Frosty! Welcome to Magical Snow La--
Jack: !?
Snegurochka: J-Jackie!?
And so the wheels turn again...
Elsewhere
Yoshito: Moritaka, let's go make hot pot tonight.
Yoshito's talking to his Moritaka doll while looking at some veg hot pot set. Behold the impure Hakkenshi of Duty who is after Moritaka.
Rando Shopkeep: Shopping with Moritaka? Nice. How about I cut you a deal today?
Yoshito: Oh! Please don't worry on my account.
Rando Shopkeep: It's cool, call it a loyalty discount. Also here's a lotto ticket for the shopping district.
Yoshito: Thank you. I'm not suited to normal living...
Rando Shopkeep: Oh go on, you miss the shots you don't take. See you next time!
Yoshito waves goodbye and leaves. Then he decides he might as well try his luck.
Rando B: We have a grand winner! Here you go, two tickets to an amusement park!
Yoshito: O-oh. What do I do with this...?
Ueno Dorm
Hastur: I actually WON that stupid raffle!?
Hastur has a ticket for two to Magical Snow Land now!
Hastur: Who would I even invite to go with me? Asking is so awkward.
Hastur has an idea, but he doesn't like it.
Hastur: Why THEM!?
Hastur has a Master now, much as he'd like to pretend not to.
Hastur: Maybe I should go alone. But that's also awkward! No one in the dorm must know I am being so out of character either way! Ugh, perhaps I should go searching for a partner then.
Hastur leaves his room.
Hastur: WHAT
It's the Beast Tamers hanging around outside!
Alp: Hey Hastur, old buddy old pal! Wanna go somewhere?
Fenrir: I happen to have time to slay. Perhaps we may go shoulder to shoulder if it pleases you!
Pazuzu: Hey my cute little lizard! I can always go with you if you can't ask anyone out!
Yuma: Hastur, you're hiding something. I wanna go with everyone!
Cu Sith: (SNIIIIFF) It's in there!
Hastur: CEASE YOUR SNIFFING THERE!
Hastur gives up and reveals his ticket.
Hastur: The INSOLENCE of you fools listening in on me!
Yuma: But Hastur, you so happy. Weird. Is it strange for me to be curious?
Hastur: Wha--I-I am not one to be happy to go visit some amusement park!
Cu Sith: Oh my god you guys, this ticket is only for two people!
Sudden tension!
Alp: Hey Hastur, how about I show you around an amusement park and how to have fun?
Fenrir: FOOL! I see it falls to me to show you the dark wisdoms needed to enjoy the amusement park by your lonesome!
Pazuzu: Pick me, lizard boy! You know you want to~.
Yuma: I wanna go. But I'm scared to go alone. Please Hastur?
Hastur: Ah! Do not look at me with those human eyes, Yuma!
Hastur sighs as the Hastur Bowl happens. Then he holds the ticket out.
Hastur: Just take the damned thing. I don't care who goes, I didn't want to go THAT much.
Hastur goes back to his room. The Beast Tamers are shocked, then look at each other.
That night
Pazuzu: Hey my cute lizard! This is from all of us to say sorry.
It's Hastur's ticket.
Hastur: (snorts) You fools would waste a gift like this?
Pazuzu: I mean yeah we all wanted to go, but we knew you didn't know who to ask. But we know this is yours and you can do whatever you want with it. Go alone, go ask someone out, ask one of us if you really want to. Personally, I think you should pick someone not in the dorm!
Hastur: I do not recall asking your opinion, but fine.
Pazuzu waves and walks off. Hastur thinks.
Later
Hastur: S-so, I decided I should ask you because you won't explode if some disaster were to happen. I-it's not like I wanted to ask you in particular or anything.
Hastur is asking MC!
Tianzun: YOOOO wanna go? Look, I gotta ticket!
Asakusa's punk teacher is hitting on MC!
Tianzun: Magical Snow Land is gonna be great!
MC: Okay, Sensei! / wait what now / Why not ask Quantum?
(B) Tianzun: Whaddya mean, "wait what now?" It's like you don't even know me! Magical Snow Land sounded great, they even have a parade! Let's goooo!
(C) Tianzun: Aww, don't be like that! I already gave them tickets! Besides, wouldn't it be better if she went with friends instead of an old man like me? That's why I asked you out!
Yoshito: Now hang on, I want Master to go with Moritaka to Magical Snow Land!
Yoshito is MC's assassin this loop.
Yoshito: Speaking of, please take this ticket Master. Do not worry, I will be watching from the shadows. I shall be no more than a spot on the walls.
MC: no seriously what / why don't you go with Moritaka? / don't you wanna go?
---
(B) Yoshito: N-no! I just want Moritaka to be happy, so that's more likely if he goes with you.
(C) Yoshito: W-what!? What about you Master? Oh wait, it's not a servant's place to ask you that. Whatever you say goes.
Tianzun: Dude, lighten up.
---
Hastur just cannot with all this and sighs.
Hastur: Damned MC. Oh well, perhaps I should just ask Pazuzu. Actually, no. Who knows what that deviant would make of it.
Hastur looks at MC again.
Tianzun: Pick me, MC! Or we could go the more the merrier!
Moritaka: No, you should go alone with Moritaka and get closer with him.
Tianzun: Orrrr you could get closer to me.
MC: UHHHH
MC and Hastur meet eyes. Hastur decides to intervene after internal sighing.
Hastur: Hold, for MC will be going with me! Using this ticket!
MC: WHAT? I mean cool but...
Tianzun: Wow you sure are popular when Christmas comes.
Yoshito: Ah yes, it pleases me to see how many people are drawn to you Master.
Hastur: Pfeh! None of you fools are worthy of standing alongside MC. Away with you before the slumbering madness awakes and takes you.
MC: This IS just a amusement park day trip, right? / welp / okay okay, we'll all go together!
And so the MC Bowl continues.
End of Episode
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